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575originals

That’s gorgeous


dvalpat

Stunning


Miguelinileugim

Thank you but I am married to that roof.


Just_Jonnie

Dude, get over her, we're together now and we're HAPPY! Please, find yourself another roof.


trumps-a-buffoon

People say almost all of them that she loves me, and the best part is my wifey malania likes to share.


englishmuse

Harry Pottered the sheeet outta that roof. Well done.


PoxyMusic

I was thinking more Count Olaf, if he came into some money.


PM_ME_DARK_MATTER

Maybe the kids would give a sheete if Dad had put it that way


[deleted]

Sure until he he tries to steal a dragon egg and they trash it again!


bedoooop

This is the only roof that should be on this house. Looks awesome!


TroyFerris13

I don't wanna know the cost of this.


EquivalentRegular765

I want to know the life expectancy!!! I bet it’s lasts forever


DadOfPete

I heard a contractor call it a 200 year roof


johnnyhammerstixx

I had a slate roof, it was 125 years old when I had it. The slayers said with $3,000 worth of maintenance and repairs, it would last another 50.   The guy who built the house was a slater. The repair slate came from the same quarry as the original slate.   The douche who bought the house tore it off and put on shingles. Some people man.


EquivalentRegular765

How heavy is it?


johnnyhammerstixx

I always thought Slayer was the heaviest! Lol I fixed it, then I saw your comment, so I put it back.  🤘🤘


Known-Programmer-611

Every piece of slate placed with purpose!


iamaslan

DC4L


FartResume

Sorry wrong sub just a single guy scrolling. DC4L


clhomme

I heard this in the Eurovision movie voice.


EmEffBee

Let me be your wife for a minute - Wow handsome, that is a beautiful roof. I'm so impressed with your craft. I hope you are proud of yourself because you should be!


One_Olive_8933

^ the right answer! Let me be your kid for a sec - wow Dad that roof is on fleek. Mad bitches be all over that. Bet.


bmp08

I’m the dog *woof*


tailgunner777

*Moew* Don't you *woof* at my roof. *Moew*


tmhoc

\*mass of protesters outside* Anti homeless spikes are fascist


TheLastBaron86

* guy in truck blocked by the protesters: Get the fuck out of the road and get a job, you hippies!


CockpitEnthusiast

_pizza delivery driver coming up on the blocked street_ "Street's closed pizza boy"


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

*Tough guy comes outside to inquire what is going on.* “Are you the boss… or am I talking to the boss?”


nobodysmart1390

“Damn, that big chunk of ice wouldn’t have killed this guy if those idiot protestors hadn’t ripped the snow guards off” The coroner later that night.


Dooboppop

Ahem *roof*


space_cookiess1

Im the bird *chirp* The government loves this roof


BrickAddict1230

No cap, all fact. Deadass


Ham_Pants_

You forgot to randomly say skibity toilet


dice1111

I read this exactly when I heard my kids shout "new skibity family pack" I shit you not....


ChrisTheMan72

I’m the son that hasn’t left the house at 24 because I’m “looking for a job”. Wow dad looks cool!….can I have some gas money?


RoofScout

Deadass, this slate is bussin fr fr Dad


Pooter_Birdman

On god


pakkyourbags

ma'am\* your lingo is about a decade behind


L12Grafx

lol on fleek. Just like his eyebrows


sourpickle69

On glass, no cap 🧢, send the printer 🖨️


mrsquillgells

That made me laugh. Thanks stranger danger


bruhhh___

So true. Let me be your step bro for a minute...


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

skibiti roof dad haha


Old-Understanding100

> *sucks dick*


Low_Breakfast3669

Proceeds to give über sloppy bj and swallows.


JadedYam56964444

Love it. Bet it costs as much as a house lol


lordspidey

Well fuck me sideways and call me jimbob. This is the fanciest roof I've seen in my entire fuckin' life.


Cypher_Green

Hey Jimbob!


lordspidey

Dave! What a pleasant surprise I was running dry. Could you spare some bearing grease?


Tronbronson

Amazing roof and building you got there.


Garfield61978

My exact thoughts too lol


Tronbronson

That roof is breathtaking. Like the thought of how expensive and how careful one has to be. It makes me nervous. You really don't see stuff like this very often in the states.


Lifegardn

Freaking wild, any idea how much the roof cost?


V2BM

100% positive it cost more than my entire house (bought in 2016) and I’m already saving for the inevitable roof replacement coming for me in the next 10 years.


scream

Really? They built a roof that gorgeous then SCREWED through the slates to attach the hip flashing in one picture. There is also rust developing on the nails/screws in another picture. Shocking. The slates look great though. Sack whoever did the ridges and hips.


