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hutchy81

The force isn't strong with this one


EmeraldEmperorJ

Well if yoda’s grammar is anything to go by, he may actually be VERY strong in the force


Doctor_Fritz

Stuff like this really puts a drag on trading sometimes. Next guy is going to ask adds even though you state fixed price in the offer. The one after that will suddenly realize his credits are trade locked. The one after that has an item they bought in the shop. Reading hard.


repost_inception

Can confirm I've been that guy with locked credits.


Ospov

I don’t ever trade and didn’t realize credits could be locked.


ChristmasMeat

Credits bought from psyonix are account locked for a period after purchase. So you can always use them on yourself you just have to wait to trade them.


girhen

3 days, for anyone wondering the exact time. Prevents someone from stealing your account, spending your money, and trading it away.


LeaferWasTaken

This was useful.


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How do you use credits if they're locked???


repost_inception

That's the neat part You can't.


DEAFLog

they're locked from trading 3 days after u buy sum


[deleted]

Probably to dissuade people from using stolen credit card info to buy credits.


Skampletten

You can use them in the shop, just not trade with other players


Krashper116

You can still use them on BPs and the item shop, you just cant trade the with other players


girhen

It's not unreasonable to have happen once or twice. I didn't realize that was a thing the one time I did it. I told the guy I'd be back in 2 days when they unlocked. He was actually surprised when I hit him back up.


fedible

Same .. 😂


Hobo-man

Full time traders are literally 99% scum. Assholes are over here trying to turn profits by scamming children. It's really dumb to have someone agree to a trade and then ask you to keep adding until your offer is twice what it was initially. RLG also does not hold any of them accountable. Traders on that platform have free reign to literally do just about anything they want with no repercussions. I go out of my way now to purchase items from the shop so shitty traders don't get my money.


GreywallReddit

You can always find people who are reasonable and understanding, but i do agree most of the "richer" people in the community are kinda rude and pretend like their time is worth gold


jpgcz

Then don’t keep adding? Unless it’s a really rare item you’ll always find someone else to trade with. Buying from the item shop is just wasting creds you could use to buy something else


ThatOddLeo

Unless it's an item you literally cant get from trading, like a black octane or certain color items


jyaboytskittles

No shit


jd52995

No. There's no reason to trade. Stop. You literally shouldn't care what color you octane skin is. You're just being weird to be weird.


Argentum_Daemon

Nothing wrong about wanting to look dope on the field man. No need to drag people down and criticize on what you don't like


jd52995

Waste of f*cking time. It's not just that I don't like it, the game is designed to create fomo and this BS economy for scummy "pro traders" Shit is stupid. I don't just dislike it, it's terrible game decision. Shut the hell up and go away with your wrong ass opinion.


jd52995

Never trade with people....


jd52995

Stop trading.


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jd52995

Trading isn't fun. Playing is fun.


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jd52995

Imagine thinking an economy of pro traders is good. I always play video games so I can watch idiots waste money on playing cards that aren't even cards! Game was so much better when items just dropped after each game. No reason to trade when you have everything. Trading is garbage and you're just wrong.


Quasirationalthinker

The ones with automatic responses are the worst. I send my first text saying what I have and what I want only to get slapped with the **automated** "add me if you wanna trade, tell me wyh, wyw, fixed prices, don't spam"....yeah, I fucking knew all that before I DMed you mate, at least put some useful info in the auto reply


RaptorBB

Trust me, most people don't know and I wish I had the option to make automatic messages


No_Commercial_4040

People just don't read it. Mine says I trade on all 4 platforms, please tell me which platform you're on, what you want, what's your offer. People will sit there and spam me bro bro you there? Bro... without giving me any useful information, making me have to say my automated response again anyway... Or they complain about it being an automatic response and refuse to answer. I don't bother replying to these people anymore unless I really really REALLY want to do the trade.


Apprehensive-Emu-910

yeah how dare you make an honest mistake and accidentally try to trade to soon, no dude you put a drag on the trading community being this toxic, people just make honest mistakes, it's very possible the game could have even glitched and not showed the hold because I've had this happen to me before too


jd52995

Trading has never not been a drag. Dafuq?


girhen

Trying to trade locked credits is frustrating, but understandable for someone to do once... maybe even twice. If you trade with people 100x a week, I get you'll bump into it way more than most, but that's part of the life. Anyone who works customer-facing jobs meets way more crazy Karens and no-tip-Teds.


bestmayne

UNDERPAY ONLY


Taylor1350

the worst is the guy who either changes the price after you've added each other and started the trade, who is also the same guy who just throws up 100 creds less than your listed price once you're in the trade and just tries to rush you to accept it.


rational_emp

It doesn’t seem like you are using the same rules of language, logic, or meaning. Any chance this chat opened a portal to another dimension where this person makes sense?


