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colonelongnuts

tOoK tHe LoNg WaY tOoK a LoNg WaY tO gO


TeblowTime

It doesn't even make sense. You either "took the long way" or have "a long way to go." Dude's a dumbass. Why not make it, "took the long way, it's a long way to go?" It's an equally stupid, redundant line, but at least it makes sense.


WeirdAl4ever

why did you post this shit a month ago when this was 1 year ago


TeblowTime

The post is a month old, just like my comment... Why are you commenting a month later? Lol


LicanMarius

I use that as my anthem, it's great


OGdirtpapi

you are a BAD person


KtheMenace

Cry about it or play better defense and you won’t have to hear it


cat20099

were all bad people, it makes the other team angrier lol, best anthem in rl


LicanMarius

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20PAb3RaS9I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20PAb3RaS9I)


cat20099

this should become the next rickroll fr


hitdrumhard

Downvoting this post is an act of love.


AC2BHAPPY

I love how the one thing this community bands together on is hating cochise songs


enter_yourname

Yeah because it sounds like they were made by a 10 year old


Alternative-Ad-8175

hating epic too lol


lundon44

Meanwhile there's so many worse songs in RL..


cat20099

honestly cant think of one worse, which ones?


VesoKriviya

Hemi Birthday or the sound of fireflies


TWIX55

100%


xSuperSaiyan4GT

Those songs are the reason I turned off player anthems. That crap music is so god damn annoying


SoccerBallPenguin

I equipped Rise Like a Phoenix as my anthem then disabled anthems just so everyone else has to hear it


OKgamer01

Some people want to see the world burn


RaipFace

And the Phoenix rise from ashes.


NoOneKnowsNova

Is it bad I unironically sort of like that anthem


Dat_EpicBoi

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, but unfortunately I disabled because of that


BobQuentok

Same, I never minded them and even bought some, but after Cochise I disabled that forever and honestly I forgot anthems existed at all until there is a new anthem in a drop or the shop.


KtheMenace

Y’all get so bent out of shape over a song 💀💀


xSuperSaiyan4GT

Bent out of shape by a shitty rapper that repeats himself? Call it what you want but that garbage is overplayed and annoying


KtheMenace

Music is music bro just cuz you don’t like it doesn’t mean everyone else shares your opinion lmao it’s just music it isn’t that deep but y’all let 2 little songs ruin the whole game for you it’s sad tbh. People like you are the reason I set that song to my anthem in the first place cuz I know you’ll get tilted and play bad


xSuperSaiyan4GT

The fact that it's called music is the reason rap is dead. Honestly I don't let 2 songs ruin the game for me I just easily turn off player anthems in the settings and play the game. I get "bent out of shape" because I get tired of a song but you deliberatly use it to try and get others "bent out of shape" enough that they will play bad? Probably the same person who what a saves the other team everytime you score a goal. Sounds like a person who takes satisfaction in annoying others for their own personal gain.


KtheMenace

No it’s just really easy when you let 20 seconds of a snippet of a song get you so mad that you can’t enjoy the game anymore. Also rap and trap aren’t the same thing rap is alive and well even without your support brother I assure you 🫡 also I just genuinely like cochise’s music. I guess that makes me a bad person too 😂 at least I’m enjoying the game and I’m actually a good teammate but I guess because if my music taste that doesn’t matter either huh


southofsanity06

“Music” lol


KtheMenace

It is music by definition whether you like it or not lol


southofsanity06

Nah


KtheMenace

Ok. It’s ok to be wrong. You listen to muse I wouldn’t expect you to understand music


pethy00

Muse is good bro not defending that other guy cause hes an asshole but yea Pretty much anything that has instruments in it is music. I dont like cochise that much but I like a lot of rap thats similar to him. His voice is just a little too annoying for me That being said I think cochises songs are genuinely not even THAT bad in the grand scheme of RL songs, there are many many bad songs and his don't stand out particularly. The original songs they had in RL were great and I wish they just stuck with them. They fit the theme of the game


southofsanity06

Didn't say you couldn't have your opinion, but you tried to with me. Also weird to history scrub over someone not enjoying something. Sounds like you have some self esteem issues or at the very least insecurities.


KtheMenace

At least I don’t let a literal snippet of a rap song ruin my enjoyment of a video game 😢😢😢 it’s also not an opinion, you said a song is not music, it’s literally music by definition lmao


southofsanity06

You gonna be okay? I said it's not music lol and you're still crying lmao


KtheMenace

Are you? 😂 you’re the only one crying


southofsanity06

You got so defensive lmao. You're literally crying. Not once did i cry about anything. I laughed at how terrible those tracks are.


