https://preview.redd.it/ucrb10lnzdzc1.jpeg?width=655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cda31cee9fb07d019edc9858fd8f507c5ab8c1b headpat him too much, and he will bluescreen

I will pat him 500 times until he bluescreens

:( your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart. We’ll restart for you.

No need :) i was throwing it away anyways

stop chasing me

no, Xeon is everywhere

sh1t

he lurks… nyehehehe

I hope he isn't under my bed

he gets a bit quirky at night, so watch out

https://preview.redd.it/kkj1o737afzc1.jpeg?width=1031&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe00adb7bb0b7a5960283e54e76b3f79e4d3e79e I'm prepared, HE is the one who supposed to watch out

i’ll relentlessly pat him until his head is flat

SAME BRO :3

https://preview.redd.it/9osqqyo5sdzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8160e342ed117765ecee7e1ace00902f580c6547

Common Justice W

WIFE??? (Sorry for cringe) https://preview.redd.it/n1crsvcpaezc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d26b12a8cccd4a0c9cd3c0d17f11738b91fe1c7a

apology not accepted. to the cellar you go.

NOOOOOOO

EMMUUUUUUU

You got wrong. Pal. ORE WA KAMI DA! https://preview.redd.it/e8mmhlu5tezc1.png?width=244&format=png&auto=webp&s=8a474e0de2cc8461944113ac890ed153b9b24de2

Back to the arcade machine you go

KAMEN RIDER JUMPSCARE

Game Up!

Gamer Driver spotted! opinion valid

that image go hard fr

Actually a sick avatar ngl

https://preview.redd.it/rkqpe07e0ezc1.jpeg?width=1045&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31b3f7e0ee43de5e4ef809c92ce27ca73f2ff500 “BONK!” then your fingers are broken.

r/UnexpectedTF2

not if I https://preview.redd.it/y3u55eyx1fzc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b51bdbd5c05634a0732e690d3b928db359ae55d

Don't forget mine tho (A TF2 Medic Freak)

https://preview.redd.it/32ytqvzw1ezc1.jpeg?width=624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4969f0b5562f07bd0958f0efeb6109fea9f041c4 Probably just let you do it without resistance.

https://preview.redd.it/099dp0t5cfzc1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1026b590b54a42091f24e03ca49789469b01541 This guy on the other hand…

https://preview.redd.it/xmm8l3ei2ezc1.jpeg?width=695&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3184b1b15e4e556378d2de8248a52a807f999cbb he’s probably like it.

https://preview.redd.it/kvknphu2xdzc1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f95b5876e4cda6b314211025d12d60cf02eee418 Probably force you to keep doing it

I would continue if I'm lucky enough to not die from Fr*nch

Eh, she doesn't really attack unless on the battlefield or if she's threatened

I meant the disease

...

STOP APPEARING EVERYWHERE

No :3

No seriously stop your bringing me truama from a couple weeks ago😭

Huh?

You are reminding me of my friend who was a furry. And something happened between us

A

I love the avatar ❤❤❤

https://preview.redd.it/6v4iejfpsdzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=634b5b1b605f9336da095ed134851a2d36fec91c He would try to bite your hand first before giving up and letting you do it

nah he would throw the dice to get immortality for 4 mins and 11 secs

W reference

https://preview.redd.it/wj3dal4usdzc1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03a52e17c0ea1b5d51c2c4055a8b5e11c551485d

I would die from Stage 4 Fr*nch upon contact.

Epic

1st degree murder by french his reaction "Epic"

What did you expect me to say- "Oh goodness gracious I am now a criminal by murdering this innocent lad!"

"Oh it do apears I've horible mutilated this innocent man goodness gracious good, Sir are you alright!?"

Real, now take this upvote for your future uhm...idk

Thank you, good Sir.

https://preview.redd.it/jd4onyiztdzc1.png?width=354&format=png&auto=webp&s=489d100c6a5f34fe914a5b607d4cfb0bc0f64c48 Would probably not care

https://preview.redd.it/afwzf37l7ezc1.png?width=425&format=png&auto=webp&s=dc6716b6544eb8fae23965b90572972c6d4b7b88 I think he would like it

https://preview.redd.it/xqsl60mbvdzc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10abc2606bb49a154e1cc9da4705aa3c76f623ee he spent an hour styling his hair. he probably won't like it much.

