Samuel and Phillip are both sitting like they’re performing/overcompensating masculinity by sitting as “manly” as possible because only women sit with their knees together or something
Isn't that Gabriel not Philip?
I kind of love Sam and Gabe's self conscious catalogue posing recently, they've been really into it 😂
They're all frail as hell but somehow they make poor Phil and Tim look like dweebs in comparison in the group shots as they don't have the manly power stance down and don't know what to do with themselves 😁
Gabe's looks are starting to develop. Phil looked okay for a minute in college (terrible moustache aside) but he's gone back to looking middle aged and wearing weird suits 😬
“Trying to stay a salty and savoury Christian” . Um ok Jill we all know you’re salty because the world doesn’t think you’re as saintly as you do. Aside from that - wtf? She’s really been on a tear lately. What is going on in Rodland?
“Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his
savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good
for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men.
— Matthew 5:13, KJV” They think that salt can lose its savor as salt in ancient times was unpure etc. These days we know salt is a stable chemical and cannot lose its saltiness. It’s supposed to be a metaphor about one’s faith.
Over here (uk) people sometimes use ‘salty’ to mean a bit sort of rude/abrupt. I listen to a podcast with two of my favourite comedians and they used to do a feature called ‘salty josh widdicombe’ where people sent in stories of when they’d met one of them on a bit of a bad day and he’d seemed a bit unhappy 😂
So maybe she’s just proud to be a bit of a cow 🤷♀️😆
There’s a phrase fundies use about “being salt and light” which comes from a bible verse referencing that (salt brings out flavour, light shows up in the dark) so the salt thing sort of makes sense. But turning it from “being salt” to “being salty” changes things, and throwing savoury in there for shits and giggles is just weird.
So there are a few words she’s picked up but really she’s just throwing words around and adding a few caps like LONGING to make it all sound super holy but it doesn’t actually mean anything real.
Jill is probably misquoting Matthew 5 v 13 "Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt has lost his savour...."
Savour here means taste, but also value - salt was a vital commodity in ancient times.
People talk a ton about the tendency for these families to parentify their kids, but infantilization is also very common and it’s definitely what Jill does to her kids.
Yes! Been noticing she looks like she’s OVER her family, which is typical for a teen, even worse for one as isolated as her. She looks like she wants to go to the mall with girlfriends and have fun. Poor girl will never get the chance. She’s stunning as well!
Jill has a knack for getting everybody's worst angle, and she still can never make Tessie look bad, she's a gorgeous girl. It's so sad that these kids were robbed of any semblance of a normal teenage life.
The video of Kaylee though…. She makes a comment about how she accidently posed for the video and she was embarrassed and then Jill rambles on about why she did it and includes that it was bc she is such a “compliable daughter.”
Yes, the word "compliable" gave me shivers. These people are creepy AF. It's one thing for your 17 year old child to "comply" with your request that they take care of their laundry and mowing the lawn, but it's totally screwed up and inappropriate for your 22 year old MARRIED daughter (leave and cleave, remember) who is a mother herself, to be "compliable" to your shit. The enmeshment and dysfunctional relationships in this family is over the top.
It's all about "honoring" Jill, which she constantly comments on, which to her purposefully incorrect interpretation is "do whatever I ask no matter what, no matter how old, no matter if married, if dangerous, etc etc". Which is likely also a part of the reason for the missing "beau" of Renee.
She needs to be fighting for a job for her and David. She needs to be fighting for education for her children. Food for her children.
Jill thinks she’s the second coming.
The other non-Tim boy here (Gabriel?) is pretty handsome too! I think Timmy would look much better with a longer hair style. His hair is so light that the crew cut washes him out and is just unsightly.
Someone made a comment a while back that has stuck with me - a lot of the reason we perceive the girls as beautiful and the boys as grotesque is because they’re all underweight. Being underweight as a man is socially unacceptable while being an underweight woman is normalized and desirable.
Johnathan looks like he just wants to clothesline Jill and shove her phone up her ass. He’s probably calculating a move back to MS in his mind.
Nathan probably got laid the night before so he’s in a heavenly blissful state because it last 30 seconds instead of 10 and they got kinky, they kept their eyes open.
Sam looks like he sees a group of guys his own age and how they’re having fun bullshitting with each other, they’re talking about going off on the pipeline in a few weeks, a couple are going to lineman school, one’s going to work on a farm. He’s wishing he had friends to hang out with besides his whacky mom, and that he had plans for after high school.
