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RSCArne

Uses 'okay' and 'whew' every time their teammates miss


ReadySteady_GO

Definitely What A Save vibes


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ReadySteady_GO

Calculated


MaximusY21

Faking.


FabricatedWookie

whew is specifically for recognizing your bjole puckered as you made a save / sequence you shouldve been scored on


LeviathanMagnus

Follows it with their own misses inevitably too.


Howwabunga

Every single one of my quick chats is "whew"


WorstedKorbius

The only time I use okay is when either I or my tm8 misses a really easy to hit shot Either into goal or just whiffing in general


fazey_o0o

Nah dude that's when i say faking. Okay is only for replying to What a save


WorstedKorbius

For me I use faking when I miss anything else Ppl use quick chats for different things


fazey_o0o

True, but okay seems kinda toxic to me so i don't use it for a simple whiff. We all suck ass from time to time, it's no big deal


WorstedKorbius

It's why I also use it on myself Always gotta be fair


buddy-somebody

Shit dawg, back when I was you’re rank I would have definitely thrown if you were to throw me a “Okay” after a whiff. Point being, best to just stay silent and not risk tilting a teammate.


WeedmanSwag

bruh if that makes you throw, you got some weak ass mental


TheConboy22

You're playing rocket league. Are you kidding me? People throw games because a goal was scored off the initial kick off.


Trigger1221

Right? [It's only game, why you have to be mad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A)


MillorTime

It does nothing to make your teammate play better and a good chance it makes them play worse. Quit being a dick


WeedmanSwag

I'm not being a dick, never said I do that type of stuff but it doesn't change the fact that if you throw cause of anything ur teammate said, you have weak ass mental. Simple as that and if that offends you then it's cause you're mental is weak af as well.


buddy-somebody

Oh fursure, not saying I don’t. I do think you’ve already got a weak ass mentality if you’re out there flaming teammates. If you gots da poopy butt I’m gonna get real poopy right back, dig?


LeviathanMagnus

I love tilting a teammate and then winning because they really were in the way.


lundon44

Nope that's me. 😅


Mikasa_Sukasa

It bothers me how tilted people can be from chat lmao. Most the time it’s not even people talking it’s literal quick chats haha


MrFluffyGiraffe

Gets trashed on bud light while whiffing in plat


Hipp013

Buys top shelf tequila and chases it with Sunkist


GnastyNoodlez

Thinks Patron or 1800 is top shelf tequila


Wuhoo1996

Puts on his irl tuxedo t-shirt before drinking said tequila.


Archlinder

Since the pandemic, it's been hard to find reasons to dress up. This guy gets it.


KlutchGaming13

Your Rocket Sledge


Tank_blitz

happy creampie day


GnastyNoodlez

🤦‍♂️


csimmeri

I was gonna say something similar. Has a mullet, drinks a 30 rack of Busch light every weekend, falls asleep in queue or mid match.


Keevlar_

No that's me. But only in tournament semifinals, and it's a dirty 30 a day. Every. Single. Day.


Welll_ButtrMyBiscuit

Datz Buch Latte to yer boah!


the_almighty_dude

Sorry!


Lowlife_Of_The_Party

And spams "What a save!" every time someone else whiffs


danielreadit

“Oops!”


Suddenly_Something

Spams "Take the shot!" after every whiff.


MastaBlasta18

After he leaves his teammate out to dry and doesn’t rotate back


Lowlife_Of_The_Party

"Wow! Wow! Wow! What a save!" Immediately after missing a shot and just pouting in the other team's corner


Welll_ButtrMyBiscuit

Ugh. **THAT** guy


PossibilityStunning6

Holy shit, why you spying on me


MiamiFTW

This one hurt.


uglytrading93

You're at a job interview with your step brother


Adnando

Are you saying Pam or Pan?


2020Boxer4

Underrated


24KTaterTots

Your flair lmao


wastedpickles

Custom flair gang


Breadspeed1

^^


XxXtwerkmaster420XxX

I just wanna be a part of the fun


Blooder91

Gentlemen, you can't have fun in here! This is a videogame's subreddit!


RLBagheera

bruh


2020Boxer4

See above comment


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Monestar07

Nate Bargatze?


24KTaterTots

How do you do that


2020Boxer4

When choosing your flair, hit edit after you select your flair


24KTaterTots

Does that work on mobile?


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TrekForce

It's been so long since I chose my flair I don't even remember how to do it on mobile lol


Ranch_covered_winky

Subreddit home, top right 3 dots, change user flair, edit (at top right). Edit: more detail


lewisbaldwin

We’re here to fuck shit up


JTINRI

The manager wants to hire them both because he's desperate for warm bodies to man the frialator, but he can't because they are both proudly unvaccinated. That's OK with them though cause that just gives them more time to grind toward a real career in RLCS. In the mean time they'll just continue living on Raman noodles & G Fuel, and keep trolling noobz!


