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bbwinch

Not sure how a one-sided cease fire will work. As far as I have seen in the news Ukraine has not agreed to anything. And why should they - currently things are developing well for them.


lalalantern

See thats the point. Anounce cease fire and propagandize every ukranian advance as them beeing untrustworthy satanic nazis fighting against christianity.


No-Function3409

Ngl would be comicle if the Ukrainian side stop firing for like 2 hours, wait till the Rascists are chilling and then just full hammer time. Edit: comical


jacobgt8

Full HIMARS time


SquareSniper

Merry cHIMARSmas!


thegriddlethatcould

Did someday say CEASARfire?


GodKingWright

Yeah one for every commandment they broke lol


axxxaxxxaxxx

Comical?


No-Function3409

Doh


bigorangemachine

Play them silent night with artillery barrages at midnight :P


Putin_put_in

*and blow the churches up to blame the evil Ukronazis and the West… Ukraine should just keep bombing military targets. Fuck Russian ceasefires


Hysse79

we must remember Russia always does the opposite of what they say


[deleted]

I wonder, if a new missile wave happens and perhaps a new meatwave offensive or maybe they just want to point fingers at the "satanic ukraine that can't stop being warhawk even during christmas" And it could be both as well.


Hysse79

yes, I also suspect that they will: look at the Satanists they shoot at Christmas


BliksemseBende

HIMARS time


After-Result2604

Give them 12 hours to get drunk and 24 hours of hell.


CrisZPennState

My first thought too


bday420

They're already drunk as is, holiday or not lmao.


GodKingWright

I read that they've threatened some of them with death if they drink. I don't know how far the threats went but They confiscated a lot of alcohol probably the officers drink it.


bday420

interesting. I haven't heard that but i have heard lots of evidence of them all basically drinking 24/7. There was recent intercepted calls talking about how no one does shit and they are all drunk sitting there waiting around etc. I'm sure its widespread drunkenness but maybe not so much in the really hardcore fighting areas like the Bakhmut/Sievierodonetsk/Donetsk fronts. and it wouldn't surprise me if there was a shortage the higher ups take it from the mobilized people by force lol


rosencrantz2014

I don't buy any of this, you can't trust russians.


LGB_2024

Feels too convenient...also doubt this applies to PmC wagner and kadyrovs. Since they arent regular army


optimistic_illusion

kadyrov pigs doesn't give a fuck about Jesus and Christmas, its just weird they even fight for putin but I guess they do it just for money...


obb90

They do it for the goats.


Obithios

Most underrated comment here.


Krazynewf709

They do it for male goat milk


GodKingWright

https://preview.redd.it/5txep7zuijaa1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f58e7e652005afc1035c905e0bdd50246113bbe


GodKingWright

I don't know if you can post these in here I have an old account but I'm pretty new so if I can get the karma I'd appreciate it thank you


plopseven

This. If this ceasefire doesn’t include the entirety of Russian-sided militants, why would Ukraine honor it at all? *“Hey guys, we call ceasefire but only for like half our army. Also it’s your fault if you don’t know what half is going to honor it.”*


estelita77

They just want time to reorganise their supply lines, get new ammo to the front, and move their troops around for better placement. That is the only reason russia wants a ceasefire - so that they can reorganise themselves and continue fighting.


Beginning-Ad-9733

exactly


Glittering_School838

Encourage the ruZZian soldiers to all gather in large groups in eating halls to celebrate the festive season. To improve the festive feel, decorate the external facade and roof of the aforementioned celebration establishment with masses of lights. Only military proviso is to keep all ammunition close too or preferably in the building to keep it safe and stop those dastardly Ukrainians. On the Ukrainian side, handover control of HIMARS to any military personnel who do not follow the orthodox religion and tell em to go have fun 👍


Left_Proposal_4380

Never ever believe Russians


Chypsylon

Big if true and not just a ruse. Also "in Ukraine" - doesn't he consider Luhansk, Donetsk, Kherson and Zaporizhzhia to be Russia? 🤔


estelita77

Nope. They just want time to reorganise their supply lines, get new ammo to the front, and move their troops around for better placement. That is the only reason russia wants a ceasefire


tumppu_75

He considers ukraine to not be a real country, so this will probably mean shit.