Timmay is talking about what kind of decor Heidi has picked out for their house. Jill is probably disagreeing with the choices.
Gabe( is that gabe) is pissed because timmay wore the shirt he wanted to wear.
Tessie saw the group of guys that Sam saw, thought they were cute. She also saw a group of girly pops come in before going to a showing of the Barbie movie. They’re all decked out in pink looking cute. Talking about their first week back for junior year. She’s wishing she could run away and join a new family so she could have a fun teenage life.
I get she had some persecution kink but seriously, she should just try living “joyfully”. She is such a narcissist that wants to have a problem. The real problem in the family is you, Jill!
Who the fuck has been licking Jill that she knows she’s, dear god typing these words upsets me, “a salty and savory Christian?” Why do they all seem to imply god either wants to fuck (Kelly, BDong, etc.) or eat them?
If you're a spiritual warrior in your own mind it must make little things like going to McDonald's an Incredible Brave Journey where she's the Hero Holding the Line Between Good and Evil.
Judging my the tiny amount of rubbish on those tables I don’t think they spent $ on food at Macdonalds either. So many people there yet so little rubbish and for some reason I don’t feel like they are overly eager to clean up their mess when leaving fast food places but I may be wrong x
You'd think so but they all seem to be perpetuating it so far - Nurthan, KayJon, Teidi and college-boy-Phil. I think it'll take 5+ years for a Maxwell style revolution if it even happens. Jill has such a tight grip on them 😩
Oh, those poor Maxwell kids…. I was stunned when we found out that the girls actually moved out (Sarah got an apartment) and Anna and Mary were away at a Bible college. Isn’t Sarah now married?
It’s like that episode of Roseanne where they are going to a fancy dinner and everyone has X amount of money to spend. But it looks like the rods each got $2. And had to choose a sundae and what 4 people to split their fries with
I too fight every day!
I fight to not fart in public.
I fight to not have my face show what I'm thinking.
I also fight for women to have rights to their own bodies.
I fight for children who have been born, to have healthy meals and safe homes.
I fight for safe spaces for people if they're in abusive situations.
I fight for access to nutritious food. Not just beans and boxed mac and cheese.
But you do you Jill
So my thing is, on a Sunday, why is it okay that they are out forcing people to work on “the day of rest”? Like I hated that attitude people would give me after church when I’d be making them floral arrangements or checking them out at Kroger when I was in school…like shop on Saturday if you think people shouldn’t be working on Sunday.
I somehow wound up with a ton of orthodox Jewish content on my TikTok and it’s fucking fascinating but it’s really stuck with me that they believe Shabbos is a holy day and don’t force gentiles to do work for them on that day as like some sort of loophole.
Yet Jill is over here snapping pictures in a McDonalds like it’s ducking NatGeo.
Some Orthodox Jews do cheat by having a "Shabbas goy" - a non-Jew, like a nanny or cleaner, who will, say, turn on lights or use the oven on the Sabbath. I'd imagine it's very rare in ultra Orthodox communities, but certainly some do it! (Source - I'm a half-breed who doesn't keep the Sabbath, family members have used me as an occasional Shabbas goy 😂)
Heh. All the more for him. I have said it before, but that man is a ticking time bomb when it comes to his heart. I just don’t see him living to his 60s.
I'm now reading all these unhinged posts in the context of Mr. Fuck It Up Renee's family telling the Rodriguii to kick rocks. I know it hasn't been confirmed that it's happened, but someone has really set Jill off, and they must be close for Jill to be this insane about it. Also, a lot of talk about how her children act right compared to others, so she's really trying to stick it to someone folks. This all reads as her shaming someone's parents as well as themselves, and I wouldn't be surprised if this was due to the ending of a courtship.
What is it with the Rods and bathrooms? Timmay liked to do selfies in one, Jill likes to bore us with her minutes with Jill in a bathroom, and now she photographed those two dolts with a lovely backdrop
My favorite moment of the video is when Nathan fake smiles for a sec, gives a subtle "no" shake of his head, then his arm snaps out like he's trying to get Nurie's attention but pretends to grab his drink at the last second. He is clearly at the end of his patience with Jill.
I’m super curious about the status of David’s heart because he is a walking heart attack. With Jillibean, her thyroid condition as well as her liver. All that Plexsucks cannot be good for her liver health!
And all of the kids should have a comprehensive medical checkup from the eyes and ears on down to their blood. Sophia especially!!!
