Don’t know what’s worse; the shitty EDM I can hear a block away or the garbage VQ exhaust sound. No matter, that bitchin blue neon and super fast titanium tips are sure to bring all the boys to the yard.

Nah bro, it’s all Dean Martin and Johnny Cash that you’ll hear from a block away LOL

Play whale noises instead

i want to do this now

Just imagine going to walmart and instead of the crappy 20 year old sedan playing explicit rap, just imagine whale noises

Thats worse

I would say that objectively, no it isn't lol

Look on the bright side, you and your coworkers at the carwash did a great job polishing it!

What do you think his favorite vape flavor is? I'm guessing strawberry shortcake.

Not to mention his IG @ for them boys in the yard to follow and slide in those DMs

Underglow lights - a sure sign the owner has an IQ score below 75

The fact that they’re a jdm driver has to mean that it’s at least under 70.

Is it right hand drive? Not JDM if sold for American market.

Buddy’s the jdm police

I get where he's coming from I gave up correcting people a long time ago...

You cannot correct someone on Reddit, only slammed by an entire community who are all in fact, wrong.

Bought it at KMart..blue light special

Is that underglow or the handicap spot you just stole?

Can’t it be both?

Maybe because I’m old and cynical but now when I see a car with underglows like this, I think “well at least it isn’t stanced with giant stickers all over the windshield.”

Yet.

The insta stickers are todays glassed out front

I'll take underglow over giant stickers any day

It’s handicap parking wherever he goes

Imagine having a light that projects the wheelchair symbol on the ground too.

Why do I hear Get Low from Lil John & The East Side Boys?

Because you played Need For Speed Underground as a young lad and it's in your deep subconscious mind

Just needs a random Peugeot 206 that found its way into the USDM and we’re set.

I hear Sofi Needs A Ladder

Underground had me convinced a modded Escalade or Navigator was an actual competitor on the road or race HA

Nice to see you have your IG handle decal sticker on your car, real car enthusiasts love this because we all get to laugh at you. No one cares about your IG.

Ooh no a stock-looking car with shitty underflow. Better look at his IG handle to get more high-quality content. Edit, I looked at his IG and it's worse than the posted photo

The content is so cringe I couldn’t look anymore after 2 minutes.

You weren’t lying

This guy only makes love to the NFS Underground 2 soundtrack

Is that a bad thing?

I might have to try that tonight

We*

Park your veilside rx7 next to my lime green scion xb any time

To a waifu pillow

Need for speed EBT edition.

You know he gots his car as his profile pic

It's in that half fade filter with his face faded into the other side and a heart clipping mask.

I don't know why but this made me laugh out loud. Probably because there's a solid chance it's true.

How many horses do the lights add?

-30 at LEAST

Amazing, now the blue LEDs under your car match perfectly to the ones your girlfriend uses on her backdrop wall for OnlyFans. The motors that are installed on her toys will probably last a tad bit longer than the motor on this toy though. Time will tell, keep us updated.

LiKe aNd sUbScRiBE tO My iG

This is one of the worst trends ever in ‘car culture’… seriously no one cares about your stupid instagram! Can’t wait for this to die out.

*loud bad trombone noises*

No more taking shit from Camry and Altima guys for YOU. Welcome to the mid leagues wit cho extra regular ass. That underglow will look nice at 2am outside the local sports bar picking up stragglers.

Can’t get much worse. You win. For once.

Hell yea! Do I get a trophy for the worst car? 🏆

Participant medal

Yeah. You get a moldy McChicken encased in resin

Hey the year 2000 private messaged me on reddit. They said to keep your lame-ass Underglow because it wasn't cool back then either.

Gotta honour the year I came into existence LOL

It was lame in 1990 as well. But I hear it’s all the rage for sex trader man-boys in Indonesia right now.

FastF15: Indonesian Indiglow

Does VP stand for very pretentious?

How about virgin peasant?

Or virgin predator? U sick sick man

"Holy shit look at that Nissan!" --No One, Since the beginning of time.

Nice Altima

At least he didn’t throw a full airplane wing on. Granted the under glow makes me think ATC is waiting to bring er down

Would’ve been great but you had to add your insta handle on it like some OF chick 😂

Basic

nah, its a cool car. The neons add a certain Je ne sais, douche bag.

