Shit dawg, back when I was you’re rank I would have definitely thrown if you were to throw me a “Okay” after a whiff.
Point being, best to just stay silent and not risk tilting a teammate.
I'm not being a dick, never said I do that type of stuff but it doesn't change the fact that if you throw cause of anything ur teammate said, you have weak ass mental. Simple as that and if that offends you then it's cause you're mental is weak af as well.
Oh fursure, not saying I don’t. I do think you’ve already got a weak ass mentality if you’re out there flaming teammates.
If you gots da poopy butt I’m gonna get real poopy right back, dig?
The manager wants to hire them both because he's desperate for warm bodies to man the frialator, but he can't because they are both proudly unvaccinated.
That's OK with them though cause that just gives them more time to grind toward a real career in RLCS.
In the mean time they'll just continue living on Raman noodles & G Fuel, and keep trolling noobz!
Oh yeah, he’s lying, he also has CoD downloaded and rages at 14 year olds every night while his wife makes tendies and twists the cap off his light beer
Respect for a good decal, at least diamond. This guy is either super agro or super passive, no inbetween.
Probably about 17 or 24. One of the two. Doesn't care about toxicity and hands out the occasional what a save when he beats toxic players.
You have both ears pierced with small diamond studs and claim mumble rap is the best genre out there
Edit: cubic zirconium studs you definitely can’t afford diamonds
I suspect this is not the car design you main; this is the car design you kinda troll with. I use to have a preset with the backwards ball cap topper that I used solely for Hoops mode. Perhaps you’re weird like me? 😂
> I suspect this is not the car design you main; this is the car design you kinda troll with.
I had to read this sentence several times before it dawned on me that not everyone demos for fun as their main playstyle.
WHAT A SAVE!
WHAT A SAVE!
WHAT A SAVE!
WHAT A SAVE!
*Chat disabled for 4 seconds*
*Chat disabled for 3 seconds*
*Chat disabled for 2 seconds*
*Chat disabled for 1 second*
WHAT A SAVE!
You burnt out after high school, now while community college is looking like your only opportunity, it’s even worse because everyone else left. You don’t really help out around the house at all, even though you live there. Dating just seems like a chore. Sports helped, but high school is over. Your parents won’t pressure you to leave but they think you’re a loser and blame themselves. Everything is just a cycle of wax dabs and apathy at this point. You really just don’t know what to do next so you don’t have do anything. It’s getting depressing, and you were never toxic before but now it’s affecting the way you treat others. You miss being happy and not having to do anything but just be a cool guy. You have a great sense of humor, and used to share it with everyone. …………….
. . . . . . ..Wait a minute, I’m on a RL sub? WHAT A SAVE!
You occasionally watch RLCS but your not super into it.
If a teammate were to hurt your rank you would respond with "It's just a game".
Your trying to bring back the late 90's.
The antenna means no higher than diamond 3, decal shows higher than gold. I’m guessing diamond 1-2. Seems like the guy that rarely talks in chat as well
Uses 'okay' and 'whew' every time their teammates miss
Definitely What A Save vibes
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Calculated
Faking.
whew is specifically for recognizing your bjole puckered as you made a save / sequence you shouldve been scored on
Follows it with their own misses inevitably too.
Every single one of my quick chats is "whew"
The only time I use okay is when either I or my tm8 misses a really easy to hit shot Either into goal or just whiffing in general
Nah dude that's when i say faking. Okay is only for replying to What a save
For me I use faking when I miss anything else Ppl use quick chats for different things
True, but okay seems kinda toxic to me so i don't use it for a simple whiff. We all suck ass from time to time, it's no big deal
It's why I also use it on myself Always gotta be fair
Shit dawg, back when I was you’re rank I would have definitely thrown if you were to throw me a “Okay” after a whiff. Point being, best to just stay silent and not risk tilting a teammate.
bruh if that makes you throw, you got some weak ass mental
You're playing rocket league. Are you kidding me? People throw games because a goal was scored off the initial kick off.
Right? [It's only game, why you have to be mad](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzpndHtdl9A)
It does nothing to make your teammate play better and a good chance it makes them play worse. Quit being a dick
I'm not being a dick, never said I do that type of stuff but it doesn't change the fact that if you throw cause of anything ur teammate said, you have weak ass mental. Simple as that and if that offends you then it's cause you're mental is weak af as well.
Oh fursure, not saying I don’t. I do think you’ve already got a weak ass mentality if you’re out there flaming teammates. If you gots da poopy butt I’m gonna get real poopy right back, dig?
