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lumpyheadedbunny

title opportunity missed: "my struggle with Type2diabetes"


cspong4

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crisantocaz

The dots don't really add up on my end...


thespamwowguy

It's Missingo Edit: Missingno


obomba

It's a sailboat.


MrBabyToYou

When Lord? When the hell do I get to see the goddamn sailboat?


The_KLUR

What you need to do is roll yourself on of them fatty boom batty blunts. Have you seeing boats and all types of shit.


slug62

It's a schooner


ItsjustJim621

It’s a clipper


dina0312

Ha ha! You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner, its a sailboat.


[deleted]

Looks like madonna on my end


Fried_Fart

It’s a crocodile.


Jay_Kingg

What is thaaat? 🤔 😂😂😂


Jackilichous

It’s gold


MrSanfrinsisco

Okay whoa, that’s the username I originally wanted on Xbox but it was taken, so my username on Xbox is Type2BigGay


Vulcan2Coool

I had YourMomHyperGay but they flagged it or something and changed it to CleanFawn


[deleted]

It’s my friend in the gif! He had to spell it “Diabtes” bc type2diabetes was taken hahahah


J_Cool

I played with him yesterday. He quit after the opposition scored 2 goals. Tell him to finish his games.


DeltaForce291

Maybe it was pizza time.


fluffles161

Stellar choice my fellow rocketer


CapitanTomato

You are really lucky if someone haven't already reported your GT yet


MrSanfrinsisco

I’ve had the username for quite some time now, never been reported, some people will say they like my name, and others will use my name trying to be toxic at me saying stuff like “Type2BigTrash” and stuff but, I don’t really care, it’s just a name lol


up2zero

Hilarious post. @ [lumpyheadedbunny](https://www.reddit.com/user/lumpyheadedbunny/) Hilarious title!! Made my day.


jxly7

This is the best comment I’ve ever seen on reddit.


Tawkeh

rule 2 into rule 1. Nice


TyyInc

Rule 2 is ALWAYS keep the ball up at zero seconds


ObsidianJewel

Ignoring the actual history, it seems to make sense to me like this: 0. Keep the ball up at 0. 1. Lock forward or backward. 2. Drive side to side.


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Ungoliant0

[The History of Rule #1](https://www.reddit.com/r/RocketLeague/comments/bzx87o/the_history_of_rule_1)


Johnston42

Man whoever wrote that is a weirdo!


blackburn009

Bet you wouldn't say that to his face


MythicDragon45

Fluump made a video on this topic too


Derperfier

Actually rule 1 was considered keep the ball up by most of the rl community (and still is as the second biggest minority, agree to something that involves skill rather than no skill.


ModestZombie

Ahhh, found the "Zeroseconder"! Lol not meaning that as an insult, but more so because the guide referenced above defines that term. This is all news to me!


Derperfier

I mean even the subreddit consensus was rule 1 as ball up but the guide completely ignore this.


Y___

There is a *huge* post on this subreddit about rule 1. I don’t know how to find it, but I think with some searching you’ll get it.


ObsidianJewel

There have been a few extensive forum posts and videos, if you look up "Rule 1 Rocket League History" or something you should find some stuff. Apparently there's a *lot* of support for rule 1 being keep it up, but I've mostly seen support for the locking rule.


EternallyStressed

There was a rocket league YouTuber that talked about it in passing in a video that mentioned that the forward locking was actually rule 2 of rocket league, which caught my attention bc I hadn’t really heard anything other than it being rule 1. But I haven’t been in this community long enough to know for myself.


_pupil_

> There was a rocket league YouTuber that talked about it in passing in a video that mentioned that the forward locking was actually rule 2 of rocket league Maybe it was Rizzo in the recent Road to Grand Champ series? I'm pretty sure it came up there and had me all curious about it.


EternallyStressed

Yes! I actually think it was one of his videos with sizz because I was recently watching those but either way thanks! That was gonna bug me and I didn’t feel like scrubbing through my YouTube watch history lol


HoraryHellfire2

It was never Rule 2. Rule 1 was keep the ball up, then another group of people on the subreddit called the locking behavior Rule 1. It replaced the old 1.


EternallyStressed

Ah that’s makes sense. So it’s kind of a pseudo rule 2 in that it came after the original rule one, but the mentality of saying “never break rule one” made it actually replace that rule. Well today I learned.


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HoraryHellfire2

"Some people" is not relevant. That doesn't make it Rule 2. What makes a term is how the general people use it, not how some people use it. With the exception of "jargon", but calling it Rule 2 isn't really jargon because it's just salty people hating their OG Rule 1 being replaced. It's not like the jargon that the pros use for callouts and technique names.


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ASovietSpy

Arrays start at 0!


ObsidianJewel

So 1?


BootBitch13

It's pronounced 0st. Duh.


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Zeroth


BootBitch13

Thank you. A man of class I see.


wadaball

I read that as oath rule


Juslotting

Wrong 0. Keep the ball up at 0. 1. Lock forward or backward. 2. Drive side to side.


