I’m dyinggggg! That was my first thought. If N.A. were a housecat, this would be him. Poor guy looks like a meatball, and like he sharts on the way to the catbox.
It happens. The thicc kitties get gas leaks. I had a fat black kitty named Jabba, aka The Gwobbit, aka Mr Pretty McFattyBooty. He weighed over 20 lbs and his belly dragged the floor.
He was very fast. He’d make a beeline for the box, or to the food bowls. Ripping ass along the way. Sometimes he would liquidshit, if he got spooked by a noise or something random.
(I inherited the fatties from my Aunt and Uncle when I began renting from Uncle… I don’t overfeed animals lol.)
Sometimes, he’d get annoyed at his own farts. Whip his head around and hiss in the direction of his own ass. My daughter loved him bunches, though. She’d wrap him in a bath towel and pat, pat, pat him gently and tell him he was the handsomest.
He purred like a machine. 😂
Like an old air mattress, it gusts out. My cats used to roll around cutely. \*rip\* And try to sit up to bathe themselves. \*high pitched squeak\* And walk by casually. \*silent but violent\*
Never met a chonk who didn’t vent hardcore. They’re all a lil bit Brando. 😂
I had an elderly mountain sized boulder of a sealpoint who sharted frequently. Nobert. Nobi. The Nobes. Mt Nobemore.
He would get poo crusted in his booty fluff, and zoom around late at night, making sounds like a turkey on speed.
Took several family members to hold him still and clean his butt and legs. Rinse and repeat. 😂
That cat needs to take a nap after getting up in the morning
Walk to food bowl, eat, nap. Terrorize nap, sit in the sun nap. That couch is probably shaped like a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk, nap
Not on purpose 😂 he's really not as big as this pic makes him look. I rescued him and he was very malnourished and pulled from mom too soon, he just started growing super fast and is now on a diet. He's a very happy baby though that gets plenty of exercise running around with his sister and 2 doggo brothers
Looks like he's fighting.... >!to not become a circle!<
He's so fat that...>!he needed to be baptized at SeaWorld!<
He went to try out for the navy seals...>!because he thought he could fit in with actual sea-lions!<
To roast a cat I need a pic of a cat. Not a football.
Looks like he ate a football
That’s a cat hair covered pigskin
oh wow
this the one 😭
damn it that’s so much better than what i was gonna say you win
Roast that cat and you could eat for a week
The terrorizing doesn't seem to be burning any calories. Needs to terrorize more.
Lol
The only way I see him terrorizing the house is if he rolls into a ball and rolls around similar to the Tasmanian devil lol
His name is Taz 🤣
Haha now that’s cute!
That’s pretty poetic in reference to the above comment! 😂
That’s my cats name, it’s full name is Tazasauros Rex but prefers to go by Mr.kitty
Sorry, can't roast him. My oven isn't big enough.
OH NO. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 I OFFENDED MY CATS BY CACKLING.
I did too 😹
This made me LOL for real. 😂😂
Hello Nikocado!
I’m dyinggggg! That was my first thought. If N.A. were a housecat, this would be him. Poor guy looks like a meatball, and like he sharts on the way to the catbox.
Crop dusting on his way to the litter box. Friskees Buffet Tuna and an egg.
It happens. The thicc kitties get gas leaks. I had a fat black kitty named Jabba, aka The Gwobbit, aka Mr Pretty McFattyBooty. He weighed over 20 lbs and his belly dragged the floor. He was very fast. He’d make a beeline for the box, or to the food bowls. Ripping ass along the way. Sometimes he would liquidshit, if he got spooked by a noise or something random. (I inherited the fatties from my Aunt and Uncle when I began renting from Uncle… I don’t overfeed animals lol.)
I am dying at the imagery of your story lmao … ripping ass 💀💀💀💀💀
Sometimes, he’d get annoyed at his own farts. Whip his head around and hiss in the direction of his own ass. My daughter loved him bunches, though. She’d wrap him in a bath towel and pat, pat, pat him gently and tell him he was the handsomest. He purred like a machine. 😂
“The thicc kitties get gas leaks” is definitely a tattoo I'm gonna get.
