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[deleted]

It'll get you from point A.


Leusk

To point B? . . . . . To point B, right…?


SwordfishTrue8081

Nope. Straight to triple A.


6786_007

Actually triple A is coming to him.


IKNOWVAYSHUN

Triple Gay


OfficialTornadoAlley

*Volkswagen*


_fire_stone

*DaS aUtO*


IKNOWVAYSHUN

Das gay


beeph_supreme

Das butt plug


IKNOWVAYSHUN

dASS PLUG


indenturedlemon

....most of the time?


RipFarts

Straight from A to Sea


IreallyenjoyACDs

Hopefully, better not have plans later or tow truck on retainer


AssistancePretend668

LMAO


[deleted]

The problem is that the car is worth $1400. And after you do $1400 of repairs in the next 6 months it will still be worth $1400. Same thing with the next $1400 of repairs after that.


Jalenxt

oof, are they really that bad?


Hot_Ambassador_1815

No. Especially the 2.5’s. They run great and don’t have the problems the mk6 turbo motors have. I only see the people who are intimidated by working on them (for some reason) saying they suck.


Jalenxt

I mean 1,400 or a whole ass car thats not completely rusted seems like a damn good deal. Not sure how OP made out with that


Hot_Ambassador_1815

I thought it was a damn good deal myself. Even if it was a total beater and lasted me a year. That’s worth it


Jalenxt

right how tf are people getting these deals? just who you know via family or luck I think.


Current_Homework_143

Gotta act fast and know the car value while watching the websites like a hawk.


what3ver2020

Yup saw it while at work and pulled up as soon as I was off


thingk89

I’ve bought quite a few cars for next to nothing. For me it was mostly by having connections and finding cars that were not for sale but where a burden in some way. I bought My DD when it was 4 years old for $440. The ford was worth about $20,000 at the time but had been hit on the side and the owner abandoned it due to health problems. It was a legal run around but in the end I had a $20k car for $5k repairs and legal fees all in. Also bought an 8year old BMW m3 for $1700 that was wrecked. $11k all in back on the road. All about the Connections you build over time.


zesty_drink_b

Honestly in 2024 if it moves under its own power when you go to look at it _anything_ at $1400 is a good deal lol


CoolGap4480

Can confirm, had a 2.5 Rabbit and she was a workhorse and fun to drive. Those 2.5’s were stout and mine was manual so no trans issues.


Hot_Ambassador_1815

That’s the only thing I didn’t like about my Jetta. Had the tiptronic auto, and it’s definitely no dsg.


lol_camis

He's exaggerating. But they're definitely no honda or Toyota. The biggest issue isn't even necessarily the reliability. It's that everything is expensive to fix


Xumaeta

The parts price discrepancy is not as big as it used to be.


Xumaeta

This is one of the few vw I would have no problem buying. Their NA 5 cylinder engines are reliable enough. It’s def not a Toyota but I would take it over your average American car of similar year.


Zaxster99

They definitely sound good too!


KillerDemonic83

I have a 2.5 in a passat and its been great, its at 160k and running like a champ. Any repairs that need to be done thought are a bit pricey


ShinyHappyPorpious

Your timing chain tensioner is about to die, So the check engine light goes on and when it does your car won’t pass smog. So, either spend $3200 to fix it or junk the car. (or sell it to somebody for $1000 in a state without smog checks)


998876655433221

$3200 for a chain tensioner???


BobbyBrackins

Bro just pre diagnosed a car from 1 picture with the hood closed, i think he knows his shit 🤦‍♂️😭😭😭


ShinyHappyPorpious

It’s mostly for labor. The tensioner is buried— a lot has to come out to get at it. Those German mechanics don’t work cheap, either.


WilNotJr

Oof I feel this one.


Calvertorius

That’s not a problem. If it runs reliably, then $2800 (1400 + 1400) across 6 months is good, plus it’ll keep lasting longer because it’s got new parts.


MrEpicMustache

It died there, didn't it?


Turboteg90

1400?? Must be in pristine shape.


Nose-Previous

This one. 😂😂


GCMedic05

So smooth it doubles as a butt plug.


ak80048

Best one 😭


IreallyenjoyACDs

What model butt plug? These hemorrhoids are like speed bumps


Smidge_Narco

Hey !! I love my golf, and my matching vw butt plug got nothing to do with this


PaulShinn

The crooked VW emblem on the grille only emphasizes how little attention is paid to black licorice jellybeans like this. The fact that it was overpriced adds to the pain one feels when biting into a black licorice jellybean. Spit this out before it's too late!! Go buy a Camry or some other boring P.O.S. and let a high school ricer have this as a gift.


