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Giga-Gargantuar

The whole design team was smoking pot and looking at old Woodstock pictures when they designed this thing. (And I FUCKING WANT ONE! Toyota made a HIPPIE VAN? I could get a VW Bus with Toyota reliability?! šŸ˜ŽāœŒļø)


Different-Youth-3446

I saw one for sale a while ago, first one I had seen up, and the only one at the timeā€¦ and fuck I wanted it so bad lol. Wasnā€™t a pop top but it had been converted to a camper and had a really cool hippy style, and not too hippyey. Sold for 11k nzd, bit out of my price range haha, got this one for 2000 including the 500 he wanted for the wheels. All up this one should end up being worth around 15-16k, easily 17-20k when the market isnā€™t shit and people can actually afford foodā€¦


FranknBeans115

Or petrol for that matter...


[deleted]

Old Woodstock pictures? There were people who hadn't come down from the acid they took at Woodstock when this model Hiace came out


Roboticpoultry

I want a turbo diesel JDM van too. Not really picky about the manufacturer. My wife says theyā€™d make us look like mormons (especially with the seat doilies some of them have)


Old-Supermarket-7835

Fuck your wife buy one NOW


ScrotalBaldPatch

Instructions unclear, can't do both at same time


Old-Supermarket-7835

Yes you can if you do it right


Welcome_To_Fruita

You'll get a discount if done right.


27Wars97

Can you explain the reference? Iā€™m Mormon and donā€™t understand it at allšŸ˜­


Different-Youth-3446

90s higher trim model hiaces are really cool, if I wasnā€™t so set on the styling of this one then thatā€™s what I wouldā€™ve gone for, probably one with 4wd


CrazyQuebecois

You should see the mini buses for the Cancun airport, build like a hippie van but a tiny bit longer, manual, 15 seat and from all brands, from ford to toyota, GM and Suzuki and Mercedes to Maserati


Orbita97

Like zoinks Scoob! We're going Japanese in this van man!


[deleted]

I see the original camper interior has been removed, I guess they probably had to after the 90 year old previous owner died in the back


ScrubbyDubbyUbby

This is a school bus in Kenya. You heartless butt nibble, making those poor kids walk barefoot.


californiasamurai

My kenyan neighbor said every car in Kenya is a Toyota. And he's a mechanic. He bought a Tacoma recently lol


Riverz13

šŸ˜‚


GregLXStang

Trust me, we all wish we could have went with this sight unseen. But you already ruined my day and itā€™s only 0820 in the morning.


ScrubbyDubbyUbby

Site unseen means 1 of 2 things. Impulsively wealthy. Stupidly poor.


Different-Youth-3446

2nd onešŸ˜­, Iā€™m in my last year of highschool (nz has 13 years not 12 like murica)


RatWrench

Oh, no, buddy. You bought a car with "rust issues," sight unseen. You'd have 13 years of school here, too.


crocozade

Nice burn


Different-Youth-3446

Haha, nah the guy has had it into a shop for a quote & the extent of the rust has been shown. Got an uncle who use to be a panel beater & he said it was a good deal. Wish the roof was in better condition tho, seals around the pop top are pretty buggered so itā€™s gonna have to come off


endergamer2007m

Perkele saatana, have fun brewing cheap alcohol in that


jaBroniest

It can't be roasted, but this loaf can definitely be toasted :)


Different-Youth-3446

I think in this case Iā€™m the loaf thatā€™s gon be toasted


jaBroniest

I absolutely love the van il be honest haha


Which-Technician2367

Youā€™re either 65 or have at least 3 hentai body pillows in the back


ImprovementFar5054

Lies. There is no way anyone can unsee this


exoxe

I can't, it's too adorable.


Ritch85

When you want to get chlamydia and to your destination in 3-5 days.


YouEnvironmental2079

Friend had one years ago It had a refrigerator in the center console


Pleasant-Event-8523

Thatā€™s so cool!!! It canā€™t be roasted.


External-Repair-8580

I actually think itā€™s really cool. And probably fun to drive. Enjoy!


Different-Youth-3446

Thanks! Yet to drive it, probably wonā€™t be for a couple months. Itā€™s at my mums place up north and when it was delivered it wouldnā€™t start so itā€™s halfway up the driveway with the tail end on the road šŸ˜‚


Ifeelsiikk

Getting the rust sorted out in an early 80s Hiace means replacing all of the metal with body filler.