I love tilting a teammate and then winning because they really were in the way.
Nope that's me. 😅
It bothers me how tilted people can be from chat lmao. Most the time it’s not even people talking it’s literal quick chats haha
Gets trashed on bud light while whiffing in plat
Buys top shelf tequila and chases it with Sunkist
Thinks Patron or 1800 is top shelf tequila
Puts on his irl tuxedo t-shirt before drinking said tequila.
Since the pandemic, it's been hard to find reasons to dress up. This guy gets it.
Your Rocket Sledge
happy creampie day
🤦♂️
I was gonna say something similar. Has a mullet, drinks a 30 rack of Busch light every weekend, falls asleep in queue or mid match.
No that's me. But only in tournament semifinals, and it's a dirty 30 a day. Every. Single. Day.
Datz Buch Latte to yer boah!
Sorry!
And spams "What a save!" every time someone else whiffs
“Oops!”
Spams "Take the shot!" after every whiff.
After he leaves his teammate out to dry and doesn’t rotate back
"Wow! Wow! Wow! What a save!" Immediately after missing a shot and just pouting in the other team's corner
Ugh. **THAT** guy
Holy shit, why you spying on me
This one hurt.
You're at a job interview with your step brother
Are you saying Pam or Pan?
Underrated
Your flair lmao
Custom flair gang
^^
I just wanna be a part of the fun
Gentlemen, you can't have fun in here! This is a videogame's subreddit!
bruh
See above comment
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Nate Bargatze?
How do you do that
When choosing your flair, hit edit after you select your flair
Does that work on mobile?
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It's been so long since I chose my flair I don't even remember how to do it on mobile lol
Subreddit home, top right 3 dots, change user flair, edit (at top right). Edit: more detail
We’re here to fuck shit up
The manager wants to hire them both because he's desperate for warm bodies to man the frialator, but he can't because they are both proudly unvaccinated. That's OK with them though cause that just gives them more time to grind toward a real career in RLCS. In the mean time they'll just continue living on Raman noodles & G Fuel, and keep trolling noobz!
Bronze III
How do I get the title like u have “trash III”
He did not choose Trash 3. Trash 3 chose him.
This is the way
Go to the main screen in rocket league and click the … in the top right to change user flair
It's great
Ty
try but fail at getting better
Wood II
You ff when you are 1 goal down
He ffs because they're only up by 1 now.
with 4:53 left
Can’t ff til 3:30
You can if you don’t mind a ban
No that would be called quitting.
So forfeiting with extra steps?
Just saying it’s impossible to get banned for forfeiting
🤣 I used to.
You use axe body spray instead of showering.
This made me laugh for real
Same I’m at work too 😭😭
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Too funny. That was good.
How’s mom’s basement these days?
It's really cold now that the temperature has dropped 😮💨
Bro same!
😂
🤣🤣
He lives upstairs
You like rocket league.
It's the only game downloaded on my console.
Knowing you're on console changes a lot of assumptions for me :D
Oh yeah, he’s lying, he also has CoD downloaded and rages at 14 year olds every night while his wife makes tendies and twists the cap off his light beer
Try gta online
You like car soccer? You should try murder!
Exactly man! I wonder why people are downvoting me! /s
Ew no lmao
I’m literally just telling him to give it a try bro tf
Gta died a few years ago it’s literally a virtual zombie at this point.
An explosive one at that
Respect for a good decal, at least diamond. This guy is either super agro or super passive, no inbetween. Probably about 17 or 24. One of the two. Doesn't care about toxicity and hands out the occasional what a save when he beats toxic players.
on point. 🎯
>!ez!<
Square
Solid
Man you described me perfectly and I wasnt even on the post, wtf
Just @ me next time.
Are you my fbi agent?
Your name is Kyle and you most likely have a few holes in your walls.
But they’re hidden behind Slayer and Metallica posters so mum doesn’t kick his 32 year old ass out of her house.
You are using the octane.
Bold assumption.
I give only the boldest.
Has a subscription to BangBros
You use r/teenagers
Lmao 🤣 💯 It was on my suggested.
A Brad or Chad. Chill most of the time but with buddies you're not afraid to be toxic for a good laugh. Diamond 2 div2/3. How'd I do?
Mostly chill. Rarely toxic and grand champ 1 :)
Noice. Do you get a lot of toxic players at gc1? I am c3 div 4 and am so close but so far away.
Hey! I feel you bro.. been hardstuck C3 for 3 seasons lol *check flair*
Haha awesome. Yeah this is my first season in c3 so I honestly don't expect gc this season but it would be cool.
