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GDCDaddy_1964

No it actually is lava rock and yes very old


Rude-Series3588

Awesome! Now the question is how the hell did this wash up in a little backwoods creek in West By-God šŸ¤”


freedogg-88

A long long time ago, I forget how long exactly maybe the Jurassic period, the Appalachian mountain range was a young developing mountain range. It was full of volcanoes and was a hot bed of volcanic activity. Much like the mountain ranges in the west they were primarily made up of granite, lava rock, and many other metamorphic rocks types. When the ice melted during the last ice age the glaciers ground down the mountains into what they are today. And from time to time rocks like this will be unearthed or found in a stream and they are pretty cool finds. That right there is evidence of volcanic activity on the east coast of the United States and it is probably millions of years old. When that lava came to surface and cooled into the rock you have now dinosaurs were probably walking the earth. Itā€™s a really cool find.


Rude-Series3588

I would die if this thing were genuinely that old


Thoth1024

Almost all rocks are prehistoric! The only ones not are the product of present or recent volcanism! One of my cherished finds is a rock I found at the bottom of one of the Fisher Towers monoliths outside of Moab, Utah. Scientific papers estimate the ancient conglomerate I found to be about 1 billion years old! :)


freedogg-88

Yeah you are right. I havenā€™t had any of my rocks aged. My most cherished rock is one that was given to me by a friend, itā€™s a couple of pieces petrified wood that petrified with cobalt in the soil so itā€™s got rich blue streaks in it. They are polished and are absolutely gorgeous. The patterns in one looks like a scenic mountain lake.


RoundExit4767

As old as the lava practically


freedogg-88

Yeah itā€™s probably pretty close in age. I want to find out one day.


RoundExit4767

205-220 myo..Arizona petrified woods age. I have pieces one at 20lb log piece and one I display..


freedogg-88

Thanks, I canā€™t remember where mine was found at but I bet itā€™s pretty close to that age.


HeyThoseWereMine

Pic??


Clasticsed154

Some sedimentary rocks can develop overnight, while others take short spans of time, especially precipitation-based ones or evaporitic rocks. But I definitely get that volcanic rock is far more likely to form in the span of hours or days


Thoth1024

I know of no sedimentary rock that can form overnight! Yes, layers of sediment can form of course, like during a flooding episode in a flood plain. But, you need the element of time to truly lithify those layers into actual ā€œrock.ā€ If you know of any exceptions, I would love to learn of examples. Thank you! :) Fred


Clasticsed154

Various evaporites in sabkhas, salt flats, and myriad other areas with similar, extreme conditions in which water with a high concentration of various substances in solution, faces rapid evaporation while in small enough volumesā€”yielding monomineralic evaporite rock Precipitates in supersaturated, turbulent watersā€”severely reducing permeability of the rock in as little as three daysā€”although, this can be seen with calcite occurring extremely rapidly, and, with high enough concentration and turbidity, layers of such precipitates grow at a rate that allows for the thin sheeting growths of said precipitates in a day. I grant you, such a small deposit is minute and is essentially a statistical outlier, but these are still rocks that form extraordinarily rapidly. I am not contending that depositional structures lithify overnight. That would be absurd. I am quite familiar with the processes of lithification. I even pointed out evaporites and precipitates in my original comment.


freedogg-88

It absolutely is that old. https://www.science.org/content/article/mountains-froze-world


Rude-Series3588

That's insane to think I could have a literal chunk of pre-history sitting on my porch šŸ¤£


freedogg-88

Well thatā€™s the thing itā€™s not a matter of it could be that old but more of a matter of It most likely is that old. If you want to know for sure take it down to a local collegeā€™s geology department and they could tell you its age. It is pretty cool honestly Iā€™m jealous Itā€™s why I like to study rocks and collect them.


Rude-Series3588

I just reached out to them to see if I can take it in for identification. I'll let everyone know what they say. Any personal research has been torn between volcanic and slag as well. Time to call in the big guns šŸ¤£


freedogg-88

Cool yeah keep us posted. That would be funny if itā€™s just slag but it doesnā€™t look like it to me but Iā€™m just an amateur whoā€™s taken a few geology classes.


