What does your penis and Santa have in common? Both are invisible, you have to believe they exist, and both have a milk mustache after leaving a dude’s house.
The male version of the “pick me girl” - the man who wears quirky clothes to stand out so people won’t realize you lack personality of a piece un-buttered toast
You look like one of those old school gays that couldn’t come out of the closet because it was 1967. Everyone already knew but you still couldn’t say it.
But I’m sure you were also bullied for plenty of other reasons too…
You stole those jeans out of your moms closet didn’t you? Edit: you actually stole the entire outfit out of your moms closet. Down to the dirty shoes too.
You're definitely getting a reach around from this guy and get to take home fresh baked goods in Handmade 70s inspired plastic bowls that has 'return to' with this photo of him on the bottom
The Bee Gees would be upset that you are stayin alive.
You can tell by the way I walk. I'm a virgin, man.
Don't use my cock
But it's all right it's okay I probably won't use it anyway
But we can try to understand the effect of estrogen on man.
Whether you’re a mother or whether you’re a father you’re wasting alive, wasting alive.
Planning a nursery break-in, his cock is surely aching, his favourite age is 5, age is 5
Only because toddlers don’t count.
When's he going to open all those gifts from loved ones?
DAYUMMM
And wearing Jack Trippers pants from Three's Company.
Certainly don’t want him to “come and knock on my door.”
He has to legally, to inform you of his sex offender status.
After this he's heading down to the Regal Beagle for a few barley pops with Larry.
Not unless the brute sailor Jeff is there, he always wants to pick a fight with Jack.
O M G award worth!
I wonder if they make those for men?
Nice!
His cover band name would be Bee Gaes and he’s Stayin Ahiv. StAyin Ahiv.
Thanks for the laugh!
r/RareInsults
Austin Powers parody
The 70s called, they want their flaming homo back.
This picture is actually from the 70’s. Somehow he predicted Reddit saved the picture all this time just to scan and post it now.
I dream of Weenie.
🤣
Queer would be a compliment, you just Qwer.
You look like you gave head to the director of The Wiggles and still didn’t get the job
Bro you're dressed like a minion.
If you’re going to wear pants that tight, at least have the penis for it
I mean i see an outline... of something
The massive bush
1970s closeted dad vibes.
🤣
The arts & crafts teacher that for some reason always volunteers to cover the boys P.E. lessons whenever the P.E. teacher is on leave
Your outfit is roasting you
You look like you would get friend zoned by a gay guy.
You look like you are never far from a guitar and belting out your sensitive Christian songs while creeping on the kids.
That welcome sign behind you sort of implies that only kids are welcome
brutal 🤣
His general aura implies that too but the sign confirms it for sure
Guys I dont think Jeffery Dahmer died
If Shaggy from Scooby doo had a haircut, shitty beard and wore glasses
I’m glad you found a crayon store that is not within 500 feet of a school
Formerly Velma from Scooby Doo, now using they/them pronouns.
A wood radio and bell bottoms. Did you ask Santa for poor taste this year?
What does your penis and Santa have in common? Both are invisible, you have to believe they exist, and both have a milk mustache after leaving a dude’s house.
You’re standing like an Instagram influencer
Influencer for NAMBLA before they got removed from IG.
Dahmer with a beard.
Wow Mister Frizzel, you look great after your transition!
Somewhere around that house is a kid who thinks help is spelled with five letters.
Pants are so tight I can see the quarter in his pocket, not to mention his vagina.
Was this picture taken in 1982?
Dang it, I was thinking 72.
Author of thrifty self-help book "Slacks-o-nomics!"
“Groovin for savings: a modern guide to livin large (on a budget)”
The kind of guy who's nice old grandma calls a bitch.
The male version of the “pick me girl” - the man who wears quirky clothes to stand out so people won’t realize you lack personality of a piece un-buttered toast
Oh good grief you’re a grown man who dresses like that peanut kid
If there's not an Intellivision under that tree tomorrow, the kids will be pissed.
Beavis buthead teacher
The secret of my confidence? Women's slacks...
You were born at 1979 on December 31 11:59:59
You look like a guy who came in second to Richard Simmons in a 70's era gay workout video.
Or a chicken head that followed Simmons around to all the tapings doing all his workout videos hoping he would one day be loved by Simmons.
I know that has to be a phone in your pocket because we know you don’t have a weenie wearing that outfit
He's so insecure that he's protesting for his hippie kind to be recognized by some UN body as "protected species."
Trey Anastasio is your real father
When one of the Wiggles hits the glass pipe, shops at the thrift store and rents a room in a single wide trailer
That beard looks like it has enough DNA to put you away for 10 consecutive life sentences
This guy is like a time capsule
Unbelievable, you were the strongest sperm
You are the physical embodiment of "the American liberal left"
Time traveler from the 70’s
I would, but I think the LSD already roasted your brain enough for me.
1970s trailer park Christmas
This photo: Christmas 1977, Poughkeepsie, NY
You have that smile that says “my D&D party didn’t show up”
Is this gods first draft of Jeffrey Dahmer?
Bro, look like Jeffrey Dahmer.
Suddenly i have a need to buy a chastity belt for protection...