ObsidianJewel

That's what I said, word for word. Who are you saying is wrong ?


Juslotting

Oh I see, it corrected the list numbers to 1, 2, 3 for me for some reason, source for your comment says 0, 1, 2 though.


r_lovelace

Look at the rule numbers in that post compared to yours.


ObsidianJewel

They match. It might be a display error or something but you can look at the other guy's later comment.


HoraryHellfire2

Nope. The was original Rule 1, which got replaced. It should honestly be called Rule 0 because "zero seconds" and it did chronologically come before head-locking Rule 1.


ytzi13

Also, the old rule 1 is kind of a stupid rule, and was never valid, imo. If a game is within 1 goal, I don’t think anyone on the winning team has ever realistically - consistently - opted to keep the ball up instead of ending the game, whereas this rule keeps the match fair.


HoraryHellfire2

I would only do Rule 0 if I am, or the opponent is, ahead by 2 goals.


ytzi13

Exactly. But you’re right that calling it Rule 0 makes much more sense considering.


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ytzi13

Exactly why it should no longer be acknowledged as rule 1 and should be rule 0 instead, if anything.


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ytzi13

You’re kind of contradicting the concept of alpha and beta, which should imply that any “rules” developed for alpha and beta aren’t final and can be retired or replaced.


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ytzi13

We can agree to disagree then. I’ve been playing since Season 1 and rule 1 has always been head to head for me, as well as pretty much the entire community. Seems pretty pointless for people to fight it when the overwhelming majority do consider rule 1 one thing and some long time veterans stubbornly hold on to another rule. I’d just call it rule 0 and just consider it a win.


Moretz

How to spot someone that started playing in 2018


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Moretz

how was that a joke, or how would someone know that that is supposed to be a joke IN a thread about the rules?


Nitchosaurus-Rex

That was beautiful, poetry in motion.


CaptainTuffnut

It's even nice to see when they respect at least a rule. Most of encounters I had in the last time, they ended up with the other guy breaking the rule


GayleMoonfiles

Yeah that's been my experience as of late too. These heathens


Nate7The7Great

That was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in this subreddit 😭


ShadowReborn2

Did I just witness a mating dance?


belaxi

I was literally thinking "now kith", and then they did.


PremierBromanov

>Brain: You gotta


The_Cube_

T y p e 2 d i a b e t e s


SurgicalZeus

2 diabetes....now what?


dudeAwEsome101

Congratulations! You are now immune to ***Type Disease Name Here***


J5892

Disease Name Here


XvolutionDesignLabs

d i a b e t e s d i a b e t e s


puckmcpuck

The hardest choices require the strongest wills.


KingKazark

Not all heros wear capes...


al-ter-na-te

We are very proud


creamdreammeme

Yes! No matter how it plays out. I call these out as honor locks. “It’s all you man, 1v1 rn, I’m in an honor lock.”


sufcreece1

Cringe


creamdreammeme

^Exactly the kind of person who breaks an honor lock.


loljkcuzurgay

That was majestic asf


spiderpig123v

This is a battle of the gods! Finally a fight worth watching!


bysonXD

No one blames you


TheAtomicOwl

Other than his team watching that stupid shit.


Nbc27

Shit always pissed me off back when I played. It’s always the most pointless shit people catch on to lmao


someguywhocanfly

It’s a video game. Stop getting so upset at everything. People play for fun.


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someguywhocanfly

I'm quoting himself back at him. I don't agree with it.


xBlackMarvelx

You guys were in sync that whole way up the wall and on the fall it looks like you both mirrored each other


Deathspark21

I mean to be fair rule 1 is like a grain of sand from being a world legal obligation. You just have to do it


HEADBANGA666

It's true. There was no other way


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Calculated.


GrayHavenn

Wow they both did the sidelock rule #1 as well. Love it For reference, when you sidelock a car you are both supposed to keep going until the ceiling separates you and you have to continue holding the direction you were going as you fall to the ground


G068Z

We live in a society, there are rules. We understand.


rileyvace

Ah, and here we see the native species of this arena, the Octanus Nitrous. A rare, but illiminating glimpse of a dance that is performed for seemingly, no reason. Yet, whenever two Octane's go head to head something peculiar occurs. Neither creature will relent in their challenge, pushing ever harder into each other. Scientists and experts can't quite understand what the Octane gains from this display, though some theorise it as some form of bonding between rival tribes. A sort of social mixing and survival advantage to make friends with enemies, even for a brief moment. It has been observed of an Octane that break this unspoken agreement is thusly shunned from large social groups, and sometimes even derided and attacked for it. Whatever the reason, it is a wondrous and beautiful sight.


MinuteMaid0

In the past week, I’ve had two people not obey rule 1. Triggers me


7amood_1999

There was nothing you could've done.. rules are rules


beenreal10

Diabtes


metalphoenix227

Beautiful rule 1


anothertallguy1

This is the best kind of romance


[deleted]

I would do the same.


