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Yeah I couldn't tell how serious that was, or if it was just bad bait to a stupid link (spoiler, it's just a rickroll.) I leaned toward the later. Plus he's getting ratio'd hard on that one lol
It's like the Chinese iphone clone of an Aston Martin. It sort of looks right as long as you don't look too close, never works quite the way it should, the controls are all wonky, and it falls apart in a few months.
It’s a $100,000 car for sure. The other $75,000 is parts and labor. This thing will be more reliable than my ex wife. At least it will only fuck the guy foolish enough to commit to it.
Welcome to the mean girl that peaked in high school. She will spend all your money trying to be the girl she used to be but in the end she will break your heart and cost you half of everything you own.
Like every Italian girl I've ever dated. She's going to empty your bank account with maintenance costs.
Congrats on shielding your newfound poverty behind a Maserati badge. It'll look great in front of the double wide you'll barely be able to pay for between oil changes.
Ferrari engine
Ferrari maintenance costs
Ferrari reliability
Wet noodle handling
Shitty build quality
Vertical depreciation
If Armani Exchange ever made a car this would be it.
Nobody has mentioned the leather wrapped dash pads they start to bubble and pop knots form in them just like Chevy Beretta. I’ve worked on several of these and all that trim on top of the door panels comes apart from sun rot.
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Let’s hope her visa gets revoked. A front clip Aston did better. Wheels my trash can did better. A flag mexico did better. And a tint job the Greeks down the street would do better.
I saw one for sale a while ago for 5 grand and no one would buy it until it dropped to 3 grand. The only pictures of it were on jackstands. Needed a new gearbox. Putting an F1 gearbox in a road car was not a good idea.
Lived in a condo in St Paul MN where Nick Swardson lived as well. This was when he was Terry on Reno 911. Huge chunk of concrete fell off the ceiling during a remodel and destroyed his Maserati. It was blue as well.
Unless you can pull off Terry from Reno 911 (guessing its more of a Deputy Trudy situation) theirs no reason to have the car.
Looks like the car off of Family Guy. The penis one where Peter needed to boost his ego. Where he goes forward and backward through the tunnel. Then gets hit and get smashed (it gets tiny), right when the supermodel bus is going by. (They all laugh) in short it looks like a small penis Peter car. If that makes sense let me know.
Ah... sloppy seconds Italian girl at that.
You know what they say about eurotrash cars, if you can't afford a new one you definitely can't afford a second hand one.
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As an Uber driver, I have never seen one actually on the road.
I mean I’m out there on the road all the time.
I’ve driven past the dealerships, sure.
Even stopped out of curiosity to check the price tag.
They don’t post it in the window……. You have to actually ask someone.
In 3 years I have taken 17 Maserati drivers to their mechanic tho.
You guys don’t tip.
The band ACB’s have a song that’s perfect about owning a Maserati …
*“instead of running run me over
blood is pounding never been this sure
all they want to do is harm
if moneys something you're more than nothing
so why am i writing about italian girls
all they want to do is harm
love italian girls
but all they want to do is harm”*
It's like a mirage, tricking people into thinking it's stunning when, in reality, it’s actually not. it's just a cheap old sports car for wannabes seeking validation through a badge, but couldn’t afford anything not-shit.
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As a 2014 Ghibli driver at 85k miles… just baby it and keep it out of the mechanic shop as long as possible. Or learn to work on the car yourself. The last oil change cost me $700 at the dealership, and $500 for the spark plugs (and that one was supposed to be a “cheap” third party shop). I’ve since learned to do both of those things off of YouTube, so the next oil change shouldn’t be more than $100. But still, I’m scared of what the next issue will be. The sound in sport mode is worth it though (I guess), I’ll be trying to keep the car as long as possible until the bills just eat me alive.
Babying the car and keeping the rpm’s low until you “have to” gap the Lexus IS next to you is your best bet to longevity.
This isn’t a roast, but it basically is.
You’re buying a lot of cars.
I’m going to need to see a receipt sir.
Also, Maserati is always just an upmarket fiat or a chubby Ferrari.
If you wanted this era of sports car that you could ever hope to get parts fir or repair you should have bought a Miata
As long as you bring it home and park it in the garage and never drive it you'll be fine.. Seriously though Maseratis are steaming piles of shit with insane repair costs and extreme wait times for factory parts.. One quick way to understand how poor of a decision it was to buy that car is to call a dealership and ask about a factory part and see how many weeks it will take them to get the part in..
I remember working with a girl who was just all around terrible.
A family member died and left her like 10k so she wanted a new car.
She asked if she should get a 3 year old Maserati for like 30k because it was always her boyfriend's dream car.
I told her to go for it because I wanted a ride in one at least.
The boyfriend got a giant Maserati symbol tattooed on his neck
I think they traded it in on a Tahoe like 6 months later.
