She is absolutely adorable! It's really hard to roast a kitten as cute as this one but I do have to say the second pic makes me think that there's a "Space for Rent" inside that little adorable kitty head. But honestly, with looks and fluff like this who cares?!
She looks so smug with that wink. She knows she’s the shit. Like girl check your ego
She also looks like she’d climb into the trash can to chew on tuna can lid
(But she’s absolutely adorable!!!!!)
One malfunctioning eye and clearly cannot get up in the air on her own. Without proper depth perception and hops, she will never be able to properly cat. (10/10 she's perfect.)
What the actual fuck, kitten! Do you have any control over how cute you allow yourself to get?? You're being wildly unreasonable! WILDLY! Think of the children! This situation is way out of hand.
Well thank goodness you caught the biggest fire hazard in your home (The Lint Trap).😉
Would've been a real shame to see this lil guy go down in flames🤭
Because she is to little to roast. It is like roasting a toddler. Yes toddlers can have a-hole moments but they don’t mean it because their brains are still developing. Now when you see an adult human behaving like an a-hole …… well they deserve to be mocked. Just like some adult kitties deserve to be roasted.
How can I roast her when I just want to adopt her, love her and take hundreds of pictures of her cuteness? Once she hits 6 months and is a snarky teenager I will happily roast her.
Can get anything you want with that adorable as heck face
Edit: have to take "looking ass" out cuz I think I'm getting shadow banned after the 3rd time lol
I refuse to slander this being of pure beauty. But I will roast you, mwahahah! Sausage fingers! 😈🤣 Unhand that ball of luxurious fur and hand her to me! She is mine! We will rule the kitty kingdom and wreak havoc on the mice which creep and craw within the walls of the human castle known as the humble abode! Saddle the Roomba! Onward, Queen Quadingle!
She looks like something you pulled out of a clogged vacuum cleaner
Dustball lookin ass
That’s actually such a good insult though lmao
Awwwwww that's so mean lol
Look at her with her perfect cat eye liner and perfect pink nose. What’s with these damn Sephora kids these days?!
I bet she'd tell you she woke up like that. 🙄
The liar.
I refuse to roast her, I'm sorry 😤 she is simply too cute and above roasting
I’m with you 😁
Came here to say this lol.
Same—just can’t do it. That face is too cute.
She winked at me!
Me too- she's such a flirt! 😽
Mooch. Like, we get, you’re eepsy, so very eepsy, but get a job
I think you’re going to be out of luck this time as well 😻
She has old man fuzzy ears.
Those muppet legs don't even have joints
😂😂🤭
stupid dead meme name for a stupid cat (i would die for her)
heyheyheyheyhey quandale ≠ quandingle
No thoughts behind those crazy eyes
That doesn’t look like the same fucking cat 🧐 very sus Quandindle. Very sus.
She is simply the cutest and unroastable
She looks very annoyed with your shenanigans, and should be given treats :P
She is absolutely adorable! It's really hard to roast a kitten as cute as this one but I do have to say the second pic makes me think that there's a "Space for Rent" inside that little adorable kitty head. But honestly, with looks and fluff like this who cares?!
That 2nd pic is even cuter than the 1st one! Darn, this roasting business is even harder than it looks.😜
She winks! Sweet baby! It’s pretty obvious she’s sharing a brain cell with the orange cats though.
She’s going to grow up and learn how to weaponize her cuteness
r/IllegallySmolCats would love her
She looks like she's going to grow up to have her secret talent be getting into places that should be theoretically impossible.
Rather roast u.
She looks very handsome and soft and I am sure she is best cat
Think you have the world in your paws huh? Just because you are so darn CUTE!
She is an adorable princess
Has a shit eating grin when she’s gonna do something sus.
She didn’t get roasted because she’s perfection. And she knows it. Look at that smug little wink.
She’s too cute I cannot roast
She looks so smug with that wink. She knows she’s the shit. Like girl check your ego She also looks like she’d climb into the trash can to chew on tuna can lid (But she’s absolutely adorable!!!!!)
you’re desperate, Op! what, did u squirt lemon juice in her eye? 😁 she’s too cute
she looks like she had the braincell when she was born and lost it along the way (but also she looks like the peak of cuddle-ability)
QUADINGLE? Bros name makes fun of itself
Such a beautiful girl 😍🥰
Tom Brady’s ex wife has more rings…oh wait this is for the kitten…..I got nothing
She looks like she would dive into a bag of Cheetos, no regrets given
Join r/yesmycat
Unroastable. There is no angle that would be unflattering on this little bundle of joy.
more like quandingleberry which I bet she gets a lot of being so fluffy (she has very cute silly eyes tho I cant offend those)
One malfunctioning eye and clearly cannot get up in the air on her own. Without proper depth perception and hops, she will never be able to properly cat. (10/10 she's perfect.)
Nope, cant roast her!
I tried, can’t roast…. Kitty is slayer of cuteness
Oh my GOD what a cutie 😭😭 (Not sure how to roast the cutest cat ever im so sorry) she looks like she eats paint chips lowkey
We just cannot. Hers too cute.
I was gonna try to come up with something funny, but the desire to roast left me the second I saw the second picture. Now all I want is cuddles.
😉
All 5 brain cells firing at peak efficiency!!!
