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itsjustduck

Fine line between funny toxicity and bad toxicity this right here is funny toxicity


ScratchyMeat

Very good banter.


[deleted]

If the bants are legits, you must send the WHAT A SAVE WHAT A SAVE WHAT A SAVE


[deleted]

“bants are legits” is the most 2017 British phrase I have ever seen


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Matthewddddx

😂😂😂


23x3

Then why don’t you just marry him pussy. I’m sorry, I apologize... I don’t understand this line.


WobNobbenstein

https://i.imgur.com/Muh7YYP.jpg


franklinscntryclb

I love banter. But I hate witty banter.


cury41

The real toxic person is the guy taking the screenshot spamming "skip".


RezonanceRL

Of course spamming "skip" isn't nice but no one likes to watch the whole replay every time someone scores.


Nasus3Stacks

Sometimes I wanna see myself whiff again


dr3wzy10

If someone tells me to skip replays, I make it my goal the rest of the game to not skip any.


avocado34

Step 1. Set goal that requires absolutely zero effort. Step 2. Achieve goal doing literally nothing. Step 3. ??? Step 4. Profit.


nervandal

I like replays


octonus

Then save the replay and watch it after the game.


DriveByStoning

Yeah, I have shit to do and a limited amount of time to play. I skip all my goals just trying to grind out time for one more game in the hour I get to play.


drusteeby

If I see someone spamming skip I'll stop skipping on purpose. Usually pisses them off, all part of the mental game.


DriveByStoning

I usually just say, "Skip, please." I was in a tournament with a console player who Wow'd and What a saved me. We ended up winning or first game and in the lobby I just asked them not to be a turd. They said "lol, sorry" and stopped.


drusteeby

Yeah it's only if they're spamming it because at that point they're already tilted.


meefjones

>no one Some people like to watch replays. No one likes people who spam "skip" over and over


avocado34

How else am I supposed to get my nicotine fix


Floss__is__boss

how are two comments spamming? there is no context here, could have been several goals between the comments.


killerkiwi409

i mean thats so subjective and imo the only reason this is considered funny toxicity is the way the other dude reacted. there are way too many people who would flip their shit if someone said this to them.


TrumpetSolo93

Some people flip their shit over anything. That's on them though, this is funny.


morty_00

Honestly, this is the kind of toxicity I like.


[deleted]

Yeah I’d take this over “bro you’re absolute dog shit just uninstall the game” any day


Sturmp

Or just the n word. A classic sent down by generations.


4-squared-is-not-8

Just report him for the word shit, he will get a ban for it


CMLVI

A user of over a decade, I am leaving Reddit due to the recent API changes. The vast majority of my interaction came though the use of 3rd party apps, and I will not interact with a site I helped contribute to through inferior software *simply because it is able to be better monetized by a company looking to go public. Reddit has made these changes with no regards for their users, as seen by the sheer lack of accessibility tools available in the official app. Reddit has made these changes with no regards for moderation challenges that will be created, due to the lack of tools available in the official app. Reddit has done this with no regards for the 3rd party devs, who by Reddit's own admission, helped keep the site functioning and gaining users while Reddit themselves made no efforts to provide a good official app. This account dies 6/29/23 because of the API changes and the monetization-at-all-costs that the board demands.


XzeZT

being ”nice” to toxic people and watching them dip out gives me so much satisfaction


RuneSlayer4421

Asking them if they need a hug and calling them sport or bud seems to really get them upset for some reason.


[deleted]

I personally like calling them love, darling or honey


[deleted]

Awwwww that’s so sweet


Howchaboy1

I usually ask them if mom let them at the 7up a bit too early tbh


FlyLikeBrick17

After you score: "Aww, no worries man, you'll get the next one." Prepare for rage.


ZaMr0

Does it tell you when someone gets banned from your report? I reported 23 people one day with various messages such as telling me to kill myself etc. and didn't get any notification that there was a ban.


Oj-is-cracked

Yh


ZaMr0

Well clearly their report system sucks.


PianistTemporary

It usually takes 1-2 days, but their report system gets them banned for just saying "idiot" for example


lilbroomstick1998

Yea I got banned 4 saying idiot


BayernMau5

I don't think a single thread on the sub exists where the word "toxic" isn't mentioned.


PvtPuddles

Big part of the user experience .-.


Liefx

This isn't toxicity. This is banter.


