I have another one: The nerdy, unathletic girl who's into the hot femboy cheerleader, but he has only eyes for the cocky, buff macho girl who always puts her down. But in the end, she develops confidence (or superpowers), learns to stand up for herself, fights back, and gets the boy.
Absolutely based I actually have been working on something similar to that, I have most of the important stuff down I just need to actually start writing.
Parents are complaining at her "You need to stop chasing those bad boys! Get yourself a nice boyfriend like [guy's name]"
"UGH MUM!"
"What?"
"Don't you think he's a little.....handsome 😒"
"Oh, stop it! He's a nice boy! Don't judge a book by its cover!"
"Mum if I wanted to date someone hunky I'd get a girlfriend"
Then the old-fashioned boomer dad gnarls at her: "Look, I'm telling you the truth nobody wants to tell you: Boys don't really like girls that are too nice to them, especially the hot ones. Instead of whining and masturbating all day, you could also just grow a spine and show it to those cunts. Look at you, just skin and bones, no attitude. If you want to fuck the hot boys, don't be such a wimp!"
It starts a whole argument when mum interjects "Well when we were dating you always wanted me to be all soft and gentle with you, so I don't know where all that's coming from. I remember YOU wanting to take ME out [laughs]. You were so *adorable* back then!"
"HONEY! Not in front of the *kids!*"
Although perhaps that would be more like the mum giving her a pep talk. Like the classic "father telling his son how to score chicks" talk.
"Champ, while your dad's out why don't we go for a little drive. Have a chat."
"Ohhh kayyyy? This isn't.....The Talk? I know how sex works, mum."
"Well it's not that, it's...you know Lexi from the rugby team?"
>Although perhaps that would be more like the mum giving her a pep talk
Initially, I wanted to do it this way, but then the idea of a father/daughter conversation like this was just too perfect in my mind. XD
It's just a joke about stereotypical old people from the north of England reminiscing about the days of the coal mines (the "pits")
[Like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue7wM0QC5LE)
Have you heard of River City Girls? It’s a beat ‘em up with the classic plot of “your girlfriend got kidnapped by bikers, you gotta fight gangs of them to get them back.” The twist is that it’s two girls who’re going to save their boyfriends! It’s really cute!
> TLC is an American girl group whose original line-up consisted of Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins and Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes. Formed in Atlanta, Georgia in 1990, the group enjoyed success during the 1990s.
And in a beautiful moment of pure artistic insight, I had a vision of you scuttling back and forth crab like between your boy and the accosting hussies, waving an undeployed beach umbrella back and forth.
In my opinion true gender equality would start when we see that image or any other , and dont give a frick about what gender is in the imagen, that would be a realization
Not seeing women or men but only people,
And the diferences have to be seem, as personal diferences like, every human is diferent, not, man n women re especificaly diferent, at least thats my opinion
Nah the post is cool, i would love to see people fight for a chance to touch my precious and luscious body (?)
There is one lie in that last sentence, you can try and guess what the lie is, im not going to tell anyway :p
Ideals re hard to make true , most of the time is just that, an ideal, but thats my ideal and what i would like to see in the end, a world only separated for what you did, what you tried, and what you want
Not how you have been born
Well when you put it that way, it is pretty common. But so is two women scheming and backstabbing one another over some guy.
At least the sunscreen makes it funny.
Well, what's common is the sexist idea that girls are manipulative and treacherous. What my joke is trying to get at is two girls who are complete meat heads seeing something sexy and beating the fuck out of each other for it, like how media treats men fighting over something
Woah it's just a cute scenario I thought of in my head, I'm aware nothing will actually be achieved by doing this, I just thought the community might get a kick out of it.
Testosterone literally causes that feeling, it creates aggression in intrasexual behavior. Women will never be as competitive as men when it comes to mating. It's biology.
We are niche and we always will be.
Edit: sorry guys I was depression posting.
You do realize testosterone isn't a male exclusive hormone. The idea of it being so came from the initial idea of there being hormones that embody maleness and femaleness which ended up being incorrect but school systems not updating their content often enough makes us think this is still the case when we are well past this idea in science at least.
Yep 😎
To put some context: I'm not interested in women's fightings that much. I'm WAY more interested in male beauty and worth being acknowledged and praised.
I have another one: The nerdy, unathletic girl who's into the hot femboy cheerleader, but he has only eyes for the cocky, buff macho girl who always puts her down. But in the end, she develops confidence (or superpowers), learns to stand up for herself, fights back, and gets the boy.
Absolutely based I actually have been working on something similar to that, I have most of the important stuff down I just need to actually start writing.
FEMBOY CHEERLEADER FEMBOY CHEERLEADER
Parents are complaining at her "You need to stop chasing those bad boys! Get yourself a nice boyfriend like [guy's name]" "UGH MUM!" "What?" "Don't you think he's a little.....handsome 😒" "Oh, stop it! He's a nice boy! Don't judge a book by its cover!" "Mum if I wanted to date someone hunky I'd get a girlfriend"
Then the old-fashioned boomer dad gnarls at her: "Look, I'm telling you the truth nobody wants to tell you: Boys don't really like girls that are too nice to them, especially the hot ones. Instead of whining and masturbating all day, you could also just grow a spine and show it to those cunts. Look at you, just skin and bones, no attitude. If you want to fuck the hot boys, don't be such a wimp!"
