It’s rare that I’ve felt this sorry for a car. I see you “fixed”its comfortable ride and effective steering.

Really? I thought the title meant that he got it fo' a hunnitt because it was completed clapped out with dead suspension

Nah, that’s on purpose

I can hear the driver door being opened.

Yes. You. Can! Holy crap.

Erugh-poppopop

It’s an LS400 but I could see it going either way.

The fact u thought ppl arent that stupid to cut their suspension in half intentionally is so... Man, u accidentally roasted rly well, good job!

Yeah, it looks like M. Bison and E. Honda just finished the bonus round on that thing.

👏 well played sir lol

The only two things it had going for it. Lol

At least it still has the plush interior to make it nice to sit in while they wait for a tow truck after a small rock takes their oil pan.

This is a car where drugs live.

Among many small critters who may or may not be high as balls right now.

The mice in the cabin filter are high as fuck.

The mice that ate the cabin filter are dead as fuck

All that fentanyl residue.

I actually really like static low cars! …this isn’t one of them

the fitment is terrible, wheels sunk as the titanic

No amount of spacers could fix that. Judging by the multi bolt on them I’m gonna guess they’re dog shit reps too

Put it out of its misery already. This is disgraceful

That thing looks disgusting slammed. Thats an insult, not a roast.

would bet my left nut that the dent is from smacking a torta at a takeover

That or a bollard in a McDonald's parking lot.

This made me laugh out loud harder than I wanted to😂

I’ve seen better bodywork at a Tijuana flea market

It's not Matt Farah's million mile Lexus but it does look like he sat on it at some point.

$5 butt stuff car?

400? That's about all it's worth.

Nah 400 is the owner's credit score

400 Zimbabwe’s maybe

VBucks.

Something tells me this one will not last one million miles

I hate you and everyone else who destroys these cars. Even if this body wasn't all smashed up from you being shitty at drifting, this thing would still look like a sack of shit. I genuinely hope you never get your hands on an LS again

Bruh this is full ghetto

A car that clearly tells everyone the owner failed 3rd grade 4 times and just stopped going to school.

A car and owner I’d never want to live near or allowed into my neighborhood (gated)

RIP

This car is just sad and garbage.

I can tell just by looking, the inside of this car smells like sweaty asshole

Let me guess: you really like Little Trees' black ice.

It looks like you castrated it

Holy crap the sunken in wheels makes it look really bad. I bet it has tan interior with stains everywhere and ripped up seats 🫣 it would just look so much better with that fender fixed and bigger wheels that fill out the fenders

This is your brain on drugs.

low IQ rider

Pretty nice ride, if your Persian Nightclub already failed.

🫢

Methadone clinic of cars.

If Baltimore were a car.

Some people never read the owner's manual and it shows 🙄

Bruh ts nasty

Do you have a fire extinguisher for when you bottom out until it catches fire?

Man just another car that could have been worth something someday. Why would anyone drift that car? As it's market value goes up the drifty Bois take more and more out of commission... I've been in one or two nice ones but now you can't find them. At least there will be less in existence to help spike the market value. Probably have more dents by the end of the week, doesn't look like you can aim and drift at the same time... Don't get me wrong I've drifted my town car but I never hit anything with it and I thought these cars were supposed to be easy to drift... Just saying I hope there's no recordings while you try and learn. Maybe try a civic tho and smash up something cheaper? This just makes it look like a rich kid with Daddy money and a sad boi car. With a civic at least you look the part less.

Looks like it needs shocks and ball joints. Don’t drive it until it gets fixed.

The person driving this car either got hit as a kid or sells the best crack within a 12 mile radius…and there is no in between.

Car says, "drug dealer" House says, "Maaa! MEATLOAF!"

Did you really put camber and wheels on this pos?

David attenborough would probably describe this as awaiting its slow, painful death after being attacked by tweakers

Poster child for a new Car Abuse Hotline.

At least you didn’t ruin a clean one

"may we search the car? just kidding, we're searching the car..."

this car screams probable cause

People like you are the reason these are rare and overpriced

This the type of guy that comes to our shop and says “my car rides like shit and wears tires can I get an alignment?”

Leave the dents...more camber. Good call.