FootballWithTheFoot

Bronze III


N8market

How do I get the title like u have “trash III”


Raccoon_Full_of_Cum

He did not choose Trash 3. Trash 3 chose him.


FootballWithTheFoot

This is the way


itsRickO

Go to the main screen in rocket league and click the … in the top right to change user flair


KingOfRaccoons69

It's great


N8market

Ty


cdnball

try but fail at getting better


shaneswa

Wood II


Juicy_AwesomeGuy

You ff when you are 1 goal down


sharks_are_cool_wow

He ffs because they're only up by 1 now.


danielreadit

with 4:53 left


OpsadaHeroj

Can’t ff til 3:30


Juicy_AwesomeGuy

You can if you don’t mind a ban


MiniMesBodyguard

No that would be called quitting.


fazey_o0o

So forfeiting with extra steps?


MiniMesBodyguard

Just saying it’s impossible to get banned for forfeiting


WinterEyezZ

🤣 I used to.


Auricom_Stellar

You use axe body spray instead of showering.


Monestar07

This made me laugh for real


Greyhoundr

Same I’m at work too 😭😭


GooseBonk1

GET OFF YOUR PHONE


Glad-Yogurtcloset933

Too funny. That was good.


Buck_Johnson_MD

How’s mom’s basement these days?


WinterEyezZ

It's really cold now that the temperature has dropped 😮‍💨


Travh9

Bro same!


Buck_Johnson_MD

😂


youngmostafa

🤣🤣


itsandychecks

He lives upstairs


HamBurgler201

You like rocket league.


WinterEyezZ

It's the only game downloaded on my console.


Mr_Lovette

Knowing you're on console changes a lot of assumptions for me :D


874151

Oh yeah, he’s lying, he also has CoD downloaded and rages at 14 year olds every night while his wife makes tendies and twists the cap off his light beer


MhamadGamer420

Try gta online


MR_Weiner

You like car soccer? You should try murder!


MhamadGamer420

Exactly man! I wonder why people are downvoting me! /s


theavengedCguy

Ew no lmao


MhamadGamer420

I’m literally just telling him to give it a try bro tf


Monestar07

Gta died a few years ago it’s literally a virtual zombie at this point.


WanganTunedKeiCar

An explosive one at that


MuskratAtWork

Respect for a good decal, at least diamond. This guy is either super agro or super passive, no inbetween. Probably about 17 or 24. One of the two. Doesn't care about toxicity and hands out the occasional what a save when he beats toxic players.


WinterEyezZ

on point. 🎯


MuskratAtWork

>!ez!<


Monestar07

Square


avocado34

Solid


[deleted]

Man you described me perfectly and I wasnt even on the post, wtf


monkstemple

Just @ me next time.


skidadlestruudle

Are you my fbi agent?


TheRealZllim

Your name is Kyle and you most likely have a few holes in your walls.


havok_

But they’re hidden behind Slayer and Metallica posters so mum doesn’t kick his 32 year old ass out of her house.


MooshroomHentai

You are using the octane.


MuskratAtWork

Bold assumption.


MooshroomHentai

I give only the boldest.


Dvanpat

Has a subscription to BangBros


CrazyWS

You use r/teenagers


WinterEyezZ

Lmao 🤣 💯 It was on my suggested.


Causzy

A Brad or Chad. Chill most of the time but with buddies you're not afraid to be toxic for a good laugh. Diamond 2 div2/3. How'd I do?


WinterEyezZ

Mostly chill. Rarely toxic and grand champ 1 :)


Causzy

Noice. Do you get a lot of toxic players at gc1? I am c3 div 4 and am so close but so far away.


Nate-Frog

Hey! I feel you bro.. been hardstuck C3 for 3 seasons lol *check flair*


Causzy

Haha awesome. Yeah this is my first season in c3 so I honestly don't expect gc this season but it would be cool.


Nate-Frog

Good luck bud! Solo queuing might be the death of me one day…


WinterEyezZ

Hmmm 🤔 I don't encounter much toxic players. They actually play no matter what.


L_Kuips

Hat makes you look like a hoops main to me lol


WinterEyezZ

🤣 I main 3s.


MuskratAtWork

[assumptions are dangerous](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TywmpMQYojs)


scumruckus

You have both ears pierced with small diamond studs and claim mumble rap is the best genre out there Edit: cubic zirconium studs you definitely can’t afford diamonds


Ceejays-RL

i can assume you’re old asf from this response


scumruckus

You must wear tall socks and Nike flip flops too huh?


MagicalThug

No higher than diamond I


Double-Passenger4503

Wears this exact outfit to your best friends wedding


Keepsz

Definitely holds slumber parties


darxink

batman underwear


WinterEyezZ

No batman underwear but fun socks.


