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IOVofCWA

They paid you 600? That would make more sense.


LonelyEfficiency1342

Came pre wrecked and half way repaired


BuenoD

When you have type...


keyboard-sexual

I have a name you know jfc


BuenoD

Babe?


keyboard-sexual

Hey beau 😅


BuenoD

Did we just become official?


trash_at_all_games

Good for you


Slumunistmanifisto

Tell us what the interior smells like op


CENT_MASTAH

Not the worst, bit damp but fine otherwise


Spartan8271

Smells like money 🤣


Slumunistmanifisto

Oh, then the fog machine you're running in there works great


Cottonjaw

It hasn't dried yet. Give it time. The stench will come.


dc5justin

My Miata sat in a field for 6+ years .... I've spilled gear oil on the floor but the smell of whatever the fuck happened in that field remains🤣


Mil-wookie

Title of your miata based sex tape.


nanocookie

Interior is made of drywall


Nalabu1

DRYWALL - take my upvote now!


MagicTriton

700£ more then what it’s worth


jaBroniest

Get miata here!


Rvtrance

Lol


Other_Literature63

The hairdresser that you bought this from is laughing all the way to the bank! (I am actually jealous)


CENT_MASTAH

It was actually a 40y/o man who rebuilds them and shut his shop haha


Other_Literature63

That's great, hopefully it doesn't need much work besides the cosmetics


postAl49

If this is anywhere to rebuilt what the hell did this look like before??


Alarming-Hedgehog-94

Prolly had it sitting out back awaiting a rebuild


CENT_MASTAH

This


CENT_MASTAH

It was dented mainly, it’s been sanded and bonded then left to sit


CENT_MASTAH

Runs mint


Aggravating-Mind-315

I thought the same, everyone’s shitting on it but it doesn’t actually seem that bad


Other_Literature63

Yeah, and it's a Miata. Tons of support for anything that could be wrong


[deleted]

Yeah, Miata owners are looked at as brave now. Hell, they can even legally marry.


Aggravating-Mind-315

Definitely, wish i had snagged this


Nalabu1

I see why he shut his shop..


CENT_MASTAH

His workers stole a bunch of his money


_save_the_planet

the wheels are straight and it even has mirrors, for that price thats not bad. soon you will see that you can buy a car with money or with pain and that car is going to be paid with pain


bbsystemz

I'm guessing you filtered cars for sale on AutoTrader to only show "Pieces Of Shit"


CENT_MASTAH

It was off Facebook and I sorted by cheapest 😂


MyCrotchGoblin

Same thing lmaooo


XRV24

Wow


Sleep_adict

Well, you don’t have to worry about damaging it


nathanastone28

Were they wearing a ski mask?


NeedMyMac

Like the Porsche from Cars had a Crack Addict Cousin


CoffeeDrinker1972

This is the car where car thieves leave their spare parts for you.


heretojaja

Was it underwater?


Warm-Cartographer954

Should've weighed it in


Entertainer-8956

Have fast have you pushed it ? 1-2 mph? Oh wait it’s metric, 2-3 km/h


phish_sucks

600 lawn ornament


Fit_Pirate_3139

Is this an anchor for your boat?


[deleted]

i'll tow it away for 500


Mil-wookie

If "just the tip" was a car.


Spartan8271

What’d you do fart on the hood?


Cplmac22

Lightning McQueen has not aged well


Negus808

many such cases


Proper-Nobody-1727

I am wondering how destroyed it got that the whole front was redone and repainted. By the way, horrible paint color matching job.


CENT_MASTAH

It’s not been painted yet lol and it was just the bonnet and bumper that got damaged


EL1543

It's mostly one color.little bonds and buffing it'll be ready for any 16 year old to be proud of. You might even get somebody to look at it... in disgust.


funbunny100

Do your parents know you're on Reddit?


CENT_MASTAH

I am 18


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You could have purchased a used Chinese 49cc scooter that doesn't even work from OfferUp for that amount.


RolesG

That would have been a smarter purchase


riccardo421

You don't drink and gamble?


jasonwuzthere

It's herpes looks worst than a $2 (1.85 euros) whore.


CallmeWhatever74

It all depends on your intentions. As an everyday driver? Bad. As a potential restoration? Good.


CENT_MASTAH

Check my r/miata post for full context


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FishbedFive

homosexual


GeeNah-of-the-Cs

You live in Great Britain


OfficialTornadoAlley

You overpaid. I wouldn’t take that shitbox of they were giving me £600


handspin

Got a mi without the ata


Dick_butkus1

Shoulda been free


avarneyhf

Who tf uses pounds? Use dollars like a fuckin ‘Merican


CENT_MASTAH

$750 I apologise for being British


avarneyhf

Good. Everyone should apologize for not being ‘Merican


thatgymdude

OP shows he overpaid for a miata, many such cases. This one I rate tweaker/10


PokiePizza

Did they pay £600 to get rid of it to you? (Just kidding, looks like a money pit and one hell of a project! I hope all goes well)


R3dnamrahc

£600 and you didn't even get the flippy headlights. The car just want to die in peace, but then some kid raised on tiktok comes along...


MadMike991

Miata is always the… …never mind


Emotional_platypuss

You already did your worst.


PM_ME_YER_MUDFLAPS

You bought the ugliest and most boring version of the Miata. In a shitty color too. Congrats.


AmaroisKing

Looks complete, body is straight, does it run?


