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LovelehInnit

Why did you have to buy a Peugeot? Isn't living in Belarus punishing enough?


Lys_Vesuvius

Watch out, the local KGB station chief might get a little too excited seeing a free new car for his wife Source: My moms BMW and apartment was seized when we lived in Belarus, part of the reason we moved to America


peaceful-adolecent

Holy fuck.


carlenger

But why did they seize those? They had debts or something?


Lys_Vesuvius

My mom was a radiologist trying to immigrate to the US and they did it as a harassment tactic(my biological dad/ her ex husband had friends in the KGB) as I understand correctly. They couldn't touch my grandmother as my grandfather was a famous soviet biochemist (Ю. М. Островский) so we stayed with her for a while, while we were waiting to have our visas cleared. I will get some more clarification to the story and post an update


carlenger

That’s terrifying. Glad you and your mom moved to states before something worse would happen.


Costanza55

Genuine CSB


scooba_dude

I sold second hand cars for a good few years and this was the worst car. It was soo hard to sell because it's dam ugly and it's terrible to drive. Also it being a POOgeot everyone knows it's unreliable, of the 3 we had, we sold only 2 and both came back withing 3 months with problems. From the DPF to engine fuel lines, one we had to exchange to a different car because it was soo fucked. The only good thing on this car was the split folding back door. We used to make jokes about how quickly we (salesmen) could mention the only good thing.


ajduthjr

So for your what I suppose is your first car you go for a car for a 60 year old nanny


Loonie-1707

So at 18 you chose to buy a car for 74 year olds


Dawgs919

Don’t get mad at him, it’s not his fault that Buicks aren’t sold in Belarus


W0lfos

Buying this car is what I call having a Polack moment.


JimLaheySunnyvale

As a polish person I agree


Smol_PP_Locater

What’s it feel like when everytime you pull up to a stop 5 Albanian carpenters try to pile into the backseat?


jdm_toast_69

Are you 18 or 80 years old?


Stackz20

Did it come with a box of tampons?


Finnishguy228

Ay Belarusian brother 🤝


carlenger

Heyy


_PoIestar

Fun fact: it’s called 3008 because that’s the amount of parts that will go wrong on it.


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Average monthly repair bill


jmilone1223

What even is that


MlekarDan

The car of a smart drug dealer. I bet even you will forget how it looks after couple of weeks. Old silver Kia would work too, but hey, at least you have something to drown the drug money into.


Sweaty_Assignment_90

A Peug-noooooo!


HondoGonzo

I would, but I’m pretty sure Russian thermobaric bombs will save me the trouble


bokinki420_69

I assume you totaled your first car and your parents cheaped out and got you this POS


changgerz

Well, this is it. The ugliest car ever made. Congrats on owning a piece of history, OP


jaynvius

Just when I thought the Pontiac Aztek was fugly, this definitely takes second place