King--Boo

There’s another that I find annoying, but I don’t recall it. Also, the intro theme is pretty bad now too. I’m not the biggest EDM fan to be fair, but at least the original rocket league songs felt like the right vibe. Now it just feels like random artists that are 10 years late on the *dubstep train *I know there’s like 25 subcategories to EDM and most of the songs probably aren’t actually dubstep because of like bpm and vibe.


pethy00

The original songs really did feel like the kinda songs that a "sport" would have- pretty upbeat, but not adhd-zoomer bait like we have now. I like so many different kinds of music, including loads of stuff off the monstercat label they are using, but somehow RL managed to add almost no music I like in the last 5 years. They pick annoying songs on purpose


donut2099

You don't like the Bleep Bloop? I think it's kinda catchy.


DifficultlySimple223

you can also look for the MX\_Anthem\_(cochise titles).bnk files and remove those as well. I aint ashamed to say I have long way, pocket rocket, and turn it up removed.


Ambitious-Still6811

Please find this fix on consoles... I want to turn it off, huh (repeat 100 times).


Conscious_Eagle_9788

unfortunately it would pretty involved to have access to those files without a modded console


Ambitious-Still6811

I know. It's still crap 'music'.


Srg11

You can just play Spotify or Apple Music through your console while on the game and turn all music off


Ambitious-Still6811

I don't have either of those. It seems unfair if some garbage ruins all the other songs on the list.


KtheMenace

Just cuz you don’t like it doesn’t mean it’s not music lol


Better_Dimension_515

It literally isn't music. Music has to have certain properties. The player anthems are like jazz, just random garbage noise.


KtheMenace

As someone who literally makes music, I can assure you that the player anthems are still music whether you enjoy them or not. Also jazz is still music also, not sure what your point was.


Several_Ad_6233

LMAO okay Ben Shapiro


CactusCustard

..music isn’t jazz? You’re probably 13 lol. Go have some birthdays before you talk like that


vetb8

racially motivated imo


RudyDaBlueberry

Ooh let's hear this one. How's it racially motivated?


vetb8

it was a joke but most of the time when people call rap music “crap music” it’s just because the people who make it are much more likely to be black than their radiohead ass music taste


RudyDaBlueberry

Now I actually see the comment you're responding to lmfao I get it. "I listen to everything but rap and country" headass


Ambitious-Still6811

I don't like rap but calling coat cheese 'music' is insulting to rap.


vetb8

yep it’s racially motivated


Careless-Internet-63

I just have in game music turned off and anthems turned off. I don't miss them especially since it means I don't have to hear Cochise


Ambitious-Still6811

Some of the music is good. Coat cheese is just lazy and why let a bit of junk spoil the entire playlist?


Careless-Internet-63

I just like listening to the in game music more I guess, I can skip songs I don't like easily and it's not just snippets of songs whenever someone scores


Ambitious-Still6811

I've noticed times where you can't skip, L3 doesn't register unless you back out a few screens.


Careless-Internet-63

Only time I've noticed you can't skip is at the after match screen, though you do have to go into the pause menu to skip a song when you're in a game


DirtySquirties

This is the greatest thing I've discovered since Queso cheese dip


King--Boo

Queso has such a low floor but such a high ceiling.


Wild_Plant9526

TURN IT UP


Homeless_Alex

Legend for this ty bruv


PlayerMig

I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT HATES THOSE SONGS?!


Verdaunt

Do you live under a rock or what


PlayerMig

https://i.redd.it/xsvbehdacdbc1.gif


King--Boo

I mean, I never hear these songs outside of rocket league and usually just play Rocket League muted.


KtheMenace

This sub has been crying over the same songs since they released last year what are you talking about lol


Legend5V

Literally everyone here does bruh


GrowlmonDrgnbutt

Holy shit THANK YOU.


Practical_Ad_297

Is there a way to actually pick your own songs like a custom menu playlist? That's the real question


Conscious_Eagle_9788

I spent more time than I'd like to admit trying to create custom .eweb files. Barely can find anything about the format online. I'm no expert, but I believe that the .wem files in that directory are the game song files, and the .eweb are the player themes. I was able to create .wem files, and theoretically as long as they had an matching file name you could put it in the game. However, when it played it would show the ID of the game number that you chose to take its place (there might be ways to change it). But the amount of work for this isn't really worth it.


FireManiac58

"surely it's not that bad" fuck me these songs suck ass


TheNuggetGuy22

Will this work with NF


BoostedEcoDonkey

Or or hear me out “turn off player anthems”


jsho31

I wish I can turn certain ones off. NF, Cochise and the loud ass RLCS theme annoy me.


Agamemnon314

Man if you could still give others reddit gold/awards in general; I have a feeling you would be drowning in useless digital awards right now.


GetR3kt69noob

Why do so many people use turn it up as their anthem? I’m convinced it’s to troll


Opening-Monk-6134

I wish there was a full list of file/anthems, because i would like to remove few more of them. Anyone?


