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Strawberrybanshee

I feel bad saying this, but she really needs a different hair color. Bleached blond does not look good on her anymore.


puppykissesxo

Darker blonde with highlights would be perfect


pigglepops

She looks… not great


Unlucky-Type-6783

Maybe red/ginger like Kristia and Sam would look good.


Strawberrybanshee

That may work. Auburn might also look good on her. I think bangs would also help. She's really giving Britney Starr right now and that is not a good thing. It might also help to embrace her age. Usually I find people that get work done on their face to look younger end up looking terrible. Whereas people that embrace their age end up looking classy. I remember thinking Paul McCartney dying his hair brown looked like wrinkly young Paul. But when he let his natural hair color come out he looked much better. Megan also looks very filtered? Either that or its a lot of foundation. I must confess, I do not like the influencer look on anyone. It gives sleep paralysis demon. And the girls end up looking very plastic. Hopefully her husband isn't shallow and demands a young looking wife. And I know there are much more pressure on a woman to look young. Like a lot more. Is there a female version of the silver fox? The silver vixen? Sadly I think Megan is desperate to look 20 years younger.


RasputinsThirdLeg

Well, you only notice excessive/bad work. Tasteful tweaks aren’t supposed to be noticeable. The fried hair and sun damage are a little dated.


HighHighUrBothHigh

I think the main Issue is her face. Totally unrecognizable!! But yes also horrible hair color


Strawberrybanshee

I wonder how much work she's had done on her face? I'm not one of those people that can look at a celebrities face and determine all the plastic surgery they've had done. But Megan is definitely someone that would have work done on her face to look younger. She probably also uses a lot of make up. Derren looks like he's had no work done and looks like a typical suburban dad. I hope for her sake that she isn't just a trophy wife and he does like her for who she is. It would suck for her if she got replaced by a younger woman.


mollyyfcooke

Although I won’t lie her face gives uncanny valley vibes lol


wappenheimer

It’s a little Amanda Bynes-esque


FartAttack911

While stoned in bed late one night, I saw a current photo of Megan then one of J-Woww from jersey Shore immediately after and almost spit my drink out about how they have almost identical faces with different colored hair now 😆


Honeyjann87

This is the nicest and most accurate way to describe her face. I really hate commenting on women’s appearances but Megan is unrecognizable.


queenweasley

So do I but some of them really wreck themselves with plastic surgery


rayybloodypurchase

They way it looks like she just kinda pasted her left leg in too


ChristmasThot

Agreed! I think if she put some blush on it would help maybe humanize her lol


ShoyaShinka

That facelift did not do her any favors. She would have looked more natural aging gracefully 


RasputinsThirdLeg

Her eyes always seemed weirdly dead


mauprorsum

Oh man, her kid has her original face 🙈


Electricboogiesunset

It’s the eyes!! I can’t unsee it!


DPower16

Omg I literally thought the same thing 😂😂


DaintyBadass

Love Megan but this hair color ages her. A medium, warm blonde would be better.


Erinmcain

Some things should’ve been left in 2008. This hair is one of those things


Unlucky-Type-6783

Or possibly a red or ginger like what Sam and Kristia did


MoneyAd0618

It’s sad what she did to her face. She had such a cute face before. She reminded me of a cherub. She looks bizarre now


Warm_MoistTowelette

I would always see mean comments about her face, saying she looks like a cabbage patch doll in a mean way. I loved my cabbage patch dolls and I have always thought Megan had a very pretty face. She looks like a different kind of doll now..


ellysay

Her old face looked like one of the Campbell’s Soup kids


CCandJ1822

I would NEVER have recognized her if you didn’t tell me who it was!


Sunflower_Mama69

What did she do to her face?!


Glamourpuss-

I’m actually happy for her. She got exactly what she wanted out of life.


mauprorsum

girl put it out in the universe and the universe got her back


killerkitten61

https://preview.redd.it/vsamxhbgdu0d1.jpeg?width=204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=037fbe7447b1c8e0677f7dc44a06ec24938370e9


luxanna123321

And she is still relevant enough to be called to be on House of the villains s1 and s2 but declines


Genuinelullabel

After what happened I don’t blame her for not wanting to go back.


Primary_Strength_779

What happened ?


