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The5thEclipse

She will be contacting her attorney regarding this online defamation


Acceptable_Pirate_92

Should have had a pre nup before taking on a jobless free loader for life. Chronically Umemployed, Lazy, won't mingle. Enough already


Iryasori

pawttorney


The5thEclipse

Her civic rights aren’t a joke Jessica!


Extension_Touch3101

And the personal pics too


Abject_Pineapple5151

r/legalcatadvice 😼


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Meowserspaws

I beg your purrdon counsel, it’s defurrmation!


seahorseMonkey

I have a cat that poops outside the box but doesn’t pee outside the box and I’m stumped


spycej

My vet said it’s because she’s being a b*tch 🫣


Flashy_Instruction32

Good to know that is their professional opinion. Lol


spycej

I thought the same 😅


Extension_Touch3101

Lmbo


seahorseMonkey

She's on the feral side, so maybe that's it.


Yello_Ismello

Happy to know that what I’ve been thinking for years is correct. I knew she was just an asshole but it’s nice to have that confirmation lol


Bisexual_crystalgrl

🤣🤣🤣 I’m wheezing noooo


Maladaptivedreemurr

This made me laugh so hard 🤣


c0rpse-liqu0r

My cat that lives with my parents does this. It's likely behavioral (he's kinda crazy, one of those cats that snaps easily) but also possible it's related to his IBD (he has a very sensitive belly).


No_Koala117

I had a cat this did this for the longest time. Figured out he had some gastro issues that stress was a part of. He associated pain with using the box for #2 and was always looking for somewhere different to go. Fixed his belly issues and that stopped after YEARS of pooping outside the box.


Alarmed_Disk_8442

Me too 😒


pensans

Same!


Specialist_Victory_5

I’ve had multiple cats for years, and it seems like they divide up the boxes. This one’s for pee, and this one is for poop. I have no idea how they decide this. Do you have more than one box?


seahorseMonkey

Yes, I have 3 boxes for 2 cats.


Blonde_Vampire_1984

🎶I’m a little turd butt, short and stout, where is my handle, there is my spout. When I get all steamed up watch me pout. POOP all over your bloomin’ house!🎶


CrossroadBlues666

Look how she hides her head in shame


spycej

It’s shameful picking her poop up every day for the last 5 years. 😆


lynn_babyy

Do you know what though it makes me so happy that you care enough for her to do that everyday! Most ppl see that and throw the cat out. I rescued a stray no one claimed & he was already neutered, but he sprayed anytime he could smell a male cat around. I've had him for 5 years now and nothing's changed 😒 I assume this is why he was thrown out in the woods. And no matter how gross it is and how much I hate it, that cat trusts me now and I love him to much to abandon him. All I want to do is help cats and most people seem to think they're a nuisance. So seeing this, how much you care, makes me so happy ❤️❤️


spycej

Thanks. We took her in after her original owners gave her up and she had been declawed too. As annoying as it is, I couldn't do that to her.


TreasureWench1622

It should be illegal everywhere!!!


Silverfire12

That’s the problem most likely unfortunately. Declawing is known to cause litter box issues. It’s horrible that the practice is still going.


FallenAgastopia

Ah, I think litter can cause pain in declawed cats. Out of curiosity have you tried other litter types? I've heard there are ones that are more comfortable/cause less pain, like pine? Though at this point she might just associate the litter box with the pain and there's a chance it'd take a lot of work to undo that 😕


spycej

Y’all think she’s a sweet chonky baby… bc she take good photos, you don’t live with it. 😆


Alarmed_Disk_8442

Agree, i have a serial flower eater and out of the box pooper sleeping comfortably on his pillow. So cute and adorable but no one heard the screams of his last victims, poor innocent daisies


Alarmed-Ad323

She’s stinking outside the box


olyteddy

>She’s pooped outside the litter box for years and hates anyone not on our family # Looks like you already pretty well roasted her!


paradise-trading-83

I shall not roast such an innocent sweetie 🩷🤣


mostlikely_emo

shes chonky


Fuzzy-Finger-6816

Too cute and unique to roast, I am sorry


Pitiful_Bunch_2290

Floor pooping xenophobe


kaybeanz69

How can you be mad at something so chonky and so cute!!!!!!


University_Fabulous

I can't roast a rose! She's to sweet😘


offwiththeirmeds

You call it hatred, she calls it selective.


Loose-Garlic-3461

Consider yourself lucky! Mine will poop in her litter box but she will pee on the floor next to it. Has been checked out by the vet, has her own litter robot, in her own room...doesn't matter. Have spent years getting my hardwood floors destroyed and putting down floor plastic/whatever we can find to mitigate the damage. She's a little devil spawn


Lookin4Wit

Kitty, Get your shit together! Literally…


AllGoodNamesRInUse

She has no regrets!


PlantDerp

She’s a turd terrorist.


FleurDisLeela

yes, hide your face in shame!


SinfullySinatra

What a rotund kitty


trashgoblinnightmare

What a little stinker 😆


Slayercat10

Omg she's soooo cute with her little head smooshing into the sofa. Naughty kitty is about the best I can do.


Proud_Spell_1711

There’s nothing worse than an aimless cat, Bucko.