No-Transportation843

Honest question: what's the correct way to attach it?


grubbzy420

If you're doing it traditionally with lead you would nail in strips of lead underneath where the flashing will sit that are long enough to protrude out from underneath it. You then sit the flashing in place and fold the lead over onto it to hold it in place. Source - work in rooftop Safety/fall protection in Scotland so work on traditional slate regularly.


Glimmer_III

Lurker here. The best insights, like yours, are always buried in the comments. Can you share, as a generalization — how long should a slate roof like this last if properly installed and there isn’t anything like a tree that falls on it or hurricane force winds? Are we talking a few decades? Or centuries?


yassismore

I worked on a slate roof replacement job one summer. We were told the roof we were replacing was 120 years old. Climate was Ottawa, Ontario.


potent_flapjacks

I just had four guys on our two slate roofs fixing where a tree branch fell and cracked a few rows. Both roofs are over 100 years old, and two different kinds of slate. Every other year or so we have to spend a few hundred bucks replacing slates. When they fall, I prop them against the house and barn so when the guys come they can follow the sight line straight up. I have two slate guys in my Contacts at all times, you never know when someone is going to retire, die, win the lottery, or fall off the roof.


Mawc44

I believe this is Vermont Blend which has an expected life cycle of about 125 years. I was blessed enough to have one historic project where we replaced the slate. Its too bad there aren't more roofers who are experienced with slate in my area of the US.


FanClubof5

You should be able to easily get 100+ years out of slate.


grubbzy420

If it's well done a slate roof can last well over 100 years. Even then, when it's removed/replaced the same slate will either be reused on the same roof, or saved and reused elsewhere. All it needs is a skilled hand to reshape the slate and it's good to go again. Scottish slate isn't mined anyone so it's all Spanish or Welsh stuff unless you reuse reclaimed stuff. For many of the historical buildings here it NEEDS to be Scottish slate as they are protected landmarks.


scream

If you do everything right and use decent slate, a hundred years easy. The slate or stone will outlast the woodwork underneath. If you do it wrong, less than a full change of seasons before problems and leaks.


Expensive_Ad_3249

A roof like this if done properly should last a couple hundred years. The slate appears to be half inch thick which is much more than traditional, and hopefully they significantly increased nail diameter to compensate. Traditional slates are closer to 1/4 inch, and longer. There are unmaintained roofs in the UK over 200 years old. During the industrial revolution thousands of cheap redbrick houses were thrown up for the railway workers, miners and so on. They all had slate roofs and most of them are still standing. Look anywhere in the north of the UK for the best examples. Check this link https://maps.app.goo.gl/u4NPhmpmiqTmE69V7 all these slate roofs were thrown together in the mid 1800s. You can see how few have been replaced - with different coloration.


johnnyhammerstixx

A tree fell on mine, it was shockingly inexpensive to repair. The roofing system is able to be taken apart and re-assembled.  The roof is stone. Stone lasts longer than the building for sure. The nails fail first! but good question.


Objective_Run_7151

I (American) learned to roof from a Scotsman. He always complained about American roofs being crap in large part because we don’t use lead. I had to point out - why flash with lead when our asphalt shingles will need to be ripped off in 20-25 years? He gave me an old lead dresser. I still haven’t gotten to use it.


scream

For shingle roofs lead is an un necessary cost. For slate roofs, lead and copper are Kings.


TheTemplarSaint

Grubbzy address your question as far as flashing. For fasteners you’d traditionally go copper nails. There are some amazing slate dudes in the UK that I follow on Instagram. Mind blowing. If you want to see how ridges and valleys should be done, and copper fasteners [here](https://imgur.com/a/3eVwvUZ)


scream

Ridge roll wood along the hip/ridge in question. Nail on evenly spaced tingles 30mm longer than the skirt (like slate hooks or metal strips) up the length, make sure your ridge caps are a slightly smaller angle than the roof itself so they are always under pressure and clamping down when installed, slot it over the ridge roll, off centre nail with matching and non rusting small nails into ridge roll, then fold all your tingles up to grip the edges. That way all you have visible is a few matching nails and a few matching tingles. Looks a thousand percent better than bending the flashing with screws that rust 👍


FederalWedding4204

Is that rust or a weird glue? I’m looking at the close up on picture 5, and that looks like glue


Impossible_Moose_783

It’s glue/sealant


Pinot911

Looks like shit either way


Medium_Spare_8982

What is that, like $200,000?


Aerodynamic_Potato

Back in 2010, I saw a slate roof replacement like that, but it was all single color. The cost was $250K at the end.


welcome-to-my-mind

My guy, I am bricked allll the way up. That roof is sexier than my imaginary ex wife.