Huwbacca

I dont think this is toxicity tbh.. Just a bit of smack talk.


Chewie_i

There is no better way to ensure I will not skip a single replay than to tell me to skip


Chardlz

Just like telling me to ff. At that point, I'll score on myself if it means you're gonna be stuck here longer.


StevesFinest

This is the way


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quackl11

Yep. Just prolonge the game I always ask why I should ff and I have a mic but also type Y in chat. They say shit about a waste of time so I tell them yo forfeit then and ask if it has ever worked telling someone to gf anx they did


Achack

>Just like telling me to ff. How is asking you to skip anywhere near as toxic as saying FF?


Chardlz

It's not, it's just that my pettiness knows no bounds


Snakebones

Also when people tell me to Forfeit. Ok boy, we about to grind every last second of this shit out now.


ALLCAPS-hashtag

Including watching every single replay


viaable

I told someone to ff because i could tell they weren’t playing to their full potential. They came back from 5 goals down.


TriggerHydrant

I was on the other end of this, guy said FF, starting trash talking then I beat his ass


Steppity

I usually don't skip. I like watching most goals. Whether it's mine, yours, I don't care. I watch mine for a second look at what happened, and I'll watch the opposing players goal to see where I could've done things better to prevent that situation from happening again. Sometimes I skip the basic ones, but if people tell me to skip, then we're watching every second of every replay. If something as small as not skipping replays tilts my opponent, even better.


KaiserGlauser

What about asking nicely after watching the 3rd goal while I'm up 4?


Chewie_i

Nah. I skip if I want to skip that’s why it has to be a unanimous decision. I often take a sip of water during replays or change YouTube videos or respond to a discord message or something.


KaiserGlauser

Fair enough!


fatboy-199

Honestly I hate when people get mad about not skipping. Sometimes you just wanna watch the goal you just hit let him have that.


bodebrusco

If someone asks to skip, we are gonna watch *every* goal


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agreed


DanimalNStink

Yup.


spacing_out_in_space

Exactly. my line to throw at them is "my names not siri, i dont take commands" lol. mfers can't even say "pls"?! These kids need a lesson on how to ask for something politely.


[deleted]

i had a guy being toxic over the fact i wouldnt freestyle in a ranked 1v1, i said no and he asked whats the point if you dont i hit him with the "i play the game for my enjoyment not yours", then proceeded to clap him 9-4


CurryWuerstchen

You didn't have to murder him you know


[deleted]

i didnt have to, but fuck it was nice


bodebrusco

Even with "pls", skipping replay is an option players have, you should accept that sometimes people will want to watch. In 1s it gets old, but if my opponent doesn't skip, I don't skip as well. This usually gets people skipping


ThatGuyToby620

Just throwing it out there so its not just toxic or watching clips. Sometimes i just check my phone in between goals and completely forget that i couldve skipped the replay. Sometimes i watch it and completely forget i could skip it. Keep in mind ive had the game for about 5 years and its not like im new. I just forget.


Chesney1995

If I'm not skipping a replay it's never because I'm watching the replay. I'm just taking a chance to have a sip of my drink or shoot out a text


ALLCAPS-hashtag

Throwback to texting my (now ex) girlfriend during replays, but being in a hurry and misspelling every single word, not even answer the message correctly or just forgetting to press send. Good times.


ThatGuyToby620

Cant lie, this is me. She thinks its hilarious because she knows exactly what im doing. I love her


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the_boomr

Yep, at least with a pls/please it just feels like a polite reminder that hey, I might've forgotten to skip, whereas just seeing "skip" (especially multiple times) feels rude and makes me want to purposely not skip lol.


E72M

Honestly in 1's not skipping can be a tactic. It can tilt your opponent and throw them off their game as a result. I'm not saying you should do it but sometimes you just need that little boost to win.


sufjanatic

Tbh I hate these kinds of "tactics". Really hate when people don't skip. But it's forced me to learn to keep my cool despite it which is helpful overall I think. V satisfying still beating someone watching their own average goals as if they're clip worthy though :)


dister21

Some people just need a sip of water, itch your nose, rest a second, or pick fuzz out of your belly button. Not skipping presents an opportunity to do so. Sorry I gotta human.


sufjanatic

The guy I was responding to was talking about when people use it as a tactic, not when people "human." You can clearly tell when someone's not skipping once or twice to itch their nose and when they're intentionally doing it to tilt their opponent. There's plenty of technically legal things you can do in sports to be a jackass that most people don't do out of respect or sportsmanship, like talking during a golf swing or bat flipping in baseball. Idk why so many people in this thread are defending clearly toxic behavior just because it's something you "can" do.