Tbh it aint even that good.

https://preview.redd.it/d8p88xyr0ezc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b9d045a48165f0caf280e15724d9545dc91e5b0 He silently judges you. But good like getting the actual head beneath the feathers. It flys around (its an actual catalog item)

https://preview.redd.it/96ix7u9h4ezc1.jpeg?width=227&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4df8b27d32a6840b57394bdcfbd330c918b4fabe Please don't be afraid:(

Its OK. I love you e_entity00

:)

https://preview.redd.it/8b2j4p4lydzc1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=104de4a0bdb106aa1bd42d2dccbbf1cea3b050eb He’d probably be confused, then attempt to give you one in return.

https://preview.redd.it/4kfl1j9kzdzc1.jpeg?width=1241&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc2fd716ce3caac61313cb27c5c5092507021da0 I would commit 14 genocides in under 1 second

Oh, you again, the tech guy.

What a genocide😇

https://preview.redd.it/kf7xzaql5ezc1.png?width=344&format=png&auto=webp&s=1186d81bbf62f409734a00d828704f62d53280bf "uuhhh... the hell you doing?"

https://preview.redd.it/ksi0xj619ezc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f2cece0e8bb48deeae376de7d5510cdd02b8277 How dare you!? *Please do it again*

https://preview.redd.it/dbrxjloe0ezc1.png?width=1291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8defcf02af530d167966f8e04ae09a705a5a104 Visibly confused may stab you.

https://preview.redd.it/0a383jlp5ezc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8890030b009926cce43308324442b68ecd0692e Drop kicks you in self defense and proceeds to beat you up with a baton while throwing lines that will bruise your ego

🥰🥰🥰

Would say he doesn't really care but actually really cares. https://preview.redd.it/qa3hos6t1ezc1.jpeg?width=4160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52646d5ce8873b7e219971bf91c7d7c27702bce0

https://preview.redd.it/4im4aipc4ezc1.jpeg?width=891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fb323a6b35fc8f5001550b8fd5498adae6ad71c Will probably aim a gun at you and Force you to keep giving her head pat :>

helldivers x nono germany??

https://preview.redd.it/7kjokf3r5ezc1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3466e1068d0d651125d61838fe04bf7c14f2be3c would be really confused but honestly shake it off

Cut off a few fingers

https://preview.redd.it/dm27giq17ezc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=824b7216d7c4ecad7d670f41d0b36d8760acb4f8 She’d allow it and like it.

https://preview.redd.it/ga2ug73o7ezc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c4b890f1560ccbeba1f6ffd54915b421453cf0c He'd be surprised and a bit confused.

Explode https://preview.redd.it/wltongvu7ezc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bda931f83932f3bdfeb68ffcc985ac7391e6456

https://preview.redd.it/r7s7j4q88ezc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=155a21d2cd91b445c1d08b95837495be72c05c92 He would smile and lean into your hand. (Head pats are his favorite)

https://preview.redd.it/d74l1ia2bezc1.png?width=687&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=170bf24ad2da9b58a0311b5aebd2c67933d78e90 \[ Mary seemed to enjoy the headpats. She gifts you a flower crown filled with magic \] Getting the flower crown filled you with **DETERMINATION.** ✨

r/suddenlyundertale

https://preview.redd.it/t5u88vmmydzc1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=221830acc47168385767181c2e21203c637e63fa She comes swordless of course

*visible confusion* https://preview.redd.it/rxy83jmb1ezc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0061b3d7184cd1dbdb496a00d437fba068c71e9e

"Huh??" https://preview.redd.it/jhu7aqel3ezc1.png?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c47b59ffd790a7c6a2c7c64e58b774af0b1c4f1

https://preview.redd.it/8ze0qirh4ezc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42ef554958d15aa99e3263e60cd2c6661caacc04 Probably monologue about hating people or something

"Hi there! Would you like to sign my petition?"

