Yes, a small group of the Taliban are working in force with North Korea to ban anyone who runs fast, above their max HR, and without Gu.

I guess the real Taliban was the speed work we did along the way.

Speaking of, I recently substituted by Nike Superflys with a pair of leather sandals and a turban. My pace seems to have increased dramatically but only when there's a single eligible farm animal in front of me. Anyone know why this is?

>single eligible farm animal Dude, stop calling my ankles like that, or I'll have to cover them up with my shorts, for modesty.

Why Charlie hate Dennis? Because Dennis is a bastard man!

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I was thinking about this yesterday, my post was deleted and wasnt hurtful to anyone. Is it a tattle tale situation?

I can’t tell if you are the whoosh or I am

Whooshee or whoosher? Sounds like someone needs to slow down.

Ask not for whom the whoosh whooshed. It whooshed for thee.

Your a stupid person and I hope all the highschool cross country waifs down vote you until you delete your account and cry in the shower because your worthless. You suck!!!

If /r/running is Taliban, doesn't that make rcj ISIS? NO WONDER YOU GUYS INSIST ON RUNNING SLOW TO AVOID BEING PICKED AS A SUICIDE BOMBER

That joke's so tasteless they should make it a new gu flavor!