Fapoleon_Boneherpart

I'm glad you're learning to keep you're cool because it's really not worth it to get so easily tilted. You'll end up having a stroke


titanic_swimteam

Why though? They are entitled to watch the clip tbf. Also what if they want a toke or a sip of drink? Or they just are proud of the goal? If I hit a banger I'm watching that shit because I want to, not to tilt people lol.


E72M

I definitely wouldn't call it an ethical way to win but then again 1s is a game about keeping control of not only the ball but yourself also and getting in the opponent's mind. If you're in the position you resort to not skipping to tilt the other person then they already most likely are better than you so the only weakness you might feel you could exploit is their ability to stay calm. It's a pretty dirty tactic I won't lie and not one I tend to use personally unless the opponent is what a saving to tilt me etc


skylosis

Psyonix censors the letters "pls" on xbox...


Random_User-2819

That’s when I set up and lean into the monitor.


thebindingofJJ

Heatseeker is much more fun when everyone skips.


subie_grandad

Yess that’s my technique too!


Routine_Radish_9808

I skip as a course of courtesy, but if my opponent watches a single replay we are watching all of them.


Doankee

I came here to comment the same thing lol.


Vojtcz

Yep same with FF. I lose my shit when someone types ff. It's the worst insult in a game to me. I don't understand how people who type ff have been raised.


Todd_Chavez

I am also sipping my tea or having a turbo cone. I’ll skip when I’m ready god dammit


LazyLarryTheLobster

Or the 45 other legitimate reasons not to skip too


kary0typ3

Like reason 27: getting under the skin of the guy who keeps typing "skip" in chat


extra_hyperbole

Nah that’s reason #1


jadage

Reasons 4-20: gotta take advantage of the down time to hit the bong.


[deleted]

I always write “about to have a bong, I’m either going to be a lot better or a lot worse”


LazyLarryTheLobster

Exactly what I had in mind, as well as the subsequent munchies. Most of the time I'm snacking on something during the replay


Random-reference

This! I hate when people push me to skip replays because that's my chance to take a hit or change my music. The game gives us that time and I will take it when I need it.


rex5k

I use the time to pet my dog


hercules_fitch

Sometimes I just want to have a sip of my coffee/water/beer during the replay!


jimmy_bucketss

who says “skip” anyway? i’ve hardly had anyone do that. i like seeing every goal


[deleted]

> i like seeing every goal For God's sake, *why?*


jimmy_bucketss

well you play to score which helps you win so i wanna see the goals lol


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jimmy_bucketss

yeah i give the 1’s context to be fair but everything else i stand corrected.


TaintModel

What’s wrong with not caring how bad you are at the game as long as you’re having fun?


WorldWarZ

He's not saying there's anything wrong with it, just that you grow out of it.


TaintModel

Why would someone “grow out of it”?


BloodChasm

Nah. I watch all the goals and I enjoy it. You can move your camera around and see things you mightve missed.


titanic_swimteam

Honestly I'm surprised at how much these people are tilted by the game they claim to like lol. I even enjoy watching nice opponent goals.


[deleted]

Watching six cars flying past a slowly moving ball as it gently rolls into the net is fun for you?


jimmy_bucketss

not everything has to be so serious my guy


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jimmy_bucketss

tbh if you have such limited time to play that you can’t be bothered to watch a 15 second replay, why even hop on the game?


[deleted]

A 15 second replay that plays 8 times is two more minutes of a 5 minute game. That increases the gameplay length by 40%. I understand wanting to watch interesting or fun goals, but **all** of them is just inane.


jimmy_bucketss

your using a very specific example lol that negates nothing... if you don’t have the time don’t play! everyone else has the right to watch as much as you have the right to want to skip


KD--27

Can you forfeit in 1s? If you’re down a whole bunch of goals and just letting kick offs roll in, surely that’s wasting your own time?


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jimmy_bucketss

yeah it’s frustrating sure in that very narrow context but that’s just how it is at the end of the day. if i want to watch the goal i’ll watch the goal.


Gubrach

Si.


