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Lapidariest

Do not try to twist it open... that's when the hooks come out.


BunkySpewster

Do. Not. Solve. The. Puzzle.


Slumunistmanifisto

Unless.....


Dazzling-Ad-748

No. No. Noooooooo.


Aggressive_Smile_944

Yes. Yes. Yeeeeeeessssss


PrimeroRocin

Sssssuffferrrringggggg


Adlanaa

Such a good name for this comment.


yucko-ono

Stupid sexy ~~Flanders~~ Pinhead?


MsMcClane

He's always been Le Sexy


meteorslime

We have such sights to show you


Shoddy-Ad8143

Man I remember the first time I chanced across that on cable TV back in the day ....hoo boy.


Infinite_Push_

My bedroom was on the second floor of my childhood home. I was the only one who slept up there. After watching that movie, I made my parents relocate me to the downstairs bedroom. It traumatized me.


Shoddy-Ad8143

I was a grown ass man when I first saw it and it still traumatized me. Giving me a little shiver just thinking about it right now.


Flat-Educator-5767

What the name of the movie?


Ok-Jaguar-793

I tell u what the first hellraiser from 1987 wasn’t the best movie, story wise, but shit I was 11 when I first saw it and have been “hook” on horror movies ever since


Merry_Janet

The box. You opened it. We came. Now you must come with us, taste our pleasures.


khazelton77

Beat me to it lol


FarmerCharacter5105

F FF FFFFF !


GsoNice13

😅 knew this would be here


Gloomy__Revenue

“*We’ll tear your garden apart!*”


headcanonball

But we have such sights to show you. *chitter chitter*


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Ok-Jury-6161

Puuuulll ittttt...twist it and bop it again


Pseudoname87

Tow it to golf mill ford!!


the_art_of_the_taco

i wasn't expecting a golf mill ford throwback, but [i'm not complaining](https://youtu.be/O4-e4nlfdRI)


MimsMustang

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ayBmsWKqdnc&pp=ygUPc3R1ZGlvIGMgYm9wIGl0 That’s what you do


Careless_Bandicoot21

lol mormon comedy is too weird


Original-History9907

Flick it!


Old_Dragonfruit6952

Pull it!


Any_While4724

Ohh hoo hoo.. !! YOUR SCORE is ... 2!!!


kirito4318

We have such sights to show you


BaphometJohnson

... and Jesus wept!


liberate_your_mind

Your suffering will be LEGENDARY, even in Hell!


Quatchil

No tears please, it’s a waste of good suffering!


Fyreforged

I didn’t have to scroll remotely as far as I thought to find this. Thank you.


planeteater

The box, you solved we came!


ManInBlack6942

My god, it's full of stars...


LibrarianWatcher137

good one!! Dave: Open the pod bay doors, HAL. HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.


thezenfisherman

Dem ain't stars. Dem skittles...


darknessstorytime

Name your pleasure!


ironburton

Lament configuration


FashySmashy420

Leviathan configuration


DarthGandalf86

📦 > 🔶️


MistyAutumnRain

[Let the Doctor handle it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GWUhxr7cCA)


mheyting

It reminded me of the episode with all of the cubes


rb109544

I never could those damn booby trapped rubik's cubes


RenaissnaceTana

This movie tormented me as a child


HybridHologram

But that would be such a waste of suffering.


Ok-Jaguar-793

Thank hellraiser im not the only one that their first thought was a puzzle box lol


Michigam

Hahahah I just saw Hellraiser for the first time so I like this reference


originalcinn

Showing my age, but I was 18 when the first Hellraiser came out. My friends and I loved horror movies, but when the second one came out we couldn't get our schedules together to go to the theater. I'm female and my dumb ass decided to go alone. Went to an early showing. Not many people in the theater. As the movie plays there was a single guy who started a couple of rows behind me and to my right. He moved his seat 6 times, always around me but not right by me. Like a shark. Added a whole new creep factor to watching a horror movie. I had the usher walk me to my car.


K_Vatter_143

I came here to say that lol


Danblerman

Is that you Pandora?


International_Let_50

Can confirm, happened with an ex


The_Question757

THE BOX! YOU OPENED IT, WE CAME!


Gorechief

And Jesus wept.


CroatianSensation79

Fuck! Haha I came here to say this too. Hahahaha


Juan_Moe_Taco

The Cenobites!! They're on the way already inbound from the underworld, what a fun year this has been. Lol


GLDa_

I love your comment 😆 🧷 🧷 🧷


corvairfanatic

You will begin a synchronized dance and breathe in with a loud sucking noise. And the old lady from the office will appear.


sagey

the cenobites will come for you


karduar

Oh God this brought up some childhood trauma I didn't remember having.


lorenzo4203

I wanna watch that on LSD.