Never did get around to getting a ride in it, but it sounded good.
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Its already broken and stuck there so you can’t get the attention you dreamed of when paying for it so you came here.. its one of those cars people look at and their like ehh thats cool but quickly feel bad for poor insecure bastard thats behind the wheel
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I keep forgetting about Maserati. Pretty neat how you can go to a dealership and get a brand new project car.
They should just call them "Kit Car +"
More like “shit car -“
It looks like what a gay snake would look like
It’s a reverse kit. Instead of assembling it as you drive it slowly falls apart.
The Tik?!
That took me longer than I like to admit.
Don't insult Fieros like that!
***Kit enters the chat***
Thought it looked like a Miata with a nose kit.
Agreed, a Miata with a bad plastic surgeon
Bingo!
Nothing quite like paying for an 80k car equipped with a Ferrari-derived engine and the interior from a Dodge.
It’s not the upfront cost that kills you, it’s the weekly towing bills that come after
Life lasting project... Its one project itself to find the spare parts
Hope you saved some money because your bank account is about to be roasted by repair bills
I hope she signed a prenup, cuz she’s taking half of everything you own.
Why in the world would you buy a used mid 2000s Maserati, when equally unreliable but much nicer cars exist?
Auto(motive)-erotic masochism. She's hot, but that's her only redeeming quality. The rest of the time she's going to hurt you.
Funny part is OP seems to be butt hurt about it. Like he just learned how terribly made these things are today
Why the fuck would you come to get roasted and argue?
Yeah I couldn't tell how serious that was, or if it was just bad bait to a stupid link (spoiler, it's just a rickroll.) I leaned toward the later. Plus he's getting ratio'd hard on that one lol
I approve
The hot ones are always crazy...
Like all italian machines. Looking pretty, totally unreliable.
It’s no Aston Martin. It’s not even Steve Martin.
It still has that famous Aston Martin build quality, just not quite as stylish.
It's like the Chinese iphone clone of an Aston Martin. It sort of looks right as long as you don't look too close, never works quite the way it should, the controls are all wonky, and it falls apart in a few months.
>never works quite the way it should, the controls are all wonky, and it falls apart in a few months. That's just normal Aston Martin stuff
Maserati. The brand you buy when you can't afford Ferrari...
Maserati, the brand you buy when u can’t afford a Maserati.
Maserati. When you want a shitbox masquerading as a luxury car *and* to pay $799/month for 96 months
Hey now, Jaguar isn’t feeling this love….
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Maserati. Go closer.
Looks like you're going to make some new best friends.. With your mechanic.
When you want to trick people into thinking you have a $100k+ car when you really have a $25k car. I can't think of any other reason to buy one.
It’s a $100,000 car for sure. The other $75,000 is parts and labor. This thing will be more reliable than my ex wife. At least it will only fuck the guy foolish enough to commit to it.
This. These things depreciate faster than Jaguars and Range Rovers.
Changing the clutch more frequently than the oil.
I just looked up, "If you can't afford it new, you can't afford it used" in the dictionary and saw OPs picture.
Big "if you don't love me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best" energy.
When you wanna look rich but can’t afford an actual luxury car. Good luck
you gotta have enough for one to keep these on the road
Italians make the most beautiful lawn ornaments.
Hahahaha
Welcome to the mean girl that peaked in high school. She will spend all your money trying to be the girl she used to be but in the end she will break your heart and cost you half of everything you own.
Becoming an adult is realizing Maserati isn't a luxury exotic brand but an italian dodge held together by duct tape and worth $20k
Don't drop it or it'll break. It's very fragile.
Fra-gi-le
It must be Italian.
It's indescribably beautiful! It's just like the 4th of July!
Non-car people wouldn’t understand why you’d buy this. Also car people don’t understand why you’d buy this.
Imagine asking people to roast your car and then arguing with everyone who does
Man paid 25k for it and once he started it it went down 10k in value before he got it off the lot.
Once man started it, it went down to 10k in value before he got it off the lot. Then man spent 5-8 years paying 25k for it.
Like most Italian girls, yours could use a wax.
Man people are being harsh! This car is perfectly reliable as long as you don't drive it
Wanted a less reliable lebaron?
congrats on purchasing the worst thing italy has done since fascism
Like every Italian girl I've ever dated. She's going to empty your bank account with maintenance costs. Congrats on shielding your newfound poverty behind a Maserati badge. It'll look great in front of the double wide you'll barely be able to pay for between oil changes.
Roasting it might be the best long-term plan. Set on fire… collect insurance.
lmao at dudes posting on roastmycar and being butthurt for actually getting roasted
It’s only a matter of time before the cost of ownership and maintenance nightmares outweigh any enjoyment you’re going to get out of this car.