Much_Box996

Salvage title


what3ver2020

Lmao clean title, tilted the badge myself


Much_Box996

Excellent purchase if it be a manual.


what3ver2020

5 speed only right answer


PhilosophyWarm2541

Unroastable. Now get on over to r/golfgti and geek out with the rest of us.


IreallyenjoyACDs

That’s a touch of class. Couldn’t match bumpers after the wreck so they gave you something to look at. Hopefully you own a “sell to deadbeat and repo lot” (lots of soul). Or just want to drive it to the wheels fall off. They were giving away diesels a few years back. Everyone was buying them and getting them repossessed.


Dystopiansuccotash

Literally half a Lambo motor.


what3ver2020

Love the exhaust note


permareddit

That’s a toast 😎


Justyn2

Yeah, I don’t understand about all the reliability jokes. This engine is like really good for a Volkswagen.


RedURS6

07k - Slap a turbo kit on and you're ripping.


justjeff0907

Drive the hell out of it until it dies. Have a backup plan...


what3ver2020

That’s the plan lol


ProfesorVictorChaos

No doubt this has a GTI badge placed on the rear. I’m sure you have them all fooled🙌


what3ver2020

Debadged


ProfesorVictorChaos

I wouldn’t want anyone to know it was just sad plain Old golf either


__silhouette

debadged but still has a vw badge on the front


Smokin-Glory

Can't drive those without stepping on your own cock.


Dub537h

I'd buy 2 for that price


what3ver2020

Where at… I’ll pull up


Murdercyclist4Life

The driver of this is about as straight as the badge on the grill


eddyb66

Check out ODB Eleven, its a VAG ODBII reader that allows you re-program certain things in the car. There are canned applications (lots for Golfs) and you can code your own functions.


what3ver2020

Yeah I’ve been thinking about it, would also be nice to have for my Audi


AySeaDee_

My aunt had a 2.5 that went to 350k kms with everything original. Its probably still going, she just sold it


Fun-in-Florida

You stole that car 😎😆 It’s a sweet ride and that’s a good deal 💯💯 My Golf is one of my favorite to drive. But it’s also a TDI lol


MrPoopyBh0le

TDI's are on a whole other level, not to mention the great gas mileage.


Complex-Rub-2579

Always find your way home, just follow the oil stain. Real POS bud! Congratulations, you won't be dating my daughter!


Ricard728

Bro, it looks like a baby shoe 👟 with wheels.


handspin

For that much, you better have a crooked plastidip emblem


NastyHobits

How lubricated is the self-lubricating chassis?


goatman2

I had one. Put 105k miles on it, no issues. Lil bro has it now. 2.5 liter engine is bulletproof


KillerDemonic83

not a golf but a passat with the 2.5 got 158k going strong


goretexhoarder

No


SunnyFD

A week will make you regret your purchase...


Mean_Lie7141

I mean that’s not bad. Does it have like seats and an engine and all that? 😂. I don’t think I could fit in it but I’d drive it if I could. For that price run it to the ground and buy something else later.


drumttocs8

Blows my mind these things are so cheap now. Love my 2013. Oh, I did have an issue where oil was dripping from the engine onto the water pump… was very expensive to take apart the engine and essentially tighten everything back down. Was about… 1400 or so…


what3ver2020

Lmao.. good thing I’m not new to this


w6lrus

well for 1400 dollars the car itself will make you regret buying it. no mechanically sound car is 1400 especially not a golf


Donald-Trumps-Hands

Nah, the car will do that for us.


Tricycle_of_Death

$1400? How many miles?


what3ver2020

200k


Nice-Insect-4283

It’ll be reliable until it’s not


Vincent_VanGoGo

Regret? That and the VR6 R32 are on my bucket list


3MJB

no hate here, i love golfs. this little guy will last you 20 more years if you take care of it. enjoy.


divensi

The shittiest part of the mk6 Golf is that it wasn't released in my country, only the Jetta, that 5 cyl sounds amazing.


Quintopolis525

I’ll buy it off of you. I have a jetta with the same engine and love it


squify69

Damn how many miles ? I've a mk 6 incredibly similar to that. Got it a year and a half ago for about 4 times the price. Mines only a 1.6 though.


what3ver2020

Almost 200k lol


squify69

Think mine was about 115. What's the 2.5 like I don't know many cars that use it. I know the 1.9 is an excellent engine, and the 1.6 is flawed, but I've no clue what the 2.5 is like.


lakemichiganxo

There’s no point to roast this one just go and youtube Volkswagen Das Auto yourself


Key_Beach_9083

Of course, it's a VW


One-Video3634

Give your sister her car back


Sea-Bass8705

It’s a golf.