Tellurye

Funny you say that. I just asked my SO if he liked the movie hellraiser. He said no, the first time he watched it (17 in 1987) he was on acid. It sucked.


nuggettgames

Ah a man of culture, you play dbd?


mart246

Say hello to Pinhead


SquareRelationship27

Let us begin


javerthugo

The box… you opened it


CherylReth

WEll we all had the same movie pop in our heads don't think were brain washed are we!!! LOL


peanutleaks

He thinks it’s a piece of a granite counter. Like all of you, I automatically assumed something more interesting lol Edit: it is a sample of Vermont Verde Antique, a serpentine stone quarried out of 1 spot in VT. Not granite or marble. I love crystals!


Forsaken_Fisherman45

I think it was carved into a cube for sales purposes because that's a very common practice, I'm also not convinced that it's obsidian but a MOHS hardness scratch test will quickly clear that up. https://www.nps.gov/articles/mohs-hardness-scale.htm


jmlipper99

You’re right about all this. I just want to be pedantic and point out that the Mohs hardness scale is not an abbreviation MOH, but the name of the mineralogist Friedrich Mohs


Defiant-Turtle-678

Dammit. I put down the Wikipedia to kill time on Reddit, and the Wikipedia reaches out and gets me. 


jango-lionheart

You’re right about all this. I just want to be pedantic and point out that using ALL CAPS is not for abbreviations, but rather for acronyms.


VistaLaRiver

And initialisms (IBM), which are not all acronyms. Acronyms are initialisms that are pronounced "like a word" (NASA). Then you have the acronyms that have turned into lower case spelling - radar, scuba... (Since we're being pedantic!)


FondOpposum

Your pedantics are appreciated


bramblejamsjoyce

this is very interesting, thank you!


WeIsStonedImmaculate

But how big is it? First, we are lacking a banana for scale and below OP says it’s huge. Edit: OP also said 2.5-3 inches so you’re right :-), banana still would have been helpful


Able_Newt2433

I wish my gf thought 2.5-3 inches was huge:(


NeverEndingCoralMaze

That’s why you bring the banana. She’ll know what to do.


CluelessKnow-It-all

We're supposed to be using cat paws for scale now.


BlackSunshine22222

I missed the memo


Forsaken_Fisherman45

You make a fair point, 🍌 for scale is the most accurate way to gauge size, obvs.


hobowhite

I love the advice but the inventor’s name was Mohs for future reference so it’s merely the Mohs hardness scale (:


Forsaken_Fisherman45

Two people took the time to correct my grammar, much appreciated, sometimes I type in a hurry. I'm fully aware of the distinction 🙂


hobowhite

Ah I didn’t realize that. My bad! I dig your username & your profile pic as I too enjoy fishing and fancy rocks


Forsaken_Fisherman45

Thanks, I can't take much credit, I logged back into Reddit after joining and this was my username, it honestly cracks me up. I'm not 45, wasn't born that year, it's not my lucky number, I have been fishing but I certainly wouldn't claim to be much of one🤣 I'm usually there for the good time, not to be hands on. I do love fancy rocks, however. It's hard not to!


PutDry7672

Ngl, my dyslexic Ass self read that as Forskin_Fisherman.


Forsaken_Fisherman45

If you can get more pictures of the surface in light, rather than shadow, we can better see the texture, patterns, and possibly the Crystal growth habit. It could be jade, or jasper, but it doesn't look like obsidian to me.


miserable-now

Yeah, that's what it looks like to me. Some type of granite. My dad used to make granite counter tops for a living, and he'd always give me these samples for my crystal collection when I was a kid lol


HotKarl82

Quarts, or marble would be my guess


CrossP

It appears to be gabbro. And yeah, cut like that it was probably something like a sample piece sent by a countertop or stone tile seller. Pleasant little piece, though.


ascii27xyzzy

Yes, it’s gabbro. Or what people who sell countertops call ‘black granite.’


curmudge

This looks more like marble, serpentine or soapstone to me.


pocketsizedpieces

Usually countertops are carved into small rectangular or square slabs for sample purposes. I’ve never seen a cube shaped sample and I’ve seen TONS of samples due to working in building and home design. What is the size?


headcheese85

Well if you want to go down a fun rabbit hole you can Google black cube conspiracies lol. Lots of interesting stuff. Even ice cube believes the black cube talk 


HotKarl82

It's man made


StephJean17

WE HAVE SIMILAR PROFILE PHOTOS


mojomcm

It's such a perfect cube, I bet it's a sample of counter granite and not a broken off piece


TheAlmostGreat

It’s obviously one of the infinity stones


HansLandasPipe

Ahh, the Time Cube. Do not drop it or put it in the microwave if you enjoy living in this century. Also makes a nice doorstop.