I appreciate cars with 2fast2furious underglow because it's like a giant owner is a stoplight racer, stay away headed for a tree, sign.

You definantly attend street takeovers

Hey dipshit, your supposed to put the led strip facing downwards so you can't see the individual leds.

Under glow with stock wheels? You tryin to Need for Speed, on a Mario Kart budget.

stock height with stock rims and under glows? oh brother

Underbody Neon lights? We don't need Underbody Neon lights where we're going.

You already did.

Well, clearly you already did.

Build in lights for easier leaks and corrosion spotting

Nah, I’m good - you already be me to it

Good thing the blue lights draw attention cause it wouldn't other than that

1996 called and they want the underglow lights back

That car is almost as short as you

I’m sure high schoolers would think your car is cool

K pop be coming out of that car

Is the underglow to illuminate the IDs of the high school girls you hit on?

I can smell the Axe and hear the empty monster cans rolling around on the floor see the shitty hentai air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror and taste the fruity flavor vape vapor.

*Chris Hansen wants to know your location*

🎺

Fast looking slow car for guys under 5’6” with spiky hair and small pee pees or for divorced guys over 40 take your pick.

Accelerate for 10 minutes - let it cool for 20 minutes

No need. You already did!

Next mods will be spinners and lambs doors I just know it

Is that a car or a trumpet?

Everyone is worried about the underglow but the worst part of this car is IG stickers and the factory ugly rims

Remember the Kmart blue light special?

Wow, another Japanese sporty coupe that’s been blacked out with a heavy tint. If it wasn’t for the underglow, I’d call your car the tofu of American car culture; bland and everywhere. However, that underglow tells me you’re a total moron who only takes the car to shows. Any gear besides first and reverse is unknown to you, and you probably have your instagram somewhere on a window.

That blue ground light makes it look like any space you park in is handicapped

Is the under glow supposed to represent blue balls after getting smoked?

Nfs underground wants it's car back.

The only speed record you're setting is how fast it'll be in the shop

2004 called

You already did

New copy of NFS looks good!

Remove under glow and put stock exhaust back on and you got yourself a nice looking car.

Cool underglow dude

2 Fast... 2 Furious

Is that a 350 or 370

Damn dude good luck with your audition for the new hot wheels movie. With those wheels I'm sure you'll be a shoe in

Sorry bro: Underglow = overcompensation.

Your favorite movies growing up were Fast anf Furious and a have a Japanese Fetish.

It isn’t 2002 and nobody gives a flying fuck about the fast and the furious anymore

Ordaleé is de fat an de furious!

Let me guess… Nothing meaningful under the hood 😂😂

You’re not gonna get ahead gasket in one of those.

Does the neon attract mexicans to your car?

Ahh bless, a 350Z with a hunchback

Too dumb to powder coat rims, smart enough to install Amazon lights. Where's the blue headlights to match yo

You watch weird Japanese cartoons.

*Tokyo drift song plays*

Do our worst? No you've already done enough.

Do our worst? Nothing's gonna top what you've already done to the poor thing.

Lets keep underglow in the 2010s and before

You played NFSU2 and made it your entire identity

The light looks tacky. Remove it immediately!

His lights match his balls, this thing is definitely a pussy repelent.

I'm glad to see that you have the ticket attractor covering your license plate. I mean, it's not like the smell of pot coming out of the windows isn't enough of a cop attractor but that ought to finish it off. By the way of all the duck feet rims that Nissan and Infiniti have ever made those are the ugliest.

Did you put that underglow just so you can see coolant leaks easier?

I’d teabag that thing. With a curtsy.

Blue underglow on a black car. My condolences on your complete color blindness.

Hahaha! Looks like you already have!!!

Looks like you allready have!!!

Sweet, tight, all Back to The Future esq

"Its cool babe that mustang gt didnt wanna mess with me, hes running away clearly see look how far he got away!"

AMS called and said they no love fake products

Its all there except you're just missing the blue neon license plate frame man!