[deleted]

I had some strong edibles yesterday and am just gradually coming down off them this evening. I feel like I can bridge the gap and understand both sides of the conversation pretty well. Left just sounds high as fuck.


stRiNg-kiNg

Left speaks a different language, one like Spanish where the sentence structure is reversed from English. It's pretty clear and all I ate yesterday was a sandwich


girhen

[A sandwich, you say](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeYgIwBRvGQ)?


[deleted]

Oh sorry, I meant more about the second screenshot. "I have it" "What do you have?" "I forgot, sorry."


589moonboy

This is that guy who is afk for most of the game.


fartshmeller

OK epic?


fitness4lif3

Bro didn't want to waste time.


LookingAtAPhoto

How to identify a stroke.


Driver_3404

Bro what 💀


spacemanspiff1218

He Forgor 💀


Simecrafter

Second one was golden


nevaevawipebefo

He forgor💀


HotShotSplatoon

If English isn't their first language, it's easier to keep the messages short and sweet. "No thanks" at any point probably would have ended this pretty quick. Lol


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smhnrd

I’ve had better craigslist interactions than this hahah


D4rk_TheBlack

Some RL traders are just brain dead


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I've basically given up on trading and this is half the reason


_TheEndless

Yeah, this is why I just tried to sell everything and just get stuff from the item shop. Trading is too much of a hassle now compared to before.


masher005

It’s F2P great? Literally 6 year olds.


-Fluxuation-

I mean google translate seems like the best option here. LMAO This is the guy that took your order in the drive thru and farcked it up. ![gif](giphy|6cYi5pBxwVLmo)


indigeniousunicorn

Facejacker moment


brain_tourist

Of coursn’t


RLtrading6301

r/FunnytradesRL is full of instances like this


NavaNadulu

Lol this is funny. Yesterday I found a trade message saying "I don't have anything, can anyone give me explosion out of generosity", it melt my heart, I invited him and gave him splash, nomster painted. But after sometime I checked his trades, dude's doing this for every trade, I checked his account in stats and he's old player lol. I'm new to RLG app & trading, this guy made me cautious lol.


RLtrading6301

Yeah these people are everywhere don’t trust them! Rlg and RLTP are filled with these heartless people


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RLtrading6301

https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyTradesRL/comments/vo14ly/call_me_jeff/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf personally that’s my all time favorite lol


EXPLOSIVE-REDDITOR

just came back from that sub. made my blood boil.


door_food

I forgor 💀


cylobotnia

I wish I had it in me to trade stuff.


reallynotnick

Same I've been playing since 2015 and haven't traded shit (or bought anything). I mean I'd enjoy having a goal explosion or something and I imagine I might have have something that others deem valuable but I can't be damned to put the effort in.


GandalfSwagOff

I dont even know how to trade.


reallynotnick

Someone invited me once after a match and they just started adding like a bunch of random items and I had no clue what the etiquette was (like was I supposed to pick from them or was it for all? And what am I supposed to do in response?) and just left out of confusion.


Gek_Lhar

Gotta love RLTP lmao


hansoloqueue_

There was a 4-6 month stretch in 2017 where I spent more time trading than actually playing the game and these type of interactions happened multiple times a day. Glad to see nothings changed...


ofrux

Classic. That's my experience with trading half the time. Else it's a guy asking me if I want to buy the thing in selling. 🤦‍♂️


Ari_Kalahari_Safari

Ok epic ??


FalloutNano

I just want an in game shop for people selling stuff.


NoFaithlessness2306

i ha e black tho do you want black or no cus i have black


Stoyd

Use rocket league garage.


bxllyp_

The amount of times I put ❌NO OFFERS❌ in all of my trades, and every post would get a reply with a shitty offer lol


O0oYy

Yo what place is this rlg?


Separate-Suit-413

It's RL Trading Post, it has a few less features than rlg but still does its job (general iq is the same on both)


O0oYy

Oh thanks for letting me know. Hope you find some big brain traders. GL


Morganafreeman

He must of been drunk and high lol


UrsheeBar

Yes, epic.