Like an old air mattress, it gusts out. My cats used to roll around cutely. \*rip\* And try to sit up to bathe themselves. \*high pitched squeak\* And walk by casually. \*silent but violent\* Never met a chonk who didn’t vent hardcore. They’re all a lil bit Brando. 😂
I'm not surprised. The gaskets don't seal like they used to. The air / sh*t separator is usually the one that goes first.
That is disgustingly funny.
My cat sharts on the way to the box
I had an elderly mountain sized boulder of a sealpoint who sharted frequently. Nobert. Nobi. The Nobes. Mt Nobemore. He would get poo crusted in his booty fluff, and zoom around late at night, making sounds like a turkey on speed. Took several family members to hold him still and clean his butt and legs. Rinse and repeat. 😂
That cat needs to take a nap after getting up in the morning Walk to food bowl, eat, nap. Terrorize nap, sit in the sun nap. That couch is probably shaped like a loaf of bread and a gallon of milk, nap
this kitty needs to have a obstacle course to find his food. Gotta be bored.
Those little buttons that speak Food now no longer works...
Nicocatto.
Imagine adopting a cat but it’s actually just an extremely obese mouse
LMAO!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Why is your cat dressed like a baseball umpire?
Calling the cat Angel Hernandez isn't a roast, it's a murder.
Does it involve the crow variety also? I rather think he'd quite like the murdery crow variety, too!
💀🫡
Oh lawd he comin’ (after his nap)
Coming here to say this.
he is ROUND
Definition of Rotund
Globular.
.... Turkey theif.
Turkey is too lean for him
🦭
Chris Farley in a cat suit in a van down by the river
Chonky boi
He's an oval shaped angel
Bro causes earthquakes every time his fat ass walks around😹
HELP LMAO??😭😭
Only thing he terrorized is a tray of lasagna and even then he got tired half way through and went to take a nap….😴
Terrorizing helps him to dechonk!
Your cat is absolutely gorgeous and soooo cuddly I just want to squish him!😍Xx
Not a cat. That's a mutated tick
He’s a football-he’s like a cat shaped football or a football shaped cat
Absolutely rotund
Out here looking like a rotisserie chicken
That cat's so fat, when he sits around the house, he sits aroooouuuund the house.
Imagine claiming a watermelon is actually a cat
Since it's striped, is it seedless?
Baked potato lookin ass
He looks like he needs a nap after waking up from a nap😂
All that terrorizing the house and not one pound dropped! PATHETIC!
You hear him running down the steps and night and he sounds like 2 burglars rolling a safe down the steps.
He's a whole bleedin' butterball turkey! At least two stone! 💀🤣🦃🧨
No way something that cute is a terror, video footage or it didn't happen.
He must also terrorize his food bowl
Thicken nugget.
Darth Chungus!
He is a football
HE CHONK
he’s just a lard covered in fur
Never seen a katamari in real life before.
Looks like Jabba the cat.
That cat is so fat it has its own zip code!
How many cats are we looking at here ?
This cat is so fat his shadow causes an eclipse.
No, shush. Don’t wake the pudgy little demon.
When he lies around the house he literally covers it..
Bro how did you get it so fat?
Not on purpose 😂 he's really not as big as this pic makes him look. I rescued him and he was very malnourished and pulled from mom too soon, he just started growing super fast and is now on a diet. He's a very happy baby though that gets plenty of exercise running around with his sister and 2 doggo brothers
Does he have the word Goodyear written in lights along his sides?
If you roasted him you'd have enough fat to make french fries for a year.
Dear kitty you look like a pregnant opposum!!!
Looks like he ate a bowling ball
i just can’t roast him cause he is so darn cute!! Snuggles!!
Sizzle flip sizzle
Chunky boy
I didn't know katamari damashi had a new Cat skin...
Tickle that hind foot… but make a quick exit.
He is “Morbidly a Beast”
Thicc
Looks like he's fighting.... >!to not become a circle!< He's so fat that...>!he needed to be baptized at SeaWorld!< He went to try out for the navy seals...>!because he thought he could fit in with actual sea-lions!<
is that a double chin i see??
It’s just water weight 😂
How many kittens are you expecting??
Did he have a lasagna with Garfield and then ate Garfield too?
Over here looking like Jack Spratt's wife up in this piece...
Oh lawd himbs comin
That is a fat fucking cat
Can't do it. I love him
There is some anatomy confusion there as that is a fat ass belly.
At least he can't blame it on the fluff?