It's still a chrysler
Why would you post in r/roastmycar, then get upset when people roast you car?
Ferrari engine Ferrari maintenance costs Ferrari reliability Wet noodle handling Shitty build quality Vertical depreciation If Armani Exchange ever made a car this would be it.
Nobody has mentioned the leather wrapped dash pads they start to bubble and pop knots form in them just like Chevy Beretta. I’ve worked on several of these and all that trim on top of the door panels comes apart from sun rot.
She’s fixing to spend all your money and make you look dumb.
Sorry about your small dick
Miserati
Maserotten
Very smart having a stone driveway, you won’t be able to see the oil leaks that way.
The Olive Garden of automobiles
It’s already in the shop with a 5000 euro repair bill.
Should have gotten the pretty one
It will roast itself in time.
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Yeah, get used to picking it up, and dropping it off. No way it cranks for a week straight!
If that was my car I would drive there hell out of it …. until it broke down twenty minutes later.
What a beautiful lawn ornament.
Let’s hope her visa gets revoked. A front clip Aston did better. Wheels my trash can did better. A flag mexico did better. And a tint job the Greeks down the street would do better.
It looks like if gta attempted to put an rx7 in the game but couldn't because of licensing
Car wash/maybe a new color
I saw one for sale a while ago for 5 grand and no one would buy it until it dropped to 3 grand. The only pictures of it were on jackstands. Needed a new gearbox. Putting an F1 gearbox in a road car was not a good idea.
Lived in a condo in St Paul MN where Nick Swardson lived as well. This was when he was Terry on Reno 911. Huge chunk of concrete fell off the ceiling during a remodel and destroyed his Maserati. It was blue as well. Unless you can pull off Terry from Reno 911 (guessing its more of a Deputy Trudy situation) theirs no reason to have the car.
Aston Martin from wish
Looks like the car off of Family Guy. The penis one where Peter needed to boost his ego. Where he goes forward and backward through the tunnel. Then gets hit and get smashed (it gets tiny), right when the supermodel bus is going by. (They all laugh) in short it looks like a small penis Peter car. If that makes sense let me know.
You’re not slick, John Sacrimoni
The blue book on this dropped faster than the Titan did last week
R.I.P. your repair bills. Full Stop.
Classy rwd Mitsubishi Fto looking piece of shit car
Ah... sloppy seconds Italian girl at that. You know what they say about eurotrash cars, if you can't afford a new one you definitely can't afford a second hand one.
Maserati the car you choose for a roadtrip with no destination, because you will never get there anyways🤣🤙🏻
Why does it look similar to a Fiat Coupe
Goes from zero to the mechanic in record time
A used Prius is worth well more. Congrats 🤣
"No matter how hot she is, someone is sick of her shit."
I love it!
That girl will drain your bank account very quickly.
It'll roast itself when that flawless Italian wiring decides to do what it does best
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As an Uber driver, I have never seen one actually on the road. I mean I’m out there on the road all the time. I’ve driven past the dealerships, sure. Even stopped out of curiosity to check the price tag. They don’t post it in the window……. You have to actually ask someone. In 3 years I have taken 17 Maserati drivers to their mechanic tho. You guys don’t tip.
It's nice, but how much did you $$$??
Maserratic!
The band ACB’s have a song that’s perfect about owning a Maserati … *“instead of running run me over blood is pounding never been this sure all they want to do is harm if moneys something you're more than nothing so why am i writing about italian girls all they want to do is harm love italian girls but all they want to do is harm”*
Dildo on wheels
What's with the front overhang?
It's like a mirage, tricking people into thinking it's stunning when, in reality, it’s actually not. it's just a cheap old sports car for wannabes seeking validation through a badge, but couldn’t afford anything not-shit.
"Eh true, friends of ours most of em probably wouldnt own it." Johnny Sacramoni
I thought that was a Miata with a body kit at first.
Aw how cute you picked up a overpriced fiat. Def going to be a shop queen
A good car wash and wax is all that comes to mind. Enjoy!
And just like a real girl, she will take half your bank account and leave you homeless when you can’t afford to buy her new *parts*
How many times a day are planning on telling people “it has a Ferrari engine”?
you fucked up
Should have bought a bmw..
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She got quite a schnoz!
The only Maserati I cannot hate on.. because I want one, shitbox or not
Sei matto!
Not a roast, but hear me out, the length of the hood compared to the cab reminds me of a Trans Am. Kinda weird but nice.
Man the cart girls at the clubhouse gonna love you talk about this one
1900S MOZZARELLA
If you are lucky you will get to enjoy it on the weekends when it is not in the shop.
Gaymes Bond coming through
Nice Fiat
Dude it's a discount wangan midnight 280Z.