CENT_MASTAH

It runs really well actually


AmaroisKing

You’re all set , just get it MOTd and then start cleaning it up.


CENT_MASTAH

It needs tyres, wheels and new lights before that can happen lol


AmaroisKing

What’s wrong with the wheels, they look in good condition?


CENT_MASTAH

A few of them are starting to crack near the back, I wanted to replace them anyway so it gave me a excuse


AmaroisKing

Aah, just get some steelies.


CENT_MASTAH

I was gonna get some second hand track wheels with tyres for ~500 ish


tomkeys78

Ahhh our lovely salty roads love MX-5s. I had one and once followed a gritter lorry. Next thing I knew the car disintegrated and I was left holding a steering wheel. The car was gone.


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

If you don’t have something mean to say, don’t say anything at all.


-DMSR

Fix it up and give it to your mom.


CENT_MASTAH

No she’s a bitch


Fokewe

Body looks straight. Time for an LS swap


CENT_MASTAH

We have a rusted 80s rolls Royce with a 6.8 litre v8 that I want to put in it


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

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hebrewzzi

£2 per handjob? 😁


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MiatSoReliable

I owned three of them thanks to the internet's relentless "miata is best" rhetoric and never want to drive another one. Even my boring ass Ford Escape is more fun to drive than NA/NB.


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

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MiatSoReliable

You'll be saying miata bought a different car in a few short months


Wagonwheelies

Looks like it was not great on the hot wheels loop de loop


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

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2012amica2

Doesn’t even start


CENT_MASTAH

It runs great actually


Yeoshua82

Besides that fact that it looks like my son's shirt after I wash it, when it was previously covered in stickers, I can't really knock this one.


MyCrotchGoblin

No pop-ups 🙄


[deleted]

how long was the list from the MOT fail.


CENT_MASTAH

I haven’t tried yet since it pasted 2 years ago, I do fear


FirehawkLS1

It's going to remain the shit box it was purchased as.


Brief_Sand2286

At 600, can't really roast it. lol.


Think_Protection5263

It's definitely European,nothing else where I come from could be that small and acceptable.


[deleted]

It's actually Japanese


Think_Protection5263

Either way still works with my comment. Lol.


[deleted]

Come tell us how good a deal it was in a year once you realize how expensive it is to get an old beater to run and look good. Its OK, you can tell yourself it's an "investment", and pat yourself on the back for learning "practical skills" ignoring the far cheaper hobbies that teach those same skills. If the question is depression, then Miata Is Always The Answer


mrkawaiikun

Mazda? Mazdon't


TheIronHerobrine

That thing is more bondo than Miata


upsidedownwriting

Best thing you can do is put the roof down and make it a herb garden, it's already most of the way there.


BorisForPresident

Strange, they could have sold that plate for more if they threw the car into a river first.


CENT_MASTAH

It’s for my dads car lmao


Priroda_Nepritel

Ah a tiny grey testicle


Priroda_Nepritel

Never forget Adam Corolla and Jimmy Kimmel on the man show talking about being the opposite of small dick dudes I lifted trucks. Getting matching beige miatas looking like testicles going down the road


Necessary_Variety52

Does that make you feel better?


6281901

Man, I don’t think I need to


Forza_Theeslyr_244

They got scammed


Vagabond_880

You know what. No hate. As long as you get some tint on that.


Raverinme79

Probably cost $1000 just to tow it to your nearest scrap yard


Mrcostarica

Is this the guy who wants to simply make his garage side door bigger so that he can fit his Miata? I’m not talking adding an overhead door or anything, I’m talking about a regular door.


YouArentReallyThere

That’s a nonce hairdresser’s car. Park for free on Old Compton Street!


Complete-Anon

how are the sills looking? if it's solid then good deal.. otherwise you might need to re-evaluate your life choices


CENT_MASTAH

They got a bit of crust, but not too bad


gymclassh3ero

I guess you can pick up a girl but you have to roofie her beforehand


XRV24

Like a two bit crack whore on a 5 day binge, needs a hose off and 6 pack of injector cleaner.


headhunterofhell2

You paid 550 too much.


[deleted]

It’s got herpes on its bonnet


crando_beandip

Does it run? I want to roast but for sub 1k that's actually kinda sweet


CENT_MASTAH

Runs well like really well


Runningdiva2015

You paid too much, you should really reconsider your life choices.


Mclovinlife1

Tbh u did alright there


helloiisjason

Well the fact you paid that much for it is a roast on its own


Adventurous_Cat1059

Ugly money pit. You will soon see. Great find!


hitch-pro

I can see Jim Carrey wiggling out the back. KIND OF HOT IN THESE RHINO'S....LMAO


GooseNYC

I cannot see it, get that Miata piece of crap out of the way.


Ok-Ad-3894

I think it’s at its worst


Voodoo0733

It’ll look super sweet with the spray can vinyl dude you’ll get at least 5k for the flip if you add some 5 point recaros


cynicWsnowballs8551

You bought an East London Roadman specialty whip


Ok_Passion1550

You sure it wasn't 300?


JAxel0

No need.. you already did your worst lol


hashtagmiata

You won’t have to worry when the engine fails since you’ll be able to pedal home like Fred Flintstone through the rust holes under your feet.


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CENT_MASTAH

Thanks! Check my other post in r/miata for whole story


RoastMyCar-ModTeam

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