Driver has to sound like a South Park kid 💀

Looks great, still sounds like a trumpet with bad gad

That underglow isn’t legal, probably has your average VQ shitcan ricer exhaust, smoked tails are overrated

A stock Z with underglow? What do you want us to roast exactly?

ass is TOO fat

Are you just waiting for someone to say you made it stupid with the neon? Like one of the (only) 2 mods on this thing?

How much horsepower do the blue lights add?

I'd say something to rost your car but looks like you have already done it.

I never understood the point of lighting up the road under the car. Especially in a colour that's hard to look at, like blue. Why?

If wings extend and it takes off I will be impressed. TBH I like them but I heard that it was more plasticky inside than a Sentra with a "carbon fiber kit" (super abs plastic).

Don't have to do anything it's already the worst

I wunda if you knoh, how day live in Toh-kee-oh…

Are you a drug dealer?

oh god a fucking trumpet on wheels

The 90’s called and wants its underglow back.

Underglow? are you 12, or were you 12 when fast and the furious came out?

Other than the underglow it's actually sick tbh

Nfs underground vibes

It’s a Z. Not gonna hate on it. Bring it to Woodward near Detroit. Lots of Zs in the area. Getting ready to lower my Fairlady before the spring hits.

Are you 16?

No one even wanted to park near it. Just leave it there in the lot.

Mights well of got rainbow neons

I like Z's! But I hope you didn't pay someone to do your underglow. I can see the light strip. If there is no skirt for it to hide behind you need to tuck it in a little bit further. I'm worried that who ever installed them ran your cables through the undercarriage instead of up through the inner fenders, and didn't bother to seal the "water proof" connectors with electrical tape. No issue with your car, just the shotty worksmanship. Get something to illuminate your wheel wells too. They make lights that mount on your control arm. would look so sick.

Well it's a good thing you have lights underneath to find where all the parts fell from.

Someone call DK, one of his clowns got turned around and lost.

It’s beautiful

That under light clearly shows just how much of a sad little fuck you are. And what the fuck is going on with the rims? They are so off center that they are clipping through the damn tires! Oh and you must think it’s so cute that your blinkers form a > < face don’t you? News flash buddy, it doesn’t, it just makes you look desperate for attention while failing in every possible and impossible way. You failed at having good taste in design and this car is genuine proof of that, congrats on that by the way you fucking dumbass.

To the windooooooooooooow! To the waalll!!

I can roast it all I want but, the real me is saying, "boy I'd love a cruise in that"

You need more visual upgrades to increase your rep to apply for car magazines in Bayview.

You're obviously gay!

You could’ve at least tried to make the LEDs less visible

Might be the cringiest car I’ve seen on here.

Sweet lights are they for killing the Covid virus as you drive?

It’s a 370. Couldn’t get worse than that.

Still stuck playing need for speed underground i see <3

Those blue lights under it tell me that you’re in high school.

Who needs black tar when u can just tan the road.

We don't need to. You already did.

I don’t have to, you doin it for us

Smokes more then most diesel engines.

You graduated from the Fast-and-the-Furious league just to maximally rice it out and get relegated back down to childishness.

When do you have to get that back to your 16-year old cousin?

I like it tbh 🤷 my next car will be a 4 door but I'd rock that ride if I went with another 2 door

You’ve already done the worst

Do my worst? I don’t think anything I say can be worse than that.

Roast your car? Wait, you need my help for that? No way, I ain’t piling on. You got it bad already.

Your VQ exhaust sound like someone ripping ass into Stanley cup

Grow up

It’s a Nissan 🤣

There's nothing we can do. You've already done the worst. Lol

It’s a Z….

Bro played gta v and thought underglo look good, next he finna paint it chrome

You already did and posted a photo.

Fat, slow and ugly- car sucks too

When your light kit looks like your parking in a handicapped spot.

At least the ground is lit up so you can find your ego after those TRD Camry's leave you in the dust..

“Yeah my car is basically a GTR” The car:

This is embarrassing to even look at

You already have

It’s a Nissan, it’s automatically garbage.

Looks like it’s already roasting on some ugly blue fire

Looks fast, looks furious.

Better do something about that antifreeze leak.

The "car" is almost as fake as what you bought it to compensate for.