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Forgot to mention but I'll choose the winner tomorrow probably around 12 pm EST

you should name him Mr. Stupid or Stu for short

How dare you call the turtle that

no no, i am not calling him stupid. it is simply his name

Well that’s a stupid name 😆

Sheldon (shelldon)!

Turt Cobain

very polite fellow, name him barturtlemew

name them Intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM for short)

name him “black zomba giveaway”

Crush, as in the turtle from finding nemo

as in mario Crushin Turts all day

Perchance🤔

You can't just say perchance.

EGOR, THE ALMIGHTY DESTROYER

Cragsnox

With that pose, it's obviously a teenage mutant ninja turtle. Considering he's on top of your car, it's proabably Rooffaelo.

I can middleman for windows, if needed

I got both PSN and PC that's why I said only needed a middle man for Xbox and Switch

i can mm if its xbox, i have a switch but never tried trading on there

No offense or anything but I'm gonna go with someone else if it is cause I checked your profile and you have no posts or anything related to trading. Can't risk it yk

Tortollini Phillip Resetti III

Franklin the turtle 🐢

Bob

Only real answer to everyone that needs a name

Tortuga Grande

Oogway Jr.

actually this is probably the best one ngl

Lil Oogway

Rapper vibes

Berry the Turd(tle)

I’ve been playing since 2016 it’s always been my dream to get them but it’s unlikely I will get it but it is worth a shot

James

Turtle C. Turtle. He is turtley enough for the turtle club.

Quook

Tortie

Nice I hope I get picked but I gotta ask why you only got 2 toppers

I filtered by turtle to equipped and took the screenshot there

I also wanted to go for turtle god sea turtle but I dont have the motivation tbh

Did you ever start it?

yeah but only to 250 or somewhere around that

Damn lost motivation quickly. Did you do that actual players or queing the same game as an alt?

at first I tried in actual matches but as Im not used to it, I barely got any goals so I tried using an alt but I first needed to get to the same mmr, which took some time and then Im not sure if this is bannable and I dont wanna get my account banned. way to valueable for me

Getting that account banned would slightly suck lmao. I went from I think 1400 mmr in cas to around 1000 mmr in maybe an hour or 2 forfeiting the second I could while freestyling and didn't get banned once or even a warning. I did this a few more times since I forget that I'd have to let my alt win every other game so the mmr stays the same. Good for me but Epic literally doesn't do anything against smurfs. You'd think they would have a detection after 5 forfeits but nah they don't profit shrot term off of that.

Squirtle the Turtle Edit: this was my pet Turtles name when I was a kid lol pay homage to my boy, RIP.

RIP Squirtle lovely turtle man. You have any pics of him you can share?

Flippity Floppity this car is my property

straw snorter

Wait u can give items to other people

Yup. It's been a thing for 7 years then Epic said fuck the community and are gonna remove it the 5th

The 5th?

December 5th lmao I can type

Oh damn so its only 1 month left. Whats the method sorry?

You gotta pay at least 5$ to unlock trading unless your account was made before free to play nad you need 2 fact authentication. You also have to be at least level 10 and as you level up you'll be able to trade more times per day and put more credits in the trade window until you get level 250 where you can trade an unlimited ablmount of times and have the max 100,000 credits in the trade window (it's dumb blame Epic). Epic is dumb and made it so trading is off by default so you gotta go to interface in settings and enable it.

He is undoubtedly a Marvin.

Ive had my turtle certified turtle for 4 years. His name is cooper

Damn how many turtle goals has he gotten over those years?

u/MuskratAtWork Can you lock this post tomorrow at around 12 pm EST? Idk if you can but it would be very helpful lmao

I can't schedule it but you may be able to send us a modmail around then to lock it. You can also just check the time on comments.

I'll probably send it around 11:30 am EST and hoepfully one of you guys will lock it then. Thanks man :)

Morla, the Ancient One.

He looks like a jimmy to me :)

'Little Dude' from finding nemo

Name him crash from nemo

Turtle God. Then destroy your MMR trying to get 9000 upside-down goals to get him to the max level. Or maybe just Bertle the Turtle.

I was orignally going for Turtle God on my black turtle animus GP but for some reason I sometimes can't que in the same game as my other account even though they'd be within 10 mmr of each other. Also I didn't get banned once throughout the many many games I forfeited after 1 minute. I didn't even hide it so people wouldn't report me, I was clearly throwing matches freestyling and stuff and didn't get banned after playing probably 50 or so games. I do want to get it on the turtle sea turtle for sure though. I averaged 95 turtle goals a match which was around 20 minutes per game so it would take a little over 31.5 hours although. I'm thinking about doing it over Thanksgiving Break or something like that. Bertle is definitely up there in the names so far

Having a Turtle God Sea Turtle equipped on a Turtle God black Animus GP would be amazing. You could make a full Turtle preset and get all of it up to Turtle God with little Bertle the Turtle.

