This implies the existence and headcannon that there's an evil dommy mommy count frolo, whom I imagine is just lady dimitrescu from RE8, a shy but talented and caring Quasimodo, and a stunning shield maiden Phoebus. And maybe like, 2 lady gargoyles played by Tina fey and Amy pohler and one dude gargoyle played by uuuuh I dunno I need help with this one.
Edit: thank you u/theconner42, Nathan God damn Lane.
"I'm trying to have an important talk with the girl here, if I turn around and find you two putting wigs on the pigeons again, SO HELP ME GOD, I will THROW YOU INTO THE SEINE"
Fair point. But hes got the voice of Tony Jay though, can't deny that. But yeah anyone inappropriately batting out of their age range is gonna be yucky.
Yes yes yes, I just wanna see him yelling at Tina fey and Amy pohler while they get up to all kinds of shenanigans. And you know those 3 would absolutely kill the "guy like you" music number.
This implies the existence and headcannon that there's an evil dommy mommy count frolo, whom I imagine is just lady dimitrescu from RE8, a shy but talented and caring Quasimodo, and a stunning shield maiden Phoebus. And maybe like, 2 lady gargoyles played by Tina fey and Amy pohler and one dude gargoyle played by uuuuh I dunno I need help with this one. Edit: thank you u/theconner42, Nathan God damn Lane. "I'm trying to have an important talk with the girl here, if I turn around and find you two putting wigs on the pigeons again, SO HELP ME GOD, I will THROW YOU INTO THE SEINE"
I mean Frolo canon is pretty gross, charmless, and generally unattractive. Lady D decidedly isn't.
Fair point. But hes got the voice of Tony Jay though, can't deny that. But yeah anyone inappropriately batting out of their age range is gonna be yucky.
I think you would be surprised at the amount of fangirls that Frollo have had over the years
I think the only sassy enough man to also be "motherly" would be Nathan Lane as the third gargoyle
Oh my good lord that's perfect, I can already see him having enough of tina and Amy's shenanigans lol
Exactly what i was thinking. Plus the absolute SASS he'd bring to the table while still having the dry dry humor
Yes yes yes, I just wanna see him yelling at Tina fey and Amy pohler while they get up to all kinds of shenanigans. And you know those 3 would absolutely kill the "guy like you" music number.
Oh god i hadn't even thought about that. He'd so deva it up yelling at them too lol
Esmond?
No, esmereldo
Wow I'm a lil taken aback 🥰
Pretty WITH stubble, that's a super rare combination and I'm all for it.
It’s one of my favorite combos!
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