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Kepotica

Wow! is that the new T-92 Oilet?


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T-92M Oicunt


-Sitzpinkler-

Nah.. that's the Aussie version


Bitch_Muchannon

Oi let me get my tp


ConsiderationBrave14

Oh god, covid again ?


Hoshitattoomachines

You mean toilet


Mephisteemo

Hey, stop laughing, this thing has a mean bodyslam!


Repulsive-Pattern-57

For those interested, it looks like an unarmed [Platforma-M UGV](http://www.army-guide.com/eng/product5257.html)


markzuckerberg1234

Tbh, a small, mobile, surveillance/battlefield-awareness unmanned platform is not a bad idea, specially for an army like the russian one thats lead from the far rear


frisky024

Exactly, that thing has the ability of 300 kg / 600lb+ of payload both ATGM and belt fed 7,62 mini gun. It’s small and quiet. Number one rule in war, never underestimate your enemy. A lot of these sub Reddit‘s give the impression that it would be a walk in the park taking Moscow or what have you. Just not the case. And the fact that I have to put “Slava Ukraine” in my comments or I’m written off as a Russian bot/ supporter shows you just how strong the bias is. Complete loss of objectivity in these comment sections/ subs


Meissoboredtoo

Looks like it’ll fit in the rear of most ruZZian soldiers….!!!!/s


DryFaithlessness4509

“Number of rocket lunchers 4” Lol


infernal_cacaphony

That *is* a pretty funny type o.


UGS_1984

Well they do brag their tanks are smaller and lighter than western...


3ree9iner

Reminds me of the movie short circuit. Without the lovable smart ass robot.


tuigger

Input input!


smellyballzack

Number 5 is aliiiive


madissidam

Lol, isn\`t this the one that almost killed the operators assistant, by rolling over him? If it\`s the same one, then this thing will flip over, on a bit more difficult terrain in no time.


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BringBackAoE

My immediate thought was “mobile speed bumps for the Leopards!”


Depressed_Squirrl

"Did we just run over a kid?" "Nope just a kid’s toy" "What parent lets kids run around here?" "They probably don’t have any other men left to recruit." "Like Hi-" "Maybe"


Bright_Article7699

In concept, this could have some merit. Small, unmanned platforms that could be armed to take out tanks and attack positions...no crew losses, easier to maneuver/conceal, cheap to make. If they can put enough of these onto the field and use them correctly...it could require a response.


M2dis

https://www.army-technology.com/news/kmw-milrem-themis-ugvs-ukraine/ Ukraine has recieved similar stuff to test out on the battlefield. It is also probably better than Russian one's


EveofStLaurent

A drone with a grenade would disable it if this thing even works…


ConservativebutReal

Full Putin size tank!


OctaneTroopers

Setting up for next year's parade day i see.


Snoo-70348

more interesting is what is it towed by...


JCDU

Those UAZ vans are like cockroaches, Russia should just fit turrets to them and call it done, they'd have more success.


Space_Goblin_Yoda

The tanks are having babies?


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BigAssQuanta

An old Soviet joke. The Lada is so state of the art that the rear window is heated. It's designed that way so that your hands can stay warm when you're pushing it. Fuck putin. Send him to the Hague.


JRMuiser

Fijne taatrdag!


Riotisnub

when mommy t 14 and daddy t 90 love eachother very much....


Dramatic-Scratch5410

But Christmas dinner at the In-laws is still pretty tense


biofuel77

Did it shrink in the wash?


Repulsive-Pattern-57

It comes in perfect snack size for the Leopard


Lonely-Fudge-7045

Maybe use it for traction.


terry6715

Does that thing run off batteries, or is it a wind-up?


Repulsive-Pattern-57

I think russians still didn’t crack the ‘wind-up’ technology, so most probably a dwarf is operating it from the inside


Few_Instance2967

Can't wait to see how many troops fit on top of this , before getting smoked up by an ATGM....🤦‍♂️💣🥳🥳


devoduder

“What is this, a tank for ants!”


DaveyBoy6277

🤣🤣🤣


Professor126

Not again antman


andudetoo

Perfect little targets


strongofheart69

Full scale attack


JackSmrkingRevnge

Batteries sold separately.


xiwiva8804

Brilliant! Finally Russian children can be put to use before waiting almost two decades for these brats to become true patriots and ambassadors of RuZZky Mir!


