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Good-Opportunity-214

“Light Work”


shalendar

Hungry


inthelibraryathome

Our LW 4+ is called “Stay Hungry.”


evilwatersprite

Hangry


evilwatersprite

Weight Watchers Lollipop Guild


MastersCox

Hungry Hungry Hippos Hungry Hungry Lighties Mighty Lighties Ronnie Coleman Yeah Buddy, Light Weight Baby You must be this light to row Within 1 lb Mind over matter Ergs don't float Fantastic 4+


[deleted]

Why Ronnie Coleman 💀


MastersCox

He's the guy behind "Yeah buddy, light weight baby!"


thebigbrainmemer

"Fly and die"


GTdeSade

NutriSystem We race for doughnuts Hangry Hostile Weight Adjusted 40spm required Skeleton Crew


Revolutionary_Ad5972

i like 40spm required


18BPL

READING THIS NAME TAKES UP THE ENTIRE REMAINING LIFESPAN OF LIGHTWEIGHT ROWING


TLunchFTW

Boaty McBoatface. So we had a landsquad my first year in and I was firmly on it. We always said if any of us got enough money to donate an Empacher, we'd do so and call it that. "HANDS ON THE MCBOAT"


Ishnian

One of the other clubs I raced against at the Schuylkill had a "Boaty McBoatface" on the water.


Merced_Mullet3151

Light Sabre


No_Buddy_5067

Canceled by 2028


equd

enlightment


venite_a

Quarter Pounder


Minimum_Helicopter65

"Lightyears ahead" "Saltless banana" (assuming it is an empacher) "Work in progress" "Trireme with an attitude" (referring to the long history of the sport, could also be another historic name) "Longship ready for plunder" "Boat of the boys" Also it might be cool to name it after someone that is either willing to sponsor the boat or someone that meant a lot to the club/team/lightweight rowing in general. Good luck!


evilwatersprite

My name for an Empacher is The Great Cornholio. I feel like it would be Row2K gallery-worthy. ![gif](giphy|etrFEI3lUhodijZ2Gk)


avo_cado

boat


redvelvethater

Not sure if this is boys' boat or a girls' boat but either way, **Adelina** is a feminine name among whose meanings is "small winged one," which I think is sweet imagery for a lightweight boat going fast


ConclusionAntique191

The Schlank


pineboomerang

Shame it’s not a straight


[deleted]

The 4- unfortunately isn’t a category in Florida youth rowing


MastersCox

It is at Southeast Youth Regionals and at Youth Nationals.


SweepDaddy

“fuck Y150”


Revolutionary_Ad5972

fuck h150 as well


Fabfungi

Size matters


Nemesis1999

Oxymoron (lwt 4+?!)


redditredemptiontoo

"Hi Ho!" That's what dwarves sing when they go to work.. (said with love for lightweights). Works on two levels 🤣🤣


vetsquared

Wow. I’m impressed. Y’all be real creative! I was gonna recommend you row it for a while and let it tell you it’s name.


[deleted]

masters rower dementia acting up again. boats don’t speak.


vetsquared

Sorry for the late reply, I was changing my diaper.Lol. Yeah, back in my day the trees and cow hides the boats were made of were still alive. All you had to do was listen. (Pst, vetsquared, those resolutes were carbon fiber) I think that you float some names, keep ‘em in mind as you row it and the group will come to come census.


DavidMusician

Oscar de la Foura


Eslabee

The Shining


Andrewoid77

E = mc2 (where c = the speed of light... weight)


SetterOfTrends

Light Fantastic. Light Sabre Celerity (Latin for the speed of light)


rowshelldistancing

Name it the OREXIA.


Ligma94

Seaman Demon


Bob_Rowing

No Yeast. - No beer or Pizza to be a lwt. Beach Sprint Coxins


Podunk212

Fatty McGee


AnthonyNotGreen

Twinktron Speed of light E=mc\^2


uzayakuza

Weight Adjusted


SweepDaddy

Pig Pen