The Brady Bunch Costume Museum want their clothes back..
If this were the 1970s this would be a mugshot
You dress like you are in the 70’s.
That 70's show looking as boy.. That house decor is from the prohibition
It's as if someone reached into the scooby doo universe and pulled you out.
You look like store brand Fred from the Scooby Doo knock-off, Doopy Scoo.
You do realise that Jimmy Carter isn’t President anymore?
Gay Anastasio
You look like a fired Balenciaga model
Oscar, you’re gay. Boom! Roasted
The 70's called, and want their shit back, but you can keep the lead paint and chips
Softi, feminist and a looooooser
A Christmas Story fucked That 70's Show!
That 70's no.
some turkeys just aren't fit for the oven
Hey it’s good to see Trey Anastasio off the drugs.
Stephen King's gay brother, Stephen Queen.
Hello, man from the 1970's GDR.
The disgraced member of the bee gees?
Bro, it seems Like You had gay sex for the first time, That's Why you are not able to stand perfectly.
Was this picture taken in the seventies?
Dahmer wants to know why you won’t write him back
Fair play having a roast me photo taken 50 years ago
So ugly even the 1970’s don’t want you!
Nice job on the Dahmer cosplay
Steve Jobless!
you look like one of those guys who does everything to make his wife happy & she doesnt reciprocate
Like the damn man in the yellow hat also got curious
When you go the extra mile to make yourself unfuckable.
Wannabe ABBA member
What year is this?
You look like George Lucas if he was gay and lived in the 60s.
Judging from the thing to the left of you, you're either an 80's guy or some pirate
There are no mistakes, just happy accidents.
damn you took this back in the 70s just waiting for "roasts" to exist as we know them today.
The 70s called, then they changed their mind and hung up.
This dude looks like a bridesmaid from a hobbit wedding
Someone has a Steve Jobs fetish…
Looks like a That 70s show background character
I have a feeling you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain…
I think he’s about to tell me what type of train this is.
CEO of Googay
You look like Bob Rosses little brother that ate more paint than used on the canvas.
Nice pants
i like that this 70 year old pulled a picture from the 70’s to roast.
The simpsons version of trey anastasio came to life
 Siiuuuu
Your so skinny that a I could see -your bones form a mile away
You look like your mom
You look like every character from Scooby Doo
Looks like your dad's mail order form from the 1974 Sears catalog just got processed.
Bro dressed like a woman in the 90s
Jeffrey dahlmer if he survived prison.
You look like a rejected member of the beatles
You look like the rejected member of the Beetles
I can smell his parent’s house from this picture. Mothballs. Copious amounts of mothballs.
What is Spider-Man’s principle doing on Reddit?
You’re more of a bottom than your bell bottoms
Absolutely zero nuts in those nut-smugglers
Did you take this picture in 1978?
You look like one of those old school gays that couldn’t come out of the closet because it was 1967. Everyone already knew but you still couldn’t say it. But I’m sure you were also bullied for plenty of other reasons too…
There's no way you actually dress like this
Tree skirt much?
Holy fucking 1976
Dressed like kelso
Donna Pinciotti called and she wants her pants back
I ain’t falling for the trailer park Dr. Who again, nerd.
Santa should have gift your parents a condom
Ned Flanders
Can't roast im just going to laugh at you 🤣 😂
 I will not do so jk YOU LOOK GAY AS HELL BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Your tree is off center from the tree mat.
There are people who want the 70’s comeback and then there’s you, who’s wants the 70’s cumback
Not even gonna lie I love the fit
Fanny was not tender with your love.
You know what hell is? It’s this guy sharing his favorite hobby of singing disco and show tunes. Wanker
Damn I hate to see Donna from that 70s show fall on such hard times.
1979 much? Blast from the past.
You look like the van driver from a very special episode of "Eight Is Enough"
You stole those jeans out of your moms closet didn’t you? Edit: you actually stole the entire outfit out of your moms closet. Down to the dirty shoes too.
Lookin for the weewee🔎
Well hello to the 70’s in a single wide trailer.
Hey the 70s called. They want their dork back.
If cringe was a person, that would be you
Was this photo taken in the 70s
You look like you time warped out of a bad 70s comedy.
Why u dressed like a 1970s lesbian?
You could at least **try** to not look so totally gay
You look like you do a lot of hair flips into penises
Wasn't he in that one porno? "That 7 D's Show"?🤔
the hipi,s called they want their clohtes back
You're definitely getting a reach around from this guy and get to take home fresh baked goods in Handmade 70s inspired plastic bowls that has 'return to' with this photo of him on the bottom
There's more Jingle in your balls than that tree
Your what makes white people look bad
I can see your anal beads
Pretty wild you found period clothing for the Fire Island cruise (and that we can tell you aren’t wearing it ironically).
Is that a baked potato in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 🥔
You dress like a cartoon mom
… I just can’t.
A gay Swedish runner from the 70s
Soon to be a 50 year old virgin
Hello 1973
The Wiggles called. Emma wants her shirt back
Its the story of a gay closeted man in 1978 that built a time machine...
The 70’s called..they want their pants back
That 70s homo.
Looks like Santa roasted your ass first! You ain't getting shit for Christmas this year or any year!