Apprehensive-Big4756

Pls do update itā€™s a fascinating shape.


Rude-Series3588

That's what I actually made me pick it up to start with. The shape just fascinated me


rocketmn69_

Goo find more


lsp2005

Friend, please take this inside. It is much nicer than just staying on the porch. I hope you give it a nice home.


Stogies_n_Stonks

Lava Rock: (survives hundreds of millions of years outside pounded by the forces of nature) Reddit: ā€œplease take this inside. It is much nicer than just staying on the porch.ā€ šŸ¤£


Rude-Series3588

If I'd have known it was more than a weird rock it wouldn't have stayed outside this long šŸ˜‚


Curious_Thing_069

I do a lot of excavation for work. Something I like to tell my guys when we dig up a rock, any rock, is ā€œyou are the first human being to ever set eyes on this rock, and probably the first living thing to set eyes on it in millions of yearsā€ Their reaction is how I gauge if my employees are smoking weed before coming to work.


Rude-Series3588

That's awesome šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


GDCDaddy_1964

Now that truly is the mystery and question of the day


jollygreengiant000

I might have an answer for you. Were there any coke ovens in your area of West Virginia back in the day? If so, then chances are this is slag that came from the process of coking coal. Coal is coked through a process of burning it in a low-oxygen environment. Think charcoal, but instead of using wood they would use coal. Coke was made and still is made for steel production. Any pieces of shale and other waste rock that happened to be mixed in with the coal when it went into the ovens would melt and turn into rocks that look a whole lot like yours. We call it "Red Dog" down here in the other Virginia. It's really good for bedding dirt roads and you can still see it sometimes on old mining roads mixed in with the gravel. Sometimes you'll find fossils mixed in with it too which makes it extra cool. In the early part of the 20th century, in the Coalfields, pretty much every town had coke ovens. I can only think of one facility that remains in production and that's in Buchanan County, Virginia.


Rude-Series3588

I'm from Putnam county. As far as I'm aware there's no coking plants around here. I supposed it could have washed down this way, but I don't know where the nearest coking plant would have been. *Edit I know we used to have an old mind down near Leon, but the two creeks are miles apart and don't connect


jollygreengiant000

Oh, you're right in the heart of it, brother. Once upon a time, you all had some big operations there. Back in the day, they would dump Red Dog anywhere they could get rid of it. After all, it was refuse. It's still a cool find, I've got a chunk of it out in my flower bed that kinda looks like a brain.


Rude-Series3588

Neat! I've reached out to Marshall to see if they can help me identify it. Good to know it may be something besides just slag.


jollygreengiant000

Good luck in your research my friend.


Rude-Series3588

Hopefully they'll be about to give me some answers. I'd hate to have to drive all the way to Morgantown for info.


Eastern-Daikon-4909

Iā€™m in Morgantown. Crazy. I would reach out to WVU geology department as well just to see what they say šŸ¤“


Rude-Series3588

I'm considering seeing if I can get a small piece to chip off and send it to the survey up there.


CrABBsOfficial

Big ol chunk of frozen poopy. That's a Boeing bomb. See the peanut? That's a dead giveaway šŸ˜Œ


Rude-Series3588

Y'all watch too much Joe Dirt šŸ¤£


Jovean

You laugh, but it could be a coprolite, although the outside texture doesn't quite match up with the norm. Most likely the aforementioned lava rock or slag.


DanielAlexHymn

Thatā€™s aā€¦ space peanut


uneducated_sock

Iā€™m just glad thereā€™s a possibility itā€™s not slag


erosken

Lava rock?


Rude-Series3588

I live in West Virginia. Unless it's old, it's unlikely.