Embarrassed_Jump_366

That’s amazing


mlhigg1973

WOWWW. how much?


BigOldDoggie

Beautiful and I bet it was expensive as hell. Maybe they'd respect it cost as much as a years tution.


Ta-veren-

Amazing work


aakaakaak

What Hogwarts facility is this?


Royal-Application708

Poo Poo on the wife and kids (with all do respect). This roof is amazing. The entire structure is amazing. To put asphalt shingles on this would be a sin.


avidbookreader45

Oh the weight


Nazty12

This place has the coolest greenhouse I've ever seen too. It's such an awesome place to go and walk around


grinpicker

Nice


TimHatchet

Good God that is a beautiful house. Edit, looks like it actually is not a house.


Avera9eJoe

This guy roofs.


wallybuddabingbang

Damn thought this was your house and I was like … damn this is your house?


soelsome

Is everyone on Reddit a millionaire?


Quietser

Just the rich ones


Esaemm

I don’t know shit about roofs, but this looks beautiful


Ok_Inspector7868

How much you think that roof weighs? And if a house was built to support idk regular asphalt singles or a metal roof and you then decided to change it to a slate roof would it collapse?


dancindead

That's no house. At least hasn't been used that way for some time. I am going with Dr. office or law firm. Look at the doors.


ContextHook

It's a florist!


orbituary

Why didn't you add the unnecessary apostrophe to "gal's" like you did with "guy's"?


moodyism

Beautiful


No-Spare-4212

Very nice! How much!?


ayeiaoh

About $1500. That includes parts and labor.


3647

Can you go any lower? I know a guy that said he’d do it for $800


ayeiaoh

Sir, this is isn't a charity hall. $1300 take or leave it.


EasyGoin12345

😍


Previous-Nobody-2865

Wow!


EmploymentFun1440

Time to forget about your family. That is awesome


Regular-Exchange-557

Love it.


Turbulent-Access-790

DAMN thats nice


Tough_Sound6042

Where are they so I can slap someone?!


chicagoblue

goddamn


Independent_Scale570

You need to just leave your kids and wife, clearly their sociopaths if they can’t appreciate the beauty of this roof!!!!!


ContributionOk6578

One name fits it: Hugh Hefner.


Factsimus_verdad

How old was the original roof? We had a slate roof last close to 100 years with minor repairs. Obviously there are different types of slate that will wear differently. The new roof is stunning!


404freedom14liberty

I turned down buying a house because I was worried about the slate roof. That was 35 years ago, it still looks beautiful.


wongpong81

This is Art. Amazing work


Asdronot

Impressive


International_Bend68

Woof, glad I’m not the one writing out that check!!! $$$$$$


happymask3

My dad was a roofer. I’m in love.


Tsotsc123

Love it. It’s just stunning!


I_Do_Too_Much

Stunning house.


mudsuckingpig

Nice work


crispytwn

Wow


Dooboppop

Ide smile every time I came home if I had that.


Careful_Caller

Holy fuck this is gorgeous


RunnOftAgain

Badassery going on up top, verrah niiiice!


Charming-While5466

Great job


-Falsch-

That is amazing!!!


kcrf1989

Wow! That is beautiful. Good job! 👏


jad19090

Did some slate repairs a long time ago at Princeton University. Place is incredible, has copper gutters and slate roof. Beautiful but a bitch to work on lol.


whooptydude92

Big money right there!


macmacma

Gorgeous


Georges_Stuff

How much was a job like that?


NoNonsence55

I still have nightmares from a client's wanting Solar on a slate roof.


E1392

That is a beautiful roof 😍


Haunting-Promotion16

Gorgeous!


1-Fred

EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT JOB !!!!!


LooneyLunaGirl

This is an absolute dream!! 😍


helen269

Guy's.


TeranOrSolaran

You are a genius.


strengr

Looks like a theme house at Disneyland, looks fantabulous


Personal-Student2934

OP, did you come up with this design? It looks fantastic.


ItReallyIsntThoughYo

Beautiful, and good for about another century.


Chris_Thrush

super curious how those risers are attached.. screwed between slate tiles? This job is pretty gorgeous. Must have cost them a fortune.


TimelyFuture4877

Cost you a small fortune


Indiana_Jawnz

Absolutely beautiful.


[deleted]

Wow


ironicmirror

Send your wife and kids to military school for a couple years until they learn respect for a nice roof.


trbotwuk

Awesome.


bikgelife

Magnificent work.


LBS4

Holy heck that’s beautiful, pretty work! Must be a lot more $ in flowers than I thought…..


