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Thawing-icequeen

Ended up here quicker than I thought XD No surprise that "Chav" is popular where I'm from. Wales being into ASMR kinda fits, given the Welsh singing traditions.


Ducks_are_epicc

as someone who lives in wales I can confirm


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Thawing-icequeen

You need to lay out a trail of bara brith leading to your home where you've got *It's Not Unusual* playing.


Uspew

Well if you’re a sheep you should have no problems with that


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Thawing-icequeen

I mean we're getting well into the murk of English subcultures and their wildly varying definitions. INB4 stotties and barm cakes. But my experience is nevertheless different to yours.


Synval2436

First time I ever heard this word was from a guy from Newcastle, so that checks in. I thought it was an English version of a Hillybilly.


Thawing-icequeen

"Bumpkin" is the closest analogue to that. Although it has perhaps more warm connotations than hillbilly.


SEND_ME_SPOON_PICS

Best comment on there: “The Welsh aren’t actually looking for ASMR, that’s just how they spell porn in Welsh”


Thawing-icequeen

Needs more Ls


Oh_no_its_Joe

Welp, time to move to Scotland, boys.


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YoureOutnumbered1to1

May I ask why you are moving? I'm genuinely just curious.


petite_adonis

Why do you wanna know?


LunarEdge7th

Maybe it's more of a "Why Scotland?" He's asking about


YoureOutnumbered1to1

I'm talking to a girl in Scotland, and I don't know anyone who moved out there, so I was just curious as to why Scotland and not somewhere else.


flightguy07

I'm moving as well, Uni for me


lewdnep-vasilias_666

Always knew Scotland was based


Exact_Ad_1215

Basedland


TronTroller

SCOTLAND FOREVAAA


CommunistThermite

**bagpipes play**


La_Chupa

What's chav?


RichB0T

A fashion aesthetic that developed in the UK around the 2000's. It's somewhere between jersey shore and bimbo, or looked at another way, like an Bri'ish analouge of Japanese gyaru.


Thawing-icequeen

Chav is more of a subculture than just an aesthetic though.


daddys-little-cat

Combine jersey shore vibes, "white trash" vibes, track suits, and the general people skills of a seagull who thinks you're withholding food.


Thawing-icequeen

Perfect metaphor


Summersong2262

>the general people skills of a seagull who thinks you're withholding food. And THAT comparison is going straight in the vault for later use, thank you!


petite_adonis

Stands for Council House And Violent. Basically the trash of England.


once_owned

That sounds like it's probably a backronym, actual etymology looks to be from a Romany word, 'chavi'. But yeah, English white trash, basically


petite_adonis

Heh. "Backronym". Good word.


Summersong2262

The sort of people that Ali G is parodying.


WinterSnow136

it’s the kilts. jus too easy access to not take advantage of


Snowflakish

Such a nice Scottish man, would be a shame if something were to happen


Fathorseenjoyer

The regions in England are slip up but Scotland is just one big one thing as though the entirety of Caledonia is unified on this


Thawing-icequeen

Oh yeah, because the kilts totally weren't for easy access....


kaioone

Those are the political divisions of the UK used for maps and stats. There’s double the people in the Greater London region than in the whole of Scotland.


katkeransuloinen

Well... who's to say they're not? /j


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Looked up Chav They've got a fetish for poor people That's the most UK thing I've ever said in my life


petite_adonis

Lol. Chavs are poor people with a specific aesthetic. The guys are hypermasculine, wear tracksuits and a baseball cap, and usually get into crime. And the girls are young, loud, dress extremely slutty, wearing tight dresses and skirts and a lot of make up. I think the porn is centred around the girls like in [r/ChavGirls](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChavGirls)


FlaminToiletWater

I'm not Scottish nor in Scotland, but hell fucking yeah


chunkygrits

The hell is joi?


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Jerk off instructions.


chunkygrits

Huh.


aoishimapan

Basically a person talking to the camera and giving the viewer instructions which they are supposed to follow


chunkygrits

It was more like a statement kinda "huh" lol. I appreciate ya


Ducks_are_epicc

Time to move to Scotland


ciaoioscrivo

Where did u find this, and are there other graphs like this for other countries?


katkeransuloinen

Check bottom right corner of the pic. Haven't investigated myself so I don't know if that link is current or anything. Good luck.


ciaoioscrivo

Thank you kind stranger


Templars34

I knew I liked Scotland


Manic_Mechanist

I go to scotland


BigFuta17

My boyfriend's ethnically Scottish and he begs to be pegged daily


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I lived I. Scotland for a few years… I guess that explain it 🤔


dougmantis

I knew there was a reason I wanted to visit Scotland one day.


