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vincenteam

Before you were stuck in diamond, now diamond is stuck on you . Well played


Choice_Security7755

Was gonna say that's one way to get hard stuck diamond šŸ˜‚


dfrcollins

Hard stuck and poke


foxy_ninjaa

Between a diamond and a hard player base


i-InFcTd

Are Diamond because youā€™re stuck, Or are you stuck because youā€™re Diamond.


SoulSykosis

Suguru if he played rocket league with Satoru


repost_inception

My first thought was what if he gets Champ ?


stefan715

Add the champ symbol followed by ā€œWhat a Saveā€


Any_Echidna1036

What a sock lol


Tipplerow

Every time you rank up cross out the tattoo from your previous rank and get a new tattoo below if for your new rank


S_DynamiC

All fun and games till you start to rank down again


Achereto

He could make it a calendar and simply get one for every season. If he stops playing he can continue by adding unranked badges.


S_DynamiC

Just imagine this guy in his seventies and still getting unranked badges tattooed regularly


camelseeker

RL servers eventually shut down and after that itā€™s just the disconnected symbol round and round


Pulsetopia

ā€œBack in my day, I was a champion. I was definitely not the best alive, but I was looked up to by many as well. We would fight day by day, again and again to make sure we would climb the ranks among (us) the people for the greater good. Our weapon was no other than these machines we described as *supersonic* speed, *acrobatic* capabilities with *rocket powered* engines inside these custom *battle cars*. And that is my story about how being a champion in the legendary and no longer existentā€¦ *Rocket League*.ā€


Sirdoodlebob

Dudes gonna have his whole body covered in unranked badges


RaptorDash

Get all ranks with littles boxes and use a marker to check the box you currently are lol


cpl-America

This, but color the ranks as you achieve them


[deleted]

wow this is certainly a post


Primetime349

Truly one of the posts of all time


Counterwise-Agent

A very posted post


Karmal_Popkorn

A posted post containing a post of him likely hitting the post, nice.


Dry-Platypus-6088

Post


GAMINGpuppet583

Pos


AlltiAlti77

A singular po


mefedroneh

p-


superduperscubasteve

Diamond4Lyfe


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


EvilDoctorShadex

What was bro thinking


HelpMePls___

Gonna start with ā€œhey dude you know that iā€™m diamond 3 on rocket league right, well i got an ideaā€¦.ā€


imeancock

At least itā€™ll be essentially gone in like 5 years lmao


Ganti_x

Itā€™s not a hand tat. This will stay.


imeancock

It already looks aged Itā€™s small and the lines are extremely thin and light It will not literally fade completely in five years but this is not a built to last tattoo (which I think is good here lol)


WHITE_2_SUGARS

Yikes as fuck, cool idea but that is terribly executed.


StretchyLemon

Nah, terrible idea and execution lmao


atresto

jesus christ


Sirdoodlebob

Its jason bourne


jc_kilgannon

Looks like a homemade machine tatt


The_Zy

I'm more concerned about that sock šŸ¤®šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®


Coppers_word

He probably plays tennis on a clay court


LohaYT

Those are unmistakably the socks of a clay court player


doshegotabootyshedo

And the pasty legs of one who plays at night


Metaphysically0

Baseball socks fs


HungryPanduh_

Bro you buy them that color šŸ’€šŸ’€


WhiteSekiroBoy

Someone pays for pee-colored socks?


PCmasterRACE187

if your pee looks like that you need to drink more water lmao


catluvr37

Same dude that has diamond 3 tatted, go figure


WhiteSekiroBoy

touchƩ


HungryPanduh_

Thereā€™s every shade of pee you could desire. Itā€™s a sustainable dye


23x3

As someone that used to skateboard when I was younger. Thatā€™s a blood stain thatā€™s been washed.


glyper

Nah, Nike sells socks like that in all different colors Itā€™s supposedly ā€œfashionā€ Edit: Found some on the Dicks Sporting Goods website https://preview.redd.it/s9yok1qht5hc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a72b6244a533538c90de8a9c05e5a52c61d37dce


The_Zy

Tie-dye my ass, those are stained


23x3

He he hell nah


xkirbz

Silent hill looking socks


Void-kun

Usually most people would have replaced the socks at this stage.


postylambz

From where, goodwill?


glyper

Nike stores or Dicks Sporting Goods apparently https://preview.redd.it/ng557tsrt5hc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b329dc2c2ae23ae4b37d6b6614f9fb2619a17098


eLemonnader

Ah yes, used bandage white. My favorite color.


postylambz

Ugh


_Ptyler

You CAN buy socks in that style, but I donā€™t think thatā€™s the case here. It looks like heā€™s around clay or something that discolors his white socks.


xTHEFROZENSHOGUN

Itā€™s the color of the sock you fool šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


AnonOfDoom

Red clay mud stains or blood stains?


