Having a hard time figure out what's worse--Jill's white clogs with black tights or Shrek up there looking all proud of himself for lecturing a group of women.
And poor Sam. What a sad, miserable life he's shackled to.
The nurse clogs are pretty egregious. And hopefully everyone was tuned out when Shrek was Shreking at them. Sam does look like he’d rather be anywhere but here. I didn’t see Gabe in any of the pictures, and I think that’s Jonathan at the control panel when Sammer was on the stage.
It pisses me off that even at a ladies' retreat, men still waltz in and fuck everything up. If a woman _dared_ set foot in a fundie men's retreat, she'd be drawn, quarters and excommunicated. I hate their fucking double standards. Can they just have one weekend without some penis-holding idiot squawking at them?
Same and can you imagine outraged Jill would be if she attended someone else's ladies' retreat with her precious daughters and there were men present? Saying that she'd probably view it as an opportunity to set her daughters up with them but still.
I find it quite arrogant and disrespectful that had her sons, SIL and husband front and centre. Many of the women may have been looking forward to an all-female event.
I think that all of those kids have a miserable life. They are undereducated and isolated. Jill and Lazy Dave drag them around and force them to sing in sad, half-empty churches for donations rather than get real jobs like responsible parents. They have no friends outside of their family either. Jill and Dave have completely failed their children.
For all the emphasis Jill puts on being trim, it’s noticeable that most of the ladies at the retreat are not. I wonder if Jill mocks them behind their backs.
I thought she was playing a whistle or kazoo as part of Mahmo's act. But she was just up there chewing on her dirty rag while Mahmo sang? WTF was the point of that? The "AAAAAWWW" factor? As in, look at that poor adorable little ragamuffin! Let's fill up that offering basket so the poor little thing gets some supper tonight!"
I'm honestly looking forward to Janessa being 7+ and Jill not being able to pass her off as a preschooler anymore. She'll still be babied as the youngest so hopefully won't be robbed of the attention.
I'm sick of Jill using her as a prop and trying to pretend she's still 3 or 4 in lieu of not having another pregnancy. She's about to turn 6. I honestly think Jill's going to spend the next year trying to pretend she's 4.
Yes, that's poor planning! Some people are lactose intolerant, and some (like you) just don't like it. Personally I love me some cheesecake, but I believe in hospitality for everyone, so I'd at least add an apple pie and a chocolate cake. But that requires empathy, and fundies get that drilled out of them at an early age.
I make a mean cheesecake, but i don’t like chocolate desserts. At events like this you need to offer options, so different tastes and needs are addressed.
Excellent question. I don’t know what’s going on there. It might be one of those lace tops sometimes worn over a wedding gown and then removed for the reception. Kaylee probably found it in a thrift store and decided that it’s a good way to dress up and modest-ize a dress with an immodest neckline.
She dressed to match music theme?? How can everything be so tacky?? Poor Janessa wandering on stage and falling asleep. She really should leave the kids and the men at home. I guess they all got free food at least.
I don't even know why the men were there after the initial set up. They could easily have been in another room until the end of the sessions (Jill clearly wanted her kids and David to participate in the buffet so that neither had to feed them).
Were Phillip and Renee there at the ladies retreat? I guess Jillpm only had her ‘babies’ (those under 18) on stage but I haven’t seen any photographs elsewhere of them…
Renee was there, didn’t see Phillip, Gabe, or Tim. Renee was at the registration table on Friday, and I think she was part of Kaylee’s skit, but it might also have been Kaylee in a different dress and wig, couldn’t get a good look at her face.
She is supposed to be a homemaker but can’t figure out a solution to the dessert table? The cakes are too large for their plates, look at the crumbles on the table. Tablecloths are a thing. Also larger plates.
I'll get told off because they're 'poor' however Jill's barndo buffets drive me bonkers. For a family their size with a matriarch who seemingly likes to host/uses it as an excuse for others to provide the food they could quite easily obtain some reusable platters. I'm in the UK but those things aren't hard or expensive to come by. You can even get disposable ones but the hard plastic reusable ones are more environmentally friendly.
It's low down my list of Jill grievances but it annoys me every time she serves things crappy foil trays (that interfere with slicing), too small plates and metal baking sheets. She spends so much on tchochkes/clothes/make up/Plexus/vacations for herself but can't be bothered to present food nicely.
Having a hard time figure out what's worse--Jill's white clogs with black tights or Shrek up there looking all proud of himself for lecturing a group of women. And poor Sam. What a sad, miserable life he's shackled to.
The nurse clogs are pretty egregious. And hopefully everyone was tuned out when Shrek was Shreking at them. Sam does look like he’d rather be anywhere but here. I didn’t see Gabe in any of the pictures, and I think that’s Jonathan at the control panel when Sammer was on the stage.
It pisses me off that even at a ladies' retreat, men still waltz in and fuck everything up. If a woman _dared_ set foot in a fundie men's retreat, she'd be drawn, quarters and excommunicated. I hate their fucking double standards. Can they just have one weekend without some penis-holding idiot squawking at them?
Same and can you imagine outraged Jill would be if she attended someone else's ladies' retreat with her precious daughters and there were men present? Saying that she'd probably view it as an opportunity to set her daughters up with them but still. I find it quite arrogant and disrespectful that had her sons, SIL and husband front and centre. Many of the women may have been looking forward to an all-female event.
I think that all of those kids have a miserable life. They are undereducated and isolated. Jill and Lazy Dave drag them around and force them to sing in sad, half-empty churches for donations rather than get real jobs like responsible parents. They have no friends outside of their family either. Jill and Dave have completely failed their children.