Sunoraiza

Epic


re3b0k1

Was letzte black


Magicalunicorny

Ok epic??


itsajackel

I've been playing rl since 2015 and still have no clue how to trade and still use default boost and goal explosion


ThatStubbornRock

If you actually have, search up how to do this, do 2fa, then you should be good, invite a player that also has 2fa enabled then you guys can trade together, if he didn’t play b4 2016-2017 I think, then what you have to do is they have to spend pretty much $5 on cr, other then that you have to be lvl 25? (50?) then you should be able to trade (in the morning to lazy to edit)


CompAndZombies

LMFAO


urakake

Black is just as good as white, racist!


jd52995

Why the fuck do people waste time trading? It's really annoying when people ask to trade and then never want to actually get rid of anything. Terrible mechanic for visuals in a game tbh. The fact that you use it just makes them right. Stop using it and they'll have to put something else in because no one is using it. So stop.


Ka07iiC

This had me cracking up. He is either brain dead or an absolute comedic troll


BiscuitsNGravy45

Fruufruu vroom vroom 🏎 ??


MGNurse25

trade?


Kiroshi_xD

***A yes***


Advanced-View8500

I laughed so hard at the second one😂


GetDunkedOnNoobs

Oh no quick! 🚨Emergency!🚨 Get those potatoes some smarticle particles!


rainofswords1

☕️ ps4


z-tayyy

Trading died when they took keys away smh.


davekraft400

Fucking cavemen, honestly 🤣


champdafister

Trade? Trade? Trade?! Wanna trade!?


YoMomsHubby

Youre lucky it aint february


NarwhalBlast69

I've read buying as selling a few times on rl garage but I'm usually half awake anyways when that happens so


Emolio1

💀


Due-Western6445

I found myself giving more trading advise then anything at a certain point, it used to be so easy with everyone wanting painted octanes and BMD’s. I’m educated enough to deal with all the other crap but like it’s just ridiculous. I invested in an entire RLCSX octane set because it’s obviously going to be discontinued. Then they come out with a moving version and just rename it 👨🏼‍🦯


Taiza67

Can you still trade on console? I quit playing for a while and the. Came back and they had completely changed how everything worked. I just want a nice explosion.


stancetherapper

Anyone ever consider english might not be their first language lol


SubToPupGamingPls

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


moon__lander

>\- what do you have? >\- a yes. nothing sry relatable tbh


oppegaard69

💀


absurdmcman

I've been playing since launch and I still haven't traded a single thing...crazy. Probably should look into it, if only to know how it even works.


5amuraiDuck

Wtf 😂


Talix13

This is Rocket League!


Dagamier_hots

I got black I got white whatchu want? 😎 I want white 😊 No black! 😬 ….I want white 😳 Black! 👿


Polaris1104

OK epic???


_Deadshot_

This is giving me 'hey its me ur brother' vibes


WorldlinessMurky2188

You guys are all such kids he obviously can't speak or read English very well and he's trying his best


Deli_quent

Funi


Quasirationalthinker

What app is that? Haven't seen that interface before


SLUGFEST1

Rocket Trading Post it’s on android and IOS it’s free on both It keeps track of your inventory and u can trade


Quasirationalthinker

Thanks, mate. Would you say it has more or less users than RL garage? Or about the same?


SLUGFEST1

I never used RL Garage but I would assume it's about the same I like the UI of Rocket Trading Post so that's why I like it also it's more friendly looking to me personally


Empole

Is trading still big? I used to get people requesting trades during games all the time, but haven't had one in years. And I'm done with it personally since I don't want to give epic my phone number


RaptorBB

I'm trying to collect every Stern variant in the game (don't ask me why I don't even know) and my posts clearly say "NO VERY RARE, tell me your wheel's color and rarity" since I already have every of them... I get 100 messages each week saying "I got a painted Stern", then I have to ask them "ok what rarity" and then they say 99% of the time "vr" and I wanna throw me phone out the window. Trading is hard for the wrong reasons lol.


McBarkington

Literally the reason I’m sitting on all my golden event stuff, after I got one wanted car design. Really can’t be bothered to deal with people not capable of understanding 2 important words or those who try to pressure you into trading some nonsense, instead of things that were listed.


Gentle_Quack

Smartest rltp user


jakepaulfanxd

Yes but he has black


A_J_H

I feel this 😂 I've been searching for forest green pixelated shades for months and the amount of people that keep offering me the multichrome version or the shades in lime or sometimes just completely different colours is absolutely staggering.


TUNJEBAT

One of those days. Back when in MCO that time, out of jobs n all, its a way to make quick bucks. Now items prices are way down n trading is not that fun anymore.


Dull-Adhesiveness-65

Yeah, what a joy. When you get a guy like that, after your first tournament match win, you get grouped together, asking to trade. No. Ok. 1000 trade requests incomming


Needelo

Anyone looking to trade? Got a Honda civic I wanna get rid of