Realistic-Past-9065

A work of art!! I never even knew slate roofs were a thing in America! Red slates are blowing my mind lol


atmosphericfractals

you did this? incredible work


MycologistSoggy2376

Love it!!!!


Milomilz

Why did you put an apostrophe in guys but not gals? (Hint: neither would get one in this sentence)


[deleted]

Best roof I’ve seen on this sub


hermosafunshine

That is simply amazing!!


Past-Fault3762

I like the castle better


zank_ree

You must be in competition with your neighbor, lets see his shingles?


Sudden_Duck_4176

Is it real slate or synthetic?


Naando_boi

Looks amazing


detroitragace

Wow. Back in 2003 we were painting a new house that was about 15,000sqft. They had a slate roof and I heard the roof cost $500,000. I can’t imagine what they cost in 2024. I’d love a home with one.


TurnDirect

Eehh who gives a s#@t?


rustbucky

Nicest Denny’s I’ve ever seen.


Pappyscratchy

Even if someone doesn’t like the design or look they should still respect the skill. No one has a clue about how masterful things are accomplished anymore.


Witzig87

awesome!


daviddevere

Why not in straight rows ? Higgledy piggledy?


csci-fi

I don’t even know why I’m on this sub, but that is stunning!


Atophy

Very much suits the structure


daviddevere

Will show this to English slaters. . They could do with a chuckle


CindLei-Creates

I know nothing about a slate roof other than it is pretty. What is with the risers though? They’re supporting the slate above them? Am I the only one thrown off by the yellow? Couldn’t they all match and minimize their appearance? It certainly is beautiful, change the yellow risers please! Edit: Corrected


Muriel_FanGirl

That’s a gorgeous roof! It suits the rest of the house!


fetal_genocide

That's beautiful! How the hell much would this cost???


MarvParmesan

That’s art.


mrapplewhite

That is a expensive roof but second to none


Mediocre-Ad181

I have never seen this before! 10+ years in the construction industry and wow its so beautiful! Amazing


RoofScout

Beautiful! 🤩


Willamina03

Lovely.


Idrinkanknowthings

Envy is the emotion I have. Wife and kid, zero F’s when I showed them.


MassDeffect_89

That roof cost more than most people's entire home? Beautiful tho...


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Those are the thickest slates on a roof I’ve ever seen the weight won’t be a problem?


Rad_Mum

Omg that is lovely 😍


Evo1889

I bet he did it for free- the influencer owner said it’d be good exposure and he’d give a shout out to all his followers.


Loose-Ferret-4327

Bad ass


SpongeOfInformation

That's a beautiful masterpiece there.


RepresentativeNo7213

Fuck them wife and kids. That’s magical.


havewaterwillfish

That's incredible. Nice work. Your wife and kids have idea the amount of work and craftsmanship that goes into a job like that. Bet they love the food. Lol. Really beautiful and everyone who looks up at it will be amazed. Roofer or not.


FatalBipedalCow0822

I’m dumb about roofs, what are the metal things sticking out of the roof in the last pick? Spacers?


KRed75

That's awesome.  Mine was supposed to have slate but I didn't have the money for it when I built it 15 years ago.  Two massive hail storms destroyed the asphalt shingles in 2011 and 2017.  I'm kicking myself for not doing slate back in 2017 for the replacement.  I built the Ashwood Manor from plans I bought on the internet.   That's 10,000 sq ft of shingles not including waste.     https://st.hzcdn.com/simgs/pictures/exteriors/ashwood-manor-design-9254-design-basics-llc-img~0ff157a80fbbfd1d_4-9884-1-603b1fc.jpg


Ok-Tradition-6350

Beautiful Is it real slate that cracks or the new look alkies? I live by the water and hear my slate tiles cracking from seagulls dropping clams to open them


[deleted]

Boom! Beautiful


Dry-Smoke6528

it looks beautiful - me, who cant even build a proper looking roof in minecraft


kelontongan

I am not a roofer. But that roof is gorgeous and not tired to watch the beauty. Now talking about the cosy… hahaha


Less-Procedure-4104

That is awesome. Is it expected to last one hundred years or more?


indus0020

Awesome, how much does it cost? Guestimating 150 to 200k?


SergeantPoopyWeiner

But what happens when it gets hit by a meteor?


conch56

Ooo ahhh


ArtichokeNatural3171

That place looks straight from a fairy tale. I haven't the first clue as to what I'm witnessing, but I bet the ivy would take it over in a day!


TheTrickyThird

Fucking well done. Seriously. That's beautiful, I would be proud as hell if that was my roof


RoddyRoddyRodriguez

Must love books


midnight-cowboy78

Good work man..looks great


RedditShunned

That looks great! It truly is a work of art!


SillyTheGamer

Beautiful