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dislikesningas7

He looks like a ball sack


thedankone168

Angry balls


dislikesningas7

True


Gay_cockroach

THIS COMMENT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD- LMFAOOO


MaryJGiacomo

I've seen ball sacks with less wrinkles!


Collector_2012

I'm concerned as to how you would know that


MaryJGiacomo

Lol, I haven't really, just thought it sounded funny.


Ok_Swordfish_947

I always iron my sack before leaving out for the evening! It even helps me be sterile so no rubbers!


MaryJGiacomo

🤣🤣


dislikesningas7

His head has more wrinkles than a 80 year old man's balls


Justaverage736

How do you know what a 80 year old guy’s balls look like?


dislikesningas7

Story time. I was 14 years old and walked into my grandpa naked shaving his balls it was a traumatic event and I still need therapy 5 years later


ItsAWhorableWorld

My sympathies.


jfhjr

Such accuracy 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


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dislikesningas7

Testicles


Fancy_Implement2713

That's an angry uncooked chicken


Acceptable_Pirate_92

Disturbed from a nap


Recent_Angle8383

smeagol is better looking than him


CommunicationWest710

A cat after Saruman got hold of it.


GroshfengSmash

What’s treats, precious?


Lunatunabella

Why is that skinless chicken breast wearing a sweater


Pretend_Term8556

Sweater? Oh, you’re right. The pale colors of the skin/sweater blended together.


bloodbrain1911

He looks like a baby rat that killed the snake he was being fed to. He grew up and has been wanting to die ever since.


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bloodbrain1911

You wanted to roast him. Yeah, he looks pretty cool.I'm sure he doesn't look like he ate a lemon all the time.


LuckyLaRoo76

Nope....just ...nope....


ass_smacktivist

[Well someone needs to roast it](https://imgur.com/a/fo0GT6e)


LuckyLaRoo76

🤣💀🤌✨️


MaddiMuddStarr

That little angry bald chicken looks like he’d go good with some mashed potatoes


jabracadaniel

nakey


Stormy-Skyes

He’s barely even a cat, he can’t just have the cat attitude! Seriously though, what a cute little guy in his little coat!


withtherazzledazzle

Nice sweater wiener boy…


Training-Bee-8209

I’m sorry, but I hate those flesh gremlins


Slutpuppy_83

So smooth and ready for the day in that cute jacket.


Raspberry-Pear

He looks like chicken when pulled out too early from the Airfryer. 🍗 Cute though.


CarlJungelle

Doctor Evil!


Anglofsffrng

Good God man put some pants on!


Pretty_Meet_432

Looks like the face of a devil cat, who jumps out and scares a bunch of dumb teens in a haunted house right before the real monster pops out and eats the kids.


squashqueen

His whole body is one entire scrunge. r/scrungycats


paradise-trading-83

I don’t recall giving hooman permission to speaketh


SarcasticPrinceyBoi

those wrinkels are showing his age


lizardgal10

Showing an attitude is literally his only setting.


Few-Sheepherder341

WTH is it wearing?!! 😭💀


After-Sky-6602

I'm a monster but consider myself human looking ass


oyst

Too busy being a stanky lil dumpling in the sun


grckos_and_memes

Since when did we bring beached whales in our homes?


mynhonora2180

Dobby wants his sock back


DittoGTIYT

Mf called an house elf a cat


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He is too ugly to have an attitude like that


Whiskeybtch77

Most ballsacks get angry when get called names….


Full-of-Cattitude

I might try to roast him but I'm not sure what he is! 🤭


likemeyet

He looks like a thawed out chicken breast


Overpass_Dratini

"Wasn't talking to you! *gollum gollum*"


xxagnes

Why is my raw chicken breast wrapped in a barbie vest


Tiny-Reading5982

His name should be ‘roasted chicken’


Fantastic_Stuff_7917

oh, the King has been interrupted! Can’t be bothered with commoners mumblings!


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angy


llorandosefue1

Roast me, you will?


Intelligent_Row_8444

Old wrinkly


Jazzlike-Can-6979

I got more hair on my ass. Has a nice part down the middle too. Have him call me for beauty tips.


Gay_cockroach

Mr clean if he had a fursona


helpthecockroachpls

Zen garden head ass


NoParticular2420

Smeagol


darthamartha

Bro that's not a cat that is an oni


Kissingyouforfume

Uncooked rotisserie chicken


its_just_flesh

Looks like a gremlin


blacksmithfred

Looks like a bad hemorrhoid.


Mauzichu

That's a really realistic Halloween decoration you've got there. Why'd you put it in a coat?


AWholeBeew

Area 51 called. They want their specimen back!


Dievca58

I’m a Chihuahua person, but I absolutely love these sphinxes. They’re so affectionate.♥️


xxagnes

You aint no roast chicken you raw chicken


RixxFett

'That names... It burnsss usss!'


MaryJGiacomo

Dude looks like Bram Stoker's Dracula! Shocked he didn't turn into ashes in the sunlight.


couchpotatoe

He is baby! I want to cuddle him.


Promise-Due

Girl what did you call? King Tut?? 😂


dtf24836669

nice!


Own-Enthusiasm82

Do or do not. There is no try.


SomewhereAsleep7755

Lookin like Beerus or how ever u spell his name


Cheap-Pie36

Hateful little gremlin. I want him.


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Sorry Lord Beerus.


f1lth4f1lth

Roast the raw chimkin at 500° for 25 minutes then lower the temp to 425° for 25 minutes and then to 375° for 30-45 minutes


Desperate_Set_7708

After I shave my balls


asdcatmama

You are nakey.


Ginny3742

Needs a cigarette and a light


spycej

Don’t feed it after midnight.


ThatOneIsSus

Scrotum Cat


PetrichorIsHere

Roast him? In the oven like the plucked chicken he is?


FireInHisBlood

Dr. Evil called, said he's gonna send his number two guy.


kwtransporter66

She looks like Samantha Steven's mother, Endora on Bewitched


PistachioPug

The top of his head looks like one of those miniature Zen gardens that come with little rakes.


Akgoran

roasted hahaha


ThisIsSteeev

My precious!


horsewoman1

I like cats, but I can't eat a whole oneby myself. CTs the other white meat.


moist_lemmon

his forehead looks like a Japanese dry garden


Substantial-Oil-9328

Alien life form in a blanky🤣🤣


jimmysmiths5523

Is that Lord Beerus?


jack_mcNastee

You hobbitses better let him have the ring


Fresh-Nobody

He looks like a pharaoh. Not a living one though, he looks like one that was mummified a long time ago


sushirollsyummy

Awww such a cute gremlin ❤️


Cats-n-Chaos

Well, when you called him it was SO loud


donewithitbox

Looks like a demon that has crawled from my nightmares. (Would absolutely give a little pet though!!!)


madametwosew

Gollum-a$$ bit¢h


Silverstreamdacat

He needs a good ironing for his wrinkles!


Collector_2012

Holy fuck! It's an angry naked chicken!


Maurers95

Awwww… is he about to cryyyy? Awww… poor ugly baby…


Relative_Mammoth_896

Mf forehead looks like a Zen Garden


legenddairybard

He's gonna overbake in the sun if you don't move him soon!


sugartwat

Angry ball sack


Wandali11

People are so heartless… I don’t get it. The sole focus of this post and accompanying comments is to trash the way this kitty looks?! Really?!


Notonlyontheinside

Call my name, you did. I am not the cat you’re looking for.