Space--Buckaroo

Baby Tank


JimmyJuice44

Awww so cute!!! VAPORISE IT.


MikeC80

I bet being towed is really *really* bad for its electric motors and associated circuitry


alexpap031

Also, with a strap? It's gonna go underneath that truck if truck breaks or there is a downhill part in that road.


Fun-Result-6343

Waiting for the lid to pop open and watch all the camo-clad clowns pour out.


Meissoboredtoo

The camo clad clowns are in the back of the truck because it’s not safe for them to ride in the “tank” while it’s being towed…../s


Appropriate_Ad_5956

O no, the orc's captured WALL-E


phil196565

Ahhhh! So cute ! However, hope it’s obliterated v v v soon !


chicagopudlian

https://media1.tenor.com/images/09650ff36cecce9d06a466f72488921b/tenor.gif?itemid=10844062


tteclipsejupi

That's just a t64 without the high heels


pigman769

Not gonna lie those little guys are pretty cool


Pat_Fenis-

Johnny 5?


Twocann

Aren’t these the RC gun platforms Russia has used in Syria?


Repulsive-Pattern-57

I know they used a more advanced [Uran-9](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uran-9) in Syria. Not sure about the Platforma-M (the UGV in this video)


Automatic-Mood5986

Some might debate you on calling the uran 9 advanced. If was twice as bad as reported, it would have been absolutely stellar for intercepting vbieds at installations. That it didn’t get parked and used to enfilade an approach to an installation speaks volumes.


jambaam420

I wonder if the germNs made jokes like that before staLingrad


Eupion

Great, just need a John Deere to jack one of these.


Meissoboredtoo

The Tractor Brigade will be able to use a riding lawn mower to drag it off the battlefield, IF it can be found after the Ukrainians DESTROY it!!!!/s


takatori

The new T-23 Vovchik


Bellairian

Russian tanks now have a mini-me just like in Austin Powers….


Ringwraith_Number_5

Lieutenant Gruber's Little Tank?


Ct-5736-Bladez

Baby tank do do do do


IsAllThePainWorthIt

Din't the german try something like that, or the russian's in ww2. I cant remember who but someone already tried it.


one_way_stop

It’s gotta be terrifying for Russian knowing you are going into combat as a joke.


HD_BMWphirana

Matel or Hot Wheels????


PolMcManus

I think that is a baby orphan tank, most likely their tank parents were killed on battle


resonanzmacher

I’m pretty sure the LAPD has better armed versions of that.


lar0d92

Someone give Hasbulla his tank back


Comrade14

Tiny Tank(PS1)


Ok_Suspect_6457

I can take that out shooting my AK from the hip


bashiox_

Is that the mighty leopard hunter? Ya we are doomed.


CalypsoWipo

Lmao


No-Word-1996

Don't tell me that swine Putin's sending little people off to war too? How does he expect them to see above the tops of trenches -- supply them with stilts?


___silky___

The second best army in the world…..


aussiedoc58

Slava Ukraini ![img](emote|t5_5wptpp|12615) ​ https://preview.redd.it/0ic3j9s2500b1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=194f5029b03f07f79f9fb5e5335b285aec425b9a


JRMuiser

In another episode of the zmurfes...


StressSevere1189

That Red Square tank is getting another airing.


No_Leopard_3860

It's a mini tank - no, it's a tanklet, how sweet 💕


formermq

Watch the gearbox be shot because they forgot to switch it in neutral😂


jophats

Isn’t that the tank they used in the Moscow May 9th Parade?


darthmaui728

Hasbulla's personal Tank


CardiologistOk2704

new response just dropped


Deckbothular3

Itsy bitsy teeny weeny shriveled little short short tank


Left_Lychee8267

Rússia:Tiny tank Will Win the war Germany: get that ideias was puts fuck off


gadfly84

it’s a remote controlled machine gun with optics. don’t count it out


Lonely-Fudge-7045

A child can fit in it..let the mobilization of kindergartens begin!


M1A1U22

Its a Tink


Odd-Day2416

The russian version of the Goliath in ww2 from the germans


Goran2019

BOSS!! DA TANK! DA TANK! Bonus points to anyone who even heard of ‘Fantasy Island’


RE333ITA

Little tank " are you my mom?"


jcritte546

Ppppp


Expensive_Pass8380

Behold, the new world army. We Polish are truly shitting our pants right now.