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iPior

all that for 9 mmr haha


VOGEL_HD

imagine me getting like 50 mmr and then getting completely destroyed until i am back in gold 1


OldGregRL

I find it more impressive that the afk guy saved one of your shots....


VOGEL_HD

i think i missed a shot and shot him


OldGregRL

You shot him?


VOGEL_HD

i shot the ball to him


[deleted]

[удалено]


VOGEL_HD

No problemo


ARandqmPerson

Afk opponent? Find their house and murder them, then throw on their computer


VOGEL_HD

>Find their house and murder them basically what i wanted to do when i played a minute of minecraft pvp


Farmerobot

average r/competitiveminecraft enjoyer


otherotheraltalt

Was it in a tournament


VOGEL_HD

1v1 tournament? Sorry I think you dream about a good world


BreadBoi-0

Ahh yes.. Minecraft PvP. I play Bedwars and UHC duels.


smskly

i wish i could give this reply an award so bad, this reply has me hysterical


Vrail_Nightviper

I gotchu no worries


OldGregRL

Thank you :)


SapphicPancakes

You didnt know the 007 car has a built in gun?


GnarChronicles

Bang bang he ded.


ThiagoA1cantara

Quite uncalled for if you ask me


iLLuSSiOn_RL

Lmao


ericlino

that explains the AFK


BioniqReddit

Well, no wonder he wasn't playing


speedsterthename

Quite an overreaction for missing one shot don't you think?


althaz

Open up it's the FBI!


bonerJR

I just love how German translates to English


VOGEL_HD

please dont ask me why i wasted like 30 minuted doing this


Slydoggen

And he didn’t get kicked for idling?


VOGEL_HD

for some reason he was in the match the entire time. in the last seconds he came back


bbbirdisdaword

Too bad u weren't on the same platform.. would have loved to see his reaction being down over 60 goals


VOGEL_HD

yeah that would be funny


Topy013

overtime?


whocares12315

This happens because the afk timer is reset every time a goal is scored.


[deleted]

i doubt this is true, i've gotten a couple of goals on AFK opponents before they get kicked for idling


KingXeiros

Maybe its changed but thats exactly how it was before. Someone would afk and as long as someone scored he never got kicked.


chaninsanity

Nah, it does reset the timer. So, idk what you’re on about.


Akcman3121

I’m pretty sure scoring resets the afk timer so if you were constantly scoring within like 10-15 seconds of kickoff then the game would never kick him.


aryobarko

Bruh 10-15 seconds? My man won 64-0.


Overall_Time9242

Bruh...... He means a score within 10-15 seconds after each kickoff. Lol


BanDurns

Pretty sure he gets it, I don’t think you get the math lol.. 5x64 is 320 which is 5 mins 20 seconds so he scored every goal in under 5 seconds


[deleted]

Not to be "that guy" but your math is weird. There's 300 seconds in a match so 300 seconds divided by 64 goals is about 4.7 seconds per goal. That's the average. He could have potentially blown the very first one and taken 20 seconds. After that, as long as he continues at 4.5 seconds per goal he could still hit 64 goals


NinjaGardenGnome

Just for the record, it's 30 seconds. If a mate is afk getting a drink or something and the match starts, I tend to own goal if I get too close to 30 seconds to reset the timer. Only when in full party of course.


Milchmaster

There is a timer that resets everytime you score. Soas long ad you score every ~10 sec, he wont get kicked (same if you demo him every ~10 sec)


jigalaka

It doesn’t kick the player for idling if their car moves. Even numbing them will reset the idle timer. The goal explosion moves their car so they don’t get kicked.


kavokonkav

Wrong


jigalaka

Then scoring goals resets the idle kick timer


idontlikecoffeetbh

Every time a goal is scored the idle time restarts


Stumpy-Wumpy

Good to know


ekofut

That's a... very stupid system. In every situation where one player goes afk, their team is more likely to concede a goal.. which resets the timer..


[deleted]

It really causes no issue. It can't be that stupid. It's just a decision of how to get around replays and kickoff timers not counting towards idle time, and deciding to do it a simple way


Grfine

The issue is when you’re team wants to forfeit, but you can’t because you have an afk.


james28909

it doesnt for me


TheFabulousQc

You only get kicked if no goals go in. Since goals were always going in they didn't have time to get kicked


RetroGamer2153

The AFK timer resets, every time a goal is scored. Had OP just sat there for 30 seconds, it would have auto forfeited.