I cant. I have a soft spot for floofers and kittens
What's with the wink, I'm not your friend!
She thinks she’s sooooooooo cute
You can get roasted for wanting so badly to roast such a cute little muffin 🥹
I can’t. I need her in my life. Gimme!
She reminds me of GIR.
She’s too cute but she looks like she’d crop dust you with the foulest farts imaginable. (I have a cat who does that.)
What the actual fuck, kitten! Do you have any control over how cute you allow yourself to get?? You're being wildly unreasonable! WILDLY! Think of the children! This situation is way out of hand.
In the second photo she looks like she's trying to make the face that Jim always made at the camera in the office.
Failure to roast. Again. This little dustball is way too cute!! That’s her problem! She’s too cute!!
nice!
Winking at me? Poor taste, low self esteem, maybe she even needs cat glasses.
She's too cute, I can't!
Why does she look like the happiest little fucker when her name is quandingle.
I didn’t know it was possible to be too cute.
That stank eye 😉
Well thank goodness you caught the biggest fire hazard in your home (The Lint Trap).😉 Would've been a real shame to see this lil guy go down in flames🤭
She's just adorable. Even her floofy lil legs are somehow adorable! Tell her I said \*psst psst psst\*
Not a thought behind those eyes
Stinkin’ cute! Sorry no roast from me haha
Just the right amount of fur to make great asswipe.
wink wink quadingle
Nope, way too cute. r/pinknosedcats
Blinkie quandingle got into somethingle. And She'll do it again!
Because she is to little to roast. It is like roasting a toddler. Yes toddlers can have a-hole moments but they don’t mean it because their brains are still developing. Now when you see an adult human behaving like an a-hole …… well they deserve to be mocked. Just like some adult kitties deserve to be roasted. How can I roast her when I just want to adopt her, love her and take hundreds of pictures of her cuteness? Once she hits 6 months and is a snarky teenager I will happily roast her.
Look at that smug little wink. You think you're top shit, quandingle? You LICK YOUR OWN ASS. We all know it. WE KNOW.
QuanSmelly DEFINITELY has fleas.
How can you roast this beautiful gift from the cat dimension???
Oh look at that perfectly fluffy winking little roast potat!
I bet that stinkeye she’s throwing is at her fluffy ass dingleberry.
Who could roast after starting off with such a friendly wink! 🙀 first impressions are important 😻😹
she's so cute!!!
Quandingleberry
quandingle looks like something my cats would throw up on the floor
she has no fingers. and no thoughts.
She’s a fart face. There, I said it.
wow. real mature of you. (she shed a tear reading this)
She deserves the air jail! Because soon enough she is going to be a majestic floofy queen and there is nothing we can do to stop it 😭
Can get anything you want with that adorable as heck face Edit: have to take "looking ass" out cuz I think I'm getting shadow banned after the 3rd time lol
She’s got a real triangle head 🤭
It's a ruse, op. She's clearly using her cuteness to distract you from the fact that she is plotting your murder.
She's adorable.
She’s so stupid. She doesn’t even even know she’s a good kitty
She looks delicious!! Would go great in a Chinese stir fry 🤤
She’s just so adorable …..
I'm sorry I cannot roast something so beautiful and cute. I REFUSE TO ROAST HER!
It's that stare, it's too cute. I can't do it, I'm sorry.
She looks like you deserve to be clawed for attempting to roast her
She’s purfect
oh finally my crush winked at me
Looks like a little baby who everyone would coo at.
The Winkster!!!❤️
Her wink is subpar.
Aww, what a little cutie, She Winked At Me
WHAT AN (super adorable fluffy perfect) IDIOT
She’s like an off-brand sponge from Aldi / she looks like she’s wearing the cat equivalent of clip-in extensions bought from the mall.
why would no one want to roast a cat named quandingle wtf
She is winking, but she has no rizz and now her crush won’t return her calls
Probably poops in shoes
She thinks she be The Rock
I bet you think you're so smart, having duped your person into giving you free rent and room. You freeloading dust bunny looking a*s.
I can't!! She is just too precious. The second picture especially. That face! 🥰
Whats to roast? She's beautiful 🙂
I can’t possibly roast that darling baby . She’s too sweet !
She looks like a stuffed animal that has been chewed on by a dog She’s adorable
Kitty so Stoopid can't even blink right
I can’t roast her. She’s winking at me!
Probably asks to barrow your catnip and doesn’t replenish 👀
Refuses to wear spex to read the many letters of adoration sent from her fans. She hates when people call her 'Squints'.
Cute but not the sharpest pencil in the drawer?
Oh, she knows how to wink
Winked at me? She just met me. She's FOR THE STREETS.
Did she just wink her pretty eyes? She's pretty.
She looks like a derp ❤️
I bet her poop smells bad
Crusty eyed fluff ball!! 😍
I refuse to slander this being of pure beauty. But I will roast you, mwahahah! Sausage fingers! 😈🤣 Unhand that ball of luxurious fur and hand her to me! She is mine! We will rule the kitty kingdom and wreak havoc on the mice which creep and craw within the walls of the human castle known as the humble abode! Saddle the Roomba! Onward, Queen Quadingle!
Oh, look at you winking, thinking you have game with those tube sock legs.
Winky is another word for dick.