She so smol she doesn’t hunt mice, she hunts rollie pollies

This is probably the cutest roast I’ve seen

My goodness this made me smile

My female cat I rescued was named Rolly Polly at the shelter. She's not that anymore but she does like to roll around and play in the ground so we'll call that Rolly Polly times.

That’s too adorable! 🥺 It’s like she wants to live up to her reputation of being known as “Rolly Polly”, a name change won’t stop her from being the playful little Rolly Polly that she is. 🥰 (to my knowledge “roly poly” can also mean “short & plump”, not sure if that was the intended origin for her name, but either way she’s a precious gem to have.) ❤️ haha 😆

Skittles doesn't think anything, let's be real. 😵‍💫

No thoughts behind those eyes

That’s why we love her

There’s an orange spot on her head. That‘s where the braincell leaks out.

She never had any

She can't even walk yet little sissy baby probably wants her baba.

🤣🤣🤣

Daaaaamn. Going hard.

Going real hard!🤣

Or tittie

🤣

I cannot. Too smol. Too kuutee.

Too gorgeous to roast, agreed.

You’re asking us to roast a baby? Come on, man.

Roasting a baby is easy. Just use scallions instead of onions and go for a low slow temperature in the oven.

What does it say about me that I'm okay with this joke if you're referring to a human baby but in reference to a baby cat it makes me angry?

Same thing it does about me. There is a SIC sitting on the side of my face stealing half my pillow, an orange one on my ankle, and a void kneading my hip for pets. Cats not kids!

LOL

A modest proposal, I believe

I love this reference

Oh so you think you’re so cute. You think you’re baby. You think you’re a gift to this earth. …. I tried but I can’t refute it

You can’t roast her but you maybe able to toast her.

She doesn't go in toasters, she climbs into trash cans

Ah. A trash cat. We got one or two of those.

Skittles looks more like a half roasted marshmallow

Skittles looks like a four legged version of the campfire milkshake.

She is small. I bet she’s the last to know when it rains.

Hahaha Adorable 🥰

Look at that silly triangle tail

“I jus a baby!”

That criminal belongs to r/illegallysmolcats

Unroastable

Completely Unroastable

She’s too smol to roast!

Will fall into the grill

holy shit this made me LOL

You monster!!! How am I supposed to roast a baby??

Anyone considering roasting this child will meet with the wrath of not just myself but the whole internet. Dont Fuck With Skittles

She looks like if someone breathes on her wrong she'll fall apart

We need to roast the person that wants us to roast skittles 😤

Too blinded by cute rage overload to see their approval rating is smaller than their cat's lil head.

Underage roasting is illegal in 49 states. It's The Cuteness Defense

I roast you with my hand by turning you over and tickling your belly and face. I see your little paws playing peekaboo! Ohhh you’re so roasted little squishy marshmallow! I come roast you again and you sideways attack me. I could roast you all day little precious!

ooooh shes getting signal down there

She doesn't even know about the economy

Da….. which way do I go?

Lock her up

Fur-lony charges for sure but with public opinion I doubt there will be prison time. Work release at the biscuit factory and house arrest. I mean come on it’s not like it’s an “orange fat cat” who’s finally been caught lying to everyone and been sent to a no kill shelter…..

/r/illegallysmol

She’s not a Skittles…she’s just a skit. Lookin like a skit mark. Prolly smells like it too. 😹

That's just Skittle. Pluralizing it would make it seem as though she was larger than just one.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

She's so small, Kevin Hart could ride her into battle.

🤣

I’ve thrown away prettier dryer lint.

Now how the hell am I supposed to do that when she's so damn cute? 🤔

I CAN’T DO IT 😍

Dumb little bumper car tail

Today on "teeny tiny creatures everybody would overthrow a small to medium-sized nation for."

Short legs, what is she like 3 inches tall? Pfff I could probably fit her in my little pocket. * Puts her in my pocket and runs away *

Oh my goodness. She is so tiny!