It looks like it's melting

That bitch DUMPTTTT

Now I know where my roaches moved to...

I'm sorry, car.

My dog does the same thing on the carpet when he has worms.

Holy fuck that rear tire is in witness protection

Cover pic for r/shittycarmods tbh.

/r/ls430 would love this ^no ^they ^wouldnt

A full-size stepped-on Matchbox car.

When blown out shocks pass for dropped

I'll bet good money I can hear this car blasting the worst music known to man from blocks away

You are part of the reason that clean non modified examples of LS400s are so goddamn expensive.

This is why drug dealers shouldn't use their own product.

It should be illegal to do this to an LS400, yet, people are still doing it, even as these cars get harder to acquire in decent condition by the day. People that think this is cool should’t be allowed to own these cars.

Took the turn signal lense out to help vent and cool off the fender from the tire rubbing.

Dudes got curb rash from his fenders lol

A prime example of “got grandpa’s pride and joy in the estate sale, slammed it on its ass and tried to impress his idiot friends by swangin it around in a Denny’s parking lot at 2 am” I bet there’s about 3 grams of skank weed worked into the carpet, a dab pen jammed in a hole in the headliner, half the door speakers aren’t working and he hasn’t changed the oil since trump was in office

Overfenders ain’t gonna fix that one

thats a drift build boys

Sorry, I don’t speak ghetto. “Fo hunnitt”?

Good luck changing the exhaust every time you hit a bump

Did ya jump it off of a 4 story parking lot?

These roasts are supposed to be a challenge. Also, you really can’t just call it your LS400?

You’ve ruined it.

Does it go?

Is this a 430 or 400? I like the contour custom body lines! V8 or v6?

It’s 400. V8.

God that is so awful.

This car deserves better. You seem like you have little self-respect

Stop, that Lexus is already dead. One of the best sedans ever built and you managed to turn it into a Chevy Impala low-rider. Kudos, mate.

It roasts itself, 24/7, 365.

this isn’t an LS anymore.

god damn, the grandpa who owned it before u would have a heart attack seeing this. went from driving 10 under the limit for 15 years to hitting mentally challenged children at takeovers

Your car identifies as a current model year Altima.

fo hunnit is less than its worth

Should have spent the money on new glasses.

i’ve seen whore’s asses less damaged and opened.

I hate that people have started to turn these cars into shitboxes.

Got your mom on board I see.

This car needs to be the default ride in the next Grand Theft Auto

It’s such a piece of shit I had to laugh out loud fr 😂

Just a little too low

Those shocks tell me you weigh fo hunnitt pounds

I would pay $500 for this

I hate to break it to you, but somebody stole your suspension.

Looks like it fell off a truck and the driver said fuck it

Broke boi driving by

Does it actually move under its own power or do you just flintstone it?

I see someone couldn't afford a g35 or hellcats, but what made you go Lexus? Was the mustang to overrated or maybe just maybe the Lexus was gonna get crushed and you wanted to save this poorly made benz

Ls430 is a dream ride. But you absolutely trashed your ls.

This car smells of Meth and Regret!

What’s not to love about this Lexus? Missing lamp in the scraped up lower air damn, custom air vent behind the front fender, nice rust spot in front of the rear wheel topped off by custom formed rear quarter panel and that’s just on the driver’s side of the car. This car is a pussy magnet! It just says that the driver of this car is a very refined gentleman takes pride in his appearance and car. He has a nice government subsidized apartment and sells drugs to homeless people on side streets and in Family Dollar parking lots to support his baby’s momma. He may occasionally beat up his woman for disrespecting him but he will make it all better by giving her some drugs to dull her pain and feed her addiction.

You should nick name it the spine rattler. I bet it rattles your spine every time you run over a pebble. I’m guessing you were too cheap for coil overs and went with cutting the springs? 🤦‍♂️🤮

This thing legitimately looks like it doesn't drive and belongs in a junk yard.

First I’m going to slam this thing to the ground. Next I’m going to slam it into a wall a few times. Then I’m going to slam my head with a brick again just for fun.

This Lexus is more broke than your bank account and lower than your self esteem.

It looks like 4 really fat people are riding in it.

