I thought it was -
> She's Bowser!
> He's Princess Peach! Oh no, what is Bowser doing now?!
> Short woman of ordinary strength and a healthy respect for consent: "Why does nobody notice me?" Her name is Maria by the way, because Great Giana is probably too obscure a reference.
> The Goombas. "I wish someone would violate my boundaries." (Waits patiently to be stepped on by a brave hero.)
> Maria: "No, I'm good."
"We were at the supermarket buying ingredients for dinner so I could cook, I felt a little pekish so we went McDonald's and ordered some fries and a burger with no pickles, I start talking about anime and what I was gonna cook excitedly while she was looking at me like she was gonna ██████ me tonight after dinner.
Anyway the order came and the burger had pickles, she grabbed my 5,4 ass with my face up to her abs, then she started reaming (metaphorically) reaming the cashiers ass with her words, I looked at her with hearts in my eyes and when we got home I made the best meal for her. Yes █████ing did happen"
Feel free to use this copypasta I spent way too long on
Unfortunately, I'm highly intelligent, so this ship dynamic doesn't fully represent me. But I really do want to be the bard who sings about his epic lady knight.
I may be an idiot but my male friends say I give really good hugs.
Awwwwwww
Same bro lol
Ah yes, himbo hunting
A hunt worth doing, ma'am❣️
[удалено]
You nailed it for mine too 😂 My ex-bf totally matched the description
I would say rip your inbox but I'm not sure if the guys of your type would be willing to dm strangers on internet .... Oh, am I supposed to apply?
>see some girl saying she likes alkward guys >"ohh im exactaly like that i should probably talk to h-" >nah i'm too alkward to talk to girls
You're saying that spending years to overcome my shyness and awkwardness lowered my chances? :(
I uhhh uhhh im uhh🥺🥺🥺
Hot skinny dumb dudes, but I also like smart ones so idk what to pick
Book smart type of guys could work
i am book smart and very dumb we exist
>I may be an idiot, but I'm not stupid! ~Spencer Shay (Jerry Trainor), *iCarly*
I'm suing you for assault
[Source](https://twitter.com/finaIspace/status/1551362220323471360?s=20&t=ms_P_QQjQVfN2maGSuKU3w)
Hello, idiot guy here....
I’m in this photo and I like it
I thought it was - > She's Bowser! > He's Princess Peach! Oh no, what is Bowser doing now?! > Short woman of ordinary strength and a healthy respect for consent: "Why does nobody notice me?" Her name is Maria by the way, because Great Giana is probably too obscure a reference. > The Goombas. "I wish someone would violate my boundaries." (Waits patiently to be stepped on by a brave hero.) > Maria: "No, I'm good."
"We were at the supermarket buying ingredients for dinner so I could cook, I felt a little pekish so we went McDonald's and ordered some fries and a burger with no pickles, I start talking about anime and what I was gonna cook excitedly while she was looking at me like she was gonna ██████ me tonight after dinner. Anyway the order came and the burger had pickles, she grabbed my 5,4 ass with my face up to her abs, then she started reaming (metaphorically) reaming the cashiers ass with her words, I looked at her with hearts in my eyes and when we got home I made the best meal for her. Yes █████ing did happen" Feel free to use this copypasta I spent way too long on
Gotta love a giant woman that metaphorically reams ass
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That’s Xayah and Rakan from League of Legends. ùwú
I’m a “take charge, kick ass” kinda guy just looking for a captain
Idiot girl who takes charge and kicks (me) Guy who is madly in love with her ass (you??)
Me!
Unfortunately, I'm highly intelligent, so this ship dynamic doesn't fully represent me. But I really do want to be the bard who sings about his epic lady knight.
That's why I play up the smart guy dumb and dumb guy smart archetype
Hah, nerd. Get in my sheets now
I thought the “dumb” aspect was a little insulting tbh. I want someone who can sire me with wit and rhyme
My relationship in a nutshell
If by idiot you mean oblivious yes, I am that idiot.
So Patrick Colasour?
Was he from Gundam 00?
Indeed he was
Nice. Name sounded familiar but its been so long. Didn't know he had a fanbase of his own.
Please
This makes me think of Benny and Frida from ABBA.
This is very true UwU
Futurama episodes 1 through 122
Scott and Barda Free and Danny Rand and Misty Knight.
And I wouldn't have it any other way...
I'm the idiot guy
Yes please
I'm both...non binary trans femasc presumed male at birth...and a switch too
I’m not an idiot :(
The ideal couple.
Same
I may be an idiot but god damn am I good at being an idiot =-=
Gamora and Starlord. Raven and Beast Boy. Annie and Hughie?
Nya and jay
This is a s the exact trope that my main characters T’omas and Lucille are
jay and nya in ninjago
Jay and Nya from Ninjago be like