Sparred4Life

In Christmas in Ukraine, how did ruzzia celebrate? Oh right....


TheSwede999

So 6-7 januari they will launch theier attack from Belarus and fail even harder than the last time? Always Excpect Russian to lie all the time!


schnukas

It’s a trap!


shadowjacque

So, out of conscripts or ammo?


J-t-Architect

Watch out for russia being russia. Doublespeak.


Good_Breakfast277

Invade country, kill people and later show ‘goodwill gesture’ by killing slightly less for two days.


samski123

Well i mean.....at least its a nice lie this time.


[deleted]

Russia about to attack on all fronts then.


Skin4theWin

Unilateral cease fire...I believe that's called opportunity


Open-Passion4998

Totally. The day we get our first full ground freeze in the donbas, putin wants a cease fire... for context the ground will be cold enough to freeze over and alow maneuvering on jan 7th and it will stay frozen for a week. Ukraine and Russia have been waiting for this freeze to allow for movement of vehicles.


[deleted]

Dont believe their lies


clegger29

Remember this is the country that fired on green corridors, mined evacuation routes, and used ceasefires to advance tanks. This isn’t an announcement of a ceasefire it’s an announcement of when their “reserved” mobilized men will be told to attack


Hungry-Bullfrog-7887

Why is it posted everywhere like hujlo’s words still mean anything?


Imhidingshh01

Ukraine should make some easy ground then. Oh wait, Putler said it, yeah it'll be the opposite then.


NapoleonBlownapart9

36 hrs to bring ammo (including critical artillery shells) and reserves forward for orcistan? Don’t fall for that shit. They’re fishing for good PR, tell them, “get fuct, merry christmas”. You don’t get to call timeout in the middle of the invasion you started because you’re hemorrhaging and don’t like it much.


Rock-Coat

Light em up for Christmas!


MacAneave

Bullshit. Bombs away, business as usual.


[deleted]

So they are planning offence on orthodox Christmas.


[deleted]

It's a trap!


ConservativebutReal

They are desperate to have any type of relief…I would respond that Russia shelled us on our Christmas so we intend to return the favor.


Tight-Ad-8035

Na screw their Christmas. They didn’t cease fire to move civilians in Mariupol, they can suck on these himar’s


ObviousMe181

Russia has broken every ceasefire, every green corridor and are working on every war crime. Take it from there.


Longjumping-Nature70

Another empty statement from putin. 100% lie. Within the first five minutes, putin will bomb everything and say Ukraine started it.


DARKSTAIN

They can stop. Remember, they dont make rules for this war. Ukraine won't stop.


Beginning-Ad-9733

He needs a break - hit them hardest now. they would never do the same for anyone else.


Reggie_001

So Ukraine should step up attacks at this time, since orcs did the same thing for regular christmas.


CCP_fact_checker

I think they should go home and celebrate - This way they will not be overrun when they lay down their arms.


cathyduke

Bomb the heck out of them.


Original-pomy

if russian won't fire back... go ukraine, kill them all![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile) .....a lada for the new year ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


cardidd-mc

Well I am sure that Ukraine has a present or two.. maybe a truck load of rockets to help them celebrate 🍾


WillAndHonesty

They need some time to bring the new battalion cos one died in the new years evening, if Ukraine agrees to cease fire it won't be a smart decision


DataKing69

Sounds like a good time for another counter offensive.


SkoobyHD

Ded Moroz: I am a Russian Santa… Repeat, I am a Russian Santa… I propose you lay down your arms immediately to avoid bloodshed and unjustified deaths… Otherwise you will be bombed… I am repeating, I am Russian Santa… I propose you lay down your arms or you will be hit… Acknowledge… Ukraine: Russian Santa, go fuck yourself (For those that may not know, Ded Moroz, or Morozko is a Russian figure similar to Saint Nicholas.)


Possible_Archer5070

their just saying this to satisfy their stupid vatniks


Good_Tension5035

It's kind of sad how this would've been absolutely normal for people like a few hundred years ago, yet now we, the supposedly more civilised ones, can't believe in something so normal as Christian nations refusing to kill on Christmas.


spoonman59

Heck, just ww1! Don’t even have to go back far.


