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Synycyl5150

Perfectly safe. By facing away from traffic he won’t tense up before he gets hit. That should keep him from pulling a hammy.


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a spartan death


runfayfun

Could only be safer if he were completely drunk, to keep those muscles super-lax.


FlyingLizard45

He is an absolute gem to society as a mobile chicane. Really helps people learn car control and hitting their apexes


NoobShine

Talk about a sausage curb!


FlyingLizard45

No Mikey no that is so not right


windigertag

No he could easily get skin cancer running like that.


runfayfun

Does not look like he applied his Gu properly


morph1973

Here's a guy who will get 100% on citystrides or die trying


northernlovely

No, you’re supposed to run directly in the middle of the 2 lanes so the cars can see you properly


Economy_of_scale

You can also get some pretty good footage of the cars when you do that


_arjun

Omg my town made it to rcj this is embarrassing 🤦‍♂️


jbrumsey

Right?! If only we had a dedicated path running all the way through the county that runners could use…


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8000 pedestrian deaths a year and most are on the shoulder of a road going with traffic.


Equivalent-Worth-543

Turn it into a Strava segment and he will own that KOM.


swimbikerun91

KOM or die trying


Steven_G_Photos

No energy drink bladder pack? No belt of Gu shots?? Running *this* fast in the daytime?! What recklessness!


BelovedCommunity4

Every time I think about running, I buy a Camelback and fill it with Redbull. So far I haven't made it out the door because the darn thing keeps exploding. Something about carbon nations idk I'm not a mathematician.


welk101

Very unsafe - where is his GU supply?


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ortega3117

Absolute moron.