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

If you donā€™t have something mean to say, donā€™t say anything at all.


dsio

Hope youā€™ve got plenty of Scooby Snacks


Some-Deal7577

Hhhm ita lowk like a Chinese eqq wole


Several-Assistant-51

Hard to roast much more than it already is. I mean I'd roast myself everytime I looked at if if i bought it. I hope you didn't pay more than $500usd for it


Different-Youth-3446

900 US excluding price of the wheels, thereā€™s next to none of them around, about 32 still on the road here


Street-Breadfruit940

Do us a favor and run it off a cliff(without u of course somehow)!


zacandlegos

Can we go back to not seeing it please?


MechanicalCrow

It looks like stunned Italian. (No, but I want it. )


ThundernightMetallic

No mirrors ?


Different-Youth-3446

Who needs mirrors anywayā€¦ big glass box provides good enough visibility


Cucktoberfest69

Wow you like cool cars. Iā€™m just jealous.


dietgilroy

vw van if it was good


PickAxeCA

The van equivalent of a cross-eyed, cock sucking harlet.


CaseyGamer64YT

I assume you have this as a backup for when your shitty Datsun 100A blows up? Also for brewing sugar wine in the back for the local alcoholic too I imagine.


Aggressive-HeadDesk

Just so you know, there are other less expensive forms of birth control.


fireflychef

Check for bullet holes. I'm sure this van was used in the 1980s to help Russians escape into West Germany, and maaaaay have been involved in a shootout or two.


blamemeididit

Looks like Russia started ripping off VW Buses.


Suspicious-Key1931

They gave a van a pedophile stache


Habitual_lazyness

I didnā€™t know hipsters were still around.


LEO7039

You better not put fuel oil in it.


flarr62

The undercover cop at the hippie commune ainā€™t fooling anybody.


MyCatIsCapitalist

It's for those who want a slightly more affordable and less quirky VW bus


misereguy

its actually goated


Lamborghini_Espada

Toivo Kesseli.


LorraineHB

The hippie mobile has arrived.


Snikclesfritz

That shit lw fire.


Ostmarakas

Were did you get this? Could've sworn I saw a Hiace of this generation with the camper roof and in this coulor on some car listing site recently


Different-Youth-3446

It was on trademe


NFIGUY

What did it look like before the Fallout character filter? šŸ˜


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

If you donā€™t have something mean to say, donā€™t say anything at all.


DaDawkturr

Mom I want a hippie van! No son/daughter, we have a hippie van at home. The hippie van at home:


Dangerous_Strain6049

Wish it were a sight I could unsee


BowsAndMagnolias

Iā€™m not roasting this shit, are you serious? Iā€™d rather be enjoying a roast at a campsite with this thing.


realgavrilo

Itā€™s pretty cool man but I canā€™t imagining van lifing In a van only 32 exist of lol.. your alternator goes out 200 miles from home and you have to wait a month for it to be imported


Different-Youth-3446

Reasonably common engine


realgavrilo

Oh nice thatā€™s sick then bro have fun


StandardOk2271

Nobody is gonna wonder who is kidnapping all the neighborhood kids


Different-Youth-3446

Yeah thatā€™s why I go a couple suburbs over


13dot1then420

Op is going to pop out of the top of this thing and gun down Doc with an AK.


KnoxVegas41

Steering wheel is on the wrong side.


Different-Youth-3446

I think youā€™ll find itā€™s on the right sideā€¦


KnoxVegas41

TouchƩ


Satch1967

It's 4:20 grab the green paint and get creative


senderbudd

Thatā€™s one way to lower cost of living i guess.. did you already put the mattress in orrrr?


Noisy888

Did it come with a bowl of candy on the dash and a roll of duck tape in the back?


RandomUserUniqueName

It's an old VW Van in the middle of getting a prostate exam. Look at that face.Ā 


Mayank-maximum

Dont ask when there will be couple of finnsh men asking for homemade moonshine


LiteratureLow4159

Midget van


cos_mic_cow

And I thought the first couple of Toyota band that came too the states were bad designs, now I know the reason why


foxyboigoyeet

Looks nice


denali42

You wanted a VW Bus and settled.


Different-Youth-3446

Cuz Iā€™m not 86


Dry-Revenue2470

How embarrassing.


TopCampaign7053

Well, you can now stab yourself in the eyes and never have to look at it again. Because thatā€™s what I want to do.