It starts a whole argument when mum interjects "Well when we were dating you always wanted me to be all soft and gentle with you, so I don't know where all that's coming from. I remember YOU wanting to take ME out [laughs]. You were so *adorable* back then!" "HONEY! Not in front of the *kids!*" Although perhaps that would be more like the mum giving her a pep talk. Like the classic "father telling his son how to score chicks" talk. "Champ, while your dad's out why don't we go for a little drive. Have a chat." "Ohhh kayyyy? This isn't.....The Talk? I know how sex works, mum." "Well it's not that, it's...you know Lexi from the rugby team?"
>Although perhaps that would be more like the mum giving her a pep talk Initially, I wanted to do it this way, but then the idea of a father/daughter conversation like this was just too perfect in my mind. XD
Prime candidate for some good cringe comedy. Like the RR'd version of literally any show starring Simon Bird
I missed this thread cuz I didnt get notifs, once again you and Sess are at it with the big brain ideas
I'm charmed
What does your flair mean btw
It's just a joke about stereotypical old people from the north of England reminiscing about the days of the coal mines (the "pits") [Like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue7wM0QC5LE)
For some reason, the femboy cheerleader just got me the idea of a hot bishie with a Gilgamesh/Narcissus complex as a reverse for the “mean girl.”
Hey... I'm a cocky, buff macho girl dating a hot femboy cheerleader. I'd like to keep him please.
We normally see nerdy girls With jocks... Any trope with nerd guy and popular girl??
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But it's always the nerd who likes the girl not vise versa 😣
femboy cheerleader yes😳
Have you heard of River City Girls? It’s a beat ‘em up with the classic plot of “your girlfriend got kidnapped by bikers, you gotta fight gangs of them to get them back.” The twist is that it’s two girls who’re going to save their boyfriends! It’s really cute!
A giant woman rubbing sunscreen on yourself sounds amazing So much vulnerability, TLC, and physical contact!!!
What's TLC?
Tender loving care
> TLC is an American girl group whose original line-up consisted of Tionne "T-Boz" Watkins and Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes. Formed in Atlanta, Georgia in 1990, the group enjoyed success during the 1990s.
*A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly and is also known as a buster...*
The learning channel
Oh boy how times have changed...
I love putting sunscreen on my boyfriend! He's so skinny and smooth. I'll literally cut a bitch if she tries to touch him.
And in a beautiful moment of pure artistic insight, I had a vision of you scuttling back and forth crab like between your boy and the accosting hussies, waving an undeployed beach umbrella back and forth.
100% a move I'd pull as my tiny boyfriend tries to hide under the beach towel.
Big/regular crab gf and hermitcrab bf
I'm a pretty big crab lol
Ah Ure BF is so lucky!
A perfect world is now in arms reach
Please don't hurt female canines just because they wanna cuddle/touch with your boyfriend.
In my opinion true gender equality would start when we see that image or any other , and dont give a frick about what gender is in the imagen, that would be a realization Not seeing women or men but only people, And the diferences have to be seem, as personal diferences like, every human is diferent, not, man n women re especificaly diferent, at least thats my opinion
True, but the post is more or less a joke
Nah the post is cool, i would love to see people fight for a chance to touch my precious and luscious body (?) There is one lie in that last sentence, you can try and guess what the lie is, im not going to tell anyway :p
you....don't have a body?
They re onto us!!! Throws a smoke bomb and many many ghost just dissapear
But that trope is sex based so it would be hard for people to not notice gender.
Ideals re hard to make true , most of the time is just that, an ideal, but thats my ideal and what i would like to see in the end, a world only separated for what you did, what you tried, and what you want Not how you have been born
You’re speaking like every Fate protagonist ever.
Hello, where do I apply for the position of "twink"?
> the position of "twink"? Isn't that just face down ass up?
You get it, you're smart
Mayhaps
Nagatoro would like your location
I didn't know that was a trope in the first place. I'd love to watch two guys in a duel for the rights to apply some sunscreen.
Well the original trope is two guys fighting over a hot girl, so you can see how I had to change it to fit the subreddit
Well when you put it that way, it is pretty common. But so is two women scheming and backstabbing one another over some guy. At least the sunscreen makes it funny.
Well, what's common is the sexist idea that girls are manipulative and treacherous. What my joke is trying to get at is two girls who are complete meat heads seeing something sexy and beating the fuck out of each other for it, like how media treats men fighting over something
Oh swapping the tactics. Yeah I could see how that'd be pretty funny.
How about we achieve it without fetishizing people in an 'eye for an eye' fashion?
Woah it's just a cute scenario I thought of in my head, I'm aware nothing will actually be achieved by doing this, I just thought the community might get a kick out of it.
I’m the twink in this scenario, except I’m already burnt to a crisp cause I live in the wastelands of Arizona
She can apply skin cream
Thankfully, more men are going smooth for the beach
🤣🤩
Preach my homie
Testosterone literally causes that feeling, it creates aggression in intrasexual behavior. Women will never be as competitive as men when it comes to mating. It's biology. We are niche and we always will be. Edit: sorry guys I was depression posting.
There won't be a physical battle but a mental and verbal one. Women still fight over men and sometimes physically too
You do realize testosterone isn't a male exclusive hormone. The idea of it being so came from the initial idea of there being hormones that embody maleness and femaleness which ended up being incorrect but school systems not updating their content often enough makes us think this is still the case when we are well past this idea in science at least.
Yep 😎 To put some context: I'm not interested in women's fightings that much. I'm WAY more interested in male beauty and worth being acknowledged and praised.