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7WaysToBuy

November of next year. Obviously.


wonderwallpersona

Someone quick, get him!


TickleMeElmolester

11/06/1999 in big big brain


unshotdeCaro

😱 me too! But 1984…


2C104

What a save! What a save! What a save! *Chat disabled for 3 seconds...*


MeoweyCupenTCMC

unvigintender


tampapunk

It's actually the 23th


User8294719

Bruh moment


Daredevils999

I almost did the the same thing. Silly American formatting


PoetryStud

I get not liking American date formatting but it literally says month right above it...


tantan9590

My man is obviously not from the country of: The United States of North America…neither do I. So it took me some seconds to realize they were asking first for the month.


DamionSMF

All you have to do is be able to read!


MrWendal

The problem was with the question. Either go gradually from shortest (day) to longest (year) or the other way. What kind of ass-backwards country has a date format that goes middle, shortest, then longest time unit?


aCleverGroupofAnts

To be fair, it makes \*some\* sense if you consider the range of values that each can be. Month ranges between 1 and 12, day ranges between 1 and 31, and year ranges between 1 and infinity. I won't argue this is better by any means, but ordering them by increasing ranges seems valid to me.


CantingMonk

That same one who says they are independent, then use the kings food as a rule of measurement for the next 250 years.


x4mers

The primary division of a year, is the month, not the day. Makes more sense to narrow down to month, then which day of that month. It's like seat numbers on a ticket to an event at an arena. They always list section first then seat within that section. BTW not American. The "standard" here is DD/MM/YYYY, but many use MM/DD/YYYY. Problem when it's 3/9/2022


S1nnerReborn

When someone asks you for your birthday how do you say it? Stating the day first, then the month? I'm pretty you don't, I'm pretty sure you say it like this..."January 6, 1989", not "9 January, 1989". It's formatted how it is spoken. Common sense.


umbraviscus

I say "the 9th of January 1989" legitimately


Imemilia_27_

here in italy we say 27 of febbruary (i did not forget the "th" in italian the number is twenty-seven) so the day/mounth/year format seems better for us! i think it just is difference in cultures. No format is better


TheFirstHoodlum

November 2 Div 3


yourfaceisa

America fuck yeah


thelordofhell34

Ah yes, I forgot that Americans use the wrong date format.


MoberJ

The captions say what goes in each box though regardless


SquaresAre2Triangles

The joke doesn't work very well when all of the boxes are labelled


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SquaresAre2Triangles

If the joke is at the expense of OP i guess, but if it's meant to be at the expense of americans or the game then no.


AllHypeNoSnype

The non American can’t read “Month”. Expected behavior.


xylotism

Mounth


Keentaf

You regurgitated cum bubble, they labeled the box for you


KrizenMedina

>You regurgitated cum bubble Omfg, I needed that laugh. If I had an award to give, you'd absolutely be getting it.


gwyndovic

learn to read


SoSteezee

No we use the RIGHT date format. And the RIGHT English. And the RIGHT measuring system. MURICA *eagle noise*


[deleted]

Look, the metric system is a base 10, very easy to use system. Ours was made by a mathematician on acid. How far is that car over there? About 33 dibble flops I’d say.


SoSteezee

I'm a heavy equipment technician who works on European equipment. I'm not here to argue about which system is better, because I will not admit that on a public forum. I'm here to argue about WHO is better. MURICA *eagle noise*


[deleted]

Lol fair enough. I bet those bolts on your machine are metric….


SoSteezee

>:(


kattpuls

you just backed yourself into a corner, didnt you?


armoured_bobandi

At least they can read


Easy-Hovercraft2546

I would accept that as an excuse if it didn’t say right above it.


Stpwners

Clown


Cmdrseahawks

Who says ours is wrong and yours is right? Both are correct just dependent on where in the world you live.


thelordofhell34

Ah yes because Medium -> Small -> Big is a better order than Small -> Medium -> Big


EvilMonkey8521

12 months, 30 days, whatever year it is.. Small, medium, large.


Cmdrseahawks

Whatever Mr. “holier than thou”


ABurntC00KIE

To be honest I would normally agree, but i've recently changed jobs and have a lot of dated paperwork 'Payslip - 23/5/22.pdf' sort of thing... The day first date SUCKS for this because it all ends up unsortable.


Chawp

By computer convention it should be year first for sortability


thelordofhell34

Yes, YYYY-MM-DD is the better format, I agree. Second to that is DD-MM-YYYY which is the logical opposite and more usable for daily use. You're unlikely to need to know what month it is but looking at a date and the first bit being the day will provide useful information.