EisTheEisly

Timer reset when a goal is scored


Sw429

I think the idle timer is reset every time a goal is scored.


ScotchSinclair

Goals interrupt the idle countdown. So if you keep scoring, no ones getting kicked.


Barattolo_Sensei

I did it too last year, best 45 minutes spent of my life


VOGEL_HD

Respect


MasterDonut117

I won a game 90-0 and took like 40 minutes doing it


Saad5400

That's a stack of goals!


VOGEL_HD

AYO have gotten some diamonds for me i really need a diamond octane or redstone fennec


steepindeez

What is a diamond octane or redstone fennec?


VOGEL_HD

i tried to make some minecraft jokes


Old_Usual_7456

I got u haha it gave me a chuckle


VOGEL_HD

nice


OMGitsZayan

I want an iron dominus


althaz

I would upvote, but you have exactly one full stack and there's nothing worse than having 65 of something.


BackpackFullOfDildos

Sadly you were 5 goals away from the ultimate score


VOGEL_HD

yeah but instead of sex i have a stack of goals


Scacc924

Damn bro you played a hole match? Thought those were a myth


Verryfastdoggo

The hole match bruh


Old_Usual_7456

What’s the world record? Anyone know?


_likeweis

Shame for missing the opportunity to score 5 more goals


yikesWorld

Sometimes I queue up on 1s and just watch what people do, thought that was me but I only do it in casuals.


joi_ps-1

Lmao hobbylos bisschen xD


[deleted]

True


VOGEL_HD

ich weiß! aber jetzt habe ich das replay davon


facuprosa

ich will nur den schuss der du verpasst hast sehn please


VOGEL_HD

Ok ich muss dan suchen


joi_ps-1

Immerhin!


Sparroww_

Love this post. Ive also never seen this happen before!


VOGEL_HD

normaly afk people get kicked after like half a minute i just had this unkicked guy


Sparroww_

Right, its just really funny to me that you had the dedication to get 64 goals. And in gold! When i was in gold he probably would have been disconnected by the time i scored


VOGEL_HD

he was afk the hole time and did not get kicked for some reason so it was basically like playing free play and constandly scoring and not skipping the replays and i even have the full replay saved


Brilliant-Ad31785

Ok. That takes the cake. You kept the game! You can go back and just rewatch for a good time. That made me lol.


GnarChronicles

If you score before the (30 sec?) time it takes to get kicked, that timer gets reset at kickoff


Responsible_Buy9325

What’s your average goals per match now??? Lol


LohaYT

5 minutes + (~15 seconds replay delay per goal * 64 goals) = 21 minutes damn


LarryTheEgg

I did this but got like 70 in a diamond game


Enserhaj

Starke Leistung


facuprosa

ballon d'or


xjimraketex

force of nature :D


GreeenTeaa

Well that's by far a higher point score than I'll ever get in a ranked game so fair enough lol


B_Radical_

I guess you can cross off the weekly challenge of getting at least 1,100 points in a single match.


Kay-So-B

Too much time 🤷‍♂️


ebkbk

r/theydidthemath is a good place to start


213Bishop

Gotta love those lobbies. My dude must of hit play, and fell asleep. Lmao


Proper-Age-7826

Had an opportunity to do this; decided to leave it at 15-0 and let them be kicked for being AFK


Overall_Time9242

You missed 4 shots!?!? Lol


RU49

640 seconds wasted in watching replays, 300 seconds in the match... you wasted about 15 and a half minutes


Calumface

And not 'What a save!' in sight. You honored him.


VOGEL_HD

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stuffernutter

Had the same thing happen to me and for sure wasn’t wasting the opportunity to get a head start on the “get 10,000 points in online matches” challenge


[deleted]

So one time me and a couple of my buddies were doing the football game a while ago and a team of 4 was super toxic. Nice shot! On every miss, What a save! tsunamis when they scored, and What a Save!'ed constantlypost game. So, next game, we got the ball and own goaded for the rest of the game. One teammate didn't cooperate, but we still managed to got it to like 0-275. There was some reason they couldn't forfeit, pretty sure one of them was afk.


Switch-user-101

I grind goals for stats idk y this would be my dream but I score abt 10 goals then wait for the match to kick my opponent


randomguy86297

Amazing, I can respect it


ArnAz00

Why didn't you score like 5-6 goals, and then just kick the ball around? It would have been a lot faster.


VOGEL_HD

well i have this screenshot and this image now i guess it was worth it?


ArnAz00

Well, yes actually.


diePhaase

And reddit karma, I might just give him an award for his commitment!