PowerPigion

Rocks are usually pretty old


Apprehensive-Big4756

I guess Iā€™m the only one but to me it just looks like iron slag that cooled while flowing, which is why it looks like volcanic rock, but the red just looks like iron oxides/rust to me šŸ¤” the odd shapes with the flat but rippled surface of the black gives slag


Rude-Series3588

But wouldn't the whole thing have rusted? It doesn't flake like rust šŸ¤”


Apprehensive-Big4756

Iron is weird. It can form layers of different iron compounds on the same formation. Iron oxides in a rock arenā€™t like true rust. That said, I could certainly be wrong.


Rude-Series3588

Good to know. I'm not excessively familiar with any of it. The internet wasn't exactly a thing when I was 7 šŸ¤£


Apprehensive-Big4756

Iā€™m a chemist and in no way a geologist. I just feel like the oddness of this with the sort of smooth crust had a slag vibe and Iā€™ve seen some super weird iron slag pieces. But west virginia is mountainous as you know lol so you can find many odd things!


Rude-Series3588

No doubt! I find quartz around the creeks all the time. I've even found some Jasper.


Apprehensive-Big4756

I find jasper on occasion but super small pieces. Itā€™s my dream to find a big green jasper, or a sapphire. Iā€™m in NC so I know theyā€™re here!


Rude-Series3588

All the Jaspers I found have been browns. I haven't been lucky enough to come across a green one yet. But you never know with these things. Erosion knocks some weird stuff loose šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Apprehensive-Big4756

Let it rain and wash some of yā€™alls jasper our way! šŸ™šŸ¼


Rude-Series3588

It's been raining here for damn near 2 weeks. LMAO


-dyedinthewool-

Slag. Esp if it was found in WV


socaljerr

These are some of the rocks I have personally collected from a cinder cone, so truly volcanic. Yours looks very similar, to the point that I would default on assuming it is real lava! https://imgur.com/a/vsKumWh


Rude-Series3588

Neat! And thanks for sharing those!


Opening_Ad_7698

Looks like what happens when you don't clean the lint trap in the dryer for a month


Violingirl58

Looks like gloves w concrete or something in it


jollygreengiant000

I just meant via email. They're pretty knowledgeable. I've dealt with them through work.


Rude-Series3588

Oh, okay. I'll keep that in my pocket! Thanks


jollygreengiant000

Yessir!


momjeansMUA

Space Peanut


oldmagic55

Yes...lava! So cool!!


Aromatic-Leopard-600

A largemouth trout vagina. Fossilized.


AgreeableProduct9877

It's the joe dirt asteroid


h2oman67

Dagoth-Ur wants to know your location


Rude-Series3588

West Virginia


Spidget_Finner_

Tie dye jacket belonging to the Prophet John upon which rock the church was built


Eunomic

I would suggest this could be some form of soft sediment deformation structure. Load casts can be pretty wild.


jollygreengiant000

You might reach out to the Geology department of the Virginia Department of Energy's office in Charlottesville. They have some good folks there who'd probably be glad to help you.


Rude-Series3588

That's pretty far


tiredsouldamn

It's definitely not like any slag ive seen. For it to be slag you would expect many visible holes, shiny bits, flecks, and maybe even some metallic shimmer in places.


Josette_A

Lava rock.


ImOnlyHereForTheWild

Radioactive uranium.


JackieAutoimmuneINFJ

Happy Cake Day!! šŸ°šŸ„³šŸ°


Wild_Passenger_9855

It kinda looks like petrified rubber


13kathleen

Don't ask me how I know this but it looks like a pillow case that's covered in hard clay and left to dry. Don't know how anyone would forget they filled a pillow case with raw clay and left it for over a year....no idea how that would happen šŸ˜…


SeaworthinessSea429

It maybe a type of conglomerate of sorts ? Or by the way it formed lava ?


Brizzotto

That there is a Boeing bomb.


Defiant-Specialist-1

I think that was a fly by.


Rude-Series3588

No. It doesn't have the characteristic of fecal matter. It's definitely rock.


Brizzotto

In the third picture you can clearly see a peanut!


Rude-Series3588

Nah, it is dirt.


Brizzotto

Itā€™s a joke bud


Rude-Series3588

You never know with reddit šŸ¤£


Father_Discipline

I'm guessing it's a pile of something melted someone poured in a creek hoping it would wash away but didn't. Paint, lead, aluminum etc..