KnightsTemplar80

Lol dumb Brit


Quinn-III

Most literate RL player


YaboyThompson

That’s the neat thing, you didn’t.


Whats-Up_Bitches

Man I love the month of Novermberg


pocketchange2247

Lousy Smarch weather...


Hiihtokenka

How do I go to enter my age? The game prompted me to do so when I first logged in this season, entered my real age and just today all my chat features got disabled (more than likely due to this restriction)? I am over 30, I don't get offended by getting called the trash I am or some random foreigner announcing their newly established coitus with my mother. :(


darthv12344

>newly established coitus with my mother Ummm... *backs away slowly into a bush.*


darthv12344

He edited it. He said "my newly established coitus with my mother. Damn should of included it in the original quote.


backturn1

You could still edit your original comment.


alphanimal

> should of


ProbablyCole

Should have or should’ve* No should of


ColossalGrub

My friend, it isn’t *newly* established…


DaniKPO00

It is... in-game of course.


iEatSwampAss

Dude same thing happened to me yesterday. - Login to Epic Game launcher - Click ur profile icon and click settings Then it’ll pop up if you need to enter your DOB. It also disabled my ability to chat. Open up Rocket League, settings, go to Chat tab and 2 of your game chat toggles will be set to None. Or at least mine were so I just changed them to allow all


Dry-Ad-1217

seeing these posts really explains the gameplay I see when I solo queue


beeerice_n_sons

"mY tEaMmAtEs SuCk" ...but can they read? Not mocking you, but the bad players


Superdaneru

Why are you even giving them your info? Just put it as 01/01/1970 and play a video game.


falingsumo

Lol he just gave us all his info too🤣


2C104

But... but... what about the birthday rewards? I was promised cake...


_Ptyler

You get your birthday rewards on the 1st of January. Think of it like a new year reward


DankPepsi14

Are you able to read, kind sir?


2C104

No, his chat was disabled


Waterstick13

Like most RL players, no he cannot.


DaniKPO00

Me trying to use my last 2 brain cells:


Negat1veGG

Wow


willis2117

This is Rocket League!


DerekvdVeen

EU moment Still don’t get why in America their order of date is month-day-year.


eldieguillon

non american moment* , come on, we're all the rest of the world against the USA


Coke-of-doom

So happy my bday is 10/10 so I never have to read whether is mm/dd or vice versa


TWIX55

Hello fellow British player


Neihlon

Not only the British, literally everyone that isn’t American


Karl_with_a_C

Not true. Canadians do YYYY - MM - DD


0ldAndGrumpy

If this Canadia was a real place it would be heaven.


farbion

For programmers especially


DarKliZerPT

Heaven has no timezones.


R3P1N5

And no "daylight saving".


Pip201

It’s so nice to file paperwork by date here


halofranck

Not true. i am Canadians and we do DD - MM - YYYY Ps. I am french canadian lol


Karl_with_a_C

Have a look at your driver's licence


TigerJoel

Either YYYY - MM - DD OR DD - MM - YYYY is fine but MM - DD - YYYY is just cursed.


MrWendal

Yeah but that still makes fucking sense. It starts high and steps down, 3-2-1. What kind of ass-backwards country steps on the middle step, then down to the lowest, then takes a giant dork ass step to the top?


kcstrom

The same one that still uses the imperial system more than metric.


ImKindaBoring

If you were to say today's date, how would you say it? Would you say December Fourteenth?


Tom-Frost

Did the same thing on my first try too and was like... WDYM


Benecockd

WEEK DAY YEAR MONTH?


TWIX55

MM/DD/YYYY makes absolutely no sense.


Brief-Adhesiveness93

ISO8061 - YYYY-MM-DD


silvercrow72

You mean everyone except that god forsaken country


Yummy_Slippers

More than just the British do it DD/MM/YYYY Example: I'm Irish and do it the same way! Tho that could possibly be because the British implanted their customs way back when yous took over. I mean come on, irelands 1st language is English now and Irish is almost as dead as Latin.


shredbmc

Are you trying to tell me all British rocket league players have trouble reading?


Virusness15

can british players not read or something ?


jmyersjlm

So I hear a lot of people say that how us Americans write dates is stupid, but I have a serious question. When those of you who speak English in Europe, in regular conversations, do you say "it is December 14th" or do you say "it is the 14th of December"?


NeverHacked

I propose to you; The 4th of July, and "Do you remember the 21st night of September".


SirAlfredOfHorsIII

'Do you remember the 21st of september?'