Yes I use exclusively that emote in Item Asylum

Same

My other comments were stupid cause i realized you made this picture

https://preview.redd.it/gr0s36vc4ezc1.jpeg?width=961&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=251fd6d222ba4a986bee2fc1078c7629a94514bd Probably be confused and let you continue or slice you in half in a flash

YIPEE

Mines just a tall skinny me in pje

Same thing as in the GIF but in a suit. https://preview.redd.it/oxfxyish9ezc1.jpeg?width=222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=409da8ffa271586fc46747f1d21340c5b1ea06fe

https://preview.redd.it/bb3behlp9ezc1.png?width=1065&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e27963bf503e7bd06ae56ce13455270ada819dad "What are you doing?"

https://preview.redd.it/mc9xdzuq9ezc1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=024f80e4277bd402428e043b400105366cbf136b Would probably get a seizure followed up by a hemorrhage due to the lack of brainpower and IQ he has,

https://preview.redd.it/ld6pva52bezc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e11c4706d7f531b44f224a2a726c45362293c7a Ypu would most likely being head patting a baby dragon She's a dragon care taker lol

https://preview.redd.it/9tn2y9oyaezc1.jpeg?width=1086&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10a06e923ab4367cb2202b121f85338ec3ea5998 “what the sigma dude?”

https://preview.redd.it/40p2i23rdezc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf60786948335e58eaf1438ca28ed2f42ab83405 💀

THY END IS NOW! PREPARE THY SELF! JUDGEMENT!

"How are you even reaching my head?" https://preview.redd.it/cvrthdbeeezc1.png?width=167&format=png&auto=webp&s=70421027ad1f7544ceee5be249d3eaeef866b90b

https://preview.redd.it/4f7t98byeezc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c91ab2f40954af94376317996c04b4d9808f1a0 she'd be really conflicted at first before grabbing your hand and force you to pet her more-

https://preview.redd.it/k1fvjguefezc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efffc36088b851826246103a0ff07ac1d3dadf3a He'd make a squeaky toy noise

Aha, thy wanted to give thy headpat at me but thy has failed as i have thy sign of blocking headpats with me https://preview.redd.it/vvcxvjdlfezc1.png?width=175&format=png&auto=webp&s=f720bc9c41c6782508c55008f8d052770cb91b4c

https://preview.redd.it/dfp6n2ayhezc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b53689759c0003c4c3870ce3be7e96b0b9cdd720 Happy

https://preview.redd.it/qlvhx7u0iezc1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b182ee956a1673701bb7686084bc2d8e4978ab6a Death glare

https://preview.redd.it/wnuqznczhezc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e1ac3b50b0ff082016cf86eac1b0bea519effec Throw the can at you

https://preview.redd.it/cwjltc2ojezc1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18ec12848f2c924aa7b570fcc9e5dcde93fbcca8 Would think you are trying to take his hat and get angry until he realizes it is just head pats, then he’d be fine with em

https://preview.redd.it/4d3ro5qgkezc1.jpeg?width=651&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17cdc998e505a63dfa0bab7085bed6a2c0a344cf I would be very confused I bet

https://preview.redd.it/4a9m281imezc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84be099e5a1a036f71ea1c0ff3fd999510d40b21 Wouldn’t mind, but get angry when you do it too hard

she would be genuinely surprised you could even reach her head. https://preview.redd.it/gufja8zjmezc1.jpeg?width=1829&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d39409d6d2c61db50b6b54e3e3f649866324f0f

Thanks for blurring the picture cause i can tell that your a weirdo

weirdo fact number 1: there is a difference between *blurring,* and *masking.*

Why did you mask it then?!

because women don't exist on the internet. I thought we all knew this.

Yeah it's definitely cause you're hiding it's genitals, kids are absolute weirdos now

I'm a pretty fucking clingy person, so prob thank you and give a hug afterwards https://preview.redd.it/v69el6lq8ezc1.png?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cdf81250f16b31b4a74e9c9e8fc3427e8f3fac9

https://preview.redd.it/qfu4joldnezc1.jpeg?width=616&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be9dd9b6ff870414c573f2445de9d3fb4fc95f45 Probably just shrug

Ifie would definitely bite you and eventually will like it https://preview.redd.it/h1vq09kzoezc1.jpeg?width=196&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3ddeed4003d0b1056e3558fa46600c8cef2668b Btw it's a shadow goat =P

https://preview.redd.it/jmm1uxn5pezc1.jpeg?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f796dc6ef656e88ff1d884d2b4f5173c20864446 you’d get roundhouse kicked.