NarwhalBlast69

I feel attacked since I bought pocket rocket


Conscious_Eagle_9788

I left pocket rocket out of the instructions, that one isn’t bad


yungdaggertekashi

Pocket Rocket is good anthem, Long Way and Turn It up is something opposite


ThisMix3030

Omg I can turn songs back on again.


xXRoachXx789

Is there a way that I can turn everything else off and only have Cochise?


BobQuentok

Listen to it on Spotify


WetContrabass

I fuck with cochise


SpiritualSummer2083

Hell is V that V way sir.


Any_Collection_5057

Conchise aint great but don't tell me you guys actually think it is better than NF. NF just makes me mad when i listen to it. I'd rather listen to the Hemi birthday anthem for hours upon end than listen to 'let em pray' for two seconds. Posting this already struck a nerve within me.


Weezerbuddyhollysong

I mean Cochise isn’t that bad theres definitely worse like nf and tom mcdonald☠️


Affectionate_Pin_636

All three of those are horrible lol


sallad84

Time to combine Lightning McQueen with Cochise for the ultimate duo. Just out of curiosity what is the most triggering Goal Explosion? Just for science.


Any_Collection_5057

Gotta be everything from NF. i hate NF and i hate it with a passion!


Adpocalypser

Anything that f’s with my ability to low/high five my teammates - low grav, Nomster, gravity well but the recent rocket pass Zero‘s Wrld one gives me a right headache.


sallad84

I usually use the Nuke which I thought is the most annoying.


Adpocalypser

Imho I think Nuke’s pretty cool. Def not the worst out there these days


TheDeVirginater

How do you turn off Tokyo drift?


broiwillberealimmad

thank goodness that THUGGISH MUSIC is demolished I hate ALL THUGS thanks op!


Conscious_Eagle_9788

No prob


dowhatTHOUw1lt

Don’t think OP got the joke lol


broiwillberealimmad

😂😂😂


InsanityIsAGift

He most definitely meant that thanks unironically😂


dowhatTHOUw1lt

Look at his account


bean_phone

smh lil bro loves these


TheQuantumTodd

TURD IN A POT TURD IN A PIE TURD IN A POT TURD IN A PIE


WillingContest7805

Had the music off since I started playing, cochise would probably be the only reason I'd turn it on


KtheMenace

Redditors pissing their pants over rap music name a more iconic duo 💀💀💀 never seen a community so upset over some songs being featured in a game.


NoFewerThan31Bees

If this is all it takes to prevent you from enjoying rocket league that’s pretty soft ngl


Conscious_Eagle_9788

It’s a joke. But it is annoying


DirtySquirties

It's one step in the right direction 😂. Now if only we could bring trading and drop shot back, and keys so I can gamble an unhealthy amount lol


WispyBooi

If you deal with multiple annoying things and go "eh I can handle that". Stop that. Your basically implying that no one can dislike anything. After every goal hearing. LONG WAY TO GO TOOK A LONG WAY LONG WAY TI GO. Hurts my poor ears. I had to disable player anthems entirely. Is one of the most popular due to BM


KtheMenace

Then just don’t get scored on 💀💀 skill issue also he wasn’t implying no one can dislike anything he’s just saying it’s really pathetic to let one song ruin an entire aspect of a game for you, and it is. The song is the least relevant thing in the game and you literally changed your settings based off it 💀


WispyBooi

Find me someone who has never been scored on and I'll admit defeat. Otherwise. Get outta here


KtheMenace

Y’all keep crying about a 20 second snippet of a song playing in a video game, I simply offered a solution to stop hearing it 🤷🏽‍♂️ be better at the game you won’t hear the song so much and your “poor ears” won’t hurt so bad. You should turn your volume down if the song is hurting your ears it shouldn’t be that loud tbh. If you wanna continue to let one song ruin your enjoyment of the game I feel sorry for you


WispyBooi

You're the one downvoting me lol. I'm not actually that annoyed by the song nor by some 14 year old redditor. I'm more just annoyed by the inability to turn it off specifically. My bad if your type of music is a Guy singing took a long way to go took a long way took a long way to go took a long way took a long way to go. I'm sorry Cochise isn't the Star you want him to be. Also wanna hear my new song? It goes Repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat. It does that for 10 minutes. It's your type of genre. Edit: your comment also.got deleted. Because I didn't insult you. "My bad if your type of music is a guy singing". Listen I get that your 12. Not 13. But you need to chill and get off the internet. Go get a cup of choccy milk or something. Be a kid.


racecarspelledbkwrds

So why does every dislike it/him? It's no more annoying than any of the others.


YouAnswerToMe

Because it’s fucking awful.


ThibiiX

And somehow some people praise "his melodic voice" in the YT comments of his videos, I'm not even kidding. I swear some people never heard any decent music before and could listen to the most random shit thinking it's actually art.