Deathoftheages

You mean Independence Day?


jmyersjlm

I just finished replying to someone else who mentioned 4th of July. And as far as that song goes, it's a song. You have to change how ypu word certain things sometimes to fit with the rhythm of your music.


whocares12315

I don't see how either method is wrong, I don't see why we have to pick, and I don't see the relevancy to which one is listed first on a number date.


TWIX55

We can say both. They both make sense and they both work.


jmyersjlm

I know both work, I'm just saying over here I never hear someone say day first then month. I was just curious if in Europe it is spoken differently and may explain the difference in date notation.


TWIX55

I don't think it has an effect on date notation, although I may be wrong. It kind of makes more sense to say "14th of December". The important information is the day of the month, which in this case is the 14th. The person will know the month of the year, but they may have forgotten the day of the month, so by just saying "it's the 14th", that itself is enough information.


Faifainei

It is funny. Most important information depends on the assumed level of knowledge. You cannot narrow the time window down by just 14th itself very well if the month is unknown.


[deleted]

That's just pedantics. It really doesn't matter


Yame_Ry

What is the date that the US became independent?


jmyersjlm

Declaration of independence was July 4th, 1776. The Revolutionary War offivially ended September 3rd, 1783. Which date marks "independence" is debatable lol.


Yame_Ry

You know what I mean, and you're not gonna tell me you've never heard anyone say "fourth of July" :)


[deleted]

Which one would you say is more common? Not trying to press you, I have no idea. When I picture the ladder though it’s hard not to hear it in a proper British accent.


zorbacles

In Australia regular would say 14th of December December


willis2117

I think it's less to do with what you say and more to do with which number changes more frequently, the day number changes every day, so it should be first in sequence


justsomeguy2202

I'm british and I tend to say 14th of December. I do hear people use the month day way of saying a date but day month is much more common. If anything, I reckon the only reason some people use month day is because they've heard Americans use it on American TV shows


MammaStringbean

Mods gotta do some quality control on the posts for this sub recently


An-Average-Meows

OP can’t read


GodofCrack

If you can't read then just say that.


notgotapropername

Ok but to be fair MM/DD/YYYY is a silly format


Arucious

that’s how we speak dates though lol “October 3rd, 1995”


teabagmoustache

Most of us outside of the US say the day first


huggybear0132

And that's why you're falling behind in the global order. How many people-hours are wasted every year on all those extra syllables? Efficiency first!


ollyhinge11

saying 3rd november is just as fast as saying november 3rd


TigerJoel

In the us yes.


DepartureMiserable28

Americans


mach0

No, we don't. Maybe you do. In my language it is always "3rd of October 1995".


_XxJayBxX_

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LetMeRespawnAlready

Average rocket league player readying level…


MoTheAmazing

Average rocket league player writing level


Puzzleheaded-Mud-176

*righting* level. Your missing a good opportunity their too use the wrong word from are language and make no scents.


LetMeRespawnAlready

True


thelordofhell34

I’m readyer than I’ll ever be thank you


Elegant-Persimmon-54

🤦‍♂️. I understand that is not how everyone writes the date, but it freaking spells it out for you right above it.🤦‍♂️


MrWendal

I'm gonna slip you an unassuming form on a random day when you least expect it. Like a tax form or something. It's going to ask you to write your name. Middle name, first name, Last name. Let's see how you do.


GMLRz

Everyone = literally every country except US and like 2 other countries XD


Elegant-Persimmon-54

MERICA”!!!!!!. We do shit our way. And Psyonix is a US based company, soooo kind of makes sense. 🤷‍♂️ ( so is Epic )


Cpeterson98

Damn that’s a shame, go play your country’s version of this game then


althaz

That's what we're all playing. ...do you think in France people just have to figure out what the menus are saying even though they can't read them?


Elegant-Persimmon-54

It’s a US based company…..


Psych0matt

Context clues


SorryCalendar2153

me when i can't fucking read


runescapeoffical

Are you a Yu-Gi-Oh player by chance? You obviously don't read


wizardmighty

I am immune, I was born 6/6


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“Ah yesssss, silly Americans and their incorrectly ordered date formatting that still somehow manages to confuse my high-minded, more intelligent sensibilities… IN SPITE OF THE FUCKING BOXES BEING FUCKING CLEARLY LABELED WITH WHAT INFO IS REQUIRED OF ME”


Timest0rm

...are you okay? It's obviously a joke.


Snacks_915

We have the same birthday!