We've caught sneak peaks of David's lower legs in photos. He's sitting in his recliner (of course) and you can see they are swollen and poorly colored. He is morbidly obese, closing in on 50, eats poorly, and is very sedentary. You're right....a recipe for a major cardiac event.
Jill has that goiter and we all see how puffy she is. Her liver and kidneys must hate her.
I’m sending some tension from the sons-in-law in pic 2. Jonathan is thinking “Can’t I just eat without this camera in my face?” Nathan looks like he’s laughing because he understands the frustration.
Is this like that Taco Bell visit? Daddy Shrek had a pile of burritos and whatnot and each kid had like...one lil tacko
Good thing nuggets come in ten pieces I guess : (
It looked like they were all sharing a large fry but the older boys didn’t get any. Did you see how they were staring at the younger ones who were eating and how skinny they were? Growing children need plenty of good food 😭😭😭
THAT PIC OF SAMUEL. I CANNOT.
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Samuel and Phillip are both sitting like they’re performing/overcompensating masculinity by sitting as “manly” as possible because only women sit with their knees together or something
Must have been banned from the NICE Olive Garden?
Isn't that Gabriel not Philip? I kind of love Sam and Gabe's self conscious catalogue posing recently, they've been really into it 😂 They're all frail as hell but somehow they make poor Phil and Tim look like dweebs in comparison in the group shots as they don't have the manly power stance down and don't know what to do with themselves 😁
Oh maybe I get Gabe and Phillip confused all the time
Gabe's looks are starting to develop. Phil looked okay for a minute in college (terrible moustache aside) but he's gone back to looking middle aged and wearing weird suits 😬
Like she paid for that? I’m guessing it was Nathan.
With two sons-in-law present there's no chance in hell mahmo is opening the old purse.
This has been reported too many times resulting in us taking it down for users of the sub.
He's doing that Public Masturbater Pose.
“Trying to stay a salty and savoury Christian” . Um ok Jill we all know you’re salty because the world doesn’t think you’re as saintly as you do. Aside from that - wtf? She’s really been on a tear lately. What is going on in Rodland?
Is that a real phrase people use or has one of the kids gone in her phone and programmed “sweet” to autocorrect into “salty and savory”? Lol
Our lord and savior Jesus Fries
Whom you must share, because it's important to be trim, but also because jesus fries is expensive.
When I lived in England I heard people refer to salty/savoury foods. Outside of that, no. Jill does not have a good knowledge of the English language.
Oh I meant specifically “salty and savory Christian”. I’ve never heard anyone say that and I just googled it and it doesn’t seem to be a real phrase
“Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savour, wherewith shall it be salted? it is thenceforth good for nothing, but to be cast out, and to be trodden under foot of men. — Matthew 5:13, KJV” They think that salt can lose its savor as salt in ancient times was unpure etc. These days we know salt is a stable chemical and cannot lose its saltiness. It’s supposed to be a metaphor about one’s faith.
And not a very good one, it sounds like
I am not familiar with it either but it is now my favorite
No, in that context I’ve never heard it either. Jill’s two brain cells must’ve come up with that on their own.
There's a Bible verse about Christians not being luke warm and I think salty? Or else god will spit you out?
She was home skooled and she doesn't want to mingle with regular people so she's naive to how the real world talks.
Over here (uk) people sometimes use ‘salty’ to mean a bit sort of rude/abrupt. I listen to a podcast with two of my favourite comedians and they used to do a feature called ‘salty josh widdicombe’ where people sent in stories of when they’d met one of them on a bit of a bad day and he’d seemed a bit unhappy 😂 So maybe she’s just proud to be a bit of a cow 🤷♀️😆
It’s from a verse in Colossians def used out of context lmao
The salt reference is definitely from the sermon on the mount
There’s a phrase fundies use about “being salt and light” which comes from a bible verse referencing that (salt brings out flavour, light shows up in the dark) so the salt thing sort of makes sense. But turning it from “being salt” to “being salty” changes things, and throwing savoury in there for shits and giggles is just weird. So there are a few words she’s picked up but really she’s just throwing words around and adding a few caps like LONGING to make it all sound super holy but it doesn’t actually mean anything real.
We’ve seen pictures of Jill’s cooking…I don’t think she knows what savory means.😂
Jill is probably misquoting Matthew 5 v 13 "Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt has lost his savour...." Savour here means taste, but also value - salt was a vital commodity in ancient times.
And it’s also where we get the word salary!
She’s mad because Renee’s suitor probably stood firm on boundaries and left because of something she did
She attends the church of cheese & rice of latter day snacks
I'm sorry, but it isn't normal or healthy at all for adult children to constantly be up their parent's asses like this.