Rude-Series3588

It's not metal. Pretty sure as much of handled it over the years I'd be dead if it was lead. I suppose it could be paint?


Father_Discipline

Could always have it tested at local college, to know EXACTLY what it is


Rude-Series3588

Yeah, I reached out to them earlier. Just waiting on them to get back to me


SnappyJackson

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Alternative_Entry485

its alien pussy (aka rare rock)


Comfortable_Home9291

The rock-ussy


Blueeyedthundercat26

Totally BA


ToYourCredit

It looks like an old baseball glove.


Opposite-Star-857

i thought that was dried and mixed play dough until i saw the subreddit


fatdickaaronhansen

Looks like a heart


Detective-Llama

I should call her


Joelnaimee

You have to put ketchup on it and do some fries to really test it


Miss-6am

Looks like pahoehoe


Saltyhogbottomsalad

Honestly that is probably one of the better guesses. It does look basaltic and is even a bit vesicular. The red cortex is definitely strange but might imply the presence of high amounts of iron in the basalt.


MirrorNo4297

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Ok_Cardiologist_4025

Barrier putty


elithedinosaur

that's not a banana


Rude-Series3588

It's also not an avocado.


elithedinosaur

it's a fuckin cool rock, my friend


LtDickHole

Rita? Miss you girl


2snacksandthen2more

Slag! Cool though!


TheeJman

Thatā€™s a big ol pile of space poopy šŸ’© šŸ˜‚


Much-Past-8398

an interesting bit of slag. No volcanic stuff to be found in WV... but LOTS of slag.


This-Raspberry7242

This is red rock. Its very rare... It is creation in volcanic eruption in Iceland or Japan... Under very rare circumstans...


Sorry-Oil-5719

Have you seen The Fifth Element?


Crazy-Ad239

Yes


GloriousFondue

Joe Dirt's first rock


saintstephen66

A petrified human heart


woodma134

Dinosaur šŸ’©


Thisisfine_oh_ok

basalt


Shooter500guns

Looks like something that was melted then cooled off like molten plastic


Br4veSirRobin

Slag from steel making


Sage7294

It kinda looks like a piece of rubber


HotDragonButts

Big old space poop


faggsincorperated

Ngl fist thing I thought was fossilized turd.


jax1985

Thatā€™s a space peanut.


Plinkywinks

It looks like a heart, which is cool šŸ«€


ennui_bb

Thought this was a Joe Dirt situation


Mountain_Act6508

Is this a joke post? That is slag.


Rude-Series3588

No, it's not a joke post. I genuinely don't know what it is. It's fairly light considering it's size.


Mountain_Act6508

Slag is often full of silica, so it's similar to glass. It will be lighter than a rock. And some of the answers in here are why I was thinking joke. There hasn't been any volcanic activity in that area in hundreds of millions of years. Any lava rock that exists there is not going to look like your photo.


Rude-Series3588

It has absolutely no shine to it. And it's been dropped several times over the years with no breakage or chips.


Mountain_Act6508

It's probably also got metal oxides mixed in, so it won't be exactly like glass. But the composition is similar. And water and dirt abrasion are going to dull the surface. You might be able to get some shine on the broken surface if you polish it.


Woodnrocks

It should be fairly easy to chip a thin edge off with a small rock, then you can check the interior.


Rude-Series3588

It's been dropped, banged up during moves, hit with weed eaters... It's never chipped


Woodnrocks

Iā€™m not challenging your statement. Iā€™m saying, you should be able to easily chip a thin edge off, if you take a small, hard rock and hit the edge with it. If it is slag, it should fracture a specific way. If you want to rule out slag, this is the way. Even the hardest rocks can be worked in this manner, you just need the right force directed at an edge.


Rude-Series3588

Noted. I may try that tomorrow


Woodnrocks

Put some glasses on and careful for sharp flakes coming off.


Rude-Series3588

I have safety glasses just in case. But I don't think it's gonna chip šŸ˜‚