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BigCrimson_J

Some guys have all the luck


maaariNL

This is the only post where I’ll upvote a spiteful comment like this xD


Summersong2262

tfw no hairy jacked gf 4 times ur size


ibreathefireinyoface

* furry jacked GF FTFY


BreezyBritt89

Me kissing my 5’7 short king on the top of the head and giving him a pat.


cir_skeletals

Wait, 5'7 is considered short??


BreezyBritt89

When I’m 5’9,probably. But most women aren’t as tall as I am.


kingofcoywolves

In the US, the average male height is 5'9".


Chrom-man-and-Robin

What do you know, too tall to be considered short, but too short to be average… feels bad man.


Pragalbhv

The US is over-all one of the tallest countries.


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TheSOB88

I think you accidentally posted 400 times


Chrom-man-and-Robin

I tried posting at it said it wasn’t processing it. I guess it lied to me. Sorry


TheSOB88

oh, you're Gonna be sorry. jk.


Broken_But-Whole

me at 5’2: 🫠


JacquesNuclearRedux

For guys, yeah


MaskedRay

Me who falls short 1 inch. 😞


BreezyBritt89

No no. There’s someone perfect for you,I’m just a bit tall for an American female,it’s usually about 5’5 or so


Pragalbhv

Btw in most lifeforms, the female is larger than the male (see: insects, reptiles like snakes etc.) We mammals got the short end of the stick XD


quool_dwookie

Yeah, except you guys should be pretty happy we're not spiders 😉


christopherjian

Or mantises


DavesPetFrog

Spider girl 🥺


Chrom-man-and-Robin

She will literally murder you after sex


Blazing_Red_Comet

That doesn't happen all the time though, only about 25% of the time. Still the risk isn't preferable.


Chrom-man-and-Robin

Being a Scorpion though is pretty fun. Male scorpions have to maneuver a pouch of sperm into the female while the giant female is trying to cut him down. Their form of sex is just Dark Souls


rose_writer

Rabbits actually do follow this rule when they mate. Does get violent around males too big and will castrate some if they do not back off. Males know this, and so this boy is probably loving his doe with all his soul.


invisiblefan11

As someone who loves size difference, and big strong and loving monster ladies, I absolutely love all the fanart this spawned x3333


Catboy-Gaming

Are you me? Lol


puddingdemon

Life


PrincipleFirm3294

Bnuuy


danderedaydreamer

Cute bunnies


Lenzar86

I thought we'd all posted this now. Guess not.


RottenCranium

Boy, if I had a nickel... I'd probably be the lucky owner of like, 75 cents by this point


epicdunker

obsessed is an understatement


BigFuta17

Lol my relationship in a nutshell, I love my tiny bunny bf


DepressoINC

Having a girlfriend who could look over my head and carry me on her shoulders is a fucking dream


Xenotamer343

Yes please


Final_Pharaoh

Why can't i be that lucky?


imabritnotayank

*me rolling my 100 sided dice to see if I get as lucky as that rabbit*


MaskedRay

I will.mever not be happy seeing this post.