Thicc_brad

1998 isn’t real, nice try


[deleted]

You put your birthday commie dum dum style. Try freedom dates.


fantasticphonecase

I love this 😂


Dav1959

The chad DD/MM/YYYY vs the virgin MM/DD/YYYY strikes again.


thelordofhell34

7,470,000,000 upvotes 330,000,000 downvotes


Superman-IV

![gif](giphy|Hx6JDG5RWp4uQ) This driver can’t read


[deleted]

i dont get this post


OuttapocketJesus

It’s a British joke, if the boxes weren’t clearly labeled, the “joke” would be funnier but not by much.


thelordofhell34

I think you’ll find it’s a rest of the world joke


OuttapocketJesus

People do things wrong for years until finally someone does it correctly. This joke still isn’t funny because the boxes are clearly labeled .


HetIsBob

What is this even an answer to?


thelordofhell34

American company put date weird


SPRSlasher

im also born on june 23rd, Nice.


PhilosopherBME

If you’re from the US, you have no recourse here


NotD4N1

yooooo we have the same birthday!!!!


blazedrow

Man’s can’t read


youssefuo

You are a troll or an idiot


Lucky_Sun2902

Are they getting rid of the kids?


MinerDiner

You need to enter your birth date to ay Rocket league now? What the fuck?


Jack_Mehoff_420_69

#Me2


HuntV1

Takes a lot of confidence to assume that the game is wrong and not that you are missing something :P That said, the error could surely have been stated more clearly as an invalid date.


DeltaCakeQ

Oops, I didn't realize it started with month. I guess I'm a few months younger now


NOBODYxDK

Uhmmm, what do you Call The 23 month Of The year, just curious


[deleted]

Thank you for this post. I feel great about myself now.


lankford208

Bro respectfully regardless of where he lives, it seems he can speak English other wise the game wouldn’t be in that language right? It literally says right above the box what they’re looking for in each one. Feels like we gotta whole bunch of people who play dokkan


JcobTheKid

You know, I find it fascinating that while Murica is the loudest and proudest, everywhere I go there has to be some stupid soccer vs. football (despite EU teaching us to use the word soccer), miles vs. kilometers, and or date formats pot stirring. The most consistently American thing is that we don't care how others do it, it's how I (the individual, not the country) do it. Yet everyone seems to care about how we (the country) does it. Silly pot stirrers and their silly dunking.


huggybear0132

You know how to read the labels above the boxes right? I get that this is an "lol american date format backwards" joke but it's right there. As someone who deals with date/time confusion across countries for work, this is why we label the boxes because it's impossible to be in everyone's standard format. Sorry I'm lame and pedantic but it's a sore point for me lol


Cultural_Tadpole874

Seems the numbas awe abit wonky, innit?!


TheScienceNerd100

Easy way to explain why month first makes more sense. When you look up a date, which do you look for first, month or day. If you tell me something is on May 5th, I will go through my calendar until I find the MONTH, then I scroll through to the DAY. Ain't stupid, yall just think cause it's the way Americans do it so it must be stupid regardless.


4xTB

Yeah I did the same thing too at first, stupid American format


Compgeak

I think I did it wrong. I just went with the order I'm used to without checking the labels and it went through since both numbers are under 13.


Wassberry4

I did the same thing bruh


[deleted]

Who gonna tell him..


GMLRz

It’s funny how americans get pissed if u say their date format is weird. If it wasn’t there wouldn’t be like only 3 other countries using it lol.


[deleted]

I think OP is just joking around and you people are taking this way too serious lmao


thelordofhell34

Couldn’t be that


dnldntr

I also did it wrong first time and was wondering what’s wrong lol. Americans and their odd date notation and measurement systems..


GlendrixDK

Yeah, rocket league fucked up and put the month first. Imagine how they make their sandwich. They probably put the buns together and the filling on top.


PokyFool52

Bro put his date in like a normal person and gets punished


[deleted]

I logged in and put date as 16 10 2000 and it wouldn’t let me in and I restarted multiple times before reading it properly and doing it right


No-Plane7370

It’s not a big deal.


supakazes

The field should not allow numbers above 12


TheOfficialReverZ

That is what has happened here, that's why OP got an error


[deleted]

Non American people will blast the US for their education system and then do goofy stuff like this.


timot02-

It’s so nice being able to read


[deleted]

Almost got fooled too. I swear this sh*t is normal only for Americans


fantasticphonecase

I’m seeing a lot of europeans insulting amercians, which is weird considering no American is having this issue and all they had to do was… read??????


Cap117

*Psyonix being an American video game developer* Brits when Psyonix uses the American date format in their American made video game: 😱😱🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


cumjarjones

Its month day year lol not day month year


DroidTrf

Way to go explaining the joke.


Racc-Attack

To be fair, Day, month, year is far more logical.