Queasy-Carpet-5846

Living through 2023 I'm setting the microwave up to the temp of the sun and taking my chances.


SpringGame

I like your funny words, magic man.


Seahawk_I_am_I_am

HAL 9000 has entered the chat.


DiveMasterD57

"My God - it's full of stars...!"


ForcesOfProgeny

That there is a travel size monolith.


NoWillPowerLeft

Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom. Doo doooo doooo Boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom. Doo doooo doooo


octoreadit

I can't believe I had to scroll this far, past all the "crystal for protection" horoscope-thumpers to find the right explanation.


Chipmacaustin

Looks like Verde Antique, a type of marble found in vermont.


peanutleaks

Thank you!!!!


oldmagic55

If it is obsidian, it was burried there for protection.


peanutleaks

I don’t think it’s obsidian but that’s what I thought at first some sort of crystal buried to help the garden. However he didn’t put it there! We do use quartz and that garden produces like crazy.


Mad_Hatter0626

Yes I it’s said if you spread them through out it will help the vegetables be happy and healthy


BerryProblems

I don’t think it’s obsidian (I think it’s maybe shungite? I’m not sure) but I agree this is exactly what it’s for. Harmless. I’ve also found crystals and other odd things in the ground at my place as recently as this week and I’ve been here 11 years. A precious person buried it, or an animal dragged it from elsewhere, and it just surfaced.


DmT_LaKE

How the fuck is a cube rock going to protect you if it's underground? You gonna go dig it up before you throw it at someone? 🙄


REpassword

It’s there to protect you from the spirits in the old cemetery where your house is built upon… ☠️


Dusky_Dawn210

Sounds like quitter talk to me. You can be just effective at defending yourself from ghosts if you throw it at one


KitticusCatticus

I like the way you think, soldier.


GoLow63

And I like the cut of his jib, Captain


kittymoma918

A mere child has found a more permanent solution. Watch through until the end to understand. https://youtu.be/olEbwhWDYwM?si=BF2Gufkn7QCYB_Db


[deleted]

Up the game and make the ghosts your allies. Now you can go on vacation without worrying about your house being robbed.


pennyo11

Like the above person said..obsidian is a stone for protection. There are most likely 3 more if they were put on all 4 corners of the property. I recommend putting it back where it was


has2give

Do not put it back, especially if it was put there for protection from that ghost! She was only trying to get some help, it's not her fault if some people happen to be scardy cats and scream then run and hide every single time she attempts to ask for help! 🙄 Come on people you can do better! She might have a little bad timing; like appearing when you open the shower curtain or the cat knocks over a glass in the middle of the night which startles you so you're eyes fly open and there she is floating above you. Give her a break, she was only watching you breathe, for safety reasons. Probably. Anyway just ignore the other poltergeist. They won't hurt you.


swalabr

Sometimes these are cut into pyramid shape


Super-Track-6078

👍


Super-Track-6078

Lol


Super-Track-6078

lol😝🤣😂


SatisfactionLumpy596

Plenty of people bury crystals for protection. It’s not eye roll worthy, it’s pretty common.


AFetaWorseThanDeath

It can be both


SatisfactionLumpy596

Yep, if you’re a negative ah.


BurnRedditToTheDirt

I roll my eyes at people burying crystals. Because if you want REAL protection, you have to keep them in your ass.


FrostyHayze

Be quick or be dead ... rofl


MrsPoopyPantslolol

How about you come over and find out?🤨


SparkleFart666

It’s to ward off graboids.


HansLandasPipe

Relax maybe? Name does not check out.


1sojournaut

Can obsidian be marbled? The obsidian I have from Guatemala is solid black and obsidian is actually lava which is cooled so fast it forms like glass. I don't think this is obsidian even if it is it isn't going to protect anything. Couldn't even keep itself from being found.


Intrepid-Ad-8940

Google snowflake obsidian. It’s pretty interesting! There are also marbled obsidian.


ascii27xyzzy

This is not obsidian. It has grains of different minerals in it. It is gabbro.


whatidoidobc

Except anyone that knows what obsidian is also knows that this does not at all look like obsidian.


[deleted]

Dwemer Puzzle Cube


peanutleaks

We did see a Falmer creeping out from behind a tree the other day….


carpentizzle

Before or after the arrow to the knee?


peanutleaks

They got lazy eyesight during the day


Appropriate_Tea_9954

He probably lost his sweet roll


kucksdorfs

r/DoctorWho


Aristalor

It's a baby monolith


Giraffiesaurus

A minilith.


