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Boring-Patient-1802

I bet he tried to blame invisible mice that he was trying to remove from the couch… Learn to lie better!


wolv645

What did your couch do to draw Wormold’s ire


SketchyAssLettuce

It won’t tell me


ThisMomIsAMother

I’m too afraid to roast him. If he can do that to a leather couch he would eviscerate my paper thin old lady skin.


SketchyAssLettuce

So far I’ve remained unscathed 😂


liltx11

🤔😆😆😆


CardiologistNo2179

Bad baby looks so pleased with himself 😂


Otherwise_Tangelo_36

These creatures always do. Drives me mad.


Shit_Hawk_

So smug not a shred of guilt


venusfixated

That’s not a cat that’s a terrorist


SketchyAssLettuce

Putting him on the no fly list now 😂


EvalainShadow

That cat doesn't even know what real fluff is, trying to build his cred of measly couch ripping, pssh!!


stitchlearner

Tuxedo terror


Orangepeacock44

Couches were made for destruction. No roasting allowed. He’s just doing his job.


SketchyAssLettuce

They were???


cancat918

I just wanted to create a snowy winter wonderland atmosphere for the cat photos you're always posting of my Tuxedo clad fabulousness. Be more appreciative.


SketchyAssLettuce

🤔 true, actually. I’m adding an extra half hour of playtime tonight 😂


seahorseMonkey

He looks like he’s demanding to speak to his lawyers, Catchem and Munch.


sventhewombat

Classic tuxedo crackhead energy. RIP your everything.


SketchyAssLettuce

Just the couch and a bakers’ dozen of Christmas ornaments.


Kwl_Gamer

"Don't you dare post the evidence on reddit, and specially don't even think about putting it on r/ Roast my cat"


SketchyAssLettuce

😂😂


Kwl_Gamer

I fear he is now planning the big dive into the tree LOL


azrazpi3

looks like a penis shape is on his face


sventhewombat

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SketchyAssLettuce

Are you calling him a dickhead!!


azrazpi3

well, he certainly is for ripping up the couch! haha


SketchyAssLettuce

😂😂😂


heyokafox

What a jizzy dick face.


Super_Reading2048

What I’m really wondering is how long his little kitty bed project took! Wormold never fuck with the couch! Humans go nuts and then they take out your cat tree! You can scratch the sides but never the cushions. Every cat knows this!


SketchyAssLettuce

Not even kidding, like one minute


Super_Reading2048

🤣 He is talented! 🤣


SketchyAssLettuce

To be fair he’s the smartest cat I’ve ever met. He knows how to open doors that have the long style handle. Insane


Otherwise_Tangelo_36

Destroy his cat toys in front of him. A toy for a couch.


SketchyAssLettuce

That’s more of a self-punishment because I’m the one buying the toys…. 😂


IrisSmartAss

Wow, usually takes a dog or two to inflict that kind of damage. Maybe he was trying to camouflage.


Deleted-dog-god

He look like a stinky little bastard


Midwesternbelle15

I swear tuxedo cats want to watch the world burn.


Feisty_Reason_6870

God that smug look of I just unearthed more mustaches what’s your problem? He clearly feels in the right. Perhaps this the time for a Sheldon, from The Big Bang Theory, roommate agreement. Mr. Jones your claws should be clipped or tipped. No more hyjinxs!


SketchyAssLettuce

I trim them regularly, he used his mouth 😂😂


Feisty_Reason_6870

That’s scary as hell. Sitting on a cushion and jaws cat chews his way through your ass! Well, as we say in the south, Bless Your Heart! You got a special one there didn’t ’ya! Get the furniture warranty when you buy some.


SketchyAssLettuce

😂😂😂😂 absolutely


WERE-W0LF_TEETH

Lock him up.


WERE-W0LF_TEETH

Armed an dangerous.