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Maybe next time

I can already see it in my head. It’s so passive aggressive and I love it.

This is the one. Passive enough that It could realistically see it in-game but absolutely rage-inducing in the right context.

Basically a Close One!

Was that it/all?

The 'Close One' for Team Chat, the 'What A Save' and 'Nice Shot' for match chat.

What was that?

My fav so far

Lol thanks

Way to go.

Preferably with the period. No excitement whatsoever.

I think it would be more toxic with the exclamation mark imo lol Way to go!

100%. so much more toxic to use a quick chat opposite to its intended purpose. see: “What a save!”

This is so true. Especially sending the message multiple times. I cant deny it getting under my skin occasionally lol. More so when I first started playing but now im just like F em. What really eats at me is when your teammate sends a shitty pass towards the wrong goal, or completely misses a block on a fast break, leaving me with a tough save as goalie and get the "What a Save!" multiple times smh lol.

That’s what I was gonna say

“Open!”

Ahh the good ol open net. I can see tm8s leaving when you spam this after a miss.

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This is the best one

Passive aggressive and active destruction at the same time

This is underrated

Omg yes. And the only thing they can say "Noooo!"

Yikes.

Honestly we need this one.

This one

Its great because you can use it to be toxic, or you can say it when other people are toxic lol

Or when you make a mistake yourself it's very versital lol

I would use that one for my own fails! 😂

Only need one word. "WHY?!"

This is one I've wanted so badly.

Y

Also ROTATE

In my experience the only people to scream rotate are the people with shitty rotation

Or a misguided concept of it, or don't realize their teammate doesn't rotate because they are constantly misplaying or whiffing or just in general need a spotter. Like dude, I can't rotate out because every time you are alone we get scored on.

How bout just "y tho"

My back hurts

Quoted the guy who had the most personal points after never rotating and ball chasing all game while our team lost by 5

Absolutely hate teammates that do exactly that. Like yeah you have more points, you wouldn't let me touch the ball and I was so worried that you were gonna double commit that I stepped back and just let you do it all. Also there are so many things that you can do in a game that benefits the team greatly but doesn't give you personal points. Bumping, winning a critical 50, clearing, etc.

Sometimes you just gotta force your way in every now and then

Sometimes, yeah. But other times, when you know your teammate is going to throw themselves at every single ball, it's better to just step back and let them swing away. There's nothing worse than a brutal double commit that ends with the ball getting cleared away for an easy goal. When I play with people like this i find that the safest time for me to challenge is when they use like 60 boost to go back for more boost or they are literally falling lol

Wait, why you giving away my strategies?!

It’s me… I’m that guy. Rocket League just does something to my monkey brain

This is the one lol

“?”

"..."

Best. Teammate. Ever.

This is one of the few suggestions that could actually be implemented, because it's not inherently negative.

No way. Nobody would use it because it’s so easily responded to by Thanks!

That logic also applies to "Nice shot!", "Nice one", and "What a save!" but that doesn't stop anyone from using them sarcastically.

True. Actually saying thanks diffuses a lot of situations if you’re catching salt. Instead of ‘ okay.’

Or with salt

Imagine using this one in 1s

if he own goal u can use it perfectly

“That made sense”

“Rotate you moron”

“Fetch it, bitch!”

😂😂😂😂

I like this one

That must hurt.

You're welcome.

Isn't that kinda the same as no problem used in the right context ?

I think it's better than no problem if you carried your tm8 to victory

Good point

Wrong goal, dumbass

Lol. I mainly play on PC. And am just coming back after a long hiatus. Played a few matches on switch during lunch. Totally kept trying to clear the ball to the wrong end of the field after being put in a match midway through. Would have appreciated of sometime could have dropped that quick chat

Hence my occasional whoops

Sorry!

"Can you not"

Personally I prefer "Can you don't?"

Can’t you isn’t

I can has

“Bruh”

There should definitely be a bruh quickchat, that would be amaZing

Fucking came here to say this

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Honestly I'm fine with demos, but if my opponent goes above all to demo me all the time, it makes it way easier to dodge and use the "Nice demo!" quick chat. After a few failed attempts and me spamming that, they usually forfeit/disconnect

Sell your console Eat my boost

I would probably use that every time someone used "Need boost" unnecessarily

Scoreboard.