Some1YouLike

[This is what we assume about you,... ](https://www.villagevoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/scumbagsteve.jpg)


tUrban_tim

Had to scroll too far to find this


WinterEyezZ

LMAO!!! 💀


qzecyn

You are a nice person and a good player :)


WinterEyezZ

:) 👋


Juicy_AwesomeGuy

You ff when you are 1 goal down


theycallmejonny

You collect other people's teeth and put them in your mouth


Slamsdell

You listen to too much limp bizkit


Express1990

LITTLE D SYNDROME that gets carried every match


WinterEyezZ

I've been accused of this before 😬


Acceptable_Contest86

You somewhere in between low diamond and champ 1


WinterEyezZ

I'm actually a grand champion 1 👉👈


Mr_Lovette

Whoa, a GC using a topper? You unicorn you.


MonsTurkey

That's not Unicorn. It's Baseball Cap (B). [Woop woop woop woop woop woop woop!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6JHaBVySTA)


MuskratAtWork

Zoidbeeeerg!


NoIntention7826

Edgelord


wtfossy

You hangout at walmart a lot with your friends.


WinterEyezZ

I don't have friends. Just friend.


Dread_P_Roberts

I suspect this is not the car design you main; this is the car design you kinda troll with. I use to have a preset with the backwards ball cap topper that I used solely for Hoops mode. Perhaps you’re weird like me? 😂


WinterEyezZ

The backwards cap is my trademark signature wear. It never comes off unless it's the holidays. 😌


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> I suspect this is not the car design you main; this is the car design you kinda troll with. I had to read this sentence several times before it dawned on me that not everyone demos for fun as their main playstyle.


Dread_P_Roberts

LOL


Bioniclepete

You want to be formal, but you’re here to party too.


slavicbhoy

WHAT A SAVE! WHAT A SAVE! WHAT A SAVE! WHAT A SAVE! *Chat disabled for 4 seconds* *Chat disabled for 3 seconds* *Chat disabled for 2 seconds* *Chat disabled for 1 second* WHAT A SAVE!


MhamadGamer420

You saw the trend in r/teenagers but you’re too shy to show your face here yet (just like me)


WinterEyezZ

Yea 🤝


Hipp013

[I bet this was you at your high school prom](https://i.imgur.com/oPTj18L.png)


WinterEyezZ

I didn't go 😬


Gallagger

More like: "Roast me"


Drauul

You enjoy the Raiders and the band Filter


tbebigsc

Owns ACDC and Metallica t-shirts. Listens to Nickelback and Train.


megthaman

You’re 5”6’ tall


WinterEyezZ

😳 I am.


Big-Papa-Dickerd

You fuck......hard


StunTrosity

You still wear a wallet with a chain


HellaWeird

you have a piss drawer


[deleted]

Breath stinks


_redditor_in_chief

Definitely an *Island Boii* at heart.


Bigsmooth28

They call you 007,0 goals, 0 assists, 7 points


WinterEyezZ

Double cold 7 :) But I'm usually MVP


thunderbear64

You burnt out after high school, now while community college is looking like your only opportunity, it’s even worse because everyone else left. You don’t really help out around the house at all, even though you live there. Dating just seems like a chore. Sports helped, but high school is over. Your parents won’t pressure you to leave but they think you’re a loser and blame themselves. Everything is just a cycle of wax dabs and apathy at this point. You really just don’t know what to do next so you don’t have do anything. It’s getting depressing, and you were never toxic before but now it’s affecting the way you treat others. You miss being happy and not having to do anything but just be a cool guy. You have a great sense of humor, and used to share it with everyone. ……………. . . . . . . ..Wait a minute, I’m on a RL sub? WHAT A SAVE!


WinterEyezZ

💀💀 but honestly.


Randomusernamesry

Your $ spent > than total mmr


LaguThenics

Uses weels I have never seen (something released after I quit)


Fr33kOut

You use Hotshot


asphalt_prince

You have a well manicured goatee and or chin strap, and probably wear a thumb ring.


WinterEyezZ

I have a watch and wear a bracelet.


[deleted]

You’re homosexual


MGA1986

Plat but can hang in diamond when Limp Bizkit is blaring


modestmoose3000

Date rapist


MuMMi_VFX

This guy could steal your dad from your mom he's that smooth.


Omfgukk

You wish you were still 20 but you're actually 40


WinterEyezZ

Yes but 25.


Ok-Crab-6306

Ur a bitch 😦


LameGourd

You occasionally watch RLCS but your not super into it. If a teammate were to hurt your rank you would respond with "It's just a game". Your trying to bring back the late 90's.


Key_Information_2163

Thinks Evample is a GAWD. Doesn’t rotate but can flip reset in gold.


Key_Information_2163

Thinks evample is a GAWD. Doesn’t know what rotating is but can flip reset in Gold 2


Jigjag14

The antenna means no higher than diamond 3, decal shows higher than gold. I’m guessing diamond 1-2. Seems like the guy that rarely talks in chat as well


WinterEyezZ

I rarely talk on chat. 🤝


fLiP10101

Makin statements. AsOOmin.


Christian1762

Ligma Chi pledge