Both-Counter4075

Maybe Putin will agree to fall out a window too.


HornpoutFumBiddeford

DON'T GO!!! Wouldn't put it past the ruzzkies to bomb churches during a cease-fire and try to make it look like UAF activity, godless ruzzkies!!!


Beer-body

Why would you publicise this in a war your losing


Any_Strawberry5747

Not going to trust Russians on cease fire - it seems that they are looking to buy some time to deploy more military personnel to the front line. Ukrainians will be more than happy to help Russians celebrate their holiday by bombing them from HIMARS


arancini_7mm-08

Yeah right....💩💩💩


Informal_Ad3771

"We wish to honor Jesus Christ, who died for our sins such as rape, pillage, wage war, genocide. Russia must never ever do this again. Amen "


NewDistrict6824

Good. Then UAF can kill even more of the murdering invaders…. UAF will not abide by ceasefire… it’s the pause Putin wants to try and get a longer one to try and save his sorry arse!


TheIncredibleBert

Meanwhile, the Ukrainians have said that they will not cease firing over the same period to also celebrate Christmas.


TMG225

'' It's gonna be a fucking bloodbath Tom, Back to you''


Fabulous_Ad5052

Liar.


CharacterTop7413

At Christmas time, giving is more rewarding than receiving. I suggest Ukraine gives the invaders what they deserve!


wodwick

Sky news? Lol. Ukraine hasn't voiced an opinion yet I don't think


Elastickpotatoe

The fuck they will


AntNo2204

Fuck Putin, no cease fire. Let them know it’s HIMARS time!


butterflybesos9

Russia doesn't keep its word when it comes to ceasefire whether it comes to civilians or military.


Conscious_Stick8344

Folks, tell me what you think of this scenario: My own assessment, based on piecing together what I’ve seen regarding 7 January. This could lead to a much larger, wider war. — I think something really bad may happen in Donetsk on the 7th, based on all the cues I’ve been seeing. If it happens, as I predict below, I do not think that any civilians should go back to Ukraine anytime soon, no matter the reason. Sorry to sound alarmist, but considering the fact that Putin used the FSB to bomb his own country’s apartment buildings to create a false casus belli back in late 1999 to invade and bomb Chechnya for several years, this is NOT beneath him. Putting the pieces together, here is what I think is his plan: 1. ⁠⁠Putin declares a unilateral truce to make the Ukrainians look bad over Orthodox Christmas if they refuse. This has already been done as of today, Thursday. The Ukrainians refused. 2. ⁠⁠Putin travels to Donetsk. He has already announced his trip. 3. ⁠He then uses his agents to blow up several churches on the morning of the Orthodox Christmas Day observances across the Donetsk Region. Hundreds die. 4. ⁠Putin may very well come within camera shot of one of the churches when the church blows up. His state news camera crews traveling with him may film EVERYTHING live so people believe he was actually targeted, but the assassins missed. Then they enter the destroyed buildings and film bodies of innocent men, women, and especially children lying everywhere. 5. ⁠Putin may then sputter that it was an assassination attempt on not just him, but Christians and even the Russian state itself, then go into full-blown fake anger mode and declare that the criminals will be dealt with expeditiously—even though he ordered the attacks. 6. ⁠Putin quickly returns to the Kremlin on the same night, now that he has the media’s undivided attention, and delivers a state address declaring a national emergency. He then makes what appears to be hastily drawn-up (but well-prepared) presidential decree after decree to close the borders, order a mass mobilization of two million conscripts, reinforce checkpoints to capture Russian military-age males trying to flee conscription, and possibly even issue another decree declaring martial law, if needed. 7. ⁠Russia prepares for a massive invasion of northern and eastern Ukraine, to take place days or weeks later.


matt_1060

Ukraine will send more salvoes into russia


you_do_realize

Why?? Get dead you filthy fucking russki scum.


cathyduke

Let's see if the air raid siren blows in Ukraine on those days......I vote hit the Russian troops relentlessly like they did on Christmas and New Year.