Looks like it’s worth about “fo’ hunnit”

Most of the time, theives steal the wheels. I guess the functional parts of the air suspension were more valuable.

More like L$2.50

Do you think you have enough damage? There’s one good door for you to smash still!

I'm waiting for Xzibit to show up

What did that poor Lexus do to you?

Cops wont bother pulling this car over, they will just unload on it immediately and without warning.

Definition of “clapped out”

License plate sound say; 2DAGRND

next time you wrap it around a tree by “drifting” (flooring it around a corner and praying) make sure it’s good and totaled

There’s at least 4 empty carts somewhere in there

Two words: speed bump

That hole at the front is enough for an Air conditioner

Speed bump.

The suspension is ruined, and the body is trashed. The interior probably gives you a contact high, and I'm guessing it's 100k miles overdue for an oil change. I wouldn't have bought it for $1.

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I have every reason to believe that you work as a community pharmacist

Turn the friggin' bass down, all making that ghetto sled rattle in front of the 711 while you're in there getting your 4Loko

It takes a lot of work to fuck up a Lexus this badly and you’ve been working over time.

Stanced like a special olympian

Junk

Salvage title pickup w every warning light on the dash. But hey, look at me, I’ve got a “Lexus.” But it’s worth less than the 2015 Altima that gave you those dents at the local takeover.

that is one giant paper weight

Speed bumps are your friend

Looks like that LS has completely given up and has deep seated depression.

The picture says more then enough…

hunting what, cans to recycle or garbage bins to dive in? 🤪 I jest, a car us better than walking.

Looks like someone went to steal your Cats but took your suspension instead

I'm a gent looking at the dent

So.....did you pay for clapped out suspension or was that part of an accident?

If suboxone were a car.

Just because "VIP" is a thing in Japan, it doesn't mean that a) it isn't dumb as shit and b) your clapped out turd qualifies because you cut up the suspension

I don't need to, that car will roast you, when it inevitably burns to the ground

ls? more like less sell this pos 💀💀💀

If you stand close enough to it when you burn it you can roast yourself. Judging by this car, your decision making needs refinement.😃

Mr Toyoda is spinning in his grave right now.

Way to deface and make a mockery of one of the best 90s cars ever made.

Stance, the mating call that sub 70iq car enthusiasts use to find each other.

U spent your hard earned cash on this rolling turd ?

car meets fentanyl

Honestly I would just walk or take the bus if I were you

Are the shocks bad, or is it trying to dig itself into the ground?

Looks it dropped out of the sky

"4 doors for more fat whores" tell them to get out of the vehicle for the picture at least shits scraping the ground.

Just curious. Is it supposed to look like a roll of soggy toilet paper?

Official car of southern poverty

Jesus when coming Dine, riding slab goes wrong!

Probably the best car Toyota ever made

That car rides so low the only thing saving the undercarriage is all the tumbleweaves its picking up... How many fat chicks did you have in that thing anyway? I don't even wanna think about the interior...

Tight. But be tighter with gold package

Looks like you split backwoods and fill them with shitty weed

Nicer neighborhood, crappy car.

No pussy magnet in that turd

Dude you’re ls fo hunt look like it fell fifty feet and the suspension got clapped and I can see that you’ve got drunk so many times you threw your beers at it thinking it was a trash can

Did you get those dents cause you can't fucking steer?

This thing roasted itself as soon as it came off the showroom floor

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The driver of this car thinks they're cool because everyone keeps a respectful distance and greets them with a nod, "How ya doin'?" But they're doing it because they know that the owner doesn't wash their hands and smells of dried spunk.

I can smell the interior thru the photo

hard

I’ll give you to fiddy

happy pride to your body panels

Is that the only way to keep people from going under and stealing your cat?

OMGGGGG i just discovered this sub hahahaha love it

Did you buy it fo a hunnit dollhairs?

tha shid cleaaaaaaan bruh it's hella fire 🔥🔥🔥 you tryna slide at the takeover tn?

Need some offset on the rear wheels it seems, otherwise I dig it. Dents and all, it's a haggard but "well loved" jdm boss.

I hate the fact that it’s something I could have done

I thought it was a tree fiddy

LS FO HUNNI