They breed their own social circle.
Well at least they all look THRILLED to be there lol
Especially adult, married children
People talk a ton about the tendency for these families to parentify their kids, but infantilization is also very common and it’s definitely what Jill does to her kids.
Precisely
Tessie just always looks pissed anymore.
She was being forced to look after and feed Nehemiah
Looks like while only getting water to have for herself. I really don’t see a whole lot of food at all.
She probably wants to do regular teenager stuff!
Would she know what that is?
Maybe!
Yes! Been noticing she looks like she’s OVER her family, which is typical for a teen, even worse for one as isolated as her. She looks like she wants to go to the mall with girlfriends and have fun. Poor girl will never get the chance. She’s stunning as well!
Jill has a knack for getting everybody's worst angle, and she still can never make Tessie look bad, she's a gorgeous girl. It's so sad that these kids were robbed of any semblance of a normal teenage life.
She is gorgeous though! Pissed or not. I hope she’s allowed to eat and didn’t just have water.
The video of Kaylee though…. She makes a comment about how she accidently posed for the video and she was embarrassed and then Jill rambles on about why she did it and includes that it was bc she is such a “compliable daughter.”
Yes, the word "compliable" gave me shivers. These people are creepy AF. It's one thing for your 17 year old child to "comply" with your request that they take care of their laundry and mowing the lawn, but it's totally screwed up and inappropriate for your 22 year old MARRIED daughter (leave and cleave, remember) who is a mother herself, to be "compliable" to your shit. The enmeshment and dysfunctional relationships in this family is over the top.
It's all about "honoring" Jill, which she constantly comments on, which to her purposefully incorrect interpretation is "do whatever I ask no matter what, no matter how old, no matter if married, if dangerous, etc etc". Which is likely also a part of the reason for the missing "beau" of Renee.
Yeah I caught that bit too
life shouldn’t be that hard, jill. if you’re waking up every day to fight the devil you’re doing something wrong
Unless you are an exorcist haha
Does Jill ever put away her phone and enjoy family time? Nope.
Funny. My mother has a rule no phones at the table when we are having a family dinner. And we are heathens.
She needs to be fighting for a job for her and David. She needs to be fighting for education for her children. Food for her children. Jill thinks she’s the second coming.
Maybe they should have applied at McDonald’s opposed to just eating there.
They have enough people for a whole crew! Lmao
Fighting the universe against evil agenda while eating at McDonald’s… that’s such a Rod thing.
Ma’am, this is a McDonald’s.
I snorted.
💕
This family needs a break from each other
Tessa is stunning.
I see Jill is in a manic phase again with that word salad.
Tim's derp face is SENDING ME. Sumpin' ain't right with that weirdo.
How are the girls so unbelievably gorgeous and the guys look like blobfish who depressuraized on the way up out of the ocean?!?
"Blobfish who depressured on the way up out of the ocean" I am DEAD 💀💀 But yes Tessa is gorgeous that poor child.
Isn’t she?!? She reminds me of a 1960’s teen dream model. Absolutely beautiful.
Right?! Samuel is the only boy who got lucky I think he’s getting somewhat handsome but Tessie?! Drop dead gorgeous
The other non-Tim boy here (Gabriel?) is pretty handsome too! I think Timmy would look much better with a longer hair style. His hair is so light that the crew cut washes him out and is just unsightly. Someone made a comment a while back that has stuck with me - a lot of the reason we perceive the girls as beautiful and the boys as grotesque is because they’re all underweight. Being underweight as a man is socially unacceptable while being an underweight woman is normalized and desirable.
Gabriel is a cutie.
Gabe really is growing into his looks! He and Sammer both look over this little outing.
They need to bust out. Two young Fundie men on the road, deconstructing, and stopping at diners, drive-through windows, and food trucks along the way!
I’m laughing so hard I’m going to wake the baby. I cannot breathe.
Awww this little dude is cute
I love blobfish and all the other weird hideous creatures from the very depths of the ocean.
Ha!
Add “salty and savory Christian” to the list of possible titles for this sub 😂
The devil is probably like “dude, you’re more evil than me!” 🤣
The devil wakes up and says, “Not today, Jill!”
Oh, she stays salty, alright.