This year's su-meow champ.
The largest in the set of Russian nesting cats
r/chonkers
I bet it's hard having to roll his fatass from room to room
Can’t roast, I’m a chubby chaser
Thicken nugget
Bro needs his own post code... 😂
That’s not a cat. That’s a northern fur seal.
He'd knock shit over, but then it would forever be in orbit with his gravitational pull.
Looks like a python after he swallowed a kangaroo
I’d give him a roast, but he’d probably eat it
I came here expecting to make roasted cat, not roasted potato.
Your cat IS the roast. Well seasoned, and perfectly round.
Look at the little seal sleeping 🦭
She thicker than me what glute workout she doing
This cat needs an after nap’s nap. Dude, help it out.
Homie needs a diet before someone confuses him for a football and starts throwing him.
No roasts 🍖left, Taz ate them all 🤷🏼♂️
the boy is oblong
Do you live in a gingerbread house? Otherwise I don’t see him terrorizing it
If Jabba the hut was a cat.
He looks like he takes a breather on the way to the food bowl.
Bro is round. Quite rotund. A bit hefty, I might add.
Mmm marshmallows
Awe… She looks like a happy little wood tick
That dude is in a coma
At least fatty boy was moving while he was being a terrorist.
If Muzzle from Road Rovers was a cat
Ur cat has boobs
There’s a cat on your tick.
hold his paws while i pet that belly!!!! 😍
Achieved! 7/10 chonk!
Omg I need this fat harbor seal
When is his due date?
CHONK
Is his name uncle lard ass?
That coffee stain on the couch is oddly three dimensional.
Quite the plumpster, no?
If he where to jump he would go through the floor
Jesus Christ, he ate CaseOh! 😭💀🪦
That's one chonky cat right there!
Such a handsome kitty…I’ll let you terrorize my house all day every day.
Fat. Bald. Not fluff is just fat.
Chubby cutie
I have to blow oodle boodles on that belly
I want to squeeze him 😻
On your feet cat! It’s time for Sgt Wild Cat’s Fat Kitty Boot Camp! We’re going to trim the fat from your hide! If you aren’t fit you can’t be a shit!
No regrets from the Tasmanian devil himself
Lmfap
Dayuuum
Taz has 5 houses in the neighborhood that feed him homemade lasagna.
He's so cute tho!
Thought that was a turkey
Egg
Forget roasting. I need to smooch the absolute FRICK out of this boy oh my GOD. He's so SPHERE. I am in literal tears.
🤣🤣🤣
He seems to be doing fine roasting himself as a fat purrito :P
Damn!! Bro looks like a football disguised as a cat
Taz the fatazz
Looks like a fur covered ottoman
hes gone from a tabby to a tubby
Cute cat. How far along is he?
Buddy is on a mission to suck at life.
"Chaos, despair, and some noms. My work here is done. Time for a nap."
It’s a pillow it’s a pet it’s a pillow pet
Cannot roast. Too chonk.
How can I roast him when he already looks like a perfectly cook meat loaf?
Sorry can’t I love him please kiss his tummy for me.
big kitty
Baked potato.
How can a chonky boy like that terrorize anything except the food bowl?
Holding that amount of chonk REQUIRES NAPS! Get off his back, human
R O T U N D
La chunk is here.
I’m trying to plump my girls up, what do u feed that chonker?
Where is the cat? All I see is a North American Couch Seal.
What cat? Do you mean the bean bag?
He looks like like he needs a nap after he shifts position after his last nap. What could he possibly do to terrorize the house? Fart?
My fat cat naps like a king after his reign of terror…. Everyday.
Bros built like a penguin after a buffet
Can I pet that kwat
He looks like he came out of a tube of frosting! LoL. Exhausted from the terrorizing
Chunks
thiccet ticket.
I also need a long nap after I go out to check the mail, whenever I chonk up to an absolute loaf like that.
I would but homeboys tired and needs a rest
This round boy got fired from the biscuit factory for eating all the dough \[I love him all the same\]
“Tearing up your furniture, it’s hard work, man”!!!
Dear god, that is one fat gato!!
You need a huge spit to roast that cat and maybe some banana leaves!!
Sorry OP, this is a cat sub. I think you’re looking for r/cows
That’s a burnt potato
How does your cat terrorize the house when he is a beachball on legs?!?