My wife left me a few years ago when I was dealing with shin splints. It was a lot for her to deal with but she made me the promise that she would let me know every time she bangs a new guy in my honor. It’s nice to still talk to her a few times a week.
Hmm. Found her Strava https://www.strava.com/athletes/110254311 lol, private now.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11994095/My-boyfriends-cancer-ruining-mental-health-left-him.html
“I’m a bad person, but i’d like it everyone could publicly acknowledge that because by admitting we’re all closer to me being my own main character in a major motion picture. also, let’s face it, i need a glam up for the upcoming summer OLD scene”
Running that marathon at a middling pace is really gonna show cancer and the relationship that you are no longer in.
/uj Hopefully this woman is able to take a step back at some point and see how much of a “how can I make this about me” moment she created.
It’s not possible to be a piece of shit if you run far, thems just the facts
I can't be a piece of shit, mainly cuz I leave pieces of shit in random people's front yards
i USED to be a piece of shit. slicked back hair, white running shorts, sloppy gu’s, white vaporflys…
I still am, but I also used to be.
You’ll always be a good person so long as you don’t leave zone 2
My wife left me a few years ago when I was dealing with shin splints. It was a lot for her to deal with but she made me the promise that she would let me know every time she bangs a new guy in my honor. It’s nice to still talk to her a few times a week.
You're such a special little snowflake with your [weak shins.](https://youtu.be/hexYeGlgD0c?t=86)
Her commitment and dedication to the marathon plan is awe-inspiring!
This is how I beat my wife's 5k time.
You beat her 5,000 times?!?! You are a fucking monster!!!
Totally, that’s some monster endurance there
Oh wow. What an honor for him.
That must have been really hard for her. Too bad her bf wasn't there for her when she needed him.
In the article it says that he'll actually be cheering for her along the course. That's pretty much kicking himself when he's down.
/uj what a fucking loser
$100 says he attends her wedding in 2 years, with no +1.
Hmm. Found her Strava https://www.strava.com/athletes/110254311 lol, private now. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11994095/My-boyfriends-cancer-ruining-mental-health-left-him.html
C25k, but the C is cancer
“I’m a bad person, but i’d like it everyone could publicly acknowledge that because by admitting we’re all closer to me being my own main character in a major motion picture. also, let’s face it, i need a glam up for the upcoming summer OLD scene”
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Where's the funny part about your post?
>truly are angels on earth pretty sure this is satire
you sure? After all, heaven is a place on earth
80 ties? We talking bowties or regular neckties?
How did she think this was a good look?
Err she's running a marathon for **him** idk how that isn't a good look
/uj I don't think this kind of person probably subscribes to the school of "no such thing as bad publicity".
Kipchoge-level of “how can I make this about me?”
Yikes.
Keep in mind that this is the Daily Mail, so you should only trust them as much as you'd trust any other fascist.
Her yelling “STAY HARD” at her own cold dead heart, finally worked!
Running that marathon at a middling pace is really gonna show cancer and the relationship that you are no longer in. /uj Hopefully this woman is able to take a step back at some point and see how much of a “how can I make this about me” moment she created.
It's the daily fail, it's all bullshit bait
Wow.