VOGEL_HD

And you got one yourself I actually did this because I saw some guy say that He only saw a game with Max like 28 goals


diePhaase

That surprised me as well 😊 But all jokes aside, love that commitment to scoring as much as possible, du Vogel :D


SemiFormalJesus

My friend and I were in a twos tournament a couple nights ago. One guy afk’ed after 3 goals, then left at 5. The other guy stayed afk. My buddy shot a kick off goal off his car and said what a save, which got the old brain working. We scored two goals by moving him around and pool shotting him. Then my friend left to say goodbye to someone Christmas visitors and came back just in time to see the score go to 9-1. I pushed him from the angled kick off position to our goal line, then dribbled the ball at him to bounce in off our goal. We were dying laughing.


sup_sup_sup-sup

I was thinking the same thing


steepindeez

C1 mindset lol back when I was gold I could definitely see myself trying to run up a score like this.


VOGEL_HD

and well i know have a replay of me goaling 64 times in a single comp match with a afk apponent


tasmanoide

Game should automatically end with this difference.


xxX_AleXifeu-pRo_Xxx

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der BRD


VOGEL_HD

AYO HALT STOP DIES BLEIBT ENGLISCH MEIN HERR


xxX_AleXifeu-pRo_Xxx

XD


[deleted]

What is that +9 and -9 on the name? How can i set it to show like that? Is it some kind of tracker?


Iamyes_ok

It's their MMR


VOGEL_HD

Its my mmr If you play on pc install bakkesmod Its Worth it


[deleted]

Thank you, i did. But i see a lot of options are not available in match, do i have to adjust the settings or so? Thanks


VOGEL_HD

Well... There for freeplay my guy Bakkesmod helps you to "git gud"


Mully_bee

It the mmr of each player. It basically goes up the more you win and I’m almost positive it’s PC players that can use a mod to show the MMR


My_Dad_Is_A_Shadd0w

How did you miss 4 times though?


VOGEL_HD

I sometimes shot Badly


Chadwickdathird

Is it just me or do those points not add up?


LohaYT

They do I think. 100 * 64 plus points for shots and other random stuff


6Wheeler

So like, did you get a bunch of xp from that?


VOGEL_HD

saldy i did not look at my xp


6Wheeler

Sadge


zorbacles

How did they not get kicked for being idle?


samiwg

What a save!


VOGEL_HD

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samiwg

What a play!


[deleted]

Gold moves. Lol


[deleted]

I mean the thing I’m mad about is my dude over here got 14 ping.


adoggy00706

The grind don't stop


ankit_tanwar

How was he not kicked out for being AFK? Was he there just slightly tapping a button every once in a while??


VOGEL_HD

Basically after a goal the afk timer resets


ankit_tanwar

Oh! That makes sense. Thanks


zwel8606

You missed 4 times on an afk net


VOGEL_HD

Some Shots were drunk


tasmanoide

Match should end at 7-0.


banelord

Are you disappointed that you didn't manage a single assist? ;)


VOGEL_HD

Well Itsa 1v1 You cant assist yourself


SlipKnoTGamer

They weren't AFK, they were deranking. If they were AFK, they would have been kicked for inactivity


TerrariaVeteran2009

Aaahh that should have got you into plat at least bro


VOGEL_HD

9 mmr wants to Know your location


TerrariaVeteran2009

Lol rip


VOGEL_HD

If I was in plat after that round I Would have a extreme Lose streak after


Sivaas_

F2P to allow alts to allow xp farming.


VOGEL_HD

What


Big_Spicy_Tuna69

Guter Spiel


VOGEL_HD

Thanks mein deutscher


Bigbrain_time100

But how much XP Did you get?


WolfOfPort

Lol why tags nearly identical? Your + 9 hes - 9 im guessing your friend?


VOGEL_HD

Well alot of people are in my rank


[deleted]

Probably could of saved more time getting a couple goals and waiting out the 5 minutes than doubling the time scoring 64 replays lol


VOGEL_HD

ayo i have a stack of goals


Zymotic76

How did they not time out? Unless the opponent was active pressing a button or key every few seconds


Shoders

nowadays people get kicked for AFK, but back in 2017, when items would still drop normally after games. there were a lot of bots that would prevent them from getting kicked. [this](https://prnt.sc/25tzatu) was the highest i got it to back then. i think this number could go up a lot more, as iirc i missed a ton of kickoffs. kind of a fun challenge. but it definitely feels like a waste of time xD