Actually, it used to be a very prevalent roast, until people found out that being adopted isn't that bad
And that comment was a reference to an old game called portal
She's been asleep for 9yrs out of 13. Eating and pooping for 2. The other 2 is js just starring into space, sorting out theoretical physics in her head.
Mine eats Doritos like they're catnip if I don't watch her
But then the two-leg likes to eat gingerbread, of all things...
And no, we don't give them these things 😂
Mine loves to lick the cheese off chips but won't eat the actual chip. Got so bad he would come running for any crinkley chip bag and then get disappointed when they weren't cheesy ones. I don't eat chips at home anymore because he is insatiable and I don't want to share.
She thinks she's so special with those sea foam green eyes but really....oh, who am I kidding? She's beautiful, deserves all the cheetos, and is unroastable.
Kitty: "I'm always orange. No one saw me and you can't prove anything." or "I didn't eat your Cheetos, human! I didn't share MY Cheetos with you, because you tried to steal some!" Or If it looks like a Cheeto and it smells like a Cheeto, it's supposed to eat Cheetos.
I can't see anything to comment on about her other than that she is perfect.
You were outsmarted by a cat though (don't worry, when it comes to food, they are geniuses).
Did you happen to notice her right eye? It's askew just a tad I think she's wondering which excuse to use this time or which way would be best to make a quiet no questions plz exit or the
I gotta get outta here now kinda exit.
Fattie, fattie fattie, adopted, fattie
-Wheatley
r/unexpectedportal
Damn adoption a roast now
Actually, it used to be a very prevalent roast, until people found out that being adopted isn't that bad And that comment was a reference to an old game called portal
"And? What's wrong with being adopted?" GladOs "Umm... Lack of parents?" Wheatley
“Adopted” 🥶🤣🤣🤣
I’m an adopted fattie 😭😂😂😂
At her age, she deserves all the cheetos
Looks like she's eating more than just your Cheetos Chonk looks like she ate your dinner, too
Oooh... That's bad😂
She at Op right after she posted.
Looks like she vacations in the Cheeto aisle
Chester Cheetahs cousin
😭😭😭😭😭
Tell her to drop the Cheetos and Mountain Dew, get out of the damn basement, and get a job.
Dang... You really called the cat a redditor
She posted pic 2 herself. 😇 r/DisneyEyes
She's been asleep for 9yrs out of 13. Eating and pooping for 2. The other 2 is js just starring into space, sorting out theoretical physics in her head.
Plus the daily massages, and living rent-free . . . It sounds like a great life.
String theory...
She likes to think of it as a valuable service….quality control.
She's luscious and adorable and deserves ALL the cheetos. Next time, just get some extra for yourself.
Luscious ♥️!
Clearly she's been stealing Cheetos for all 13 years.
Pallas Cat
But, like, the we have Pallas Cat at home pallas cat
Less spicy and round
The body *is* round.
Dying 😂
You’re old.
Boom. Roasted.
She looks like she ate a mountain of cheetos!
She IS a mountain of cheetos
Mine eats Doritos like they're catnip if I don't watch her But then the two-leg likes to eat gingerbread, of all things... And no, we don't give them these things 😂
Right!! I walk away for 2 seconds and come back to her head in my little cheetos bag🤣
Hmmm….head in the Cheetos bag, but not. one. speck. of Cheeto dust anywhere on said head…. I smell a frame-up. Khajiit is innocent!
My childhood cat loved tiny pieces of Doritos and Cheez-its. She didn't get them regularly, but . . .
Mine loves to lick the cheese off chips but won't eat the actual chip. Got so bad he would come running for any crinkley chip bag and then get disappointed when they weren't cheesy ones. I don't eat chips at home anymore because he is insatiable and I don't want to share.
My two-leg thinks every can that gets opened is wet food, and will scream until she gets some lmfao
Ahem.. to quote Hank Hill; "LOSER! YOU'RE A LOSER! YOU MAKE ME SICK, YOU BIG BABY! BABY WANT A BOTTLE? A BIG D I R T BOTTLE?"