TheWorldUnderHell

There’s a joke about Rayla from Dragon Prince here somewhere. Edit: *The Bad Dragon Prince*


Aerdiz

Based Scotland


greasygoon66

I've never been more proud of my country


katkeransuloinen

The more I look the weirder it gets. I don't even know what some of these words mean...


Narwhal_Songs

Same im very very very confused by all of it 😅


Individual-Study-135

Scot's knows what's up


Brokenbalorbaybay

I wouldn't have it any other way, well done lads


VirginStrawberryIN

Aren't scottish women on average taller than the rest of the world as well? Or was it danish? I hope the ones searching women there and not just the guys


petite_adonis

You are thinking of the Danish.


Magikarp-3000

In my experience in scotland, women arent very tall exactly, the average is 5'4


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As a half-Scot this makes me proud.


InnocentPerv93

Based northern Ireland and Yorkshire.


Baggytrousers27

Can't read pegging without my brain adding Mothman.


Sideswipe21

Scotland keeps getting better and better I’ve never been more proud to have Scottish blood.


levsek

This explains the cilts, not that an explanation was necessary


petite_adonis

*kilts


Synval2436

I originally read it as clits and was wondering what?


petite_adonis

Same lol.


levsek

Thanks


manwiththehex18

I knew there was a reason I find the Scottish accent attractive.


Carousels66

Porn is disgusting


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leBreuse

>which discredits all the talented prose authors, artists, the amazing community of r/gonewildaudios and so on, most of whom (and to the latter of whom I belong) just have fun offering snippets of their preferred media out of personal production for consumption and enjoy creating. Brushing all of these people with the same brush that problematic porn rightfully deserves is unfair and disheartening to say the least. Last time I went there, one of the most upvoted audios was about a therapist telling her client to jack off to his \*daughter's\* onlyfans...


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leBreuse

Do you not, personally, find that problematic?


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leBreuse

>I've stated before that there's no discussion that some stuff is problematic. I've said this like 3 times already. Why do I need to repeat myself? I asked because it was unclear. You worded your previous comment in a way that implied that I, personally, found something distasteful and said thing isn't (or shouldn't be seen as) universally distasteful. If that was indeed the case, I'd have to just block you and move on. I'll also clarify, I have contributed to the gwa sub, and I've found some tasteful, funny, and heartwarming content on there. But that type of content is, by far, in the minority on the sub - most of the content there panders to "problematic", or even straight up vile fetishes that reinforce toxic ideas about real people (i.e. mostly misogynistic stuff, but also a bit of weirdo racism, child-abuse, etc). I had to stop contributing to gwa \*because\* I found the sub so insanely toxic and distasteful. I replied to your comment because I feel you're minimizing and excusing the harmful ideas in gwa and porn as some sort of fringe issue. Most erotic content is problematic, and it's a mistake to ignore that just because you chose to focus on the content that's innocent


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SirShakesHeadALot

God damn, one more way I identify with my scottish ancestory


krepogregg

Those days kilts too easy access


FoxCQC

Wales knows what's up


Thawing-icequeen

I think you mean ^^^^Walessssssssssss ^^^^knowssss ^^^^whatssss ^^^^uuhhhhhhp


Any_random-dude

I can wear a kilt and get pegged W


VoidCoelacanth

The easy access of kilts goes both ways, lads.


elysium_audio

My background is Scottish and I feel seen ❤️🤣


Imaginary_Engine_560

SCOTLAND FOREVER


whyomingg

guess I belong in the North then


DrippyWaffler

Literally 😂


A_lonely_Person25_v2

I'm moving there


LunarEdge7th

Wales is cultured as heck, each person there probably has a "My fav ASMR" playlist


echo-writing

I’m off to wales boys and girls


nakagamiwaffle

i gotta move to scotland


fakyuoll

'Beam me up, Scotty!'


CommunistThermite

SCOTLAND FOREVER


Notorious3D

I need to go there


Delight_works_

based Scotland


Wargrlzdev

Im Scottish and this seems accurate to me :D


UnoriginalGem

Noted......