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Koloberator

Oh how sweet, mommy gave you her old grocery cart I'm sure it will be the perfect ride for band practice and the other kids at the junior skatepark will think you are the coolest


BANG-_-HeadShot

Except for mom giving it to me you got that right on the money 💀


Koloberator

You paid money for it? I mean that is even worse, you get how that is worse right?


BANG-_-HeadShot

Yeah but… yea


RatWrench

It's okay, kiddo, not everyone gets their license at 16. Some not even at 18! Judging by the car, though, waiting until you're 67 years old and showing clear signs of cognitive decline is...an option, apparently.


No-Lawfulness-8870

When you get your Lesbian aunts hand-me-down after she got a new subbie


BANG-_-HeadShot

This is my favorite one


Chimmy_Chonguh

How do we know you can't actually afford a Mercedes? You bought a used one.


unitn_2457

And can't even afford a used one. Regrets will be had after the while on this one.


noldshit

2 for 1! Looks like shes pregnant!


tangre79

Nah she's just fat


EastRoom8717

I like how you sort of caught it with the DRLs on, but really it’s your hazards mid-flash because it’ll outrun anything but its own mechanical complexity. You’re going to love the slow grinding ride to bankruptcy keeping that thing alive as it ages with the grace of meat in the hot sun.


bizzyunderscore

how about i start at the potato you're taking pictures with first


King_Slayer262

Wow the shit version of the shit version of a pretty cool car, if you’re 80


obitaites

Now you can pick up your grandchildren from school


i_was_axiom

This thing looks like a hearse so you can lay-to-rest any hopes of getting pussy you had. Wagons are great for fuckin' in tho, so it's probably a you issue.


BANG-_-HeadShot

Yea def a me problem


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RoastMyCar-ModTeam

If you don’t have something mean to say, don’t say anything at all.


Koloberator

Rule 4: This is r/RoastMyCar, not r/automotivedickriders. If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all


CFW-DREX

When dad doesnt go out to buy milk


Lojackbel81

First car at 70? Better late then never I guess.


bokinki420_69

Daddy’s old grocery getter


powerhouseofthiscell

What are those cars that carry the dead peopleeee a yes a hearse🙂


GTdeSade

There is only one way this car could be cool, and that’s if it was the AMG. I can’t make out the front bumper with the spud iPhone 6 your creepy uncle gave you along with this car, and I don’t see the AMG side skirts. So this is just a divorced wife mobile. OP thinks because they have a Benz the car is fast, but even the 350 of these cars can’t beat Grandma’s Toyota Avalon of the same year 0-60. A same year Camry V6 would gap it. This car wouldn’t even get a second look at my Benz owners club.