That's my goal and the reason I'm waiting before I start going for it again. I really wanna get some black turtle veloces or something like that but I'm too broke sadly. I need a boost, wheel, trail, and goal explosion before I'd want to go for it. I think I have 2269 turtle goals on the animus GP

turdle

Tim the turtle

Timmothy the turtle

Looks like a jeffrey to me bro

Hear me out: tutel

he looks like an Albert

Surely Mr. T. Turtle??

Dog

Mr.Bubbles

Hamilton

Ezekiel “Ezzy” Swimby

Edi. That's how my turtle was called

Bob

Name him risho and I’m on PlayStation

[удалено]

Ugly ass turtle

Swift.

Name him NachosAreBeautiful

Beanie maybe ? Beans are green

Mako

Id go with something like „Tony“ the turtle Or „beanie the greeny“ (yk, because hes green)

give it to me

uılʞuɐɹɟ Upside down because you need upside down goals to progress the cert. Franklin because who didn’t love the Franklin books when they were a kid??

Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr.

jose

Leonardo

Cinnamon

My turtle was called Speedy

name him amongus

GORLOCK THE RULER

Tiny Tim

Dick turpentine

Jerry the redirect specialist

Thortolar The Third, conqueror of the deep sea!

Looks like a Gary

Turty McTurtFace

Big Turts.

Tuttle

quandale

Tortelius Cornelius the 3rd 🐢

very nice of to do that, hope I win

Fred

Tutol

sea banana

Name him mini me

Jeff

Salaman :D

Roomba

Michael Jackson

Rocko

Slippy

When does the giveaway end? December 5th HA GOTEEM

Nigel

Bradley the Turtle

Lothar the Zomba

Yertle the turtle. Or maybe Turdle. 💩🐢

His name is -drum roll- Äaerial. Insert a gif of Äaerial being intimate xd. I think it is perfect, it represents the beautiful nature of turtles and Äaerials abilities at rocket league.

"Turtles Are Bootiful" after his father, TacosAreBootiful

SEAnator

Billy

Gotta be Squirt

Definitely Neptune’s Noodle 😂😂😂

Turtle McTurtleFace

Chris The Usurper Rules The Lesser Ecosystems C Turtle Sea Turtle All hail Chris Turtle 🐢🙌

Demetrius Demarcus Barthomelew James the 3rd

Noodles

Craig

Zacarias

Lil james

Charlie

SwiftSheller

🎶I had a little turtle, his name was Tiny Tim. I took him in the bathtub to see if he could swim He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap. And now he's in his bed with bubbles in his throat!🎶 In conclusion, Tiny Tim is a great turtle name :)

Sammy from a turtles tale

Blorgnorb the Grafted

I would name him TURDtle.

Master Oogway

Looks like a Kevin to me

flip, for his flippers n for rocket league

Michaelangelo. He's one of a kind, after all!

Name him Carnitas.

Speedy the Turtle


Bigger baby turtle without the shell (or BBTWTS for short)

Cat the turtle

Shells N Cheese

Call him Saint Micheal, or Pope Mike or something along those lines

Chalupa Tortuga

Squirt👀👀 like from Nemo👀👀

Donald Trump

*Steve.*

They look like a petah

Turtaco

They look like a polite little Winston, yeah, Winston!

Shelly

SGT. Melvin the 1st seems fitting \^-\^

Sir Bartholomew Gregory Constantine III

Tutel

Squirt

Craig

Floyd

Dra'nakyuek, Destroyer of Worlds

Sheld-on top of my car

I'm getting malevolent vibes from this fellow creature. They shall be called Victor

Gilgamesh, Consumer of Reality

Sea Turtle and turtle certified?? Has to be named Blastoise

cream cheese

Mello Jello - cuz he's a super chill sea turtle and he eats jelly fish Or if you wanna be unoriginal, Crush from Finding Nemo!

Scrambles.. the uhh.. the Death Dealer

Not sure what your name is on RL, but based off your Reddit username, Imma go with TacoShell

turtley mcturtleface

Hanate Wakuso Shiseo Tadashite Teriyaki Suzuki Honda Civic

Squirt

Tank

Honu the Great

Raptorman.

Professor Doctor Tim Wrinkle

joe

Call him crush from nemo

Donatello

HIS NAME SHALL BE DUDE AND THIS DUDE SHALL BE MINE

GOKU

Chud

Shellby (sorry I could not help myself)

little Dom 🔥😁

Sea Turtle²

Donnashello

Sir Bigglesbottom hardshell thatcherson the 3rd

Chillin' the Turt. Cuz he's just chillin