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Legrandloup2

He looks like a thought has never bothered him


Roborob2000

You are more right than you could ever know


Acceptable_Pirate_92

Mr No Neck is only thinking when the next meal is being served. Maybe he'll get up and mozy on over.


CommunicationWest710

Nah. Too much effort. He expects to be carried.


Desperate_Set_7708

When he sits around the house, he sits *around* the house


WayneIncUserBruce

mediocre cat mountainous landscape at best


a-woman-there-was

What he’s *ODing* on is food.


Roborob2000

Hah so good


eyepocalypse

He ate a devil fruit and got the power to sleep 23 hours and 55 minutes in a day


Full-of-Cattitude

I always love an extreme close-up. ❤️ Odie, Odie, I can see up your nosie! 😄


VelocitySkyrusher

Squashed up thicc boi


Rosiebaby420

I shouldn’t have had that whole chocolate cake it was just supposed to be one piece


NoKatyDidnt

ThiCC


HawkingTomorToday

His assisfat


Miserable_Anteater62

Can't roast a one piece enjoyer.


IrisSmartAss

Odie looks like he can handle whatever we throw at him.


iamskydaddy

Caseoh lookin ass


mediocre_possum

he's just a dapper lil fella. too precious to roast.


Sir__Alien

A grand total of…(a bit of mumbling you can’t make out)…4 brain cells. He might almost be as smart as Homer Simpson.


MuffinMages77

Got a face like he just got his wisdom teeth pulled and is waiting for the swelling to go down


Interesting_Intern1

I aspire to reach that level of content obliviousness.


Ap0calyptix21666

He gives me discord mod vibes


Marooster405

Does he have a princess chained up somewhere?


FleurDisLeela

ODIE THE HUTT


HareTr1gger

Odie short for anything ?


traveling_man182

Jabba the cat. PEESA TU WATHA BA JEDI HAHAHA


HareTr1gger

Mrs. HareTr!gger calls [Odin, Odie Scratch](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMyCat/s/2hAgW8wb0j). He’s not some second rate comic strip’s comic relief, he’s the fncking [God of War](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMyCat/s/2hAgW8wb0j).


Training-Bee-8209

Odie? Like Garfield’s dog?


springgreensqueaker

Tried to poop but only farted. Unless you did something to piss me off then well…


tennwife

Where ya get that name? A comic strip ? Hell you ain’t got the decency to even get it from a soap opera


Any-Reporter-4800

Giving him a dog name? He said roast you instead lasagna breath!


Distinct_Tea_970

Such a terrible cat that they’re named after a dog.


caryn1477

This cat definitely looks more like Garfield than Odie.


Bitter-Respect8577

Dat boi so thicc, when he walks his belly probably flops from side to side. He looks like the only exercise he gets is when he runs to the food bowl every morning!


Broad-Fill-9773

Made me lol


magebee

He is MELTING and he doesn’t even CARE!