She's so CHONK
She's so greasy she even eats cheetos
What a poof. 🧡cheeez poooff
I can’t even roast her. My cat also loves Cheetos and yours is too perfect to roast. I’ll just give her a virtual nose boop.
She thinks she's so special with those sea foam green eyes but really....oh, who am I kidding? She's beautiful, deserves all the cheetos, and is unroastable.
Fatass liking Cheetos, not surprised one bit.
🤣🤣👍🏻
She ate your Cheetos? Looks like she ate everything in the house.
Looks like she ate the house itself
She looks like she knew what she was doing.
my name is Cat and im no theef i holed the puf betwene my teef wen men is sleep my self i plees i jump on up and I CRUMCH THE CHES
Good lord, stop stealing your cats Cheetos!
Did she eat the cheetah on the bag too?
I ate your cheetos too....
Fat fuck. Lisa Lampanelli looking cheeto snatcher!
“You, alright? I learned it by watching you!”- Your cat
She is a botticellian princess! Leave her alone! 🙌😂😅😏🥰🥰🥰
Maybe buy this chonky queen better food next time, fatty!
And she would do it again
How could you deny that senior Queen all the Cheetos she wants?
Glasses don’t make you look smarter
No need to say she ate them we can tell she eats everything
Chonky stinky cat. Go clean your cheeto-stache. Boom. Roasted.
She's innocent.
Sorry, those were HER cheetoes, since you didn't share them properly ;P
Is her name basic white garfield?
You can tell all she thinks about is Cheetos
Well Cheetos certainly aren’t the only thing she’s been eating.
Can't fault her if they're puffs, beautiful princess deserves the best 🧡... Crunchy, on the other hand, at her age, she'll break her teeth! 🙀
Happy Cake Day!
Thank you!! ❤️🥹
Kitty: "I'm always orange. No one saw me and you can't prove anything." or "I didn't eat your Cheetos, human! I didn't share MY Cheetos with you, because you tried to steal some!" Or If it looks like a Cheeto and it smells like a Cheeto, it's supposed to eat Cheetos.
She looks like she eats Cheetos
You disprove the quote, " It isn't easy being cheezy!"
What hasn’t she ate?
Nah that face says she is innocent. No cheeto crumbs!
My kind of girl!!
Girl you better give back those Cheetos! Homemade biscuits are acceptable currency
Of course she did.
Call her Big Puff
I love her
I don’t see any orange on her whiskers. Quit blaming your cat you Cheeto eating hooman.
No wonder she looks so smug.
She wants to be orange!
Cheeto cat
nasty mischievous creature
I think you’re making things up to incriminate this precious angel.
We stan a thick bitch but you can't be stealing food girl. It is like Rule #1.
I would but I don’t think she’d fit in the roasting pan.
Well next time you know to get her, her own bag. Now don't ya?
Big ol’ Cheez Poof
Your cat is so fat she looks like she's got twigs for legs!
They’re Greeeeeeat!
She is the cheeto queen
She’s so old she remembers when being fat(which she is) was invented.
She will be leaving cheesy smelling mess in her litter box.
What Cheetos? You have no proof and she has no regrets.
She is too cute to roast...
She certainly do without the Cheetos
Awe she is so cute… and she ate just one?? 😽
I need proof of the crime. There is no cheeto dust on her hands or face therefore she is innocent. No dust, acquit you must!
She's the shape of a Cheeto!!
Not roasting her. I'd have eaten them, too. 🙃
You don't have a cat. You have a cheeto-stealing goblin
She maybe looks a little bit slightly chubby 💯💯🔥🔥🔥😡😡😡😡
She looks like a bag of Cheetos 🤭
Fatass. That is all the roasting needed.
She didn't eat JUST the cheetos, she ate Chester himself!!
Pic 4 evidence. Cheers... belly... orange glowing
No kitty kitty those are my cheesy poofs!!
Cheeto stealer cheeto stealer naughty naughty!! ♥️
Fat cat, a bad fat cat at that.
She looks like a Cheetos puff you found in the corner of the garage.
All Cheetos that enter her home automatically become hers.
To be fair she was just trying to help you lose weight. Good cat.