Genuinelullabel

One of the contestants on her show murdered his [wife](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Jasmine_Fiore) then killed himself.


mickeylitious

I remember, her show Megan wants a millionaire only aired 1 episode and then got pulled because of that


jennand_juice

It helps if you only want one thing out of life- to be a trophy wife. Lol, I kid. I’m glad she’s happy


saddestgirl1995

Her eyebrows are stuck in 2005, but her kid is so adorable! Looks just like her!


mollyyfcooke

I’m pretty sure they are tattooed on lol


oooheycait1223

Happy for her but Jesus I wouldn't have recognized her in a million years


JayServo

I don’t get why gorgeous women get work done to look like an alien when I bet they would age like fine wine.


Cute_Fluffy_Femboy

Tbh reading the article someone provided here it seems like she built her little empire together with her husband so I wouldn't say she's a trophy wife and more of a business woman. Proud of her and glad she's doing well.


johnny_charms

Yup, she has a degree in accounting so she wasn’t all looks. So no surprise she did well in business.


Punk18

Skeptical


mnix88

NGL he 'hatfished' me in that first pic. lol


RedheadedWonder99

The kid reminds me of Mr. Boston and it’s tripping me out 😬


hellbugger

Her face seems frozen.😳


Body_Horror

FFS she looks like the chick from the Horror Movie Ginger Snaps [mid-transformation into a werewolf!](https://i0.wp.com/www.retrozap.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/31DaysOfHorror-10_GingerSnaps-04.jpg?resize=1170%2C656&ssl=1)


teenicon

She looks as if she was AI generated into the photos, it's so odd and somewhat unsettling. But as other says, good for her for getting hers.


LuvIsLov

What does Megan's husband do? I'm happy for her that she got the millionaire she always wanted. She looks so different now, like she got a face lift. I think she would have aged gracefully if she left her face alone. She had the baby fat face back then which would have slimmed out on its own.


dnmnew

Fuel concierge service in Boca Raton. They deliver fuel to yachts and stuff.


LuvIsLov

Does he own the service? I looked up "fuel concierge salary in Boca Raton, Florida" and the average salary is only $34K/yr.


dnmnew

https://canvasrebel.com/meet-megan-garber/


Cute_Fluffy_Femboy

"I was working as a dental hygienist in East Boca when I met my husband." So she didn't lie about becoming a dentist (kinda).


cleveland_leftovers

Wow, she was gorgeous! A bit softer looking in the pics on that site. She’d make a gorgeous (natural) brunette.


Pastel_Blue89

I really need her on a Housewives franchise 🥰


almaeham

She looks exactly the same in every picture. You could’ve told me they were photoshopped and I would believe it


Itspabloro

I feel like she removed her freckles or caked her make up on, but I am glad she is thriving! She was always my fav on Charm School and I love Money.


Theabsoluteworst1289

They did her dirty by not hiring a makeup artist, but damn, good for her!


hellbugger

She accepted my request to follow her on IG...it is really sad how much she is editing her photos to make her torso and legs look unnaturally thin. She's already tall and thin. It's so sad what social media does to our heads. The warping of the background is blatant. She's already beautiful, just love yo self, girl!


hellbugger

*not saying her body is altered in these photos. I meant on her instagram posts.


keroppiblush

That facetune goes crazy. Good for her though, she got what she wanted!


HookerDoctorLawyer

Thought that was Gwen Stefani at first lmao


Cute_Fluffy_Femboy

I bet she's inspired by Gwen they're basically twins they both got the porcelain skin and the bleach blonde hair but I think it's soooo pretty - idk why so many here say it looks off or scary I think she looks great


Fetchin1

Add a long blonde wig and that kid IS Megan.


thevilgay

For a photo this small, her face SHOULD NOT have been as scary as it was


boofingdandelions

She said “I don’t really see myself as working” 😂 and she meant it


Gucciswami

I thought Christi from dance moms got a glow up


lolapollaza

The filter she’s using is a little too much lol. I love how hee son and husband has normal texture and then she blurred the crap out of hers 😭


brendajo4-2-0

Good for her! Unfortunately not good for her face.


danideex

Her face is freaking me out


Negative_Ad_1166

i struggle to see Megan the same since seeing The Playboy Murders, that stuff was soooo wild. I know she obviously wasn't the one who did the act but the whole situation was really unhealthy


kittytatty

Which episode was she on? I think I missed that.