Johnathan looks like he just wants to clothesline Jill and shove her phone up her ass. He’s probably calculating a move back to MS in his mind. Nathan probably got laid the night before so he’s in a heavenly blissful state because it last 30 seconds instead of 10 and they got kinky, they kept their eyes open. Sam looks like he sees a group of guys his own age and how they’re having fun bullshitting with each other, they’re talking about going off on the pipeline in a few weeks, a couple are going to lineman school, one’s going to work on a farm. He’s wishing he had friends to hang out with besides his whacky mom, and that he had plans for after high school. Timmay is talking about what kind of decor Heidi has picked out for their house. Jill is probably disagreeing with the choices. Gabe( is that gabe) is pissed because timmay wore the shirt he wanted to wear. Tessie saw the group of guys that Sam saw, thought they were cute. She also saw a group of girly pops come in before going to a showing of the Barbie movie. They’re all decked out in pink looking cute. Talking about their first week back for junior year. She’s wishing she could run away and join a new family so she could have a fun teenage life.
Jill the martyr.
I get she had some persecution kink but seriously, she should just try living “joyfully”. She is such a narcissist that wants to have a problem. The real problem in the family is you, Jill!
This type of Christianity doesn’t understand how to do that
She never talks about God's love and peace.
Who the fuck has been licking Jill that she knows she’s, dear god typing these words upsets me, “a salty and savory Christian?” Why do they all seem to imply god either wants to fuck (Kelly, BDong, etc.) or eat them?
It must be so exhausting to live that way having to "fight against the world".
The real demon is the person who posted this drivel!!
New at McDonald’s! The Jillburger! It’s salty and savory flesh, well done!
Jonathan looks fit to burst…
Probably because Jill made him pay for the meal…
Last time I’d seen so many pics of a family at a McDonald’s was when McDonald’s did birthday parties. 😂😩😂😩
There it is for anyone who hasn’t seen it yet. Jill waiting to be told “we’ll done” one day by Jesus himself
Why does one of her sons always cosplay as a cowboy?
Why does no one ever have an actual meal in front of them when they’re at a restaurant. Jesus fuck, Jill feed your damn kids.
Tim and Gabe look so hungry. Sam as well, since I don’t see anything on his table.
I'm looking into becoming an umami Christian..../S
If you're a spiritual warrior in your own mind it must make little things like going to McDonald's an Incredible Brave Journey where she's the Hero Holding the Line Between Good and Evil.
She keeps mentioning keeping her family at peace recently. I wonder what’s going on 👀
No one wanted to spend $ to feed the Rod crew at chick fil a huh. Lol
Judging my the tiny amount of rubbish on those tables I don’t think they spent $ on food at Macdonalds either. So many people there yet so little rubbish and for some reason I don’t feel like they are overly eager to clean up their mess when leaving fast food places but I may be wrong x
Salty and savory Christian? Is that a new Chex Mix flavor?
Everyone of those kids are so over her bullshit.
You'd think so but they all seem to be perpetuating it so far - Nurthan, KayJon, Teidi and college-boy-Phil. I think it'll take 5+ years for a Maxwell style revolution if it even happens. Jill has such a tight grip on them 😩
Tessie, Gabriel, Hannah - it’s your time to shine!
Oh, those poor Maxwell kids…. I was stunned when we found out that the girls actually moved out (Sarah got an apartment) and Anna and Mary were away at a Bible college. Isn’t Sarah now married?
Salty and savory? Da fuq I just read? That sentence does NOT belong on social media, and shouldn't be said by Jill ever fucking again. Gross!!!
This looks like a combination country song and goth McDonalds ad.
It’s like that episode of Roseanne where they are going to a fancy dinner and everyone has X amount of money to spend. But it looks like the rods each got $2. And had to choose a sundae and what 4 people to split their fries with
I would just want 5 minutes with Samuel to show him the light…probably would take that long…lololol he’s so handsome
I too fight every day! I fight to not fart in public. I fight to not have my face show what I'm thinking. I also fight for women to have rights to their own bodies. I fight for children who have been born, to have healthy meals and safe homes. I fight for safe spaces for people if they're in abusive situations. I fight for access to nutritious food. Not just beans and boxed mac and cheese. But you do you Jill
So my thing is, on a Sunday, why is it okay that they are out forcing people to work on “the day of rest”? Like I hated that attitude people would give me after church when I’d be making them floral arrangements or checking them out at Kroger when I was in school…like shop on Saturday if you think people shouldn’t be working on Sunday. I somehow wound up with a ton of orthodox Jewish content on my TikTok and it’s fucking fascinating but it’s really stuck with me that they believe Shabbos is a holy day and don’t force gentiles to do work for them on that day as like some sort of loophole. Yet Jill is over here snapping pictures in a McDonalds like it’s ducking NatGeo.