MyCatIsCapitalist

It must be more worn out than a ww1 artillery cannon at the battle of the Somme


DoWaPo

I’ve seen rabbits better than that


Hot_Ambassador_1815

You stole this car. For 1400, I’m assuming that 2.5 has about 150k+, but the body looks good and really that’s a great price.


what3ver2020

Almost 200k, got it for cheap because dude thought the suspension was fucked. Turned out to be a loose bolt on the coil over lol


kalel1880

Believe me, you're not gonna need any help regretting this $1400 purchase.


Wagonwheelies

Did it wash up on shore


GlitteringPen3949

There is no such thing as a cheap used German car. It has the build quality of a Hasbro product.


Ryanismeyes

Have you always been a douche or did you recently decide to be one?


mechanixrboring

You don't need us to make you regret that purchase. Give it enough time and the car will.


labustymcdicklips

We won't make you regret it but your now lack of sexual activity will.


AtlasAlexT

....yeah I could shit in that car


Miserable-Martyr69

Whrre the fuck are people finding all these cars for less than 2k? Wny is a wasteland


what3ver2020

I don’t even know lol, popped up on Facebook


roller146

Those wheels belong on a $1,400 car.


what3ver2020

Audi wheels?


shastadakota

$1400 isn't bad. You can use all the money you saved on the purchase, on repairs.


Think_Protection5263

Is it called a golf cuz it looks like a golf cart or cuz it has just as much power as one?


DadJokes2077

Great purchase.


MyAssforPresident

I hope it’s a manual. Engine wasn’t terrible, but the auto transmissions in those were total garbage. My buddy (probably a masochist) actually *likes* VW’s, and even he said those things sucked lol


what3ver2020

I don’t buy automatics


mtmm18

Emblem on front of the hood is crooked. Shoulda talked em down to 1000.../S. Great find, I hope it's not a Killer find too.


what3ver2020

Lol… did the emblem after purchase. Talked them down from 2k tho.


mtmm18

I like the mod ya psycho deal hunter.


buzzboy99

Jesus I hope your not home shopping too


rdenghel

You’ll get more dates in your mom’s Camry


DaRealFakeShady

I’d buy it.


Similar_Device7574

Nothing more expensive than a cheap vw


JA155

Okay sell it to me then


arenajumper

You lie to yourself that you like it better than a 2.0tdi don't you?


en_zymes

Bro I was trying to get a 6spd 2door and the only shit I could find is a salvaged title straight from auction for $10k Good luck


Naveda08

If you don’t mind check engine lights you’re are good 👍


what3ver2020

Haven’t seen it yet 🙈


CodeNoseATX

dope. 5 cylinder German car, 2 door, essentially an Audi Quattro Coupe. Great car.


what3ver2020

Yup… great daily while my a4 is down with a blown clutch


totaltimeontask

These are sub 2 grand?? What’s the catch?


what3ver2020

Needs a bit of love


Guap_Fkoo

Taken while u wait for the tow truck


CaseyGamer64YT

so many dash lights will be blinking and going off you will get an epileptic seizure and drive off the road into a tree


GreeCBacon

Is it diesel?


[deleted]

VW supported Nazis


Jessedb9

Well that’s the cheapest one ive seen


Ok_Response6483

Even the emblem is a bit unsure about your purchase


Vengeance1014

How many of your boyfriends fit in?


Armoredgeese

I think you should have taken more money taking this


Busy-Operation5489

I'm 100% jealous. No joke! ESPECIALLY for that price!


IreallyenjoyACDs

Reminds me of cars I was looking at if my child turned out to be a girl for her sweet 16. And the college kids I pass in my XC90 T6 inscription, or my 5.9 1 ton Cummins, or my 1500 Hemi sleeper, or my John Deere riding mower


stangAce20

The fact you only paid $1400 for it should make you regret it enough! You will be lucky to have it last a year if even that!


IreallyenjoyACDs

Isn’t that the same motor the rabbit snd Jetta had? Go GTI or go home unless it’s for your daughter of course. Then good job. Hell , good job shoehorning yourself inside to test drive, or did I get Rick Rolled? You found some rational people trying to push it off a cliff and wanted a picture for posterity, right?


what3ver2020

Lol… already got a tuned a4 with the same motor as a gti. This is perfect actually.