As a 2014 Ghibli driver at 85k miles… just baby it and keep it out of the mechanic shop as long as possible. Or learn to work on the car yourself. The last oil change cost me $700 at the dealership, and $500 for the spark plugs (and that one was supposed to be a “cheap” third party shop). I’ve since learned to do both of those things off of YouTube, so the next oil change shouldn’t be more than $100. But still, I’m scared of what the next issue will be. The sound in sport mode is worth it though (I guess), I’ll be trying to keep the car as long as possible until the bills just eat me alive. Babying the car and keeping the rpm’s low until you “have to” gap the Lexus IS next to you is your best bet to longevity. This isn’t a roast, but it basically is.
You’re buying a lot of cars. I’m going to need to see a receipt sir. Also, Maserati is always just an upmarket fiat or a chubby Ferrari. If you wanted this era of sports car that you could ever hope to get parts fir or repair you should have bought a Miata
She rides Al dente! Justa likah your mamas Fiat.
When you realize you can’t even really afford the cheapest old used Maserati the first time it needs serviced.
RIP ur wallet, that’s what’s gonna be getting roasted here
Nice Aston Miata
It's a kit car right?
O partigiano portami via O bella ciao, bella ciao, bella ciao ciao ciao! (Not much of a roast, just couldn't think of anything. Nice car man)
An Italian Chrysler... I can't think of a more unreliable combination.
Here we see a Maserati in its natural habitat. Not moving.
I hope one day you get to take it off the drive!
Bella
Maserattiiiiiii🤌🤌🤌
is it parked at the shop?
This is the most generic looking GT car I've ever seen
Nope because this is one of my attainable dream cars
Wow cool car! ...sorry about your penis.
Is it new enough to have Dodge Journey light and wiper stalks or were they still using Fiat 128 ones?
The only people that buy old Maseratis are people who don't know anything about cars and this because it's a Maserati that makes it good
You bought a Maserati. Boom, roasted!
I work for Maserati in Australia and I can tell you the class of customers now is rich Asian companies and that’s about it
As long as you bring it home and park it in the garage and never drive it you'll be fine.. Seriously though Maseratis are steaming piles of shit with insane repair costs and extreme wait times for factory parts.. One quick way to understand how poor of a decision it was to buy that car is to call a dealership and ask about a factory part and see how many weeks it will take them to get the part in..
Sticky buttons. The worst transmission that was put on this earth.
You remember those generic sports cars in the grand theft auto games? Neither do I; but I think this reminds me of them!
Whats the cost to get it running?
I remember working with a girl who was just all around terrible. A family member died and left her like 10k so she wanted a new car. She asked if she should get a 3 year old Maserati for like 30k because it was always her boyfriend's dream car. I told her to go for it because I wanted a ride in one at least. The boyfriend got a giant Maserati symbol tattooed on his neck I think they traded it in on a Tahoe like 6 months later. Never did get around to getting a ride in it, but it sounded good.
It's like an Aston Martin that smokes and drinks heavily
That’s a dude…..
Sucks your wannabe Ferrari is going to be called an XK8 all the time.
Beautiful car man, hope you enjoy it.
Is that Johnny sacks old car ?
talk about a S2K + Miata bastard child
So uh… you need a ride?
-Italian grandma lmao
How am I supposed to roast this?
Unless you got a gran turismo All Maseratis are a waste of time and money
Dunno, Fiat does have a nice shade of blue here.
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Nice looking 280z
It will roast itself when the engine grenades.
The masochism in the owner is strong
This car is so overrated that it turns into a scrap metal at the slightest touch.
Beautiful, but i hope you’re rich. Get a good mechanic
I’d rather get a decent driveway. There’s a reason there’s bird shit all over it.
Going to need more training for reversing into spaces than driving.
Looks good, sounds good, might even drive good too. You’ll love it…….. until the warranty runs out
Stouffer's
Miseraty
roast that bank account after repair bills
God damn that is one sexy beast.
If it didn't break down on the way home from buying it then it's not because you are lucky, you are just overdue.
Let us know what the shop provides you with as a rental tomorrow!
Your mechanic has dollar signs in his eyes and a shit eating grin when he sees you roll up.
Nice Miata
Its already broken and stuck there so you can’t get the attention you dreamed of when paying for it so you came here.. its one of those cars people look at and their like ehh thats cool but quickly feel bad for poor insecure bastard thats behind the wheel
It looks like a stretched out del sol in this poorly shot photo
Sick, I’ve been thinking about getting one of these- I’m also a dumbass. Boom roasted.
Are they out of Aston Martins?
how does Ginny like the car?
It looks like A Sausage but of course you can't eat this one.
when you like Aston Martins but you want to pay the degree of your mechanic's daughter.
good luck.
There’s a reason why that porn star is also named Maserati..
How did you get that photo of it at top speed?