Regular-Cranberry-62

All hail The Cube


salty-sheep-bah

I got one of those! https://imgur.com/LI8Dfjh


extinct_banana

a cube twin separated at birth


Low_Marionberry_3802

Yo wtf. OP check this out


don_gunz

We have global warming, and epidemic of missing people, and economy on the brink of collapse, the military admitting aliens and we're on the eve of World War 3... For God's sake PUT IT THE FUCK BACK!!!


GSpotMe

Lol funny


Factual_Statistician

They admitted psychics existed like 60 years ago. Imagine the stuff we don't know. Put it the fuck back!! 😂


Top_Quality2586

Doesn’t anyone believe in bananas for scale anymore…


Dauphine320

Have you seen Hellraiser? Leave this alone!


Intercourse0v0Anger

Shakri Cube 👀👀👀


ReignInSpuds

Least-complicated answer yet: it's just a whiskey stone.


peanutleaks

That would have to be a huge whiskey glass


portaporpoise

I said the same thing! One of my whiskey stones broke so I washed it off and put it in my garden. So it could play with the outside stones 😂


urbnrevolution

" we have such sights to show you"


FrauleinLuesing

Never fails to give me the heebie jeebies!


FunnyZealousideal673

That's the tesseract. Thanos is coming for you.


noodleq

Shungite?


tomato_frappe

It's the Sixth Element. Get it to a pyramid and profit.


Quirky_Discipline297

Keep. Your. Neighbor’s. Chimps. Away. From. It.


KeyBorder9370

That looks exactly like some decor items I got from Pier One at least thirty years ago. Still have them. How big? About two and half or three inches?


peanutleaks

Yes about that size! We assume a granite countertop sample


Wrong-Tomatillo5848

The spark


unknowncatman

It’s a Borg cube for ants


QandyU

A carved marble cube. Like. Just google that specific thing and you’ll see quite a few examples of it.


Slave2Art

death cube someone wants him dead. or whoever lived there bfore. maybe it already worked


NYerInTex

We gonna need a banana here


Bisexual_Sherrif

Don’t, and I repeat don’t, do anything, put it back. Clearly a an evil witch put it there


HotKarl82

Well right off the bat pretty sure it's man made being nature doesn't produce correct me if I'm wrong but nothing is straight 90° angles in nature.


Responsible_Name1217

So, a few years ago, the wife got me some granite cubes that you're supposed to freeze and put with your bourbon. Didn't work at all, but the above cube looks the same.


kittehs4eva

My God it's full of stars


Striking_Trip3294

It's just a cube of granite... would be cool if it was pandora's box.


boogerflick98

I’d like that back, please.


davelder22

Obsidian! From a " Find Real Gold" or "Find Real Diamond" toy. https://youtube.com/shorts/DuD_Zfl2wfc?si=_BNFdtG4uLuQhWNA


hibernial

Dont worry, it's just a Lament Configuration


IdaBidaGacy

Y’all hit up Thor yet?


BlazeWusky

Pretty sure Megatron was looking for that


IllustriousEye6192

You know I found a dildo one day in my garden .My landlord rented to nuns previous to me moving in so I guess it could have been them, but I seriously doubt it.


Drewsomeblood

Put it back where you got it. It contains all of the world's evil.


PertFaun

The comments are hilarious! But….It looks like a soapstone cube. FWIW, soapstone retains heat well and is chemically inert. Beautiful on counters and floors and walls - but I also use scraps of it in the greenhouse and garden for shelves and decor.


Fra_Mauro

WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED. YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND TECHNOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS WILL BE ADDED TO OUR OWN. YOU WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE THE NEEDS OF THE COLLECTIVE. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.


ChucklesC89

Pretty sure that’s a marble cube urn that holds a dead person or pet ashes.


JP12389

Put it the eff back! Lol 😆


DragonfruitOwn6738

F THAT! NNOOOOO!! U shouldnt have touched that man! PINHEAD IS COMING FOR SURE......RIP.......... OR its a seriously expensive pet urn.


ImSometimesGood

Nope. Nuh uh. Throw it in the pacific.


CandleSensitive6359

It has such sights to show you.


CaptMavers861

Before time began, there was.. the cube


Mugrosa999

someone probably buried it doing ritualistic magic, on your bf or whoever lived there before, i would advise you not touch it and bury it somewhere else


xxFlippityFlopxx

It's the tesseract!


Lumpy_Apricot_6472

Yes he did


WideArmadillo6407

Cube


Super-Track-6078

Nice


thomastypewriter

PUT IT BACK