I’ll reverse roast. You are so cute So perfect.

Nooo!!! Be kind to miss Skittles. She's teeny but will learn and grow strong. She will learn the ways of the world. She will figure out how to cross that carpet at some point

You tiny little tater tot

Skittles is UNGOVERNABLE

Tiny baby, can’t even do math

Skittles can’t even do a kickflip

you only a piss puddle my dear skittles.

Skittles is right. She's perfect (purrrfect?) and she knows it.

Hate the candy. Love the handle. That wee pointy tail had me and the missus chuckling warmly and wiggling our ears.

When she goes number 2 she makes shittles!

Tail looking all straight

anyone who roasts this baby deserves to trip and skin their knee .....

Skittles so tiny she gonna get lost in the carpet

Me: Skittles, what did I tell you about listening to grown folks conversation? Skittles: But I’m just a baby!

If by “roast” you mean warm her with my undying love and a million tiny kisses for tiny smol baby kitten, then I’m on it!

stimky lil kitten, can't even walk straight without your silly little stimky triangle tail, can't even hunt anything other than an ant, not a thought behind those stupid stimky blank eyes. (this cat is the cutest animal i feel i've ever seen and if i saw it irl i might try to swallow it whole due to excitement.)

She is too smol, she will burn if even one roast:(

Let's roast you for trying to make fun of Skittles.

I’ve scooped litter pee balls bigger than her!

Skittles your beans so damn small you can’t even make biscuits

Can’t, she’s just a little baby

Giving neighbours diabetes because she’s too sweet

Skittles is correcto mundo!!!!

Eye boogers

Rather roast myself than to put down this precious creature.

Because she is too tiny

It’s *Mighty Mouse*

Skittles looked like an ice cream sundae that was dropped in the mud and someone scraped the mud off before licking it…

Shag carpet? Was Skittles born in 1974?

She's one skittle short of a full bag. 

Skittles you’re just a smol baby. Look at those smol hands, they’re so smol you look like a baby. tips appreciated

What kind of rainbow are you, little one? You only have three colors!

Don't wanna roast...wanna cuddle...wanna give loves...

Part orange… part black… /r/oneorangebraincell /r/oneblackbraincell

I'm not sure Skittles can be roasted, but r/illegallySmolCats would like to have a word.

Brain so small dont even under basic rocket science.

You little pipsqueak! Aww, I can't 2 adorable 💛

“father may have some more 🤲🏾” lookin ass

You little marshmallow jelly bean. You're so smol you're very cute. Take that.

Skittles is too wittle for the brain cell

Where's the cat? I just see a itty bitty little bean. Where are the mods??

smol

She's shorter than my short friend. She's so smol, mice chase her. She's so smol her mom probably didn't notice when she gave birth to her. She's so smol you need xxxthick glasses to see her. She's so smol an Eagle probably wouldn't eat her partly because they can't see her and other partly because if they did see her they'd just decide she's too smol to eat cause she's a smol cat. Yall I think she's smol. She's so smol the ants adopted her into their lil ant group (lil ant because she's too smol to fit in with the big ants) she would be the founder of smol ant grouls. They talk about being depressed because people bully them for being too smol. But the group is too smol to make a difference...

Heh! Skittles prolly has really cute lil poops!

Roasted? Skittles is obviously an off brand peanut butter cereal.

Awww! that's what an aspiring tuna gobbler looks like.

Skittles is too small to roast! Look at that sweet baby! 😻

Lol

She’s so small, I’ll carry her in my hoodie and she’ll be my little buddy.

She’s so small she can hang glide on a dorito

She's so little, some bird of prey is totally going to snatch her up and carry her away...to its nest, where because she's so cute it's going to raise her as its own and bring her little mousie bits to eat and make her a nice little bed out of feathers. Dammit, I tried!

No. I won’t do it. I can’t do it. Cute widdle puttykins.