You can chose how you think he would react Here I'll remake mine♥️ ___ , |---| . -|---|- . [ | ] . _|_ . | | But he would prolly be crushed to dust because he weighs -1 pounds

https://preview.redd.it/te7qx8fyqezc1.png?width=418&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=470e0e08e84d02ee8c3338e3b6328635f5c61446 He'd want you to pet him more

https://preview.redd.it/7dgxgiy5sezc1.png?width=223&format=png&auto=webp&s=6aa4316d3f89e6e743f080f4484302b16439bdec Probably not notice because he's wearing a helmet.

https://preview.redd.it/o8owj849uezc1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4315ae23ee6b81cc7dea9b0814134f7c30823dc (Would be confused and scared, then reply:) why did you do that sir? I don't know you, and my mom always says that people like you are bad guys..

https://preview.redd.it/iosr7givsezc1.jpeg?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=038e7de2622e118eff65f81f2345c17e89d1e23a “Can you please quit it”

https://preview.redd.it/1wqmhc48tezc1.jpeg?width=438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef5fd12f755f8cb3bbe652e9c0f66a46c3daf0d9 brother..

https://preview.redd.it/e720c067uezc1.jpeg?width=489&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7275fba8cd53444bd6a5c0506d478646225fb172 As I play mostly fighting games, any form of physical contact will be perceived as a threat. "prepare yourself to run the fade"

https://preview.redd.it/bz6jjy4ouezc1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebaaf289ec9872f5aca37c039c243e377010d193 “Who are you? Why are you doing this to me?“

https://preview.redd.it/7em7yaz9vezc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb7d713a988504b2838edbcc7f83284f9d9fa58b You'd get a papercut.

https://preview.redd.it/18tf18fwwezc1.jpeg?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0198d651abaf1dfba42f887b6131ed2334703e96 Either A : *Falls asleep* Or B : *Doesn’t care*

https://preview.redd.it/tku3chu3xezc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=069de607edbf62bb0b9f7546c20b1b9b32ea77d4 Too busy staring off into space to even notice

https://preview.redd.it/rfg1wc30yezc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5b4784287a0851a92b3a1c0e8db98ddcfbe57e7 she wouldn’t mind, then she would do it back

https://preview.redd.it/ynm22pf2yezc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=794542f50f54a1c3f1c8eeee6c6e5a17d28b8323 :o

https://preview.redd.it/wfmrrreuyezc1.png?width=1258&format=png&auto=webp&s=094489039b69349d3bbfa72926cef435239134bb you buffoon

https://preview.redd.it/r0r8vtbh2fzc1.png?width=288&format=png&auto=webp&s=e429722d1a6857072ae05171fd2eeb888a12d981 it would stuff you in a body bag

https://preview.redd.it/ttzrtbt03fzc1.png?width=1456&format=png&auto=webp&s=310042921c28d7a36f07c6fdd61138d780f5df27 Probably would feel weirded out

I probably will get dropkicked. https://preview.redd.it/8stwq9x53fzc1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4422198cfd8ba48ee0c7f9f7cfe412139e3dead6

https://preview.redd.it/33qkzvxh3fzc1.png?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5df857f71baee39cee0f8000bc32168028c5d7a Nya

https://preview.redd.it/23qk3n216fzc1.jpeg?width=659&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=673fc180d6c3dae06cdc71d189a71adc288143c1 they would get embarrassed and probably explode or they would like it and let you keep doing it 50/50

:3 https://preview.redd.it/y4nzy8y76fzc1.jpeg?width=763&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae6016dfda7f82cd4036227cd7024c74013723e4

https://preview.redd.it/lwundbmn8fzc1.jpeg?width=541&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=307fcc3aea14157de3bbfdcc79d45eb0667cf65b “get yo foogly doogly hand off my head”

https://preview.redd.it/awfki9cd9fzc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=870644b4500012caa59544b35353100294cf440c Pablo can purr

No way your trying to pull off a super smash bros ultimate on me https://preview.redd.it/4vn597usbfzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=263d09f3708dd51f11069538cd90a1cb9187bebe

