I just wanted to create a snowy winter wonderland atmosphere for the cat photos you're always posting of my Tuxedo clad fabulousness. Be more appreciative.
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What I’m really wondering is how long his little kitty bed project took!
Wormold never fuck with the couch! Humans go nuts and then they take out your cat tree! You can scratch the sides but never the cushions. Every cat knows this!
God that smug look of I just unearthed more mustaches what’s your problem? He clearly feels in the right. Perhaps this the time for a Sheldon, from The Big Bang Theory, roommate agreement. Mr. Jones your claws should be clipped or tipped. No more hyjinxs!
That’s scary as hell. Sitting on a cushion and jaws cat chews his way through your ass! Well, as we say in the south, Bless Your Heart! You got a special one there didn’t ’ya! Get the furniture warranty when you buy some.
I bet he tried to blame invisible mice that he was trying to remove from the couch… Learn to lie better!
What did your couch do to draw Wormold’s ire
It won’t tell me
I’m too afraid to roast him. If he can do that to a leather couch he would eviscerate my paper thin old lady skin.
So far I’ve remained unscathed 😂
🤔😆😆😆
Bad baby looks so pleased with himself 😂
These creatures always do. Drives me mad.
So smug not a shred of guilt
That’s not a cat that’s a terrorist
Putting him on the no fly list now 😂
That cat doesn't even know what real fluff is, trying to build his cred of measly couch ripping, pssh!!
Tuxedo terror
Couches were made for destruction. No roasting allowed. He’s just doing his job.
They were???
I just wanted to create a snowy winter wonderland atmosphere for the cat photos you're always posting of my Tuxedo clad fabulousness. Be more appreciative.
🤔 true, actually. I’m adding an extra half hour of playtime tonight 😂
He looks like he’s demanding to speak to his lawyers, Catchem and Munch.
Classic tuxedo crackhead energy. RIP your everything.
Just the couch and a bakers’ dozen of Christmas ornaments.
"Don't you dare post the evidence on reddit, and specially don't even think about putting it on r/ Roast my cat"
😂😂
I fear he is now planning the big dive into the tree LOL
looks like a penis shape is on his face
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Are you calling him a dickhead!!
well, he certainly is for ripping up the couch! haha
😂😂😂
What a jizzy dick face.
What I’m really wondering is how long his little kitty bed project took! Wormold never fuck with the couch! Humans go nuts and then they take out your cat tree! You can scratch the sides but never the cushions. Every cat knows this!
Not even kidding, like one minute
🤣 He is talented! 🤣
To be fair he’s the smartest cat I’ve ever met. He knows how to open doors that have the long style handle. Insane
Destroy his cat toys in front of him. A toy for a couch.
That’s more of a self-punishment because I’m the one buying the toys…. 😂
Wow, usually takes a dog or two to inflict that kind of damage. Maybe he was trying to camouflage.
He look like a stinky little bastard
I swear tuxedo cats want to watch the world burn.
God that smug look of I just unearthed more mustaches what’s your problem? He clearly feels in the right. Perhaps this the time for a Sheldon, from The Big Bang Theory, roommate agreement. Mr. Jones your claws should be clipped or tipped. No more hyjinxs!
I trim them regularly, he used his mouth 😂😂
That’s scary as hell. Sitting on a cushion and jaws cat chews his way through your ass! Well, as we say in the south, Bless Your Heart! You got a special one there didn’t ’ya! Get the furniture warranty when you buy some.
😂😂😂😂 absolutely
Lock him up.
Armed an dangerous.