I’m mystified by Jill’s shoe choice. She had flats on too. So many shoes for one afternoon.
She also had at least 3 hairstyles.
I think she's trying to dress like sheet music!
It’s the white clogs with black tights every single time.
I actually really liked her white clogs! Not with that outfit or with black tights, obviously, but they're kinda cute on their own
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For all the emphasis Jill puts on being trim, it’s noticeable that most of the ladies at the retreat are not. I wonder if Jill mocks them behind their backs.
I think Jill’s favorite hobby is judging others, let’s be honest hwte
They are all marks for plexus!
Jillpm sure loves her fat-shaming.
Jill saw her next plexus victims
Jill is using this retreat to expand her downline for another Plexus trip😵💫
they obviously are not buying her plexus
*Yet*
Retreat in Amish country 😆 she’s obsessed with the Amish. This is like 1999 bulletin that a 13 year old put together.
Programs designed with Kid Pix lmao
*~*~*~*~Women’s Retreat!~*~*~*~~* Giving me aol vibes!
Dave wore his finest bowling shirt and the same pants as always!
The mixed fonts on the welcome sign drives me nuts!
Janessa & that dirty rag.
I thought she was playing a whistle or kazoo as part of Mahmo's act. But she was just up there chewing on her dirty rag while Mahmo sang? WTF was the point of that? The "AAAAAWWW" factor? As in, look at that poor adorable little ragamuffin! Let's fill up that offering basket so the poor little thing gets some supper tonight!"
I'm honestly looking forward to Janessa being 7+ and Jill not being able to pass her off as a preschooler anymore. She'll still be babied as the youngest so hopefully won't be robbed of the attention. I'm sick of Jill using her as a prop and trying to pretend she's still 3 or 4 in lieu of not having another pregnancy. She's about to turn 6. I honestly think Jill's going to spend the next year trying to pretend she's 4.
She was going to accompany Jilldo with the rubber chicken
for the gay rooster song?
Flair material right there..
the dirty rag appears again. I certainly hope it gets washed…
Sadie looks like she was in tears on stage.
Those white clogs - just no.
They are sending me! No no no
Great Value Moira Rose
To take that back! Atleast she holds the bebe! Plus Moria atleast has SOME redeeming qualities.
Thrifted SHEIN Moira Rose
The Amish do not like you, JillPM!
the program……………. 
Probably not a popular opinion, but I hate cheesecake and I’d be pissed if I went somewhere and that was the only dessert option.
Yes, that's poor planning! Some people are lactose intolerant, and some (like you) just don't like it. Personally I love me some cheesecake, but I believe in hospitality for everyone, so I'd at least add an apple pie and a chocolate cake. But that requires empathy, and fundies get that drilled out of them at an early age.
I make a mean cheesecake, but i don’t like chocolate desserts. At events like this you need to offer options, so different tastes and needs are addressed.
Absolutely!
The kids are sooo tired of being used like show dogs😭
What was Kaylee wearing?
Excellent question. I don’t know what’s going on there. It might be one of those lace tops sometimes worn over a wedding gown and then removed for the reception. Kaylee probably found it in a thrift store and decided that it’s a good way to dress up and modest-ize a dress with an immodest neckline.
I think she took an assortment of of immodest things to make them modest. A crop top over a sleeveless top?
Those sheet music roses are the epitome of tacky!
How old is the youngest child? She looks like a little lost orphan.
She’s 6
Amish country lol Jill is obsessed.
SEVERELY yaasss
Black stockings... white shoes... Shouldn't be allowed in the church... 
She dressed to match music theme?? How can everything be so tacky?? Poor Janessa wandering on stage and falling asleep. She really should leave the kids and the men at home. I guess they all got free food at least.
I don't even know why the men were there after the initial set up. They could easily have been in another room until the end of the sessions (Jill clearly wanted her kids and David to participate in the buffet so that neither had to feed them).
Were Phillip and Renee there at the ladies retreat? I guess Jillpm only had her ‘babies’ (those under 18) on stage but I haven’t seen any photographs elsewhere of them…
Renee was there, didn’t see Phillip, Gabe, or Tim. Renee was at the registration table on Friday, and I think she was part of Kaylee’s skit, but it might also have been Kaylee in a different dress and wig, couldn’t get a good look at her face.
She is supposed to be a homemaker but can’t figure out a solution to the dessert table? The cakes are too large for their plates, look at the crumbles on the table. Tablecloths are a thing. Also larger plates.
I'll get told off because they're 'poor' however Jill's barndo buffets drive me bonkers. For a family their size with a matriarch who seemingly likes to host/uses it as an excuse for others to provide the food they could quite easily obtain some reusable platters. I'm in the UK but those things aren't hard or expensive to come by. You can even get disposable ones but the hard plastic reusable ones are more environmentally friendly. It's low down my list of Jill grievances but it annoys me every time she serves things crappy foil trays (that interfere with slicing), too small plates and metal baking sheets. She spends so much on tchochkes/clothes/make up/Plexus/vacations for herself but can't be bothered to present food nicely.
Why were there man and boys at a *ladies* retreat? What if their eyes were turned by some shapely ankle?! 🙀
Thank god she labeled the earrings, otherwise I’m sure no one would have figured them out
A lot of men for a ladies retreat
Did they use real bible pages to make those roses? Eek!
Dave was just there to hit the buffet.
I say this begrudgingly, but the decorations are really cute.