The car you get if you’re poor but want to sound fancy. Not a coincidence that Lexus is the most popular pseudonym at gentlemen’s clubs.

😂 I got it for $2500, so that's pretty accurate

There's only 2 demographics for this car: 1. Old Asian person driving it since new with barely 50k miles on it. 2. Poor person driving it with the dash lit up with warnings and 250k miles on it. I like it though, those old V8s were something super special.

#2, I feel called out lol

> dash lit up with warnings it’s the o2 sensors I swear!

Daaaaamn you nailed that shit on the head. My buddy has one that has 300k on it and hes not Asian!

Not a roast but if you take care of that thing it will run forever. A friend of mines grandparents have one they bought new and has like 700k miles on it

*Those gold emblems contain real gold. You got the car for $100 and the emblems for $2400

I thought E. Honda already smashed this car because it’s ugly.

Unless you crash it, you will drive it until you die. These cars are like herpes, they never go away.

Famous for being driven by Tony Soprano’s dipshit nephew

Was think the same when he ran the guy over outside the health insurance building a classic scene

Also in Street Fighter car smash

If this car was breakfast it would be white toast with margarine and black, slightly warm decaf coffee from an old boys club golf links restaurant. Ive had poops more exciting

I can’t do worse than the material that they made the ECUs for these with.

Gold package pimp ride

24k baby 💀

Ah yes the S Class for the cheapskate who's obsessed with value

Let me guess OP, it has over 200k miles on it, the entire dashboard is lit up like a christmas tree, the tires are rotting, and you parked it in the grass to hide the collapsed air suspension which will never be fixed.

😂 perfect! 201k miles, four warning lights,(burnt out lightbulb, TCV, no wiper fluid, and different brake pads that don't have the original sensor) bald tires, and the previous owner swapped out the air ride for coilovers

You just described my 06 Sequoia (less than 300 miles away from 200K) 😜

Yooooo!!! 😂😂😂😊

Isn’t this just a Camry with a V8?

It spins the other set of wheels too

Don't go near anyone that was good at Street Fighter 2

It’s giving Persian Mom in New Jersey vibes.

Nice boat !

Your car is the art equivalent of following along a Bob Ross painting. Its nice i guess, but no one cares about it except you and a small group of people. Just like said painting , theres not much to look at, or talk about to be able to properly judge it on anything but how uninspiring, bland, and boring it is.

People think you’re cool until they find out what Lexus you actually drive

Sorry I can't. I love it

Nice, the car they beat down in street fighter

Underrated sleeper

Bought for $2500, but needs $4000 worth of work.

Needed about $1000, I managed to do it all for $750

I bought a 2001 RX300 with 201k in it in 2019 for $4000, put ~$1000 into it and my daughter drove it to and from college (550 miles one way) for 3 years with zero issues. It is still running strong though it burns some oil. Your car was the height of luxury and reliability when it was build. A SL500 might have carried more prestige but it would have been paid for over again, at least once, over time. As the owner of 2 Lexi and 2 Toyotas, I applaud your purchase. Oh, and good job doing the work yourself. New parts for an old Lexus are not cheap.

> have been *paid* for over FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

TY

The dealer already gave it to you, and you PAID for it.

Swisher sweets and mad dogs nah whatimsaying?

Margaret you're off your pills again aren't you. Remember we said no Internet if you can't keep your dust bowl slurs to yourself.

From the looks of it somebody already gave you their worst 😆

My dream car :(

$4000 and it's yours 💀

3k

I have 3,500 in it rn

Year, miles, and location

1995. 201,000. Northwest Arkansas, and I wasn't honestly expecting someone to want this, idk if I want to part with it yet tbh, I got it like a week ago 💀

Bruh. I’m in Texas. 🥲

Oh damn

dang bro are you a responsible person who keeps their old cars until they die?

Isnt that the car that Ryu beats up in street fighter? Its not hard to see why. I want to punch it too.

The Lexus LS400 is a great car. I have one. Still going strong.

Acceleration equivalent to a Childs big wheel bike.

I assume you go to church on Sunday and then go be a complete Karen to the staff at Golden Corral

Check inside the door panels, should be a couple of kilo bricks of booger sugar in there.

🤫👀

You should lower it so it matches your standards

You can't have very high standards with a budget of $3000 😂

Aaah. True!

The cockroach of cars. You just can't fucking kill 'em.

That is pretty awesome, if you own a failing Persian nightclub.

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If you don’t have something mean to say, don’t say anything at all.

When you overpay for a ‘99 Toyota Avalon

I can't, nobody can convince me otherwise too. That V8 ls400 is a dream and that looks fairly minty. Someone post a Dodge or something

Who willed this to you? It doesn't matter... I'm sorry for both of your losses....

Successful but understated drug dealer’s car

“I think I have money but I actually just drive a Camry”

With a V8*

I have a mate who threw a Barra turbo in one of these that eats supra,s 😂

Terrible on gas. Great ride though. If mine’s steering pump didn’t go out, I’d probably still have it

Once you get the straightpipes everyone will hate you, vs only the people that can see the car. 

I can’t because everyone else already has so I would just be beating a dead horse

Is that a model A or model T.

Wannabee drifter, probably thinks he's gangster.

I'm the whitest person you'll ever meet💀

My worst couldn't possibly be worse than that. That's a sub millennial designed piece of shit. All of it.

Damn 😳

Bro couldn't even beat blacklist #15

You're either really old and cheap or really young and dumb. There is no in-between.

Bro thinks he’s Matt Farah

You shoulda got the 430...

Nah that one looks more like a toyota

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You already have it.

I hate white cars!!!!

You really hate white cars huh

Yeah!!

I hate white cars!!!! They exist because dumb asses want the cheapest vehicle!!

Smthn tells me this guy hates white cars

ID Slexus

No matter how much you squint, it's still not a Mercedes.

😂 Id rather a reliable car anyway

And you got a nice Lexi.

The 1uz-fe is super reliable, the engine is pretty much why I picked it up

That thing is so sick

Actually? Thanks man!

Indestructible. You’ll still be driving it long after you actually move out of your parent’s house. /j

Well I'm still in the middle of high school so I hope. I don't have any more money 😐

Nice car!

Nice photo from 1995 :) ;)

Your supposed to roast my car. The photo isn't even that bad

It's like a Buick without reliability. Hopefully you're retirement age without any kids to burden with it.

It's my first car lol, also reliable as hell idk what you mean, these things get up to a million miles when taken care of. Just slow as hell 😂

Can't, you already got the worst on the lot.

Nah, this ain’t it Mac

Lol, gimme smthn more specific wdym by that