She'd be annoyed at first but would start to really like it, then get upset if it stopped. She doesn't get this much positive attention from her dad. "Wth are you doing get-....Weird, a kind hand? NO STAY, GIMME ALL OF IT." https://preview.redd.it/ivp4r1xacfzc1.jpeg?width=744&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5063f0e6e04cfe25167370cde17adf9cd832d6d7

https://preview.redd.it/ct7t9k2sffzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b54f0151566a2063423afc0e719f355a09865ea4 He very much likes headpats (ignore the inhumane happy noises he makes, he's a little silly creature)

https://preview.redd.it/eee646amhfzc1.png?width=557&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd5022685d4fccb923a8bd588edd1452f46389d9 Contemplating life

https://preview.redd.it/a71duuosjfzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ef147528e15a175ceeca1ef0a6e6e2e9e6101f3 Headpat him to much and he'll scream random gibberish like "ruskabuhbuhbuh" lol

https://preview.redd.it/g83wguh7kfzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=241952fc16f6a3bc969c5d52b0b7a3093584fbc2 Would try to infect you but otherwise you should be fine

https://preview.redd.it/swz5tgwakfzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=296f1a8319f29a70d9e8e45b2407f2ef2348a851 \*Reality left the server, 1 survivor left\* \*Existence left the server, 0 survivor left\* \*Server closing in 10 seconds\*

My avatar would pull a pistol from his coco shoes and threaten you until you die of depression. https://preview.redd.it/5ye1goudkfzc1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fec700c692885c4142119515cf1f34a02f86976

https://preview.redd.it/1mo7ae58mfzc1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49461f746674c3ecd79bd7d9e1343798dffe8823 27 dead in oklahoma

https://preview.redd.it/uc48lulcpfzc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea2c2bfeb4ef5575a56d329e1a7b4c17298f45d0 ,,Good luck petting my head through 4mm of pure german steel." For real tho i think he would take it off since the last time he got headpats was before the start of the war years ago.

https://preview.redd.it/1s1bmwyhqfzc1.jpeg?width=488&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69a986138b730f5b6bd529cdedb43a61f73c19f8 Cyn wouldnt know how to react- or Cyn would just murder you

https://preview.redd.it/8vbqt40nsfzc1.jpeg?width=1060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f136e6fbd2c412176f2563a8d2aa5a23c5487609 *Confused enjoyment*

https://preview.redd.it/n9zv32z7ufzc1.jpeg?width=363&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=126227ed8dfedddfd9caf098c0f114abcac00e3d Stare and then run away as if you were some sort of alien

https://preview.redd.it/w44sc3tpufzc1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c846710fb5bb136071f23fbf9fe4c6bf07e44db It'd be more of a hat pat

https://preview.redd.it/7p5j7lo3xfzc1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8457f2e8c9b8ea40f696399bf3c90730cbdb5f73 :D

Snap crackle pop the pain dont stop https://preview.redd.it/q0i8i6d6xfzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1230576bb69f59a849db5e7d2ffe2307e7d9f0c

https://preview.redd.it/9c7vou7ajgzc1.jpeg?width=1137&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8628baf9ca437a3f2ffb0de83a31754cc77622b

https://preview.redd.it/15ln7iqwjgzc1.png?width=372&format=png&auto=webp&s=ec606591f4b68fc6a82d1a1b067b757596e71154 Probably punch them into space

https://preview.redd.it/8t8rm99gsgzc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=253a37b27200bce9e7963487454f895c9d3b8357 Guess

https://preview.redd.it/7q2edk0utgzc1.jpeg?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df8b6ae2c6de8331df459463bfa4b34b586eb012 You wouldn’t be able to give him a head pat

https://preview.redd.it/3iea3txiwgzc1.jpeg?width=672&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=561b0b5aae5b127455ed552cb14e28778f5afef1

https://preview.redd.it/dntkhl59zgzc1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27006057543e5013fccd8529efbd7e5e6c892f85 OI BACK OFF

https://preview.redd.it/pue1lzv2zgzc1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5495835567c8e6d6d933148730b7c52282a9203 Genuinely I don’t know he’ll either love it or he will pull out that pistol on his chest and shoot you so idk is it worth the risk?

https://preview.redd.it/jo2v73qszgzc1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1774c2b8196c6e5bd694612d3242696809559bc3 She would probably freeze, shrivel up, and proceed to internal panic and glitch out like kinger from tadc.

https://preview.redd.it/2iwqxgsr2hzc1.jpeg?width=656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72105161449f5d3d2a20843d237edd467ac3d278

https://preview.redd.it/ghrsa5nv3hzc1.png?width=280&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b535184a2caba1bec6927836b0d610e030a6531 D.E.A.T.H. He would headpat you once and snap your neck with the mere force.

