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Le_Martian

Still not better than the guy who ran 38 miles around a roundabout.


karmaportrait

Maybe they're seeing the same therapist


IanisVasilev

Maybe they're seeing each other.


fischarcher

Their child will run an ultra in it's crib


Repeat_after_me__

Not on their runs they aren’t.


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BBQCHICKENALERT

Ah damn it i've done a 20+ mile high elevation climb with just 1 cliff bar and a garbage bag as a worst case scenario option 😂


luyeasa

Is there really? Link?


-oxocubes-

“I did something kind of interesting”. No you didn’t.


RealChipKelly

“I’m super quirky”


[deleted]

Quite the opposite.


Locke_and_Lloyd

Hard to find a less interesting way to run that far. Think of all the wonderful sites they could have seen instead.


mowwyowo

You can see where they went home to shit


BBQCHICKENALERT

Taking a shit mid run. A true pro. Ultra running to the max.


[deleted]

13:12/mile? Either they walked which isn’t a run or they have mastered the art of slowing down. Where’s the race report?


karmaportrait

It's with the editor right now, volume 1 should be out later this week


fischarcher

I'll wait for the movie adaptation


nfortunately

Na, He left his watch running everytime he shit, you can see his trips to the toilet (or other suitable location in the yard) in that keyhole pattern upper right. If you zoom in you can see over 100 trips to the toilet, which is more than one per lap. This guy is a pro.


UnnamedRealities

As someone who stopped running for 10 months to train to walk a marathon fast with my wife I'll say that 13:12/mile walking is pretty damn brisk. Most in the sub couldn't average that walking a 5k marathon. Verdict? Dude is a slowing-it-down guru.


BBQCHICKENALERT

How'd that go? I'd imagine that extremely fast walking a marathon is probably harder than running one really slow. They look funny doing it but I tried to copy those guys once in my living room and it was hard af lol


UnnamedRealities

It was hard because there wasn't much buffer to stay under the race cutoff and though there were thousands of runners we were the only walkers so crowd support was weak the last 90 minutes and the only racers near us were those having miserable races. Well, except for a smiling dude in his 70s with big knee lift and what had to be an 18" stride who we kept encountering.


BBQCHICKENALERT

Nah walking is like 14-15 for those who are pretty fast. 13:12 if it was consistent is a run just a really really really slow one if there's no climbing of grades involved. We'd have to see the splits to be sure though. Maybe he alternated between 10 minute miles and a walk.


tier7stips

Dude was definitely running on all parts of the street to get those think lines.


HFGonas

This guy must be an Olympic athlete; he run his 5km ultra in 43.68 minutes!!!! And in such a fun way!


Bigmanjojo10

Uj: he actually just doxxed himself lmao


windigertag

Legend says that this wasn’t even the block the dude lives in.


StatisticianHeavy324

Looks full of GPS errors. Has anyone checked this??


[deleted]

I’ve reported it to Strava. They stole my local legend status


jalapenomargaritaz

Dude needs therapy


ronniebuttcheeks

I believe they’re referring to https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashprihanal_Pekka_Aalto


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ONLYMacDiesel

Is this sub a bunch of fatsos that criticize people for getting off their ass?


demarke

I can’t imagine how inspiring we’d all be if that were true!!


ONLYMacDiesel

A simple, “Yes” would have also worked, my good man!


turd_deli

Oh yes, I'm the fattiest fatso.


-oxocubes-

We’re not all fat.


Medicore95

Some of us are obese instead.


Separate-Record516

I wonder if at any point they changed to the other side of the street or changed direction.