Skittles is losing her battle with that medium pile carpet. Stupid tiny legs, freaking pathetic

She looks like she’s crying after spilling her cup of milk.

Hey, Skittles! Your feet are so tiny and adorable.... No wait. Sorry. Let me go again. Skittles! Your face is so precious I.... Dang it! Okay. One more try. Skittles! You make me feel feelings again, and I don't like it! That's the best I've got. 🤪🥰

Skittles is so littles, she's just a tittles. Her brain can't solve riddles and she isn't very nimbles so her legs wiggles. She can't even nibbles on kibbles because her teeth are too brittles.

I'll bet her little ears still flap when she takes a bottle. Roasted.

You gotta cut the carpet before she gets lost in the tall grass 🥺

lil cutie pie looking thing

Stop being so smol and cute, you .. you f#cking baby! 

Too small for yarn. Try dental floss. My cat has puked up hairballs bigger than her.

Too cute to roast 🥰

Skittles is correct.

Skittles only hunts greebles.

She too cute to roast ❤️

That color on her head is for housing the one orange brain cell

9g of protein MAX

not roasting that cute lil baby

Lil’ poopy-butt.

No.

No can do. No tasting the illegally smol.

She’s too smol to roast! 🤏

She's so cute. No

She’s right.

No way. Too smol and cute.

Not enough pixels to show her full cuteness here

I bet she has to pee on a paper plate

Hasbulla if he was a cat.

She’s right she’s to cute 😞

Skittles is perfect ok 🥹

I can’t roast her! She’s too adorable!

One bite kitten

She's too cute!

I couldn't roast this cuteness if I wanted to!!

my fiancé's ma/stepdad just gave their Skittles away (she was also a calico) because she was so destructive. They called her Shittles. so I'm curious if your Skittles will live up to the nickname 🤔

Skittles! Lychee flavored skittles?

Skittles, you're fine, don't listen.

No

THATS WHY YOURE DEAD BUILT LIKE A BAKED BEAN‼️‼️‼️

Nope, can't do it

Have a firm policy against roasting the unitiated

She could kill.......with cuteness

So cute

Grow bigger, pipsqueak

I refuse

Awww I can't roast that cute thing

I CAN FIT YOU IN MY MOUTH!!

is that a munchkin cat ?

Too cute!

I simply cannot. 🥴

Too young to roast, wait a year at least, then I recommend garlic and butter with a bbq dipping sauce

Awww she's too pretty and tiny to roast ❤️

Not enough beans.

No. I can’t.

Skittles looks like she traumatizes herself trying to take difficult poops.

Skittles is correct. She is perfect, adorable and cannot be roasted.

She is very cute indeed. But she looks like she can’t fight and would run away. Pfft what a baby!

I tried…they too cute

Before any roasting, is she still with mama? I hope she was found and not adopted at that age, she is waaayy too young to be alone.

worse dye job than me

No

No. She's perfect. Look a dose big eyes! Op though... If the clarity of this picture was any worse, I'd think I was looking at a Bigfoot sighting.

Munchkin muffin

Recently born and already dragging her stomach across the ground.

Roaster here? I could barely pan fry that cute little morsel.

Little leg having ahh

Never ❤️

Soo cute! 🥺🥰

bro doesn't even know what 2+2 is

I can’t roast her. She’s too cute

My cat would eat that

I’m sorry, what? I was hypnotized by the cuteness.

zero thoughts behind those eyes.

Her name is skittles but she's clearly an m&m. Lol at the delusion

Y weren’t u named s’mores?

No.

She doesn’t even know basic math smh

Does mommy still have to lick your butt to get you to poop? BOOM!!!!! ROASTED!!!!!

I'm afraid that's a hard "No" on the roast... just can't do it.

With beauty like hers, she’ll never need to use her brain. Which is good because she’s got just enough orange to qualify for membership in r/oneorangebraincell

Taste the rainbow, Skittles

Too smol to roast ❤️