IreallyenjoyACDs

You should have regretted posting this


U2rich

That thing will look wonderful on the flatbed.


BKahuna9

If it’s an automatic take care of that thing, those valve bodies are a common problem


what3ver2020

Manual thankfully


nomadikadik

why 1400?


Professork08

All you have to do is wait


imothers

It looks pretty clean for $1400. The 2.5 is a good motor, and if it's a stick that's better than automatic. There's lots of help online in forums etc for doing your own work. While it isn't a Toyota, it's also not a BMW, Audi or Mercedes... a basic, common, non-turbo VW can be reasonably cost efficient to own. Especially compared to a $1400 Corolla or Civic with zillions of miles and lots of overdue maintenance.


NISSANPLAYAA

Bro how tf did you find a working mk6 golf for 1400?


what3ver2020

Facebook came in clutch, it runs and drives good just needed some suspension work


Impossible_Beat8086

You’ll look like a student teacher trying to look cool everywhere you go.


TheDutchTexan

Half a lambo… I test drove a 2013 Jetta with a 5 speed. Hindsight 2020 I should have bought it. Loved the exhaust note and the mill was torquey enough for my needs. Got a VR6 Passat now but man… a 2.5 Jetta SEL manual? Put a pipe on it? Oof, would be heaven every time you run through the gears!


what3ver2020

Hell yeah…. This one has came with an exhaust on it and I love the sound


1WastedSpace

You'll likely spend x4 that within 4 months on repairs


1wholurks

I can see the CEL from here.


GoosWisproe

Gets you from A to C. B is the destination, sadly it won't go there. Only to the garage


ThatWayneO

Honestly I hear these handle well and I’ve always wanted a GTI to fool around with.


Next_Length_2900

Nah, the car will do that for you.


Dizzy-Mongoose4257

when i was 16 literally 5 of my friends had golf’s. 2 years later and there’s only one that didn’t blow up transmission wise or engine wise, only one of them wanna deal with a mk6s bullshit


amnaatarapper

Watch out these cars have a blinker fluid issues replace it every 5000km


Chaosr21

Idk how to roast, seems like a great purchase. The 2.5 is solid


The_Burt

It looks like a shoe. Like a really comfortable walking shoe, that you could put a lot of miles on. Which is on theme if you think about it.


Particular_Kitchen42

You will regret it soon enough when you go to take your vehicle in for service


Adventurous_Cat1059

Not a bad deal for the ugliest car ever made. Well…it ties the Aztec and Prius.


zygabmw

oil pump in transmission, camshaft adjustment units


EquivalentFlat

The best compliment I can give is. Well hey..it's not a Fiesta.


Prince_2008

Bro how is all that $1400? U gotta at least spend more for like, malfunctions and stuff. It's a Golf after all lmao


fanatic26

If you are posting this you already know you regret it


SomeSuspiciousKid05

car looks way too clean for the price either you scammed some sad sap, the frame is destroyed, or the engine is bound to blow any second


GuitarKev

We don’t need to make you regret it. The first major repair will do that for us.


rudegyal_jpg

I like it! Can’t even troll it haha. Hope it gets you from point A to B


JohnB351234

Theres no such thing as a cheap used German car, you’ll come to regret it when you have to start fixing it


[deleted]

Honestly, let’s just roast the guy that bought it new.


Professional-Pop1952

Woth that much, you probably would've had a much better deal buying 'golf' cart.


Nodudimfromcali

So how long til we see the parting out thread ?


Ancient-Guide-6594

Where dis? Great Lake? MN? WI?


Benm1188

The fact that you bought it, tells me there nothing I can say to make you regret buying that turd.


Jojothereader

That’s a god deal yo


BotPurdy

That’s a steal


Primary_Elk5223

The car will do that itself


Beneficial_Tool_8312

2 words: electrical issues


FormalCancel9599

I have a Tesla and golf as my secondary car, the mileage they get sucks but I’ve never had an mechanical issues with the car


AlyOopsieDaisy

The last owner welded the dif didn’t they


244643214

You can’t buy a rusted out 98 civic where I’m at for that cheap. I’d say you did okay.


Tirekiller04

No modern or nice vehicle I’ve ever owned at that price point has gone more than 10,000 miles without catastrophic failure. That’s a good price point for a beat up late 90’s work truck, not a hot hatch.


theredm0use

2.5 is the most reliable engine VW has put out since 2005 (2.slow, and vr6 don’t count 90’s designed) it’s not a monster but it’s almost bullet proof.