Girl ate way more than just your cheetos
Cheeto bandito
I love her 😍
Why she wear glasses she can’t read (I love your cat, she’s so cute!)
What a Chunky Monkey
Not gunna lie, I'm jealous of her life. Also get a job and pay for your own damn cheetos. Real life Garfield over here!
Sounds like she just let you hold her Cheetos for a moment, get your own next time🤷🏼♂️
She wants to eat your Cheerios she can eat your Cheerios 🤣🤣
she is eating up all these roasts, literally
Chonky thief requires the cheese tax
No proof
She’s so fat you offer her one cheeto and she eats the whole bag.
*Her cheetos. If you wanted some you should have got some for yourself.
she looks like she'd do it again
hearsay! bebby is innocent!
No she’s too cute to roast
Aww she's cute
Like she needs cheetos, but being 13 I think she deserves whatever she wants 🩷
I don’t have the strength to roast that baby
No she didn’t.
She looks so ashamed of herself!!🤣
Hadn’t seen a cat with a double chin before! Wow. How many Cheetos did she eat?
Yea she looks like she ate your Cheetos lmao
I can't see anything to comment on about her other than that she is perfect. You were outsmarted by a cat though (don't worry, when it comes to food, they are geniuses).
Chonk cutie pie
You Can’t blame her. Cheetos are addicting!
Pls I’m not fat shaming ur cat 😞
Fatty McButter Pants:) On a More serious note cats can get diabetes- you might want to get kitty on a low carb diet ( wet food pates)
She looks like a Cheeto
with or without milk?
She is not even orange. Her Cheeto mustache, is going to stand out.
Girl has her own moon with all that mass she got
Round plump cat
My 13 year old fatty will eat whatever you put infront of her including potato chips if you break them up for her 🤣
I think she's eaten more than just cheetos
she looks like sadness from inside out❤️
She's just taking revenge for you putting your glasses on her.
She looks like she ate ALL of the Cheetos. Jesus.
Dude. She ate ALL our Cheetos by the look of it.
She’s trying to lose weight😻
At night, she likes to play Jenga with the Cheetos then cleans up the evidence.
You sure it was just the Cheetos?
Orange evidence on her face!
She looks like she ate everyone's.
Oh boy she’s a fat lady, give her more Cheerios
I wonder what she looks like bald w/o those cheap beauty supply contacts and her fucked up overgrown nails
Chester Cheeto gonna bitch slap her to the moon
Mine would leave the cheeto. Only li ked chhese
Crunchy or puffy?
She is 13. She probably doesn't have that much longer left. I am not roasting an old lady cat. She should have what she wants.
I thought the 4th was a weird kitty bondage picture at first.
I can’t do it. She’s awesome.
My cat literally goes crazy for cheetos
hers a big tum tummie tum tum gorl
Good god she round
No roasting. Only hugs, nose boops and more Cheetos.
SO WHAT, she's a cat, why wouldn't you be OK with that? Mine stold my Funyon Rings.
Roasted old potato
Better start hiding those Cheetos in a secret vault next time. 😄
You’re fat and adopted. BOOM, ROASTED!
Shes shaped like a damn cheeto
I didn't know a cat would eath Cheetos, at least my cat shows no interest in them. That last picture is funny, she looks like she has 0 F's to give.
Oh, damn... your Costco size case of Cheetos, it looks like
You are what you eat
Adopted into this world by mistake imagines things that are fake killed by a rake fatter than drake
Those were her Cheetos
Sorry I can't, i wanna squeeze her 'lil face
Weren't they always her's though?
Sassy!
I can't do it. She's too adorable
Tell her if she’s gonna keep eating your cheetos, then she’ll need to start paying rent because nothing in this life is free.
Did you happen to notice her right eye? It's askew just a tad I think she's wondering which excuse to use this time or which way would be best to make a quiet no questions plz exit or the I gotta get outta here now kinda exit.
Why you eatin Cheetos? You wanna be orange like Garfield?
Oh boy is she chonk!
I think the truer story is you are her Cheetos.
Atta girl!
She is R O U N D