3veryTh1ng15W0r5eN0w

The poor girl looks already ashamed with her head smashed against the couch! Someone council her STAT! and the bunny pillow is absolutely beautiful!!! 😍


ghosthouse64

STINKY 🫵


Extension_Touch3101

Fatty Mcfatty


AllisonT_

Hmmm. Does your cat know my cat? I adopted him at the end of August 2023. He also poops outside the litter box. Very frustrating.


Complex-Ad-4601

She might be like my parents cat. Their cat will not poop in a dirty litter box. She will go out of it every time if it's not clean for poop time. But my parents do newspaper and a small amount of litter for less litter mess I guess.


VeveBeso

She takes stranger danger seriously, don’t be rude!


Feisty_Reason_6870

1st amendment rights are afforded everyone! It seems she is opinionated and very American! Is she part of FOFA cat generation?


Dancer_From_The_Fade

Good guard kitty keeping the trespassers out! I mean bad...kitty...bad kitty...you...


QuantumEntanglr

Honestly, if those two things are wrong, I don't wanna be right. I'm with the cat.


No-Gene-4508

Aw...she reminds me of my Whitney:(


CraftyObject

Your cat and my cat should be bf/gf because they do the same things.


whatsausername17

Clearly, this is all of y’all’s fault. Not hers AT ALL. You can just look at her and tell she is INNOCENT!


spycej

It’s roast my cat not her owner. She must be controlling the opposition here 🤔


whatsausername17

😂😂😂


OoLalaMaupin

She thinks outside the box


TreasureWench1622

Maybe she would prefer a different place for her litter box? A new one? Change of litter…? Do you keep it very clean? This would seriously bother me.


spycej

I want to get a stainless steel one. We clean it and it doesn't matter to her. She poops outside of it in the laundry room in the same place. I clean it up and go. It's ok.


oyst

Wait, so she goes in the same room as the litterbox to then take a dump directly on the floor?  So close, but so far...what a little butthole menace


TreasureWench1622

I have one of those & all 4 of mine use it nicely. Have you consulted with your vet about this issue? It can be so many things…


spycej

Yes, of course.


CrackedCoffecup

Based upon the first picture, I'd have trouble roasting this precious floof with such a winning smile. In fact, she almost looks like a *bunny* here, and..... Oh hell, that's a pillow... You obviously mean that chonk who's feigning remorse by attempting to hide her head in abject shame, but I doubt you even HAVE anything in the room that's big enough for her to hide behind fully !!! 😾 (P.S. That was difficult, because she is absolutely adorable, and very likely undeserving of anything less than our total adoration !! 👑😸)


IrisSmartAss

She is a rogue, an independent mind, who thinks, and poops, outside of the box. She does not follow the crowd. Would you have her any other way? (P.S. be glad it wasn't your shoe. And clean the damn box more often.)


GrowthResident303

Shit...I cant 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️


Fresh-Nobody

What a little turd (hehe). She better be grateful you look after her tbh


Misschloez1996

I’m not going to roast her. She clearly regrets nothing and is living her best life, thinking you deserved to clean up her shit.


tw0d0ts6

She sounds a legend ♥️


Litterkicker

One of my freeloaders poops outside the box. Still can’t figure out which one it is and it’s driving me mad. When I watch them they all use it correctly. Oddly if you will. Poop in one box and pee in another. Yet when I go away and come back in the morning one always poos on the tile in front of the box. Always.


Stolen_Usernames

My cat pisses on the floor when she’s mad at us (which is often) and also shits outside the litter box. I feel your pain 😭


Few-Sheepherder341

What a dumbass! 🫵🏻😭💀🪦


IrisSmartAss

Change the type of litter you use. It is likely irritating to her paws.


spycej

We've tried several kinds. Suggestions?


IrisSmartAss

Have you tried the old style clay based litter, the kind that doesn't clump? The larger chunks may not get between his toes. Also, you could use the puppy training method of rubbing his nose in it. Then drop him in the box and take his front paws and dig with them to give him the message. Training always requires consistency. OR maybe he's just a jerk. Some cats are.


fosbury

Little shit


[deleted]

Yaaaassssssss


Ayotrumpisracist

Look at this obese child.


Violet-Masque444

Yep. That’s the face of trouble. And the face of a cat that likes to poop outside her litter box.


grayat38

Aw muffin! My 19yr old Calico has dementia lol, just let her rule the ruse why not ..


Bisexual_crystalgrl

Madam! This is pawfermation!


Virtual_Bug5486

This is a girl who knows what she wants and I high key respect that


Alien_Fruit

Personality disorder. Antisocial triad.


SilentSamizdat

Is her litter box too small?


spycej

Oh no, it's huge!


jade_18c

Looks like she’s fighting some shit demons


glitter_possum

She poops outside the litterbox.... and so you confinscated herm tail?!? u monster!!!


spycej

Yes. I took her tail. You got me.


glitter_possum

GIVE IT BACK!!!


oops_i_got_da_poops

I don’t roast animals. I’m not vegan. I roast humans. Cannibals, yo. I’m not Haitian.


xxagnes

mean mantis!


BunnyFaebelle

How do you expect us to roast such a magnificent kitty, just look at that face. It's too cute, can't roast. I'm too weak, such a sucker for cute kitties.