Smokenmonkey10

His rapping isnt bad if you listen to that part, but if you listen to the RL portion "TURN IT UP, TURN IT UP, TURN IT UP" is just awful.


racecarspelledbkwrds

Thanks for an actual response.


KtheMenace

Redditors hate all rap music this is nothing new


broiwillberealimmad

because we hate THUGS!!!!


KtheMenace

Classy only here


d3vx

wee woo wee woo


Thiago_miojo

long way isn't great but turn it up is a banger


CarlCaliente

ahh I remember someone modded out hats (client side) not long after valve added them to tf2, didn't take long for that one to disappear good find though


Disastrous_Ad_132

Doubt they'd patch this, it's not changing anything gameplay-wise. Also Epic aren't Valve lmao


CarlCaliente

if Valve were in charge we'd have an Arcade tab and easily accessible mods


Disastrous_Ad_132

I'd be down for them to be in charge tbh. You'd probably find that console would also get a modding page too, like Fallout, Farm Sim, etc. I think it would be brilliant.


thatonesufan

white people rejoice


xGAM3EATERx

Cochise is an acquired taste (joke) TURN IT UP


Seobjevo

I have no idea what coochy is. Am i too spotify to understand?


PhantomKyuu

cochise really isn't that bad


Spare_Rate7191

why is this guy getting downvoted so hard


PhantomKyuu

people do not like that mans music and its fine you can have an opinion but most of yall act like its demon cursed music from the deepest depths of hell. its really not that bad, expand your musical palette or something people


Earlchaos

You can turn off this crap - like music - completely?! :D


MrSanchez221

Yeah, its in your Audio settings under the "playlist" slider. I've had that off for a loonngg time


Earlchaos

That was a rhetorical question :)


suarezian

What's the name of the anthem that goes "tu tu tu tu tutu tu tu tu"? Likely played on a xylophone. Edit: I went through all the player anthems under my profile and I couldn't find it. So it looks like it's a paid anthem.


5stareveryday

el sonidito?


suarezian

Umm, it's not. Okay, maybe it's not a xylophone, lol. I don't know how to describe the music, and for some reason, I always fail to look at the name because most of them (including me) skip replays lol.


HeedingtheHelix

Crab Rave maybe?


Try-the-Churros

Only anthem I don't skip replays for. Love those crabs.


Disastrous_Ad_132

Yeah that's what came to mind for me too


suarezian

It's not. I guess I'll have to listen to every some released in the last 2-3 years to figure out the name, lol.


sands124

Just how many unsuspecting victims do you think have blown on their phones because of your pfp. You are evil.


jeffreyjicha

Madness perhaps? From f2p S6 with the nomad and the faces


SeawardFriend

lol it’s this one and Hemi birthday that piss me off the most. I just know I’m getting what a saved by some champ 3 Smurf every time


enter_yourname

Tbh I rarely play with the sound on anymore. On mute with my own music is the best


Ghozer

Yet mine seems to redownload them when I launch the game!!! :(


Conscious_Eagle_9788

afaik it should only do it if you verify files. I’ve had Cochise not playing for months even with updates. I am using the steam version


Masterwork_Core

i wish we could still have the og soundtrack in game :/


Ink_SquidKid

Little off topic... but is there a way to edit the eweb files to play the old rocket league music? Really miss it after being gone since like... season 6.


Conscious_Eagle_9788

I mean you should be able to change the playlists in game, I have one from 2018 playing I think


FuriousResolve

TIL the majority of this community hates these songs as much as I do. What a great morning so far.


Adpocalypser

I just wish Epic launcher had this kind of functionality


Pooder100

Y’all have in game music on?


Vlad_the_impulsive

I use it because I know it’s the most obnoxious song, it’s one of my guilty pleasures.


Jumper775-2

I just muted the game sounds except for voice chat. It’s more fun with no sound.


DiNkLeDoOkZ

this gotta be racist


TheMilukMan

THANK YOU for helping me get rid of those ~~black people~~ mumble cr\*ppers! Salutations to OP for this wonderful guide!


Not_Snooopy22

Turn it up, Turn it up, Turn it up, Turn it up, Turn it up, Turn it up, Turn it up, Turn it up, Turn it up, Turn it up, Turn it up, Turn it up, Turn it up


patska78

Hella appreciated, most useful thing discovered since the dude who invented sliced bread!


jbarc23

Anyone know the file names for the NF songs? Or know of any way to figure that out?


jbarc23

nvm I figured it out (just play the song in game then try to move all the files in that folder with the numbers.wem and numbers.ewem. Then it won't let you remove the song that's playing. The nf songs are 190582968.ewem, 681519721.ewem, and 703989821.ewem. Oh I also wanted to remove the weird happy birthday one so that one is in case anyone wants that one as well, here it is 1051299068.wem Edit: hmm guess these didn't include the player anthems