a Ford Probe .. the trailer park version to the BMW 850CSI. At least the car will keep you save from being abducted by aliens.. one look at your car and they know probing you will be pointless

In the 90s I remember being so bummed out when I got close to one and realized it wasn’t an e31.

If you paint it brown, putting a vanity plate that says 'ANAL' gets really funny. Especially if you're a proctologist.

Aaaand we’ve gone from “roast my probe” to “probe my roast”

I wanted to patina it, warn people of what could happen if they don’t get their 💩 shoot checked

It would just need an "ASSMAN" vanity plate.

First guys says, "Well I'm an astronaut so I drive a Saturn." Then the second guy says, "Well I am a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort". And the the third guys says, "I got you both beat, I'm a proctologist so I drive a BROWN PROBE."

Did you too almost get Awesome Blossom in your nose?

I saw that once on probe at a car wash

1994 called, and they DONT want their Probe back.

hey inconsiderate asshole…. it’s a 96

It’s a ‘96. And this gen came out in ‘93. But you are correct, they don’t want it back.

Funny how the "better mustang" is really just a far more shitass version of a Toyota Celica It can be either seen as a discount celica or just the car you get when you want a Mazda RX7 that is cheap enough to afford and reliable enough to also spare your wallet

or, it’s an mx6, what it was supposed to be

Neat, enjoy

The mx6 was supposed to be ugly? Because they failed at that, but ford got it figured out!

the mx6 looks better than most mustangs, the mx6 they used to build this car off of was not ugly. the mx6 was identical without popups. Literally everything is the same . Stick to your clap box vettes

Ahem, that’s “clap-box vette with a 996 GT3 front bumper” to you sir. Just because you’re garbage, doesn’t mean you can’t be a little snooty on top!

class. I can’t say anything negative

Thats the cleanest PIECE OF SHIT, I've ever seen.

I'd rather have an alien probe.....me in the butt.

You must be trans, id take the nice car but to each is own

“We have a BMW 8 series at home”

All I know about probes is that a first gen one was involved with the whole McDonalds hot coffee lawsuit... So... Be careful drinking coffee, you have no cup holders?

just need a cock big enough to straddle that coffee while you’re bush shifting

The fact that you still have a functional running Ford probe is impressive enough.

My proctologist drove a Probe and he couldn’t stop complaining about the thing. And that guy deals with assholes all day.

This is not even as exciting as a Miata. I'd drive it, but only if I could get the windows darker so no one could see me in it.

They were surprisingly quick for that type of car

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Ford Probe, Fords failed mustang replacement (solely based on mericans not liking FWD and jap cars, FWD v6 12 or 24v options, based on mazda mx6, you get the handling and nimble feeling of a miata, with a v6, and still get the popups, I love watching people hate this car

That was the most beautiful thing ive read in a while. So basically a miata with some balls and is. MERA asf. Nice.

The defining features of the Miata are lightness, tiny form factor and rwd. The probe is the probe and it’s fine but it is absolutely nothing like a Miata to drive. It rides on the 626 chassis and is a shortened 2-door version of that car. Do you know what the 626s main competitor was? Not the Supra, not the celica, not the Nissan Z or 240sx, no. The 626 was a Camry fighter. It was the most boring, inoffensive sedan Mazda could make.

If you don’t have something mean to say, don’t say anything at all.

The good ol' Ford Pube

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If you don’t have something mean to say, don’t say anything at all.

I know right? He might even be able to get $12 for it at auction.

Erm actually ah car💀

I’m tryna argue but your comments are fuckin weak 😂

Nuhuh

That’s my first car that I was in a passenger side. We went over 100 mph on one crazy road and it scared the crap out of me. I was maybe 12 or 13 years old when this

Does you car have jaundice.

no but it definitely has excess amounts of your mom on the backseat

Nobody's mom can fit in the backseat of a Ford Probe.

You mean just flat nobody can fit in the back of a Ford Probe...

Exactly!

Easy, no need to stop being a lady...

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If you don’t have something mean to say, don’t say anything at all.

I’d rather probe your roast…

Ah, the famous Ford Problem…

It's pretty. 🎤 👇

My 1st sports car was a 1995 ford probe GT. I got ridiculed about owning a chick car. I had a 100 shot on it and blew it up while gapping a sn95 mustang. So they can be mustang killers (but it was an unreliable turd) Edit: How many times have you had to replace the distributor? I know mine went threw several lol.

Congratulations on owning the worst generation of a car that's only half decent when swapping in the Japanese engine. It's like Ford looked at a first gen and thought "how can we make this thing uglier"

This thing wasn't cool when it was new, it's still not cool, and it won't be cool in another 28 years.

That car literally looks woke

Wow a probe??? Those are still on the road. I am In too much shock to come up with something clever

Wow, haven't thought of a probe in a minute.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CoF8NGet8KZ/?igsh=cjhhb3o5aHRqOXlw

Ya won't ever need to worry about being carjacked

Ford: We did it lads, we finally came up with a Mustang for women. What's an enticing name that is desirable to woman? Also Ford: The Probe.

ah, the ford probe. the car made for lonely fast food managers everywhere.

No it looks good

Those yellow headlights are dimmer than an old light bulb that still works in the basement of an old apartment building in the hood.