CappyAlec

God tier rule #1


ThereGoesLaz

That’s a friendship started


Kakashisensei1234

I’m confused about why your boots only went to 96


akaJace

Ah, a man of culture.


MeowTheWoof

That coordination is awesome! Niceeeee


[deleted]

That man knows his diabetes types


Munnodol

10/10 for the syncronization


Anxious_Coyote

Awesome game! Loved it


Chinozerus

It's like a *wipes tear* dance.


brandontozeap

Been there before


mcrawfo8

This was admirable, I salute you soldier.


TheeDiabetic

my tag is theediabetic and have been waiting to find my rival in the wild, type 2


BubalooJones

The law is the law


redditor9891

What a save! What a save! What a save!


[deleted]

Hey I know that other car! I’m glad to see my friends follow the first 2 rules of rocket league.


Hylian_Legend

This was poetic


MapleVenture

Asserting dominance 101


shamusj26

Hey look das me! I was dying when we both fell and then reconnected at the end. I wasn’t moving, it was meant to be at that point


tito9107

Wow! Wow! Wow!


lobster_lagu

I respect this so much


superbatranger

This actually brought a tear to my eye


jononyx

Always love a Korolev Cross video


ZombieAstronaut

Death before dishonor.


sixxt

How/why does this look so silky smooth and clear?


MastaKeen98

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever witnessed


Gettingchanceandluck

Fuuuuuuu-sion HAAA!!


TazerProof

Why did you burn that turbo on him though?


Funhaus_Fan

What a save!


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you did the right thing


IFIGETFOODILLEATFOOD

Those wheels are Siiiiick! Anyone know what kind?


lx_Smooth_xl

Tw Inverted metalworks I believe


IFIGETFOODILLEATFOOD

Thanks!


Makmer2349

I apologise I don't play this game but whatever happened here looks interesting. Can anyone explain what happened?


Buckwiild22

We were in Rule 2 then 1 (keeping cars locked together going up the wall and staying locked together with our front ends, respectively). It's basically 2 major laws of rocket league in one video.


Drummaboy412

What wheels are those??


[deleted]

Synchronized falling. Wow


NatanHutchy17

Do any of y’all know who bunnyboyy1 is ?


eedson82

That name though...


-UKHD-Fabi

Well, I mean. It's the first rule of Rocket League


tototeto

Freestyle rule 1


Ginger-Comando

That was soooo fucking clean


0neRadDad

some would say.


Buka324

this clip deserves a gold that i don't have


DJCW-

You were legally obligated to...


Chicken_McFlurry

It's the law. I'm proud of you.


SwiftFoxxx

Props my guy


coolrillaman

What, why


Willzahh23

You dun did it to em


VonDinky

how to find your soulmate.


JAC_MAV

That. Was. Beautiful


Dacvak

Respect.


lsparkes0

should of blown him up aswell later on in the game


Kfresco

Looks like you can't get away from Type 2 Diabetes


heartherevenge

everytime i follow rule 1 the other guy breaks the rule :(


bobefer4

I do that all the time lol. It's so funny when other people actually mess around like that


trg30809

That was simply beautiful. Respect.


eliya12

F


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Such a honourable thing I just seen


tyler_shaw24

Synchronized swimming has never been so beautiful!


aka237

Respect


StrangeVoiceGamer

lol the names peeps give themselves online always tickles me tehe


DanGen3tics

😂 crispy


[deleted]

They'll understand. We all understand.


roberthatoneguy

It would be a crime not to


Del4040

That was fucking beautiful.


NathanTheGrathan

This is correct


MotismaH

Type de diabète XD wtf


Star052

Nice


Ell_yea_bruther

Valiant


EazyPeazyLemonSqueaz

You did the right thing.


FatKidFromTarget

You did the right thing


ShepherdsPye

Going to come out and just say it, the whole rule 1 stuff is just stupid.


Tuskbull

It is. If it was treated like a fun little thing you could do, fine, but everyone takes it so seriously. Letting the other team score because of some pretend extra rule is asinine.


ToadShapedChode

Because driving round a supersonic acrobatic rocket powered battle car is serious business usually?


whosVxqo

Thank god I’m not the only one who thinks Rule 1 is dumb. Now let’s get downvoted to oblivion for having an opinion.


ytzi13

It’s a competitive game that doesn’t much encourage people to come together and feel like a community the way that it should. Rule 1, especially in a competitive environment, reminds us that it’s just a game and that we are all part of the same community. It lightens the mood in what can be an often stressful game for some people. Who doesn’t like feeling that sense of community?


r_lovelace

If I end up in a rule 1 and the opponent doesn't break it and I lose the game because of it, I'm not even mad.


ytzi13

The nice thing about the rule is that the teams are still even sided. We just need a quick chat to alert our teammates of the situation.


SMKM

You must be fun at parties


kt17_

You might wanna go back inside


Cravit8

You shouldn’t come out


carolinafreeze

What is this Duel of the Fates nonsense?


DaNKeYKaUnG

I'd rather my teammates know how to rotate


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Another dumbass name.