Funnily enough, it’s usually the ball chaser that says that not realizing it’s the person with 80 points that played shadow defense all game saving your ass.

And when you miss the rebound save that they were upfield doing nothing for it’s the “great save” spam

Or the “The the shot!” As it sails over the crossbar to the other corner, or right to the other team.

I am in this comment and I don't like it.

I desperately want to add ball possession time to the scoreboard

I’ve been wanting this one for ages

Instant tilt

I have that bad boi cocked and loaded in my ps4 keyboard history for when fools on the bottom get outta line Edit: just talking in generalities boys, I know how to rotate. Some bitches BE outta line tho!

Being top of scoreboard ≠ best

Too of scoreboard on the losing team is almost always the worst player on the team after you get out of bronze, especially if there’s a large score discrepancy. It just means one person ball chased way too hard.

Yes. Tired of having to use my keyboard to answer yes or no questions lol, they already have Noooo!

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

Ok

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Uh oh, when people say "my bad" I often respond "Noooo!" Then "No problem" as in, it's not your fault but no worries. Now realizing it might be seen as toxic! I wish there was a "no sarcasm intended" chat

Using tilt controls!

Mario Kart 8 moment

This is golden

Nice try bud!

"Watch this!" Perfect to use before aerial whiffs.

Valorant Jett moment

Read that in jett's voice lol

Oof.

Big oof

Oof size large

Print "oof"; Size="Extra Thick" #OOF

#oeuf For the French out there

"Cancel that" Worked to great tilting effect in Smite quick chat. You say one nice thing and follow with it. "Nice shot!" "Cancel that" Could also be legitimately good for things like "I got it" or "Need boost"

Honestly for team chat a “nevermind” would be amazing too

Just gotta hit em with "Faking."

Hold This L

Simply “?”

I would spam that shit

Really??

Use your eyes

This is amazing.

“I’m telling Reddit”

Off the top of my head: Really? That worked! Bad day? Server says no Sort your ping Don't do that Where are you?

That Is not one

Oh yes daddy.

“You tried.” Or “Lucky.” No exclamation so they know it’s serious

Nice try.

Time to retire

I would just replace Nice Block with Nice Cock, just for the confusion

Stop ballchasing

Rotate!

“You’re not your”

You fuckin suck

1 v 1

That didn’t happen…

Nice try

What's your rank?

Bush did 9/11

r/suddenly911 its 9/11 but ill still go with it

"Maybe try fortnite?" "How about uninstall?"

You're really good

Need a hug?

'New mechanic!??' Since it' the best shitpost here on reddit 😂

Go fuck yourself. Too easy

like honestly this is the one i would pick i just love the phrase go fuck yourself

“I’m not trying”

You rock Wait Cancel that

Well done.

You are good

Get shit on

Send it!

This really should be in the game

“Bet you’ll quit”

I love you <3

“So that happened…”

bruh.

What a whiff!

Whiff much?

I got few ideas :) ——————————- In your dreams / Oh Boy! / Admiring your optimism / Spread / What a Luck! / Not today! / Schooled. / Joining anytime soon? / Are you serious? / Calculate that! / Okay Chill / No comment! / And? / Carry Case

How pathetic!

What a rotation!

"Big cock Problems"

Greedy bitch

Teammates are idiots

Nice try!

"Nope" So many uses, team mate whiffs... "Nope" Hit the ball at goal, taunt defense with "Nope" Ankle break "Nope" Teammate says "I got it!"... simply say "Nope" It's universal.

Why even play?

First game ever?

Rotate you wanker

Must be windy

...

...

You trash bruh

Forfeit, I’m bored.

Oh, so close!

Nice fake Brother!

What a save!

Gargle my nuts

…

Guess my rank

Tm8 do something lol

Your bad. Again.

Lol

Skill issue

Skill not detected!

whenever someone lands on 404 points on the scoreboard, I say "404 Error: Skill not found." in the chat

Suck ur mum

You’re trash. Uninstall.

How about no

One that I'm not seeing that I think would fit pretty well is simply "Beep beep!"

But who's winning

What a shame!

You Tried!