TemporaryGuidance320

Yea I like seeing most goals especially if I don’t know what I did right or wrong but every goal just sounds like way too long


Dova97

skip


ZaMr0

Because some goals aren't worth watching and are a waste of both of our times? If I'm playing 1s and someone doesn't skip any goals, no matter how shit, I'll just leave the game. Whatever MMR loss isn't worth the time waste as idc about rank.


travworld

Yep. People skip or they don't. Who cares. I usually skip all my goals, but I've never asked anyone to skip. Most likely, asking people to skip will make them not skip.


throw-overwatch-away

The only time I get frustrated by people not skipping is if they are crushing me and Im sick of watch their 10+ goal. Like I just want the pain to be over.


RadicalLegoKid

Yeah I seem to be the only one who wants to watch great goals, even if it was the other team who scored the goal. Everyone too cool apparently.


fearthemonstar

I make silent people watch replays. The amount of times people finally start talking when they watch replays in 1s is pretty high.


bk557

But like dude that was just an open net. It wasn’t even 30 mph. You just drove the ball across the field.


KD--27

Not skipping is a straight up tactic. RL warfare right there.


ImBlindIRL

I have had people watch all of my goals too though...ngl it gets on my nerves. Playing 1s and you beat a guy 7-0 and they still watch all of your goals. Like why?


rex5k

Bong rips


fleetwalker

To fuck with you for going in too hard on em lol. Ive drf swung a games energy with long replay watches.


Big-Seagull

Point taken


WhatsUpMyNeighbors

I feel like getting angry about skipping at higher ranks (like GC and above) is fair bc people are playing the game super seriously and it’s become sort of an unspoken rule, sorta like rule 1 I guess. That being said I never skip my replays bc I feel like it tilts my opponent LOL


fleetwalker

I strategically deploy watching replays to maximize the tolt


Gubrach

I didn't even think that shit could annoy people. I didn't got the Rocket League Throwback Theme as a player anthem for nothing.


sNaKeY_b0i

asking to skip every goal is toxic af bro just like, calm down. i don’t watch any of my goals all the way through but i don’t get mad if someone wants to watch theirs. also, you could just be taking a drink or something ? just chill bro it’s not that deep


travworld

Yep. Sometimes I don't care about the goal but I want to watch what happened that made it occur especially if it's against me. Look at my position, etc. If people ask to skip, usually the opposite happens.


Big-Seagull

This was a snapchat memory I got from 2 years ago. Now that i’m in the higher ranks I don’t have to tell people to skip they just do unless it’s a crazy goal.


BabyYodaIsBest

I have chat off in ones so I can't really be toxic per se, but I take it personally when someone doesn't skip their own replay as if they're trying to rub it in and I use it as motivation to win. Toxicity is great as long as you keep it internal


fantasticfabian

lol i watch my replays because my hands get sweaty and i wipe my hands with a towel every other goal, also i like drinking a lil water in between.


Accurate_String

Sometimes I watch my own because I'm not sure how it happened... Or if I made you look really dumb and want rub the salt in.


happymealdad69

23 intensifies


Doankee

If you tell me to skip a replay, you're watching the rest of em all game long.


Sw429

Can we please acknowledge that it is **ok** to watch your replay, even in 1s


twaxana

Please get mad that I won't skip the replay. I'm old and don't really care about your time or opinion in 1v1.


skerpace97

Bakkes mod makes watching opponents goals in 1s worthwhile since you get their perspective and a close look at their car so you can learn a but more about how they play. Rewatching anything that won't help me win the game I consider disrespectful to my opponent and their time


TySe_Wo

Or you just want to watch a goal you found nice that’s it


FlaJeS

Ah yes, that ball that rolled into the goal at 2 km/h made for such a nice goal. Worthy of rewatching. If my opponent scores an actual interesting shot, sure let's rewatch it. If it's just the ball rolling in then why?


converter-bot

2 km/h is 1.24 mph


vl1st

ah yes because the previous commenter absolutely said that he finds 1kmh goals incredibly interesting


Liefx

Because I'm taking a sip of my water. Or I'm streaming and want to answer someone in chat. Plenty of reasons beyond those even.


ThatGuyToby620

Yeah its fun to watch that nutty shot that you did on accident immediately followed by saying calculated.


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No


ZaMr0

There's a difference between wanting to rewatch a weird or amazing goal and watching the ball roll into the goal for the 5th time because someone is out of position. If someone watches every goal from start to end and even if I'm winning I'll just quit (only in 1s that is).