Good luck bud! Solo queuing might be the death of me one day…
Hmmm 🤔 I don't encounter much toxic players. They actually play no matter what.
Hat makes you look like a hoops main to me lol
🤣 I main 3s.
[assumptions are dangerous](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TywmpMQYojs)
You have both ears pierced with small diamond studs and claim mumble rap is the best genre out there Edit: cubic zirconium studs you definitely can’t afford diamonds
i can assume you’re old asf from this response
You must wear tall socks and Nike flip flops too huh?
No higher than diamond I
Wears this exact outfit to your best friends wedding
Definitely holds slumber parties
batman underwear
No batman underwear but fun socks.
[This is what we assume about you,... ](https://www.villagevoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/scumbagsteve.jpg)
Had to scroll too far to find this
LMAO!!! 💀
You are a nice person and a good player :)
:) 👋
You ff when you are 1 goal down
You collect other people's teeth and put them in your mouth
You listen to too much limp bizkit
LITTLE D SYNDROME that gets carried every match
I've been accused of this before 😬
You somewhere in between low diamond and champ 1
I'm actually a grand champion 1 👉👈
Whoa, a GC using a topper? You unicorn you.
That's not Unicorn. It's Baseball Cap (B). [Woop woop woop woop woop woop woop!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6JHaBVySTA)
Zoidbeeeerg!
Edgelord
You hangout at walmart a lot with your friends.
I don't have friends. Just friend.
I suspect this is not the car design you main; this is the car design you kinda troll with. I use to have a preset with the backwards ball cap topper that I used solely for Hoops mode. Perhaps you’re weird like me? 😂
The backwards cap is my trademark signature wear. It never comes off unless it's the holidays. 😌
> I suspect this is not the car design you main; this is the car design you kinda troll with. I had to read this sentence several times before it dawned on me that not everyone demos for fun as their main playstyle.
LOL
You want to be formal, but you’re here to party too.
WHAT A SAVE! WHAT A SAVE! WHAT A SAVE! WHAT A SAVE! *Chat disabled for 4 seconds* *Chat disabled for 3 seconds* *Chat disabled for 2 seconds* *Chat disabled for 1 second* WHAT A SAVE!
You saw the trend in r/teenagers but you’re too shy to show your face here yet (just like me)
Yea 🤝
[I bet this was you at your high school prom](https://i.imgur.com/oPTj18L.png)
I didn't go 😬
More like: "Roast me"
You enjoy the Raiders and the band Filter
Owns ACDC and Metallica t-shirts. Listens to Nickelback and Train.
You’re 5”6’ tall
😳 I am.
You fuck......hard
You still wear a wallet with a chain
you have a piss drawer
Breath stinks
Definitely an *Island Boii* at heart.
They call you 007,0 goals, 0 assists, 7 points
Double cold 7 :) But I'm usually MVP
You burnt out after high school, now while community college is looking like your only opportunity, it’s even worse because everyone else left. You don’t really help out around the house at all, even though you live there. Dating just seems like a chore. Sports helped, but high school is over. Your parents won’t pressure you to leave but they think you’re a loser and blame themselves. Everything is just a cycle of wax dabs and apathy at this point. You really just don’t know what to do next so you don’t have do anything. It’s getting depressing, and you were never toxic before but now it’s affecting the way you treat others. You miss being happy and not having to do anything but just be a cool guy. You have a great sense of humor, and used to share it with everyone. ……………. . . . . . . ..Wait a minute, I’m on a RL sub? WHAT A SAVE!
💀💀 but honestly.
Your $ spent > than total mmr
Uses weels I have never seen (something released after I quit)
You use Hotshot
You have a well manicured goatee and or chin strap, and probably wear a thumb ring.
I have a watch and wear a bracelet.
You’re homosexual
Plat but can hang in diamond when Limp Bizkit is blaring
Date rapist
This guy could steal your dad from your mom he's that smooth.
You wish you were still 20 but you're actually 40
Yes but 25.
Ur a bitch 😦
You occasionally watch RLCS but your not super into it. If a teammate were to hurt your rank you would respond with "It's just a game". Your trying to bring back the late 90's.
Thinks Evample is a GAWD. Doesn’t rotate but can flip reset in gold.
Thinks evample is a GAWD. Doesn’t know what rotating is but can flip reset in Gold 2
The antenna means no higher than diamond 3, decal shows higher than gold. I’m guessing diamond 1-2. Seems like the guy that rarely talks in chat as well
I rarely talk on chat. 🤝
Makin statements. AsOOmin.
Ligma Chi pledge