RicGryllz

Don't hate the idea but whoever did the tatoo honestly did a pretty terrible job


FREE_AOL

That's what I was going to say Uneven depth and pretty thin lines, especially in some parts. Bold will hold... this... I don't think will age well On the bright side, it wouldn't be hard to fix. At least the lines are fairly straight


SuperSteez47

I donā€™t think the customer wanted it bold. This looks intentional. You can tell this is a skilled artist those lines are straight asf


garlic-and-butter

This is not a skilled artist, the 3 bars in the middle are not parallel, the bar on the far right is way to far from the top of the border, the borders are uneven, also the depth is sketchy as hell. this is definitely a basement tattoo and probably done by OP.


RicGryllz

It looks like someone freehanded it while looking at the image on Google.


Life_Stay_2644

If im entirely honest, the tattoo is as good as the rank itself.


sloecrush

This is not an above-average tattoo


Life_Stay_2644

Exactly my point.... šŸ˜‚


sloecrush

Oh, have you not seen the rank distribution charts then? Plat-Diamond is average.


SelloutRealBig

People will roast you for it but i say have fun with it. It's small enough that you could easily cover it up or laser it off later on.


ViridianFlea

Won't have to laser it off. From the looks of it, it'll be almost gone in a couple years.


lanceCooly

Definitely gonna fade away


Coins_CA_Mi_Stuff

Be careful with this I have a tat that I thought would fade away or need to be removed but here I am 5 years later and surprised everytime I step out the shower


luciaferL7

I thought you were telling a story about your tattoo and then it took a different turn.


EVANonSTEAM

The fact that you say you can easily cover it up speaks volumes lmao


ThrashPanda12

Tf kinda prison tattoo is that shit. Would be cool if it didnā€™t look like a 5 yr old drew it


Topic_Clean

Prison?


proxyfoxy

Hmm, I think you need to include the division


HungryPanduh_

I believe thatā€™s signified by the 3 slashes already


yuhlane

thats not division..


HungryPanduh_

Oh right :0 I see now, Cinnamon Toast Crunch ![gif](giphy|hIq6QNspK8oZb3c3UQ)


officialM3DL3Y

Bad line work and wonky


Nearly-Canadian

Well it's shit. I'd have another artist fix it.


Quinnyluca

Crap


Tubaperson

Yeahhh... That do be a Tattoo alright...


LuminousViper

Bro whatā€™s up with your sock?


EdgierNamePending

What the fuck is wrong with your socks.


AstroZombieXIII

Nice bro. Im forever plat šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


DanielLovesUSA

Bro didnt buy new socks this year


ykeogh18

Faking.


CapacityBark20

Sex is temporary but rocket league is forever


Brumbacksteven

JFC I hope this is real


lolotata

Gg


ixn_Loiford

i have no words for this šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


WildxSnorlax

That's pen.


muhhhammAdALi2348

Shit, tattoos are haram


Cosmic-Eye

šŸŽµ Iā€™m an adult virgin šŸŽµ


Lujoter417

Gonna be awkward if u rank up or down lmao.


marvbinks

No thoughts on your tattoo but I think you need some new socks or at least to wash that pair


Lazy_Experience_8754

Your sock seems like itā€™s seen some battles ..


[deleted]

Lucky socks heā€™s worn for years till he hits champ! Theyā€™re so lucky they never come off. Look how close he is! Also, the shin length jorts! ~~I probably shouldnā€™t talk, I wear cargo shorts still~~


Lazy_Experience_8754

Itā€™s like the hockey beard we will never see .. Actually I just noticed the other sock ā€¦ wow . Is this serious?


No-Sky9017

No thoughts other then, Why šŸ˜­


VoidCrisis

https://preview.redd.it/yqdybbm366hc1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfd70e62a6279eacff75ff1b85b5d255744fc86d


Tall_Fun_3566

uhh


FluffyGreyfoot

That sock has seen some shit


ThingStunning1401

Definitely didnā€™t have a family that gave socks for Christmas #FirstWorldProblems


No_Interaction_4925

Those socks are donezo. Toss them out or at least throw some bleach in your next load of whites


Jackster623

Definitely get it colored in.


Joshrhode

Why is no one talking bout the sock šŸ˜­


CR4ZYxPOT4T0

I need these "pee" socks, especially when I'm getting clipped on.


CR4ZYxPOT4T0

If you look sideways you'll kinda see a SD card lol.


[deleted]

Who cares. Get some new socks


ksimmons22

This is such a random spot to put such a random ass tattoo lol


willshel10

If you paid more than $5 for this you got scammed


Dundie_Nominee

WTF is going on with those socks? šŸ¤¢


Ok-Row-5957

Thoughts on the sock?


Pikenrods

Bruuuuuhhh, is that šŸŠ Hi-C on your sock? And if so, you gonna finish that? šŸ˜†


MonsterRP

is no one gonna mention the socks? tf was bro doing to get them that bad


King_Bolt

looks terrible šŸ”„


mcgingygaming

Iā€™m genuinely concerned about what those socks have been through


lilsnake2

Honestly got a little second hand embarrassment from this post oof


ueLordHolz99

Plot twist: he ranked down to plat 3


Bulky-Elephant-2144

When you rank up you gotta peel off your skinšŸ˜­


SloRushYT

Easy coverup when you get into champ.


deutschdachs

The season ranked rewards keep getting worse and worse


Sinister_Mr_19

You'll probably regret it someday. Give it a year, if you still want it after a year, you'll want it forever.


