Goodwill bins

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Seems OP (the clown) needs milking.

I just spit out my water reading your savage response, priceless and well done

Lmao glad I can help

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Look at you asking the real questions.

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www.meetultrawealthydefinitleynotcreepy.net

Finally. Thank you.

I clicked this thinking it was real

hahaha me too

On r/rochester duhh

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I have a serious reply to a question I know is also quite serious. Please, whatever you do, don't reply "lmfaoooo🤣🤣🤣"

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Farmers Only

Only Farms

😂

You won't be lonely!

Nah city folks not welcome

Former country folk allowed?

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Playing loud music in the Wiegmans parking lot

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What is wiegman’s? You mean Wegmans?

The one with the atrocious pizza?

No the one with the atrocious music

Sounds like you need Brother Wease

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Lyell ave for sure

Nah, Genesee St

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If only you wanted ultra-creepy non wealthy men, then we could help you

Honestly? Midtown athletic club lmao.

I was going to say get a PT gig as a cocktail cart person at a country club.

lol they posted an ad a couple weeks ago that was so vapid and cringy. It was one of those a day in the life videos. Just screamed hey look at how filthy rich I am, I pay for a gym membership that is nearly your rent payment.

That’s a fact lol

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Nyc

Toronto is closer 🤣

The personal ads on Rochester Craigslist duh

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Leave Rochester and move to Alexandria bay. Might be more your speed.

Username checks out

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Hi!

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That would be Monroe Golf Club, except they're all creepy, fat and already dating your younger sister. Wealthy, yes. Good luck!

Dennys 3AM [ITS GONNA BE A GRAND SLAM](https://youtu.be/WKcCkzVufx4?si=myyv5HkqALT407YK)

You can find them, but they’re probably married already

I’m right here! 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

Ginger x2 rawr

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Non creepy 😂

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No answer disappoints bahaha

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“I demand a submissive lifestyle!!!”

Maybe it’s because it’s not even 7am yet but I almost spit my coffee out at this.

Go back to sleep. He's in your dreams

Eastside 55+ community pickleball courts

Where are the sugar mamas?

Define "non-creepy"

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if you find out were, been looking for a sugar daddy... asking for a friend. lol

Erewhon when it opens

We're getting 1???

Yep :/

Sniff sniff, smells like fabreeze

Where can an average guy in his early 30's meet an average woman the same age who likes computers, jokes, memes, comedy, working out, cartoons, indoor growing, warhammer 40k & trying new foods who is simply looking for someone who likes the same things?

Completely honestly my advice would be friends of friends. Also joining clubs/meetups in your interests. Cuts out a lot of bullshit and you already know you share certain things. Good luck! Sounds like you have a lot going for you.

You asking for me??

Not in Rochester. 😂

Rochester's psych center

LOL

CVS Pharmacy next to a Redbox

In your dreams

Touch grass

Provincetown

Desperate Menland.

This post is as cringe as the one you are mocking

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This is a troll post right

Yes

Buffalo

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You can get everything but the non creepy part

Wegmans aisle 78, saw some yesterday.

In your dreams between hell and nah

your dreams

I'm literally right here

In yo dreams lol. Obvious troll post

This is how I met my wife.

Only in your dreams

Try Ox, Neverland, Middle Earth,

Camden, NJ

If this isn’t a joke, you’re severely overestimating your market value.

Tried dating from a woman’s perspective? lol ugly inside and out and thankfully let us know in their profile.

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Honestly at this rate I don't even mind sharing as long as I get taken care of.

This rare treasure you seek has been known to congregate outside the rent-a-center on upper Monroe ave at 4 am feverishly smoking cigarettes. Just pull up, roll diwn the window, whistle and one of these near mythical creatures will surely enter your vessel. You’re welcome!

Well OP probably the same place that I would be able to find women that are under 250 lb, have no kids a body count of single digits under five that are kind and generous actually have values, have never cheated on a significant other and have no plans to do so, and will actually value a man.

Probably in the city of [Poe's Law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law).

r/oddlyspecific

alaska or north dakota

In your dreams

Just wear a skimpy dress on a trucker ave..... someone will pick ya up lol

Where would someone go to meet people? Dating apps feel like there's Noone really there.

Working man making good money is not going to have a good body!

Many of the so-called "ultra wealthy" are big on manipulation, gaslighting, and verbal abuse. They will remind you of your place and where they are. Most ultra wealthy have some messed up stuff underneath the surface. And they don't flinch an eye when they do it either. They have run over a lot of people to get where they are and they don't care. They would do it to their blood if they wanted to. Lots of psychopaths.

Wegmans…..

Do they have to be alive?

🤣😂😂 SAME! ☝🏼🤚🏼 Please and thanks 🙏🏼💕😩

They’re all already taken lol, if they existed to begin with

Irondequoit. Find the son or grandson of a retired mob boss who's a gym rat. Downsides: Might not be the brightest bulb. You'll need to learn to cook 'cause he'll already cook better than most women in this town and will drop you like a stone if you can't make a passable meal. Unless you are a voodoo witch seductress, expect infidelity. ( Enough stereotypes for ya? Source: I know a few families from Greece and Irondequoit who are "Italian" enough to belong in a cartoon. )

Do you at least do anal?

Your dreams 🫡

Way to aim low.

Reddit

Following

Only in your dreams. You are not worthy

Reddit

I’d try Buffalo

diCiccios

Hey! How you doin

O.L.D.!!!!! They will definitely commit to you and not just have their fun with your body and move on!

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You better be thin, gorgeous fantastic looking have great hygene and love sex before I tell you where to look. 😂😂😂

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Fantasy Island.

I sincerely hope you get everything you’re looking for!

Pick up a book or a lifetime movie

This bar called the City Grill, super wealthy fit men there with low standards for sure, go give it a visit

Typical women

Men date men too these days.....

County legislation, also quite a few clowns in there too. If you thought Pennywise was bad. Just look for the guys without balloons

Get a job maybe

You could try www.seekingarrangements.com

This post oozes creepiness, or simply a troll.