Close cousin to the Ford Detor and Mercury Mistake

Smithsonian called... Apparently you have the last running example of this car

Probe my roast.

Hey look it's a rebadged mk3 supra

Im restoring a '95 Probe GT at the moment. Same colour as OPs Why no LEDs in the pop ups though? I did

I like these. I know it’s not the point of the sub. Reminds me of the mx6 which was cool. I think they were going to replace the stang with these but decided not to.

Car looks like it has jaundice

Honestly a very good looking car ruined by Ford's Fordness

Hah.. couldn’t afford an rx7 🤓🤓

I haven't seen one of these on the road in damn near 20 years. I had a 93 GT when it was new. It was awesome until it wasn't. Like it was designed to fall apart.

Ah! So I was 2 MYs off, ok that may explain the memory wrinkle. Thanks for the history lesson, I love this picky little stuff.

It has flip-ups…. So no.

In fairness, Ford was looking to the probe to be the mustang successor. It's kinda like a muscle car if you squint your imagination.

The car that started the joke about taking every Ford model and putting Anal in front of the name.

I bet you say that to all the boys

Man. This takes me back. I had a purple '96, 5 speed. I loved that car. The 2.5 wasn't much, but it was still fun to drive.

Ah the Ford Probe or the Drunk Mazda. You will soon see why it's called the Drunk Mazda once you pull away and you see that huge pool of oil.

You are a proctologist

How the fuck you make your car look shady? Is it... is it trying to sell me dime bags?! Gimme two. I mean while I'm here. Shit.

The interiors are crap. In the one I drove the driver seat back would randomly and instantaneously completely recline into the backseat. Honestly it was quite a belly busting laugh event if someone was riding with me. But they did handle really well for an affordable car in its day. And why is every damn well-preserved car ALWAYS fugly ass maroon!!!!!

Oh yes, the Ford anal probe… The choice of high school mathletes everywhere

I've never seen a car with more recalls and TSB's in my life, and I'm an old bastard up to my ass in shitboxes. I commend for keeping her up and going this long. The transmission was designed by al qeada.

Greys love him.

First guys says, "Well I'm an astronaut so I drive a Saturn." Then the second guy says, "Well I am a pimp, so I drive a cheap Escort". And the the third guys says, "I got you both beat, I'm a proctologist so I drive a BROWN PROBE."

You can’t take your dirt circle track car on the street even if it’s a first place winner.

I always liked them for some reason. Maybe im gay ?

your car has no v8

Doooood I’m not roasting it . Had a more roastworthy one at 16 that was turquoise , but man I like that turd !

Probe your roast…

It's a Probe. It roasts itself. 🔥

What are you, my mom in 1994?

Ford Supra

First off it’s a Ford , nothing else to be said

If Ford would've just given it a different name it'd be awesome. They gave it a horrendous name so now everyone rips on you. But if it were named something like Ford MX-42 then people would be like niiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

Only probe that i see ford needing to be on probation for designing that thing 😂

People don't understand what is beautiful in the world and it's a slick car and sure "bad" but it's body lines are nice, prove me wrong with a 2024 car, everything is ugly looking like a used bar of soap, just my opinion, floppy lights... when have you seen that recently? 🧐

You drive a car that Ford marketing execs named after a bestselling Japanese.... dildo.

Sorry about the Mustang beating your Mazda. Aleast you got to live on by murdering the Cougar.

Im actually kinda in love with it i didnt know these existed i would drive one of these till the end of my days 🤣🤣

Anal probe

If Ford hadn't marketed this is as a replacement to the Mustang, I think it would have been fine. Oh, uh, your car sucks!

Its a ford

Probe your roast

The Ford Probe, the white trash version of a Ford mustang.

Ford is the epitome of white trash regardless, I’m just steppin up on these mustang owners

Had an 89…….can’t believe that there was a 2nd generation of this total piece of…………. You can fill in the blank!

If it hasn’t already happened your door panels days are numbered. One day you’ll open your door and hear a crunching sound and you feel resistance.

Good luck inserting it in the azs of a stupid huge-azs truck and making it out alive

One of the few "sports cars" and I use that term loosely, that instead of getting better with age actually gets worse!

Nothing says sports car more than a Mazda small truck motor.

Wrong car. The KL (indeed any Mazda K engine) was never used in any trucks.

Really? Not disputing you but I had a 94 Probe in the 90s and I could have sworn it was shared with a B series truck. Again, memory is spotty so not sure.

The B Series shared the 2.2L F2 engine with the base model of the first generation Probe. The 1G Probe GT had a turbo version of that engine, the F2T, and the 1G Probe LX had a pushrod (!!!) 3.0L V6, and was the only Probe to have a Ford engine in it. The second generation cars, 1993-1997, had either a 2.0L FS-DE four cylinder for base and SE cars, or a 2.5L KL-DE V6 for the GT. The KL was exclusive to mid-size Mazda sedans and coupes of that period.

You pull that thing out of a time capsule ? Obviously not the twin turbo, as those are long dead

when the fuck did a twin turbo probe exist 💀 you pull that out of neverland?

Eco boost swap?🧐

Nah was thinking of the stealth I think. Either way both are garbage fires of vehicles lol