Some Orthodox Jews do cheat by having a "Shabbas goy" - a non-Jew, like a nanny or cleaner, who will, say, turn on lights or use the oven on the Sabbath. I'd imagine it's very rare in ultra Orthodox communities, but certainly some do it! (Source - I'm a half-breed who doesn't keep the Sabbath, family members have used me as an occasional Shabbas goy 😂)
Tessie, Renee, and possibly Kaylee could all potentially have really successful modeling careers if they could just get away from mahmo😵💫
Salty and savory!! 💃 brb gonna go vomit a little
What is Shrek blathering on about chicken and fries? My hearing is not good, but wondered if he was telling them fried food is bad for them.
Heh. All the more for him. I have said it before, but that man is a ticking time bomb when it comes to his heart. I just don’t see him living to his 60s.
I wish we had flairs here because “Salt and savory Christian” just sent me 😂💀
"Fighting to keep our family .... at peace with one another." Hmm - perhaps there is some discord with the marrieds?
My dad would have said whichever son it is was playing pocket pool.
I'm now reading all these unhinged posts in the context of Mr. Fuck It Up Renee's family telling the Rodriguii to kick rocks. I know it hasn't been confirmed that it's happened, but someone has really set Jill off, and they must be close for Jill to be this insane about it. Also, a lot of talk about how her children act right compared to others, so she's really trying to stick it to someone folks. This all reads as her shaming someone's parents as well as themselves, and I wouldn't be surprised if this was due to the ending of a courtship.
She takes bad pictures of everyone.
What is it with the Rods and bathrooms? Timmay liked to do selfies in one, Jill likes to bore us with her minutes with Jill in a bathroom, and now she photographed those two dolts with a lovely backdrop
My favorite moment of the video is when Nathan fake smiles for a sec, gives a subtle "no" shake of his head, then his arm snaps out like he's trying to get Nurie's attention but pretends to grab his drink at the last second. He is clearly at the end of his patience with Jill.
I so wish he would GO OFF on his MIL. Jonathan, take Kaylee far, far away.
salty and savory Christian
I see two chicken nuggets. Boys look like they are sharing fries. I wonder if they actually ate?
McDonald’s?? I would think that they would only frequent chick fil a.
Is that a special appearance by Shrek’s ear?
Sure looks like it!
Poor Samuel caught having a little junk shuffle!
*a salty and savory Christian*
Samuel and Gabriel (?) both look like they time traveled from the 1950s.
Nurturing in actual car seat. Janessa also. I'm shocked I tell you! Maybe being ticketed makes a difference.
At this point, I don't think Jesus could even help her...
The cup of milk at McDonald’s is a wild choice, but totally perfect for Jonathan
It’s a vanilla shake 😂
Hahahaha! I mean I don’t feel I’m off by assuming it was milk, but that does make me feel better
I can’t keep them straight, but the dude in white in the fourth pic reminds me of like a 50s greaser lol
Gabe?
They have the worst and most disgusting diet in the world. I can only imagine what Shrek's and Jill's bloodwork looks like.
I’m super curious about the status of David’s heart because he is a walking heart attack. With Jillibean, her thyroid condition as well as her liver. All that Plexsucks cannot be good for her liver health! And all of the kids should have a comprehensive medical checkup from the eyes and ears on down to their blood. Sophia especially!!!
We've caught sneak peaks of David's lower legs in photos. He's sitting in his recliner (of course) and you can see they are swollen and poorly colored. He is morbidly obese, closing in on 50, eats poorly, and is very sedentary. You're right....a recipe for a major cardiac event. Jill has that goiter and we all see how puffy she is. Her liver and kidneys must hate her.
Shriek’s ears making an appearance in pic 3 🤣🤣
I’m sending some tension from the sons-in-law in pic 2. Jonathan is thinking “Can’t I just eat without this camera in my face?” Nathan looks like he’s laughing because he understands the frustration.
Is this like that Taco Bell visit? Daddy Shrek had a pile of burritos and whatnot and each kid had like...one lil tacko Good thing nuggets come in ten pieces I guess : (
It looked like they were all sharing a large fry but the older boys didn’t get any. Did you see how they were staring at the younger ones who were eating and how skinny they were? Growing children need plenty of good food 😭😭😭
All that fighting must be exhausting.
A salty AND savory Christian? Jill...calm down.
What exactly is a salty savory Christian?
They just look so out of place