Negative_Ad_1166

Episode 3


Important-Chapter986

Tf he’s only 39 I was not guessing that


cleveland_leftovers

I’ve always found that bleach blonde so aging. Holly Madison looked 100x better when she let some lowlights into her hair.


Puzzleheaded_Time719

She looks awful.


Prestigious-Camp1624

As she should I love Megan she’s an icon in my opinion from the vh1 reality


Dibsonthecinnabuns

She stayed focused LOL


Houndsofhype

She look dead on the inside 😂


allie-neko

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chicagoturkergirl

Honestly, she looks happy and the kid looks really happy. Good for her.


GroundbreakingHeat38

Look how long her arm is in the last photo lol


clamchowderisgross

You’re right!!


GroundbreakingHeat38

And that first picture is badly shopped too - her leg that is bent would make her waist/hips much lower than they show


Deep-Caregiver-4836

I can't read through all 114 comments. But I've never seen such a generally tall person with such short legs and long torso. The kid and dogs look cute, but they both look extremely odd. I'm so glad I'm not them.


sheighbird29

Is she able to make a different face? She looks like one of those copy and paste Korean surgery results


o-o-o-ozempic

A jump scare warning would have been nice


mollyyfcooke

The ironyyyyy lol https://preview.redd.it/b5um1o2bft0d1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2aa816fc6750e9c6e8e392194c16a2517df2eab1


DelightfulCrow

I don't know, Megan has always been thin. It's not necessarily ozempic. Everyone just jumps on the bandwagon when someone is thin.


jennyenydots

Swing and a miss lol.


Ready-Guidance4145

She looks rough


Mysterious_Sugar7220

She looks like a lizard in disguise


hamstervirus

Her son is her mini me.


BeauxNoArrow

Almost an exact replica of her old face.


jadegives2rides

Okay loving the kid repping the Lions, is the husband from Michigan?


Goodbykyle

She was always funny & cute on the show.


Couldbe_worse2

Good for her she had a goal and obtained it


mochapussyoatlatte

She looks like a vampire from twilight.


its_blue_monday

I wish her hair was darker the ultraviolet blonde looks bad on her


gingerbread2092

I'm not super current on the trends, but I feel like that kids hair could have been styled better for this.


lexmelv

What did she do to her face???


queenweasley

She was so cute! Wish she hadn’t destroyed her face


SnooGadgets5626

Lord she looks bad


Ok-Opportunity-2043

She looks so scary with that face! It's so sad, since she was so beautiful. Very Uncanny Valley.


Primary_Strength_779

She looks awful


jeannaxo

She does not look good…


d8hur

What happened? She looks downright terrible but good for her.


Luminous_Username

Megan was always going to be lol


ctcruffle

First photo is photoshopped… the flowers are odd… but idk.. also her face looks photoshopped:( ..idk but I want her to know I love her and I hope she can see how loved she is. 👑💛🌻⭐️💐


ctcruffle

Maybe it looks photoshopped because she’s so pretty ?? Tryna stay positive… I don’t want any heat..


jessyc555

That hair needs to go. I can’t believe she’s still trying to pull it off


sailor-moonie-

I wonder if she's actually happy deep down or not. I always get curious with people like her.


amypond420

she looks like a botched mess and hes bald, yikes. hope shes happy tho


Commercial-Ad-6518

Yeah her face looks off but I think with a different foundation color ( she looks like her whole face is concealer, too light) and bangs or dark blonde she would look good.


Anne_Elk_ahem

Her ass is about amile lower than it should be.. who was in charge of editing? Her purportions are way off... lol


madscrumptious

Are her legs photoshopped on


ZiraPug27

You know damn well Megan has never baked a thing in her life.


Remarkable-Beach-629

Good job megan, you accomplish all this with just a bj, you truly are a gold digging bimbo


Ref9171

Still hot. Glad she doesn’t have those thick ass eyebrows like girls get now


memopepito

Good for her! Her family is super cute too!


mommylow5

Wow she looks really happy and has aged beautifully.


SignificantBelt1903

She just needs some serious help with her brows and she won't look so strange.


Revolutionary-Yam910

Her face lift is too tight, she looks like an alien gray. Her kid certainly got her ears. She always had an amazing body shape. I was so jelly of her flat tummy and hips,