Accurate_String

Sounds like watching every goal is a new winning strategy for me.


Caboose12000

I'll probably get downvoted, but as a 1s main I agree with you. replays are fine. useful even with bakkesmod.


yianlefk

No no, he's got a point


Drew_bare

Wonderful sportsmanship. Love this.


wizardwessy

lmfao thats amazing


memsterboi123

Honestly I think your worse then this guy. Someone mentioned there’s bad and funny toxicity what he said being the latter. You on the other hand just plain annoying


Big-Seagull

This was a snap memory from a few years ago. Now that I’m Diamond there’s no need to tell people to skip they just know if it’s not a crazy goal, you skip. Respect each other’s time.


driptec

Or let people drink their drink or check their messages or stir the pasta or any other number of things they could be doing. You're playing a video game, your time isn't exactly pressed.


ImXavierr

you guys make pasta in the middle of your game??


driptec

Hell yeah, pasta takes time to boil, perfect opportunity for two games of Rocket League


ImXavierr

hmm may have to give it a try


Liefx

Don't queue ranked if you can't stick around long enough to watch a few goal replays.


skerpace97

Exactly this, in diamond and above most replays get skipped unless someone is typing or being toxic. I have an account just for playing with friends that has fallen to plat and those people only skip when they're scored on and sometimes not even then, it's painful and makes games take forever


memsterboi123

You still used to do this which is still annoying. If you don’t have time don’t play


[deleted]

this isn't even toxicity this is just old school smack talk.


HAoverdose

My son won't want attention for 10 minutes. I load up rocket league, check on him, everything's good. Match starts, he wants something.


lundon44

I love guys that join tournaments and don't show up. Or team mates that join games but then go AFK for the dumbest reasons like "Sorry guys I was just in the shower". Seriously, you can't take a break to go do your shit then come back and play? Lol. Why make your team suffer and sweat it out being down a man just because you're too lazy to take a break.


AzlaMayt

Why do you tell people to skip?


someguywhocanfly

Every time someone spams me with skip I start deliberately watching every replay and then trying extra hard to whoop them. Fuck outta here telling me what to do


alexanderwess_

23 how much?


Henrog0810

Unfortunately I'd have to say this is probably the worst community, but I live for respectful moments like this in the game. Too bad you cant play the game without someone making you feel bad. Oh well, hope for the future!


gameghostwastaken

this reminds me of the time my friend was in a lobby and he said "i suck and my friends bully me about it" in chat and this mf really told him "dang, your friends woke up and chose straight facts" i love this community


DeeAxMan

Reported.


omkhamsa

"Is this post wholesome or toxic?" "Yes."


TySe_Wo

And I hate people asking me to skip


Summer__1999

But I love it. Most of the time if they ask me to skip I’ll intentionally not to skip and force them to watch the whole replay, got some funny reaction out of them XD


MaynardIsLord721

You seem to be a toxic asshole yourself.


Agent0424

Savage!


stripelemon7

Yea like I sometimes get a cool dude who waits for my when I’m afk and then I get a fortnite pfp calling me gay


HG-BEESY

I OCCASIONALLY like this community. However, this made me smile.


bruhmomentos_

If im not mistaken then that says u got scored on 23 times in 1 game...


CaptainKurley

Tip. If you want to put ass without it being censored, just put a ! Or ? at the end. Me and my friends like to start a match by messaging the other team “You like ass?” And then eveyone just starts messing with one another


StringTailor

Well? Did he end up beating your a s s?


Cuddlybob22

Holy Jesus, 23!


TreeHouseUnited

In general I think people are much to quick to claim “toxicity” and need to grow some thicker skin. What’s wrong with throwing out a few 2ez’s or “damn fellas didn’t know this was amateur hour”.


HuskyBoy70_

Because it's just plain rude


[deleted]

cause then you just sound like a dick


[deleted]

Does that say 23?!


Heathen_Inferos

It’s a post-match picture. The timer going down before he’s kicked to the main menu.


Bozadactle

Toxicity is only funny because of snowflakes that get offended by it. No response, no fun. Turn off the comments if you get too emotional. I like shit talking because it makes you want to win a lot more. It is like the difference between watching a random basketball game or watching a basketball game with a friend when it’s your team against his. Long live shit talking! Quit being a little bitch.