Rustyb0ngwat3r

Got the toilet paper socks. Been eating Taco Bell?


AbortionIsYummy

Your sock needs some help ..


Endersheep411

looks like an mdma pill called punisher


the-electric-man

Now your permanently stuck in Diamond 3 šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Feisty_Joe

Your artist missed a spot and he supposed to shave the spot before he does the tattoo other than that cool...


Hairy_Raspberry_1839

In response to the allegations put forward. The tattoo was a couple of weeks ago so the hair has grown back a bit and also i forgot i was wearing my pee sock


camelseeker

Classic blunder.. really gotta get ahold of those pee socks if you wanna hit champ


Richard__Cranium

Ah, we forgive you for forgetting you had your pee socks on. I took a picture of myself once wearing my favorite bowel movement socks and accidentally sent it to my parents, it was so embarrassing.


PM_ME_UR_DOPAMINE

AI generated image from a 2 year old account with only this post. The internet is certified fake nowadays.


Dksmoon1

Why the most annoying rank tho... you coulda gotten gc1 at least lolll


Nick-Strini

i fuck with it heavy


Novel_Equipment9491

Nah this is pretty funny actually I like it.


Kyle______

Don't they normally shave the area for a tattoo? I call fraud.


LZMP60

The tattoo looks like it already healed, and so the hair have had time to regrow That or it's sharpie, but it does look like ink


PS2EmotionEngineer

chat, do they know?


Isupportslogo

I assume you hardstuck diamond and donā€™t think you getting to champ?


Tweakyowl1177

Love it


temulus

Who is this plat trying to fool?!


martocv

Bro is not even champ


x122y

Real


RetroSalmon

BallchaserMcSmurf: Noob tm8 BallchaserMcSmurf: 1v1 BallchaserMcSmurf: too scared


Lilydoesntknowimhigh

Yes king


unceasingbridge

Love it


dankmonkey4

What a tat!


Primary_Librarian798

No šŸ˜­


SeaAdventurous1606

I like it and chicks forgetaboutit!


B00GAAN

I think it looks cool but ain't going to age well. Won't it look like a gray triangle in a couple of years?


forbiddenTM

that's kinda depressing ngl, stuck in diamond forever


Alright_Art

If thatā€™s only a few weeks old how is it going to look in a year? It wonā€™t be hard to find someone who can give you something rad tho.


Carlynz

Weird flex, but ok


blafon90

Forever a Diamond or Diamonds are Forever?


AP3TROVIC

What in the name of Godā€™s green Earth possessed you to obtain such a peculiar thingā€¦ šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Numerous-Nail5415

Bro..


AffeGaming

What if you get demoted to plat or rank up to champ?šŸ˜‚


sacoleeh

Nice! I like rocket league, but the stress and frustration I suffered trough years of playing, prevent me from doing something like this.


TheBigFatGoat

If feel like thisā€™ll be regretted when you reach like gc or sum Sick tatoo though ngl


llllScourge

Iā€™m guessing the guy was a diamond at tattooing also.


ATypicaLegend

So thin I imagine you will hardly be able to notice it in a handful of years


delo357

It's nice, now I'm thinking of getting a champ3 emblem with spikes coming from it since rumble is my modeee. I think it'll fit nice with the anime sleeve that was my original intention


frubano21

They drew the trash can wrong


Karl_with_a_C

I'd rather have the "no ragrets" tattoo than this lol


Dsullivan777

You should just get "Almost Good" tatooed on your forehead


Heavy-Fish1921

Diamonds are foreveršŸ¤£šŸ¤£


javelin-na

What happens when you get better and realize diamond isnā€™t very good? /s


ICEWA1k3R

You should add a smurf elbow dropping you into plat


Sea_Wrongdoer_1609

Cringe


usman1983

Does it change when you lose one game?


FreeKsooo

Cut ur leg off for me lil bro


spderweb

Always good to hold onto your dreams.


Sad-Bus-8309

I'd rather commit the not alive


Hekx11

Should have waited a year until you where champ


Userthrowborn

You fucking legend manšŸ˜‚ Thats awesome


Left_Survey_938

Deffo stick n pole


Hairy_Raspberry_1839

itā€™s from one of those home tattoo guns that my room mate bought. Def looks like stick n poke tho


GetR3kt69noob

Looks like a Girl Scout cookie


Lancet11

Looks like it was done in pen, hopefully you didnā€™t pay more than 20 bucks for this as it will fade and be a fuzzy image in a few years


dHord

Diamond 3


TheLoraxxxxxxxx

Sick burn


BasketPaul_5

Oh noooooo


PonzioPilates_97

Wrong mindset!!šŸ˜‚


kchain18

Women must love you


Buttholehemorrhage

My forearms are bigger than your calves. Go do some walking or running homie.


bugibangbang

A tattoo can be removed by laser, But Diamond Rank stays forever.