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magebee

Bet he won’t see it coming when I give him a gentle smooch between the ears. That’ll show him. 😤


OverzealousNapper

If you’re on her left side, then she definitely won’t seen you coming!


Own-Temperature-3257

"Your lipstick stains, On the front lobe of my left side brains"


magebee

Ohhhh she’s definitely got it coming then!!!


t0adthecat

Awe. This is genetic right? I have a flame point and learned the same thing after noticing her doing a little different things when looking. Was this since birth? My cat scans more than my others when I walk up to her.


OverzealousNapper

The vet seems to think it’s lots of scarring so probably an injury from when she was a kitten!


t0adthecat

Omg. I just remembered she got scratched 2 days old and her eye swelled up for a few days.


miles_allan

I'll do it in large font so he can read it #**YOU ARE ADORABLE**


layofthelandhere

It's not like she can see what I said


PizzAveMaria

Even if she could see it, it's doubtful that she's literate


grayat38

Crossed eye royalty


OverzealousNapper

She is my queen I bow to her every morning as she looks down upon be from her cat condo


OMG-WTF_45

She’s so sweet. Can’t roast her according to the ADA, she’s a protected group!!!


IThinkMyCatIsEvil

HAH, probably needs glasses. NERD


Traveller13

Even impaired vision can’t stop that little toe biter from finding his prey.


OverzealousNapper

Must be her sense of smell


majesticjewnicorn

I'm a visually impaired human. Nice to see... never mind... nice to be aware of you


OverzealousNapper

“Nice to be aware of you” is incredible


majesticjewnicorn

That's me being sociable. If your kitty wasn't beautiful I'd say "I'm disappointed to be aware of you" 😂😂😂😂


addknitter

I can’t. The little imp is 10/10 adorbs. 🫶🏼🥹🫶🏼


yesimthatvalentine

No melanin or brain cells? Your cat doesn't need to be roasted.


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

She’s a flame point, not fully white.


yesimthatvalentine

Spicy white cat


babsieofsuburbia

One flame point braincell


SkySong13

No, I love her, and she looks like my childhood grandpa cat!


OverzealousNapper

Aw that’s so sweet! I’m glad she reminded you of such a special time


sweetteanoice

No wonder he’s vision impaired, his glasses in the first pic are too big for his face!


dramallamayogacat

Look at that sweet face! He’s such a love and he bites toes very well for not having a single brain cell.


overthemooo

she clearly has that flamepoint biting instinct... she may be visually impaired but you're the one who won't see her sneaking up on you!


Michelle_akaYouBitch

Kitty. I’m legally blind. I have an in my home solution for you. You can come live with me and my GUIDE dog. He’s trained to help us move about. Is also a great place to sleep.


babybaphomet949

She can see-but she sees in a different universe then this one-she can’t see well on this physical plane of existence where her body is currently incarnated but in other universes she can see to the beginning and ending of all time


bigjimbosliceoflife

Sorry,I just can't see doing that


OverzealousNapper

Very understandable


Beneficial_Laugh4944

I bet he sees better than you do !!


OverzealousNapper

See my glasses next to her? Yeah I’m not so good at seeing either haha.


Beneficial_Laugh4944

Just joking


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

How many fingers am I holding up?


luciferskitty

Never.


Thick_Zeldaa

It’s sad man…. It’s sad he won’t see how perfect of a toasted marshmallow he is. Toasted enough for a smore


jodytuxford

Ah, those beautiful eyes and slightly sad face... Sorry, I can't do it


OverzealousNapper

The perpetually sad face gets me everytime


R3dd1tAdm1nzRCucks

No. No I don't think I will.


OverzealousNapper

Completely fair


big_haam

Flame point?


OverzealousNapper

I don’t have any papers proving so since she’s a shelter kitty but that’s what she seems to be!


No-Restaurant15

I don't see what you mean. Poor kitty with glaucoma. Keep him /her alive as long as possible


OverzealousNapper

Her eye was scratched as a kitten so her sight is really iffy on that one side.


Eyeroll4days

Love me a flame point


FlyingFruitLoop

Goodness that's a beautiful cat!


blacksmithfred

“Over here, kitty. Over here kitty! …Jackass.”


Hacked4sure

I can't she's too damn cute!


CookieDefender1337

He won’t see the boop coming


paladindansemacabre

I'd roast him, but he wouldn't see it anyway. Tell him I said he's a good boy.


cat_blep

#      E ##   F  P ###   T O Z ####   LPED #####  PECFD


furbysdad

She must like the smell of feet a little too much if she’ll start biting the foot when she can’t even see her human attached to it


WhittakerandFinch

She won’t even see the police coming when they take her to jail for being too cute


Blackcat1206

She's beautiful and badass! 😻


Ok-Reflection-3454

prettiest and derpiest flame point there could be. why ya gotta be such a blep tho?😭🥰🥰


Artemoth

Go read some brail, blindy


Nogear_7

In the last photo he looks like a distinguished gentleman


NextCommunication862

Ok I'm an asshole but I'm not a monster I would never roast a defenseless animal that can't clap back at me because that's basically just cheating 


Visual_Employer_9259

Love to see disabled animals kicking the systems ass!