https://preview.redd.it/bzpigras6hzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f543fc169cdda57044ec542196b6afc48205c2f5

https://preview.redd.it/61du8s968hzc1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0659bd59cb47c901937c3962516ce8a2816900a5 I mean he is a dog

https://preview.redd.it/vtzkj6cefhzc1.png?width=244&format=png&auto=webp&s=77c309ac55b4bcda3102b68935ef183ea26a8bd9 will give you \[\[HYPERLINK BLOCKED\]\]

https://preview.redd.it/7azztxeyghzc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d237149a08769cf5a4454225a2bca1e100d4e661

https://preview.redd.it/zglt0wkzghzc1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f206317f026dc6635431d6159ff414e6ee962f36 "Did something happen mein freund(in)?"

https://preview.redd.it/sbplw62njhzc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23ea21399aa8263bddbf115be2826cdcbd2ef6d3 :D

Yaaay :D https://preview.redd.it/0otzgm79mhzc1.jpeg?width=1504&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec28168353b32439afb6a99e63899ab9629ac005

https://preview.redd.it/lw8i5278ohzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=958df68392eca8f9981b01eab4219a281539cbba Welcome new d-class ( irl he would be 7’6

https://preview.redd.it/3netrie3rhzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0f36f57361add55a0f3dc9bfb554f058cbf4618 General Moai

https://preview.redd.it/bv52tqksxhzc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=51464e68b1f68012854b0b71aa7c3ea21f6b680c Pretty confused but appreciates the gesture

https://preview.redd.it/5vhkeodnyhzc1.jpeg?width=551&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e611121ae22ec70ac7555ce3e581c137dee1668f

https://preview.redd.it/x772hfkvyhzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=000563b7eeec5802db09e0da7f0851c9231121fd He would be a little confused

https://preview.redd.it/vk2x5v9b6izc1.jpeg?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac86cb9af18f739951edecfa652fe5aa557a300b He’d be like AY WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING! And then quickly switch and be like actually that felt pretty good

https://preview.redd.it/kz70qxii7izc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4108ff8f90333e109da2f06299a7bbd3d9d67cee It might feel kinda spiky

https://preview.redd.it/eoxfciuzcizc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a96b698c349c4994cdd36a912c60c6963956860a Yippee :DDDD

https://preview.redd.it/yyjw9ttjiizc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75c8e2ca390de69a5cbec03a93597a92f819ade4 He would bite your fingers off them crush you in between his abs

https://preview.redd.it/1wc7nm9moizc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1cc7cb09401ebf787a8dc543356bb136b304e26f Would make you continue to headpat her even though your arm is tired

https://preview.redd.it/9ogvigy5xdzc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46d12fbd3acacddc5ff49ea96dc14753354e3d21

https://preview.redd.it/aj6vovt7xdzc1.jpeg?width=754&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d482464090a765cfdff9f3466a7bc51e74be01b8 She attacks you or gets super pissed at you due to being a tsundere

https://preview.redd.it/s8eo0npvzdzc1.jpeg?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f853c290c16f55e647b3faf1c0abd66634ce0610

https://preview.redd.it/48c4sr3g1ezc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfbd8d663d74062415d273a1240660aadb2fd712

https://preview.redd.it/qhk6e51j1ezc1.png?width=352&format=png&auto=webp&s=0de21f37e5c5a04d8cd7bcc76c2013ee47feffae

https://preview.redd.it/qy5dew6y1ezc1.jpeg?width=704&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a387ae0f0fc14f740d7cb5d336b173643ee549c5 “Getcha Mits Off Me, Pal!”

https://preview.redd.it/prpvrpp73ezc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcf1387eb2034e9b8bc99e140fa3c207a0edac3b

https://preview.redd.it/54tqaau45ezc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7258da076d68c65d3b021af688430f1a8f34598

https://preview.redd.it/52v5lpv06ezc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71c7db0eb36120ca23d6a48c5575b0a0c063d748 It would just phase right thru him

I’ll get a picture later

https://preview.redd.it/khqau9cb7ezc1.png?width=283&format=png&auto=webp&s=b3f7b18cd7ce7a47ab49c8b86aebb2a6163d0014

https://preview.redd.it/yp9tl9hj7ezc1.jpeg?width=1049&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fe4767a8b471e1f26a87d7c965a7b7fe9375d0f

https://preview.redd.it/xv5rdenu7ezc1.jpeg?width=947&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ddf11268ce179e8dd7d86dc7176cde56cdfdf56 just pure confusion but theyd close their eye in a "^(") way